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Russia Unveils Space Shuttle for Tourists

joestump98 writes: "Yahoo! News is running a story about those crazy, cash strapped, Russians building a space shuttle for tourists. For under $100,000 you can take a one-hour flight that includes a mere 3 minutes of weightlessness. Apparently the flights are to start around 2004/2005." 21mhz adds a link to this press release from Russia's Myasishchev Design Bureau, writing: "On close examination, it turns out to be a downscaled version of Buran."

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  1. Slimfast diet plan by ZaneMcAuley · · Score: 3, Funny

    For under $100,000 you can take a one-hour flight that includes a mere 3 minutes of weightlessness.

    Order today :D

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  2. A New 50 Mile High Club by phunhippy · · Score: 5, Funny

    OR however many miles high they will take us... but thats the important part!!

    1 pilot.. and room for 2!!!

    3 minute quickie in space for 100 grand.. 200 if yer payin for your partner... now that will be the new IN thing... hehe...

  3. Re:Expansive for what you get by yatest5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If its weightlessnes you are after, wouldn't it be a damn sight cheeper just to put a plane into a dive and float arround for a bit..... as in an astronoughts training.

    Hmm, yeah, maybe except using that method, you only get 10 seconds at a time of weightlessness, which, even if you've just met the girl, is not enough time to reach the 'mile high, and floating in mid-air club'. Any guy knows that 3 minutes is plenty of time to do that and try weightless cigarette smoking...

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  4. For $150,000... by tom_newton · · Score: 3, Funny

    You get to ride on the inside :)

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  5. In flight shopping by morie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Knowing the way some Russians do business, they will probably stop the ship once they're out there and ask for another $100,000 to get you back in one piece.

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  6. Re:Expansive for what you get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    If its weightlessnes you are after, wouldn't it be a damn sight cheeper just to put a plane into a dive and float arround for a bit..... as in an astronoughts training.

    Actually you get a couple of minutes in space to look at the stars and convince your self that earth actually _is_ round :)

  7. $100K / 180 sec = $555.55 per second by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 3, Funny



    3 minutes, at nearly $600 per second. About half of that time will be spent vomiting, so now you're looking at more than $1000 per second.

    Not since "Glitter" hit the theaters has so much money been made by causing people to barf.

    Cheers,

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  8. American Express by Xamdam_us · · Score: 3, Funny
    Bottle of Vodka -- $26

    Flight into Space -- $100,000

    Not burning up on re-entry -- Priceless

  9. Mastercard by yatest5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Making a cheap-ass joke: $0

    Posting it on /.: -1 Karma

    Getting it fundamentally wrong: Priceless

    ;-) - sorry man.

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  10. For everything else there's mastercard by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    $100,000 for yourself
    $50 for a hooker
    $100,000 for her ticket
    3 minute sex in space with a hooker? Priceless.

    Somethings money can't buy.