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Mandrake, SuSE Ready New Releases

Posted by timothy on from the nation-of-i830m-chipsets-awaits dept.

Anthony Boyd writes: "At pclinuxonline.com, they are running an uncomfirmed story that Mandrake 8.2 will be released on March 18th. And of course, SuSE Linux 8.0 is going to be released in mid-April. Features for SuSE appear to include KDE 3.0 and a whole lot of games. Features for Mandrake appear to be a super small install and, well, stability. Sounds great to me."

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    Any ladies here like to get eaten out during their period? Bloody snatch tastes best. The texture is like chunky spaghetti sauce, I slurp it down.