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Attack of the Clones Leaked

Posted by Hemos on from the i'll-believe-it-when-i-see-it dept.

dgris writes "ain't it cool is running a purported review of Epidsode II. Harry Knowles is claiming to have gotten a secret screening of the film while at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, TX. Short story: he loves it." Like the department sez: I'll believe it when I see it. After Phantom, I'm willing to wait a bit to see it.

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  1. Re:Wow! by Nailer · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is not the review you are looking for. You can go about your business. Move along.

    This isn't the movie I'm looking for. I can go about my business. I'll move along now...

  2. You know, by yellowstone · · Score: 5, Funny
    When I saw this, I screamed like a little girl. I mean it was like Uncle Tony grabbed my pantied ass. I jumped about 12 feet up in the air and squealed. WHAT A THRILL!
    When people say "too much information", this is exactly what they're talking about.
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  3. Re:doesn't _really _ say much does it.. by nookieman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yoda Says: Optimise JAVA code by inlining methods you can. Optimising slashdot karma by inlining article you cannot.

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  4. Harry is full of shit. by Picass0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He probably saw it. I won't argue that.

    But his opinion is crap ever since he claimed that he "cried at the end of Armagedeon". What a sell out. They were his site's biggest sponsor at the time.

    I shit you not.

  5. Re:Wow! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'll also wager that tomorrow, we'll see a Slashdot story detailing how the review was "forcably removed"

    Given that this is Slashdot, it probably will say "forcably."

  6. Yeah right by CMiYC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Judging by the quaility of the site, and what I know about SXSW, I'm not buying it. I'm not sure I understand how anyone at SXSW would have acquired a copy, and I'm further uncertain why this guy was so cool he got to see it. If you look at the comments after the review, I understand why he threw this together. The people who read his site often are all applauding him. So he's riding on a cloud right now because he is "so cool." Ain't that cool.

    And if by the 1,000,000th of a percent of a chance that I'm wrong, oh well. The guy still needs to learn to use a smaller font.

  7. Worse name? by Kris+Warkentin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh...a worse name than Death Sticks? How about ATTACK OF THE CLONES?

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  8. Prrff! by MouseR · · Score: 5, Funny

    This guys says he's seen a rough cut of episode 2.

    Big deal.

    I've seen final cuts of episode 4, 5 and 6!

    And guess what? (SPOILER ALERT:) Vador is Luke's father!!

  9. Re:Wow! by TrevorB · · Score: 5, Funny

    The details of the fight scenes between Yoda and the Count

    What, are Henson and co. running out of muppets or something?

    One! Two! Three!!! Three Jedi Hah hah hah hah!