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Internet Use Becomes More Purposeful

tacocat writes "An article in the The Christian Science Monitor talks about the changing use of the Internet. They cite a report from The Pew Internet and American Life Project that talks about people Getting Serious Online. The study is continuation of people they have been following already and found that people are using the Internet more often for serious matters and issue of utility, rather then just for fun."

191 comments

  1. Yes by Zen+Mastuh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some people are using the Internet for very serious things--like marriage proposals. Good luck, Mr. & Mrs. Taco!!!

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  2. normal article..or katz? by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 2, Funny
    At first I thought this article was a JonKatz article about how the Internet was useful, and I was surprised to find it wasn't. His article would go:
    Since 1912, the Internet has been very useful. What started as a way of putting together fishing nets in an "inter" way became a key method of transferring "data." Data is 1's and 0's. I'm not 1's and 0's. Internet useful because it lets you get your Slash for your dot. I'm the dot in dot com. No that's Intel. In concluision, what the "Intra-net" is no one knows, but one day scientists hope to figure it out. If that is, it doesn't violate the DMCA, because the DMCA says you can't use crack, and scientists want to "crack" the problem.
    And to end with a Homer J. Simpson quote: "(Wow), they have the Internet on computers now?"
    1. Re:normal article..or katz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the smartest thing I've heard in ages! Thanks for a good laugh...

    2. Re:normal article..or katz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Maybe in order to understand the internet, we have to look at the word itself: "Internet". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "inte" and "rnet". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is the internet.

      --Jack Handy

    3. Re:normal article..or katz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, "inte" is swedish for "not"

    4. Re:normal article..or katz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that must be why the sweeds keep calling it the notrnet.

      they do, don't they?

  3. Purposful? by blues5150 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Internet Use Becomes More Purposeful. That's more like it

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    1. Re:Purposful? by TechnoLust · · Score: 2

      You might as well give up my friend... people have been pointing out the grammar errors on /. for as long as I can remember and it has never changed anything. People still don't know the difference between there (place), their (belonging to them) and they're (short for they are), your (belonging to you) and you're (short for you are) or even then (time) and than (used in a comparison, see the last line of this story.)

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    2. Re:Purposful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and don't forget 'loose' (not tight but loose) for 'lose' (as in 'to lose one's sanity'). Loose the superfluous o.

    3. Re:Purposful? by ichimunki · · Score: 2, Funny

      You want to know what's scariest? I've never before in life had trouble with any of the prevalent grammar/spelling errors that abound on Slashdot. But thanks to reading the articles here and the comments below, I've begun to pick them up. Whereas previously my most serious problem was whether or not to put an apostrophe in "its", now I find myself frequently confusing their/there, etc. This intellectual failing may be contagious!

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    4. Re:Purposful? by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2

      Spelling/Grammar mistakes in the body of the article is one thing, but damnit that one was in the headline!
      It's ironic that some of the casualties of the so-called "Information Age" have been grammar and spelling...the very tools we use to convey our information in a clear, concise way.

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    5. Re:Purposful? by yatest5 · · Score: 1

      Jesus - since when has pointing out spelling mistakes been 'funny'? I can't believe Seinfeld spent all those years writing his 'funny' show when he could have entertained several million geeks by pointing out spelling mistakes in everyday publications...

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    6. Re:Purposful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus - since when has Seinfeld's show been funny?

      It was soooo lame, and boring, and really its humor was very similar to pointing out spelling mistakes on slashdot.

      Have you ever noticed how air is clear, I mean what's with that? Why are we sooo dependant on something we can't even see(spoken in strange NY drawl)

    7. Re:Purposful? by urmensch · · Score: 1

      grammar has *always* been a casualty. i think alot of it has to do with the lack of structure in the inglish language. really, what is the point of the letter C? it's either K or S take your pick...

      this jentile saw that the kulprit was fonetik, or whatever...

    8. Re:Purposful? by generic-man · · Score: 1

      All we need to do is buy 1,747 ad-free pages, and then Taco can start taking action about his miserable spelling.

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    9. Re:Purposful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true. In 1995, I took the GRE and got a 740 on the verbal section. I retook it last week and got a 640. I blame Slashdot.

      You're mileage may vary, but better safe then sorry -- join the (Hopefully) Great /. Blackout April 21-27!

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    10. Re:Purposful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Heh...
      That was pretty clever. Too bad I don't have some mod points.

    11. Re:Purposful? by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      No no no, PORPOISEful. Heck, the dolphins are already well on their way...

  4. Good indicator. by pokeyburro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So the novelty has worn off to an extent. Now people are looking at what one can actually do with the Net. Art is becoming science, and science is becoming practice. Sounds like a good indicator to me. Of course, we all knew this was going to happen.

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    1. Re:Good indicator. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Not only has the novelty worn off (about 4 years ago), but obnoxious advertising is making some sites so unpleasant to visit, I visit only when necessary. So far Slashdot is ok, in my bookmarks.

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  5. It is a serious place... by Kronos666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's about time Mr. and Ms. Anybody find out that the Net is more than just mp3s and pr0n. Students can use it as research, scientists and other technical jobs can use it as reference... it's a whole well of information out there, so why shouldn't anybody use it?

  6. In other news... by distributed.karma · · Score: 1, Funny

    Spell checker becomes more purposful.

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    1. Re:In other news... by tommck · · Score: 1
      http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=purposful&db=*

      returns:
      No entry found for purposful.
      1 suggestion found:
      purposeful

      How hard is it to spell check? Editor, Schmeditor!

      T

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    2. Re:In other news... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Since your comment will be troll-modded into oblivion, I quote you for context's sake:

      More and more people want to get some work done with their computers and make the switch from the hacker/cracker OS Linux to a real operating system (Windows XP)

      I'm a network security professional who offers a security audit product based ENTIRELY on open source software. So while you are flying around giggling over grassy fields, I'm making 6 figures per audit.

      Have fun with the whole raw sockets thing.

    3. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps your company makes 6 figures, but you most certainly do not.

      Also, its entirely likely you make "6 figures" in Japanese Yen.

      In any event, anyone who takes "raw sockets" from grc seriously isn't a security professional.

      My good man, I've written firewalls from scratch. I've worked with the biggest companies to develop security policies, and my friend, you're no security professional.

    4. Re:In other news... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Spell checker becomes purposful.

      Editors cleaning up the story and/or title has a long Slashdot tradition of being optional. Besides, their errors give you purpose! (c=

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    5. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha... a question of authority with respect to the well known XP raw sockets problem. Your retort might mean something if there weren't 3690 references to the problem.

      But more entertaining than questioning the validity of an insanely well known security problem is that you've mistaken arrogance for fact. It's a classic feature of those who can't debate. The logical flaw goes something like this...

      I condescend, therefore I am right.

      Now, let's show you how to debate facts...

      You've written firewalls from scratch, eh? Most interesting. Firewalls aren't written. One might write firewall software, such as the firmware in a Netscreen 500 or similar firewall appliance. One might also write kernel packet filtering code in a *nix distro. But the fact that you include the term "from scratch" kind of precludes that in my mind, because the only thing "from scratch" could mean to a programmer is machine language. Considering the development cycle of something as dynamic as firewall software or packet filtering code, that would roughly equate to claiming that you dug the chunnel with a grapefruit spoon and a rusty masonry bit. I remain, with all possible respect, unconvinced.

      Much more likely is that you have written a firewall or packet filtering rule set for ipchains or something of that nature. Good for you. Write a ruleset for a 12 zone system with 12 layers of trust hierarchy using 802.1q. Even IF you'd done that, calling the activity "writing the firewall" has about the same accuracy as installing AOL and claiming to have the Internet on your PC.

      As for how much I make, believe what you like. The bank will cash my paycheck without your approval or knowledge, so your beliefs are irrelevant.

      I do hope you respond. My guess is that you lack the self-respect to cut your losses and depart from this argument, and the only thing which could entertain me more than your inanity thus far is for you to continue it.

  7. A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the title by andyr · · Score: 3, Offtopic
    The Christian Science Monitor is a quite excellent paper.

    It has one religious article, that you are free to ignore. THe rest of the reporting is superb - they have their own reporters, so it is refreshingly free from Reuters / AP Newswire rehashes. Often as not, I read the news months before the mainstream press finds it newsworthy. It is great for International issues.

    Cheers, Andy!

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  8. Yep, I've seen this... by thelenm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lots of free sites that used to be fun are now making themselves "useful" by charging for subscriptions. :-)

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    1. Re:Yep, I've seen this... by great+throwdini · · Score: 1

      Lots of free sites that used to be fun are now making themselves "useful" by charging for subscriptions.

      Such wonderful timing:

      - CNN.com (AP Newswire), 18 March 2002

    2. Re:Yep, I've seen this... by n8chz · · Score: 1

      It's called "free enterprise". It's making an enterprise out of things that used to be free.

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  9. Yes, but. by tcd004 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They still visit crappy sites like ours.

    tcd004

  10. Usefulness of the Internet... by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The overall utility of the Internet doesn't really sink in until I meet people who don't have it. I have a friend who has no computer, and lives 90 minutes from me. The everyday methods of contact that I take for granted just aren't available.

    I want to drop her a quick message... but no e-mail to reach her.

    Let her know how to get a quick bit of info on something... but no Web.

    I have to rack up long distance charges to talk to her: no IM.

    Email, the Web, and IM ALONE justify the purchase of a new computer (or even better, a $50 old one) and $20/mo dialup service. I can honestly say that life would be a real pain in the ass without the Net.

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    1. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by mnordstr · · Score: 1

      I can honestly say that life would be a real pain in the ass without the Net.

      I couldn't agree more. The first time I really realized that the Internet had really become a big part of my life, was when my ISP disconnected me fore a few hours. I couldn't do anything! I just sat around wondering how to continue.
      You don't notice you're hooked/need it until you don't have it. It's pain, I can tell you!

    2. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by mtnbkr · · Score: 1

      Yup, I know what you mean. I GAVE a laptop loaded with linux to a friend in a similar situation (he could afford a computer but wouldn't buy one till it proved it's usefulness). He's hooked. He's since graduated from that old laptop to a nearly new workstation with Win2K (long story...he did like linux though). He's online, uses AIM, uses email, the web, etc. He hates me and our other friends that helped. :)

      Chris

    3. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by Kaa · · Score: 1

      As a girl I know said:

      "What do you mean he doesn't have e-mail? E-mail is what separates us from the barbarians, isn't it?"

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      Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
    4. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by sehryan · · Score: 1

      The first time I really realized that the Internet had really become a big part of my life, was when my ISP disconnected me fore a few hours. I couldn't do anything! I just sat around wondering how to continue.

      Its quite simple. Go outside. Its amazing how a little reality will quickly break your addiction.

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    5. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would go outside, but my boss would think that I'm not working hard.

    6. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by GCU+Friendly+Fire · · Score: 1
      Email, the Web, and IM ALONE justify the purchase of a new computer (or even better, a $50 old one) and $20/mo dialup service.

      Plus electricity costs. You can get a lot of long distance phone calls for that price.

      Phones are universal, the internet isn't, yet. It'll still be a long time before messaging systems overtake the phone system.

    7. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by zangdesign · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The usefulness depends on who you are. If you're friend doesn't feel the need to be instantly notified of the latest advances in Viagra, pron, or need up-to-the-second news, then it would be of little use to her to have.

      I remember back when I didn't have a cellphone on 24 hours a day, and didn't even own a computer. I miss those days every now and then.

      Solitude is good for you once in a while.

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    8. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by woodja · · Score: 1

      A balance is best. I spend about 4 hours on weekends outside. The rest of my time I spend mostly indoors. Even then I try to involve myself in other activities other than just being on the Internet.

      Still the Internet is a very useful tool that I would be hard pressed to do without. Is the usefulness of the Internet mean it is an addiction? I survive without a car, a job, and a lot of other things, but I find having them useful. They aren't what I consider an addiction.

    9. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I have a friend who has no computer,

      What, she's amish?

      Email, the Web, and IM ALONE justify the purchase of a new computer (or even better, a $50 old one) and $20/mo dialup service. I can honestly say that life would be a real pain in the ass without the Net.

      If she's really a friend, what's stopping you from setting her up with one? ;-)

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    10. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      Plus electricity costs. You can get a lot of long distance phone calls for that price.

      The difference is that the electricity cost is the same if I am IM'ing somebody in Korea or somebody two blocks away. I also can hold several IM conversations at one time which is not very easy with the telephone. Finally, IM conversations can be held throughout the day - starting and stopping as needed.

    11. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by illturner · · Score: 1

      "I can honestly say that life would be a real pain in the ass without the Net."

      So, was your life a pain in the ass before you stumbled onto the net? It surprises me when folks make sweeping declarations like this.

      We all somehow got by before email, AIM, etc. Why shouldn't we now? What's wrong with picking up the phone to call someone, long distance charges or not?

      I can agree that the net makes so many things so much easier, but you need to step back a bit if you feel your life will suffer without its existence.

    12. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by cecil36 · · Score: 2

      I would agree. Your example shows that the 'Net has made a social impact. I still see the best the 'Net has to offer as yet to come. You could get just about anything you want delivered to your hard drive (or in the case of tangible goods, to your front door). Some people are even finding romance online. As for myself, I like to do business online and turn my computer into a source of income for me while I work a regular job.

    13. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      Really. I was helping a guy from work fix something in his house. We needed a specialty appliance/plumbing part (something Lowe's or Home Despot wouldn't have). Ordinarily, I would go to my Yahoo, run a yellow pages search from Home or work saved location (in this case, I'd have to type his address in) for the nearest plumbing supply house in his neck of the woods, call 'em, print a map and roll, but he had no computer. 45 minutes later of flipping to the yellow pages, maps, etc, the task was done. I marvel at the amount of time saved on such Mundane tasks.

      one the fun side: I recall during the Olypics my son and I flipped past Curling one night. My son thought it was cool, but we missed the beginning, so the rules were unclear. No problem. A quick trip to the computer during commercial break and the olympics site gave complete rules with nice video/flash multimedia animation to boot.

    14. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by GCU+Friendly+Fire · · Score: 1
      The difference is that the electricity cost is the same if I am IM'ing somebody in Korea or somebody two blocks away.

      This isn't a lot of good to you if your friend doesn't need the extra functionality, so you end up having to phone her. Perhaps she doesn't have any friends in Korea, or Kansas for that matter, so the economics work out differently in her case, and this has a knock-on effect for everybody who needs to contact her. That's the bottom line of an emerging communications technology--it has an uphill struggle to reach the point where its ubiquity makes it near-essential.

    15. Re:Usefulness of the Internet... by schon · · Score: 1
      "I can honestly say that life would be a real pain in the ass without the Net."

      So, was your life a pain in the ass before you stumbled onto the net?

      Is that relevant?

      Here's something that might come as a shock to you: once people become accustomed to something that makes their life MUCH easier, they often dread giving it up.

  11. Not just Serious use only. by ASyndicate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ever since the Dot-Bomb, people are beginning to realize that the internet is not for 'play time'. Sure, you can find more Porn and weblogs here than anywhere else. But increasingly there has been a need for remote access into your companies machines. EMail, E-Signatures, and other electronic anomolies have become legally binding.

    But that is not all....
    What else could you expect, the internet has grown-down to a commodity internet from an educational network, then grown-sideways to a monopolistic, control-your-lives, all-your-minds-are-belong-to-media internet.
    So you see, its all about Theft, Porn, and Work. Welcome to the USA.

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  12. And the winner is... by jamescford · · Score: 1

    Now I guess I've got to decide whether Slashdot is "useful" or "fun"...

    1. Re:And the winner is... by joshjs · · Score: 2

      Now I guess I've got to decide whether Slashdot is "useful" or "fun"...

      Maybe ultimately useful, but I look at slashdot for recreation. It tends to swallow up time, and I end up thinking to myself later, "wish I'd done more with my free time today than read slashdot." So I'd lean toward "fun." YMMV, of course.

      Maybe if there were /. features every now and then that were genuinely educational, it'd be more "useful."

      Just a thought.

  13. Full circle by TrollMan+5000 · · Score: 1

    The internet, orignally used by scientists to exchange information, was a wholly serious use. Then the home connection was made popular in the mid-to-late 90's, and a whole generation of AOL-using, chatroom-haunting, warez and MP3 downloading Internet user was born. Now the internet is popular at work, at my company, we distribute electronic compnents and most of the hard-to-find items we find at various electronic component search engines on the Internet.

    There will always be the frivolous uses (like slacking @ work), but the novelty has worn off and now people ask: How can we really use this thing?

    1. Re:Full circle by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      The Internet was used for warez and pr0n years before that-- look at the amount of bandwidth the alt.binaries news groups consumed in the late 80's and early 90's. Many locations dropped alt.binaries from their news feed because it used too much bandwidth (and storage, given the capacity of disks in those days) and there were legal risks associated with copyright violations.

      Granted the users were for the most part college students or corporate R&D, since the notion of a "public" dial-up ISP was quite new. Or perhaps the direction was set because the users were college students. I recall once sitting through a psychology lecture with the thesis that any communication medium that appeared to support anonymous distribution of stolen or sexually-oriented material would be used extensively for those purposes.

  14. Aah, but it was always meant to be useful... by mccalli · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It was us who turned it into a plaything for a while.

    The people originally putting it together in the pre-web days certainly thought it was all about function and not recreation.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  15. Porn by AndrewCox · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I take my porn very seriously.

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  16. Report's Annoyance Factor... by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For some reason I was drawn to this. The report has a section on "What people find annoying." Without much suprise, many are stating that Spam is becoming highly problematic. The most annoying of the spam being considered sales solititation. They also have this to say about 'adult' spamming:

    We also probed into a particular type of spam that is often cited as an annoyance to Internet users-messages with adult content or from adult Web sites. More than half-56%-of U.S. email users have at one time or another received an email from an adult Web site or that contained adult content. Twenty percent report that this occurs often, with Internet veterans twice as likely as novices to receive such messages (24% for veterans versus 12% for novices). The greater incidence for veterans is likely to be nothing more than a reflection of the number of years they have been online. Their more extensive surfing habits increases the chances that traces of information identifying their email addresses have been picked up by these sites.

    One has to wonder if the veteran Internet users are just more likely to look for porn. After all, everyone I met during High School who went on the Internet always followed it up by "You can get free pictures of naked women there!" Well, not everyone, but all of the non-computer geeks at least. Food for thought.

    The Section.

    1. Re:Report's Annoyance Factor... by Junta · · Score: 2

      Well, I wouldn't say veteran users are any more likely to look at porn than novices, novices are just as much out for porn as anyone else. I think the articles conclusion was reasonable, that it was related to email address exposure more than anything else. For example, even though I never distributed my email address to any adult site for any reason, I get adult spam. Same with several other people I know. Even for those who visit porn sites, they refuse to identify themselves in any way (including email) and go through some length to ensure the address is not known to that site.

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  17. Serious? by alexjohns · · Score: 2, Informative

    I met my wife online a little over 4 years ago. How much more serious than that can you get? What, you're going to die online? Perhaps finding out you got cancer, or that your home town got nuked, or something. I guess that's serious. I dont know about you, but I've been doing serious stuff online for years.

  18. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That may be. But they are a false religion by True Christian standards.

  19. Umh .... by OneFix · · Score: 1

    First, why do we need studies for this kind of crap? I mean, who can't realize that. Many ppl have already begun paying bills online. Even ppl that don't pay bills online can do their taxes online or even access bank account online.

    And, this now means that the old analogy of the internet and television don't hold quite as true anymore. More like the automobile. You might enjoy your television, but it does not provide utility.

    The last question is, does this then mean that we will now see ISPs regulated as utilities (like water and electric) ... I doubt it.

  20. Re:warning no goatse.cx links in the story !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't you just start using a browser that isn't MSIE?
    Like mozilla. No page widening under that...

  21. In the long-distant past... by Soft · · Score: 5, Funny
    Normally I don't just post jokes all day long, but this one's too good, it exactly matches #2 of Why Usenet is Like a Penis:
    In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

    ... and the survey is from the Christian Science monitor, even better!

  22. I know! by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 2, Funny
    Internet Use Becomes More Purposful

    That's right. For instance, now they have spellcheckers online. Unfortunately, some people are still in the dark ages.

  23. Re:warning no goatse.cx links in the story !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There already is code which adds spaces to long text strings, the problem is incorrect blockquote tag checking. you can write:

    <blockquote><blockquote>some shit</blockquote>

    and slapdash will accept it... and add a tab to the page. do this in extreme, and ka-boom, a really fucking wide page.

  24. Irony... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's spelled "purposeful". maybe you should use one of your "internet spell checkers".

    1. Re:Irony... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God damn.

      Either you are a moderately clever, or an utter moron.

  25. Surprise, surprise, everyone hates spam by dipfan · · Score: 1
    This was based on a survey of 1500 users... and according to the article:
    More than half - 56% - of U.S. email users have at one time or another received an email from an adult Web site or that contained adult content. 56% - is that all? Presumably the remaining 44% don't actually open their email.
    1. Re:Surprise, surprise, everyone hates spam by Rob.Mathers · · Score: 2

      No, the remaining 44% actually subscribe to those emails, they're just too ashamed to admit it :)

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  26. Weeding them out by KDENCE · · Score: 1

    That is exactly my perception, people like my teenage sister are bored of the internet or have grown up and matured enough and are realizing that the internet is either too boring or really useful when doing papers and such. I am glad to see this change of use for it. The internet is a great tool for all and eventually will be more of a necessity than a toy.

  27. Encylopedia? by don_carnage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many people out there still have those musty smelling bound dead-tree editions of the encyclopedia sitting on their shelves? Ok...how many would buy a new set?

    For most, the internet is their encyclopedia. When I want to know about something, I turn to the internet first (granted not all of the information is good...or decent for that matter).

    The point is, the internet will always be both serious and fun. It's a place where we get information about the world , our hobbies, our health and our games.

  28. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by TopherC · · Score: 2, Informative
    I just wanted to point out that a lot of info about the Christian Science Monitor is explained here:
    http://www.csmonitor.com/aboutus/about_the_monitor .html

    This basically explains that the paper is secular, with the goal of unbiased reporting. It was started by Mary Baker Eddy, the founder of the Church of Christ, Scientist, in 1908. This was done more or less as a response to the "yellow journalism" of the day (much more about that in the above link). So far it has won six Pulitzer prizes for journalism.

    - Topher Cawlfield

  29. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's right. They actually employ women there and they allow their wives and daughters to wear blue jeans and braid/curl their hair. Very un-christian.

  30. true by yobbo · · Score: 1

    Well you see, at first looking at a bit of porn was fun now and then.

    But now... I can't live without it.

  31. Re:warning no goatse.cx links in the story !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why don't you just start using a browser that isn't MSIE?
    Like mozilla. No page widening under that..."

    Thanks, I was wondering what he was talking about. Yes, use mozilla. Remember, if it isn't open source, it's crap.

  32. Oh yeah... by inerte · · Score: 1

    The internet is getting more serious, I hope people realize how serious the trolls here are. How serious I am about this.

    Now really, I don't know how someone could get this idea. It came from a military background then it flourished as a free media for academics, then business get on-line.

    I wonder if they were analizing the Internet or the people. Yes, the people. Maybe /. title was misleading.

    But people are not being more serious on the web, no way. It's just that the web has itself (on the most part) a level of compromise that it doesn't require you to be, or say, 100% of the times, what you really think.

    I don't believ that such serious issue could be treated like it was a playground. Folks are getting on-line, they hear friends say "Hey it's cool!" and they buy a computer and hear screaming noises from the case. Then they get on-line and pay AOL to get mocked by other people.

    It's all insanity this research. If they had asked me what I think about I would have lied. Because there's no way of me telling you anything more precisely then the way I am currently doing.

    If you don't believe me you are taking life too seriuosly. Perhaps it's time to turn off the computer to have some fun.

  33. In the mean time... by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

    We find that .com's are going out of business while Game companies are Thriving like never before. Perhaps people are starting a trend toward "getting serious", but it doesn't seem like it's showing in the business sector yet.

    --
    "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World"
    1 John 4:14
  34. Re:Serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I met my wife online a little over 4 years ago.

    Cool - me too..

    We met on the internet in May of 1997, and were married in April of 98..

    Ain't usenet grand? :o)

  35. Usefulness ? by mirko · · Score: 2, Informative

    Where were you *before" 1996 ?
    Internet is a library, an useful one, it helped me to build an Acorn user community by providing news and progs to the others.
    It also helped me as a teacher to prepair my computing classes.
    Then in 1995 came win95 which brought the internet to the masses, turning it into a supermarket.
    Then came everybody else...
    And now, you think it "becomes" useful ?
    Actually, for who knows what to expect from such a tool it has always been and will always be useful as it is.

    --
    Trolling using another account since 2005.
    1. Re:Usefulness ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dotcoms are going out of business.

      Try searching Google with all results from .com turned off. Amazing how the quality of information returned is improved.

      Anyone else see the connection?

  36. Getting Serious Online? by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2

    Does that mean NOT pissing away hours each day on Slashdot???
    Aww, shucks!

    --

    You're using her as bait, Master!

  37. Internet Useful? by diggem · · Score: 1

    You bet your arse! I found my wife on it roundabouts '91 whilst visiting the occasional Muck. I was using Archie to find progies for my Atari 520ST. Using Gopher to do general information searching and just plain goof off. Mud/Muck/Moo/Mush, where I learned to program based on a stack. (later helped me w/my HP48 calculator)

    The internet WAS useful and is getting more-so all the time.

  38. Re:warning no goatse.cx links in the story !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it so happens that moz is crap, bloated, unintuitive... you name it.

    use OmniWeb or iCab...

    but, to use those you'd have to be very purposeful and use the best possible OS... OS X.

    and in conclusion, MS not only sucks, it blows.

    huge chunks.

    thanks.

  39. I hope that this isn't an example by urmensch · · Score: 1

    an article about something i've known about from first, second and third hand experience for about 8 years now. that's stretching refreshing!

    ;)

  40. Re:spellcheck by silicon_synapse · · Score: 1

    ZDNetMail had a spell checker for their web-based mail prior to their partnering with Onebox a while back. They marked questionable words by making a dropdown box with suggested replacements. You pick which spelling you prefer and continue. I wouldn't think it'd be that difficult. I'm not sure about how much overhead it would cause though. They've got money to burn on new servers though, don't they?

  41. Yesh! (Egregious Karma Whoring Link) by ackthpt · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Here's the link to save you having to scroll all the way down the page and type in Kathleen Fend Read This Story (c=

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  42. just try to put out of your mind by QuantumG · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    that they are silently manipulating your world view with every article, but that's what newspapers are for right?

    --
    How we know is more important than what we know.
    1. Re:just try to put out of your mind by cybermage · · Score: 2

      but that's what newspapers are for right?

      If you rely on other people to tell you about the world around you, they will "manipulate your world view" whether they mean to or not. Most of the time, some aspect of what you're told will be wrong; and you'll never know the difference.

      In this respect, there is no difference between the newspaper, tv, slashdot, and your closest and dearest friend. Most people, most of the time, disseminate information that is less than 100% true. All you can do is filter out people doing it deliberately. For bonus points, try to find two sources that agree before you start repeating it.

    2. Re:just try to put out of your mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But religous people have a higher percent off "dissimformation" as they base there way off thinking on a several thaosand year old way of thout which alredy then where incoherent and bakwards by the standards of that time . Espesially Cristians have a way off justifying millitary action ( the crusades , The missionary work in Africa as they called the brutal process off colonisation , Hittler (who justified many off his actions in Africa and elswhere whith the fact that he was Cristian and his victims where not) and many others )throu religion . Other religons have also ocationaly commited similar atrosoties but not to the same extent . So it is more seriosly when these people manipulate your mind than when someone else does it. Religion is the most destructive thing ever concieved .

      PS: i am sorry iff my spelling is bad , i hope you understand (english is not my first language)

  43. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOPE! they are a TRUE religion by FALSE Christian standards!

    fuck religion... god is not only dead, he/she/it was never more than jiveass mythology like all deity-based belief systems that came before...

    oh, and never forget that the earth is FLAT, dammit.

  44. I never used it just for fun - can't it be both? by gosand · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have been online since before there was an online. (do gopher and ftp count?) The Net has always been useful AND fun. Why does there have to be a distinction? I think some of what we used to call fun has for some reason become legitimate
    - It used to be cool to be able to see weather radar images, now it is useful
    - It used to be cool to go to IMDB and look up your favorite movies - now it is useful
    - It used to be fun to chat with people, now it can be essential.
    I don't think much has changed, it has just grown. There are more useful things, and there are more fun things. There are more boring things. There is just more.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  45. I don't care... by slutdot · · Score: 1

    what the Christian Science Monitor says. The Internet is just a another way to get quality porn.

  46. Re:Umh .... by CheapScott · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, why do we need studies for this kind of crap? I mean, who can't realize that.

    Many people don't realize that the Internet is useful. Many people who are learned are older and subscribe to the print issue of the Christian Science Monitor, and probably don't realize that there is an online version.

    My parents are older and have subscribed to the paper for decades--they also happen to be Christian Scientists. They are just starting to get online...they'll most likely read this article but won't say "wow, a study said so," but it'll continue to nudge them into thinking that the Net's useful. I'm sure that many others (including a lot of non Christian Scientists) will be nudged toward believing this, too. The more non-online sources of news saying "it's not just for fun anymore", the more it'll sink in to those not yet online.

    Hopefully it'll keep lessening the tech gap, and hopefully it'll bring people like my parents into a better appreciation and understanding of what the heck it is that we all do "out there".

  47. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if there is not so many articles specificaly about religon , surly the reality escaping and generely twisted world veiw shared by all religuos people must polute even the articles not directly about religon .

    However it is nice to here that some newspapers still get thier own stories instead off copying off the the mayor newsorganisations ( and so creating a homogenus newsflow whithaot anyone thinking difrent or being critical )

    ...even if it is just to let out their backwards , conservative , deluted and religous ( prety much the same thing realy ) reporters from the christian rock under whith they normaly lurk .

  48. Re:Umh .... by silicon_synapse · · Score: 1

    You might enjoy your television, but it does not provide utility

    I'll have to disagree. The TV can provide weather reports, breaking news, traffic conditions, stock reports, documentaries, and those very informative infomercials. The TV isn't as interactive as the web, but it certainly provides utility.

  49. But the spelling on Slashdot is no better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's purposEful.

    1. Re:But the spelling on Slashdot is no better by Peyna · · Score: 2

      How hard would it be to have 'preview' spell check the article for them before the post it? I would like the option for all of my comments too, since I don't guarantee to spell/type perfectly all of them either. Obviously error correction would be optional, but at least suggest corrections, or give the option to spell check before posting stories/articles/comments. I don't imagine this would be an incredibly difficult feature to add.

      --
      What?
    2. Re:But the spelling on Slashdot is no better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      before the post it?

      Obviously a spell check would do shit all to fix your post.

  50. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by ethereal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Do you have to work hard to spell that poorly, or does it come naturally? I mean, come on! I know you're a troll, but try to at least make it a respectable troll, all right?

    --

    Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

  51. Isn't this thread by glwtta · · Score: 2

    one of those paradox things that contradicts itself by simply existing?

    --
    sic transit gloria mundi
  52. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A secular newspaper caled "CRISTIAN science monitor "
    ... you are joking right.

    I must add that i am chocked to hear about a newspaper caling itself unbiased !

    this is totaly unpresedent in the history of journalism !

    As all other newspapers have always caled themself biased dissimformative and corupt!

    Stop the presses this one is for the history books!!!

    ...come on

  53. Re:Serious? by sinserve · · Score: 5, Funny

    I met my wife to be on a porno site, now I just need to
    get her name and number to finish the deal.

  54. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dork, i wear shorts to church, and i am a leader.

    also, God is more concerned about the heart then clothing.

  55. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    secular my buttocks.

    just like New York times is not liberal.

  56. .Com killed the Internet Star by cfeagans · · Score: 1
    Email used to be my favorite feature of the internet..... sure FTP was great for procurring software and files; UseNet was wonderful for tossing out an idea and watching it be torched by an inferno of ascii; and the new-fangled world wide web let me publish myself with an ill-fated website called "Hot Cup of Joe."

    The early '90s were, IMHO, the best years of the internet. Everything was still new and uncharted... Domains could still be sold back to corporations who lacked vision... hackers were feared and thought to be bent on destroying the free world (except by those of us who knew them as explorers)... and Mosaic set the standard for web browsing.

    Today the commercialism of the internet has destroyed it's lure for me. My purpose for the "net" has definately changed: I was once interested in what it was, how it worked, and what was next. Now I want only to check my email, delete 95% of the contents of my inbox (the remainder of the crap that did not get caught by the junk mail filter), and occasionally use google (my start up page) to search for an interesting tidbit of information or file.

    The internet, today, sucks.

    I don't even use instant messaging anymore due to the amount of pornography that I was receiving in the way of spam. Even emails that I get from friends are junk. What happened to the personal letters that we used to write to each other! Pop-up ads dominate anysite of interest (except Slashdot... at least they stick to the good old banner). My firewall has a huge "restricted sites list" that includes akamai and double click... my "host." file for Windows is LONG! The porn was cool when it was new and few, but now I find it iritating (maybe I'm just getting old... my first modem was 300 baud) when it enters my inbox or search results uninvited.

    The song say's "video killed the radio star," but ".com" is killing the net! The internet began as a free society that policed itself, now we have legislators peering and poking into the "content" being provided and into the "fairness" of enterprise being able to control a domain name. If Joe Geek was insightful enough to recognize that Madonna.Com might have value to a certain bleached blond, then said blond should have to pay his price or be willing to let Joe Geek do what he will with the domain.

    In the near future, all of the internet sites that were created out of love and desire to make a decent living doing something you enjoy will merge into supersites/portals that will charge "nominal fees" for the things we are used to getting for free. The small independent business people / site administrators wont be able to compete or make enough profit to maintain their sites. Buyouts will allow them to show a return for their efforts (which they deserve) and some may be able to stay on and do what they do best by maintaining what they've created (ie SlashDot). But the rest of the world will end up paying big for high-speed access and the freedom to access the information we all enjoy now through google.

    Perhaps this will give rise to a new "net." Maybe an UnderNet that operates outside of the Internet (which will have become a brand name like Xerox), piggy backing where it can, stealing resources when able, but only allowing those who are willing to agree to NOT make any money from it's existance through ads and spam or fees for information.

    Then! THEN! We can get back to what's REALLY important! Flaming the lamers.... guess we'll have to let some of them in to make this work.

    Cheers
    cfeagans

    1. Re:.Com killed the Internet Star by Peyna · · Score: 2
      You say people should agree not to make money from the existence of an 'UnderNet' through ads and spam or fees for information, but then you previously glorify cybersquatting as an enterprise which should be legal.

      Most people would be cybersquatters in the same group as spammers and others. I'm curious how all the people who agree to not make money through ads or fees are going to survive? You don't see any free print newspapers around without at least 5 pages of ads and personal ads do you?

      --
      What?
    2. Re:.Com killed the Internet Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Joe Geek was insightful enough to recognize that Madonna.Com [duanemorris.com] might have value to a certain bleached blond, then said blond should have to pay his price

      Yeah! And if those scalpers are insightful enough to recognize that tickets for a local show are going to be hot, they should be able to buy them all up before anyone else, and re-sell them at 5000% mark-up! It's just free enterprise!

      Moron.

    3. Re:.Com killed the Internet Star by cfeagans · · Score: 1
      I don't disagree with making money from the internet... my point was merely that the purpose of the internet has definately evolved from just a few short years ago. It will not be long before the "internet" will become the "Internet (tm)" and the property of some corporation... Microsoft has been edging itself that direction for the last decade and with the advent of .Net (tm?) it's just a little closer.

      Look, forgive me if I gave an unclear opinion earlier, I should have proofread my work. I can see that it looks like my point was "cybersquatting is okay." I don't really like the idea of cybersquatting, but how is it worse than cornering the market on internet access, flooding inboxes with spam, or holding information hostage behind a sea of "click-through" ads that pop up uninvited. If "business is business" should not all be equally welcome or equally unwelcome?

      Just to be clear, however, I greatly admire the creators of sites like Amazon, Ebay, Yahoo!, and (of course) Slashdot. They found a niche and absolutely deserve to make as much money as possible. I even agree with the banner ad concept, especially when done tastefully as it is on Slashdot. I can even put up with the ads on Wired.Com, but I tend to avoid sites that have pop-up windows. The real purpose of the Internet is to make money... I can live with that... I would also like to be able to revisit the old purpose once in a while.... to explore.

      Cheers,
      cfeagans

      You can't spell Flamer without "Lamer."

  57. Re:Umh .... by OneFix · · Score: 1

    I agree to a point, but there are other ways of getting weather, news, traffic, etc (Radio, Newspaper, Public Alert Systems) ...and while those documentaries might be nice to watch, I don't know where I could use some of the knowledge gained from them (Mummies, Salvaging Shipwrecks, etc)

    But in the case of your TV, there is no way to pay your bills over the TV. All the knowledge gained from your TV has to be used in some other way...

    However, I will agree that utility is really an opinion...Who am I to say that your television doesn't provide utility...

    As for me most of those uses you mentioned, I find online...

  58. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by mill5ja · · Score: 1

    Tell that to most Christians I know. :(

    -jason m

  59. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not a troll , however i am not from an english speaking country and do not have time to check my spelling all the time espesialy as you understand what i mean anyway. And you must admitt that Cristian people doesnt exactly stand in the forefront of change . Just look at that technofobic , anti abortion , and extreamly militaristic (even before 9 11 ) neandertal : president Buch . Cristianity has coused more missery than any other religion or ideology ever , and i cant stand someone calling it unbiased . So please remark on my arguments and not my spelling .
    PS : what the fuck is a "troll" ?

  60. Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My post wasn't moderated until after you posted your commentary. Now I'm at the prana cap again. Thanks, pal!

    --ZM, breathing Ujayii to preserve my precious prana

  61. Re:Serious? by CoffeeNowDammit · · Score: 2, Funny
    Not to gloat, but I have you beat: my future wife and I accentuated our dating through the Internet eleven years ago.

    We were grad students in a university CS department, and relied quite a bit on good ol' Unix talk. One such exchange went something like this:


    Her: Hey, how's it going?

    Me: Not bad; I'm tru^Hying to get tj^Hhis packet sniffer worl^Hking on this DOF^HS box.

    But the bav^Hckspacr^He key on this tern^Hmim^Hnal is messed up..


    Her: asdf[four correct backspaces]asdf[four correct backspaces, pattern repeats for a bit...]

    Me: WELL, FIM^HNE! RUB IT IM^HN WHY DON"^H'T YOU!

    Neither of us has used Internet messaging; I guess we're secretly pining for good ol' talk.

    --

    ".sig, .sig a .sog, .sig out loud,
  62. Re:Umh .... by OneFix · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but is that really necessary? If you think about it, throughout history, the older members of society have resisted technological change. But, with all dure respect, it doesn't really matter what they do, as long as the youth are accepting the technology.

    Don't get me wrong, they would probably find it useful, and they still matter to society, but they do not matter as far as long-term technological acceptance is concerned.

    Look at the Amish...they prove that you can still live without modern technology, it's just not as "easy"...

  63. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by jonnythan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Kinda hate to do this, but I feel you should get the other side of the coin.
    These are snippets from web sites discussing Christian Science.

    In short, there are numerous problems with Christian Science and the Bible.
    MBE herself plaigarized much of Science and Health, Christian Scientists
    have been shown to have a much higher death rate over control groups
    practicing standard medicine, CS denies the perfection of Jesus as a man,
    Science and Health makes tons of absurd claims and has many logic problems,
    Science and Health promotes ignorance of Health in general, and MBE claims
    that only "Divine Science," not medicine, has the power to heal at all.

    MBE herself was a drug addict and liar, tended to by medical doctors, wore
    glasses, and was married several times.

    Read the first excerpt carefully to see the truth about the origins of this
    money-making, for-profit, theft.

    My personal problem isn't that so many people believe this flawed system. I
    think all Christian religions are flawed and contradictory, and I'm not
    preaching about them. The problem is that Christian Science passively
    promotes the transmission of infectious disease and creates a public health
    problem, leading to the premature deaths of many Christian Scientists as
    well as those who are not. It's an absolute travesty to see a child die of
    an infectious disease because a Christian Scientist mother refuses
    antibiotic treatment for a common disease. And if the mother does not deny
    treatment, how can she justify being a Christian Scientist?

    Read on, please.

    ~~~~~~~~~

    The system was actually invented by a man named Phineas Parkhurst Quimby
    [Fig. 2] who, after "healing" Mrs. Eddy (then Mary Patterson) of a variety
    of hysteric symptoms, taught his system of mind-healing to her. His system,
    which he himself often referred to as "Christian Science," contained all the
    essential elements of Christian Science as it is practiced by the Eddyites -
    including the idea that disease is just incorrect thinking (the result of
    "mortal mind"), the idea that "absent treatment" is possible, etc. After
    Quimby died in January of 1866, Mrs. Eddy reworked his notebooks, gradually
    removing references to Quimby, and finally claimed the system as having been
    her own divine discovery. The system became more and more "Eddyifying" the
    longer Mrs. Mary Baker Glover Patterson Eddy worked it over. As a
    pseudoscience guided by the modest personality of Quimby, Christian Science
    gained only passing attention in New England. Transformed into a religion by
    Mrs. Eddy, the system rapidly became a world-wide, multimillion-dollar
    enterprise.

    Scarcely two weeks before her fall, Phineas P. Quimby had died. Mrs. Eddy
    mourned the loss of her guru in a poem published in a January issue of The
    Lynn Advertiser. The poem was titled "On the Death of P. P. Quimby, Who
    Healed with the Truth that Christ Taught." In later years, Mrs. Eddy was to
    discount Quimby as having been a "mesmerist" and "illiterate." She also
    later denied ever having been his student.

    (this one is from the New York Times)
    If, therefore, this religion is not of divine origin, is not the discovery
    of Mrs. Eddy, but is merely a slight elaboration of the humanly invented
    theories of a Maine Yankee, it is of the utmost importance that the fact
    should be known, not only that "Christian Science" may be put in its true
    light, but that parents who may be tempted to join this church and endanger
    the lives of their children may have full knowledge beforehand of the exact
    extent to which God is responsible for its origin

    The notion of M.A.M. (malicious animal magnetism, aka mental malpractice)
    was needed to explain how it could be that Mrs. Eddy, despite her alleged
    ability to heal disease in others, and despite the "unreality" of disease,
    could persistently be victimized by the "illusion" of kidney stones, etc.
    Enemies were maliciously beaming these delusions at her telepathically! If
    there be no such thing as disease, why do we always have the illusion of
    disease? What is the cause of illusion? Mental malpractice, of course!
    M.A.M. from our enemies is what does it.

    MBE claims, in Science and Health, that she suffered a fall on ice that was
    pronounced "fatal" by physicians. She goes on to explain:
    "On the third day thereafter, I called for my Bible, and opened it at
    Matthew ix. 2. As I read, the healing Truth dawned upon my sense; and the
    result was that I rose, dressed myself, and ever after was in better health
    than I had before enjoyed."
    The Times located the doctor, who, in a sworn affidavit, claimed that the
    fall was not serious and he successfully treated her for 10 days with a
    chemical remedy, for which she thanked him:
    "I did not at any time declare, or believe, that there was no hope of Mrs.
    Patterson's recovery, or that she was in a critical condition, and did not
    at any time say, or believe that she had but three or any other limited
    number of days to live; and Mrs. Patterson did not suggest, or say, or
    pretend, or in any way whatever intimate, that on the third day or any other
    day, of her said illness, she had miraculously recovered or been healed, or
    that discovering or perceiving the truth or the power employed by Christ to
    heal the sick, she had, by it, been restored to health.
    As I have stated, on the third, and subsequent days of her said illness...I
    attended Mrs. Patterson and gave her medicine; and on the 10th day of the
    following August, I was again called to see her...I found Mrs. Patterson
    suffering from a bad cough and prescribed for her. I made three more
    professional calls upon Mrs. Patterson and treated her for this cough in the
    said month of August, and with that ended my professional relations with
    her. (Bates & Dittemore, Mary Baker Eddy, pp. 111-113)"

    There is a letter from MBE (after she married her second husband) to P P
    Quimby explaining that she has been teaching his system, and Mrs. Patterson
    tells Quimby she has been lecturing on his system of healing and asks him to
    give her (absent) treatment for dyspepsia and constipation. Quoth Mrs
    Patterson: "Please attend to my case when you get this; dyspepsia and
    constipation; two bugbears that Miss Jarvis has just got rid of and saddled
    on to me."

    Of all the biblically based cults in America today, Christian Science is one
    of the most interesting. Not only does it deny the essential doctrines of
    Christianity, but it has completely reinterpreted the Bible. It drastically
    redefines the Bible's culture and terminology and rips thousands of
    scriptures out of their historical and biblical contexts. The result is a
    non-Christian mixture of metaphysical and philosophical thoughts. Christian
    Science is so foreign to the Bible that, if it didn't use words like Jesus,
    Trinity, Love, Grace, Sin, etc., you'd never suspect it had anything to do
    with the Bible at all.

    On the one hand, the Christian Science church avidly collects testimonials
    about alleged incidents of healings through Christian Science. Science and
    Health, With Key to the Scriptures gives many examples of such anecdotes, as
    do sympathetic accounts such as those of Robert Peel [Peel]. Personal
    testimony of healings play a large part in organized Christian Science
    gatherings. On the other hand, the Church ardently resists any attempt to
    test Christian Science in a scientific manner, involving blind studies and
    controls.

    Whereas the Christian Science approach to healing may help psychosomatic
    illnesses, it has been scientifically demonstrated that it is not effective
    with real illness. Studies comparing the cumulative death rates of
    practicing Christian Scientists with control groups have shown significantly
    higher death rates among the Christian Scientists (Journal of the American
    Medical Association, September 22/29, 1989, pp. 1657-58, and Morbidity
    Weekly Report, August 23, 1991, pp. 579-582).

    Christian Scientists believe that Mary Baker Eddy received the Truth through
    divine revelation (Science and Health, p. 110). The fact is that she
    plagiarized much of what she wrote from metaphysician George Hegel, P.P.
    Quimby, Francis Lieber and others (Walter Martin, Christian Science, pp.
    7-13; Martin Gardner, The Healing Revelation of Mary Baker Eddy, pp.
    145-158).

    Christian Science denies the incarnation of Christ was the fullness of deity
    dwelling in human flesh, denies the perfection of the man Jesus, and
    attempts to explain away the historical death and bodily resurrection of
    Jesus Christ (Science and Health, pp. 336, 29, 332, 53, 398, 313, 593;
    Miscellaneous Writings, p. 201).
    However, the Bible claims Jesus Christ is not the divine idea of God but was
    God uniquely manifested in the flesh, truly God and truly man, one divine
    Person with two indivisible natures, who is the only Savior and the only
    truth and Lord (John 1:1-3,14; Colossians 2:9; Philippians 2:6-7; John
    14:6).

    Even though Mrs. Eddy claimed that "the Bible has been my only authority"
    (Science and Health, p. 126), in actual practice Christian Scientists accept
    the Bible only as interpreted by Mary Baker Eddy in her writings. In fact,
    she taught that the Bible has been corrupted, but Science and Health is the
    "first book" which has been "uncontaminated by human hypotheses" (The First
    Church of Christ, Scientist and Miscellany, p. 115; Science and Health, pp.
    99, 139, 456-57).

    No true Christian Science member should ever go to a doctor, hospital, or
    take any kind of medicine, for to do so is to deny "Divine Science"
    (Christian Science Sentinel, May 9, 1942, p. 469). Indeed in the church's
    official "The Christian Science Standard of Healing," Mary Eddy Baker is
    quoted as saying, "It is impossible to gain control over the body in any
    other way [divine Mind-Prayer]. On this fundamental point, timid
    conservatism is absolutely inadmissible. Only through radical reliance on
    Truth can scientific healing power be realized" (Science and Health, p. 167;
    Radical Reliance In Healing, 1958, p. 1).

    Christian Science denies the incarnation of Christ was the fullness of deity
    dwelling in human flesh, denies the perfection of the man Jesus, and
    attempts to explain away the historical death and bodily resurrection of
    Jesus Christ (Science and Health, pp. 336, 29, 332, 53, 398, 313, 593;
    Miscellaneous Writings, p. 201).

    However, a careful examination of the record shows that Mrs. Eddy often
    acted in direct contradiction to the tenets of her own religion. For
    example, a diary kept by Calvin Frye, a household servant of Mrs. Eddy,
    reveals that she was addicted to morphine, and in fact had a lifelong
    dependence on morphine pills and shots [Gar].

    In Science and Health, p. 245, she wrote of an English woman who,
    "disappointed in love in her early years, she became insane and lost all
    account of time. Believing that she was still living in the same hour which
    parted her from her lover, taking no note of years, she stood daily before
    the windo watching for her lover's coming. In this mental state she remained
    young. Having no consciousness of time, she literally grew no older. Some
    American travellers saw her when she was seventy-four, and supposed her to
    be a young woman. She had no care-lined face, no wrinkles nor gray hair, but
    youth sat gently on cheek and brow. Asked to guess her age, those
    unacquainted with her history conjectured that she must be under twenty."
    Mrs. Eddy cited as her source an article in the Lancet, but without volume
    and page numbers it is impossible to verify the source.

    Also in Science and Health, pp. 556-557, she wrote: "It is related that a
    father plunged his infant babe, only a few hours old, into the water for
    several minutes, and repeated this operation daily, until the child could
    remain under water twenty minutes, moving and playing without harm, like a
    fish." Again, she provided no documentation.

    How about people who take poison by mistake? Don't they die even though they
    have a belief that what they swallowed wasn't poison?

    If disease is a consequence of incorrect belief, why do babies get sick?
    After all, their understanding of disease must be small if not nonexistent,
    yet they often get sick. Furthermore, some diseases in small infants (e.g.,
    bacterial infections) are cured by antibiotics. Are we to believe that
    babies had incorrect beliefs and these beliefs somehow changed after the
    administration of antibiotics?

    Similarly, if disease is a consequence of incorrect belief, why do animals
    get sick?

    Gale Wilson was an autopsy surgeon for the coroner in King County,
    Washington, USA who studied death records in that county from 1935-1955. He
    (or she) found that Christian Scientists tended to die at a slightly earlier
    age than non-Christian scientists; that the cancer death rate for Christian
    Scientists was twice the national average, and that at least 6% of Christian
    Science deaths were medically preventable [Wil].

    Yet another piece of evidence against Christian Science is its failure to
    protect students at Christian Science schools from disease outbreaks. For
    example, in 1985 a measles outbreak hit several US colleges. "Worst hit of
    all was Principia College of Elsah, Ill., a tiny Christian
    Science-affiliated school where at least 96 students have been infected and
    two have died, apparently from complications. (Rubeola, which tends to be
    more serious in adults than in children, can lead to pneumonia and
    encephalitis.)" [Time] Later a third student died [Shi2]. In summer 1989, 55
    children came down with measles while attending a Christian Scientist summer
    camp. In fall 1989, 88 students at Principia Academy and 12 students at
    Principia College got measles [Shi2]. It happened again in 1994. This time,
    an infected Christian Scientist helped spread the disease to 176 people in
    six states [Shi]. The local medical officer was quoted as saying, "Every
    four or five years we have an outbreak, and everyone at Principia gets it
    who hasn't had it before and isn't inoculated." Based on this evidence,
    there is currently no reason to believe that Christian Science treatment is
    effective, and reasonable evidence to believe it may actually be harmful.
    A propaganda sheet once sent to Ohio legislators by the Ohio Christian
    Science lobbyist bragged that the Christian Science method of "spiritual
    treatment" had recently been able to cure even diphtheria - ignoring the
    fact that diphtheria is not always fatal [my mother recovered from it in
    1920, long before antibiotics] and avoiding the embarrassing point that in
    modern times the only Americans seriously in danger of getting diphtheria
    are unimmunized persons such as Christian Scientists!)

    In many places, the children of Christian Scientists are excused from taking
    health or biology courses, lest in learning about diseases they become sick!
    After all, the High Priestess of Christian Science herself, Mary Baker Eddy
    states in the "Christian Science Textbook," (Science and Health, p. 389)
    "The less we know or think about hygiene, the less we are predisposed to
    sickness."

    Although only a few Christian Science children are known to have died in
    Ohio in recent years, by putting the present unconstitutional religious
    exemption into Ohio's laws in 1977, the Christian Science Church has made it
    possible for other cultists legally to kill their children by faith
    non-healing or prayer over-dose. In the "Faith Assembly," a cult centered in
    Warsaw, Indiana, and having quite a few adherents in Western Ohio, nearly
    100 children died between the mid-70s and the mid-80s. One Faith
    Assembly-related death in Ohio was that of 23-month-old Kimberly Miller, who
    died of pneumonia on April 3, 1986, after State Representative Francine
    Panehal - apparently yielding to Christian Science pressure - killed a
    reform bill, H.B.-67, which sought to remove the religious exemption from
    Ohio's child-abuse statutes. Because the Faith Assembly cultists do not get
    involved in lobbying, the only group to oppose H.B.-67 was the Christian
    Science Church. Not only did a cadaverous Bill Evans - the CS "Committee on
    Publication" - testify to the efficacy of prayer for healing, Christian
    Scientists from all over Ohio jammed the hearing room to pressurize the
    proceedings.

    This has gotten long enough, if you're interested, visit these three web
    sites (particularly the last), which go into great detail. I would love to
    talk to your parents about this stuff, but I don't want to offend them :P

    http://www.carm.org/christian_science/cscult.htm
    http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:VIjWxwmAe7w C: www.watchman.org/profile/C
    hrSciProfile.htm+chris tian+science&hl=en&ie=ISO-88 59-1
    http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:TlSxAJQ vbu0C: www.math.uwaterloo.ca/~sha
    llit/Talks/cs.html+chr istian+science&hl=en&ie=ISO- 8859-1
    http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:h70Kw OcQ1q4C: www.atheists.org/church/xt
    ianScience.html+christ ian+science&hl=en&ie=ISO-885 9-1

  64. Internet Use Becomes More Purposful by jasondlee · · Score: 1

    Yup. This Internet thingy even has spell checkers to help make it more purposeful. :)

    jaosn

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  65. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Faithcraft confirmed: the Christian faith is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Christian community when recently ABC confirmed that Christians accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all religions. Coming on the heels of the latest Faithcraft survey which plainly states that Christians have lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Christian faith is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by gaining first place in the recent comprehensive ignorant religion tests.

    You don't need to be the Pope to predict the Christian future. The hand writing is on the wall: Christians face a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Christians because it is dying. Things are looking very bad for Christians. As many of us are already aware, Christians continue to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. The Pope is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of his supporters.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    ThePope leader Kurt states that there are 7000 users of Hindu. Let's see. The number of Hindu versus Christianity posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Christian users. Christ posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Hindu posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Christ A recent article put pedophile priests at about 80 percent of the Christianity market. Therefore there are 300+10 = 310 Christian users. This is consistent with the number of all Christian Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Heaven, abysmal sales and so on, Christianity went out of business and were taken over by Sihks who sell another troubled religion. Now Sihk is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Christians have steadily declined in market share. Christianity is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If it is to survive at all it will be among religious hobbyist dabblers. Christianity continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Christianity is dead.

    Christianity is dying

  66. MORE useful than an Re:Encylopedia? by bourne · · Score: 2

    For most, the internet is their encyclopedia. When I want to know about something, I turn to the internet first (granted not all of the information is good...or decent for that matter).

    The thing that gets me is that I find myself doing things on the Internet, that I can't imagine what I would have done before it. And not new and weird things, but disgustingly ordinary things

    Case in point: A few months ago I overloaded a wheelbarrow and popped the tire off the rim. Now, I have an air compressor, so I had the means to inflate it. I knew, vaguely, that on tires with no inner tube, you basically just blow it up so that the tire itself seals against the rim. I had no idea how.

    I spent 20 minutes trying different methods of inflating, holding the tire, spinning the tire, etc. etc... to no avail. I went to Google, spent &lt2 minutes searching, and found the solution: wrap a rope or strap around the middle of the tire, squeezing it outward on both sides, THEN pump air. Worked on the first try.

    What would I have done 20 years ago? Asked around among my neighbors, probably. Not succeeded. Maybe called some buddies. Probably would have had to drive out to the nearest service station and pay $5 for someone to laugh at me.

    So, it isn't neccessarily the Encyclopedic knowledge that amazes me... it is the trivial-yet-useful knowledge that you can find.

    1. Re:MORE useful than an Re:Encylopedia? by don_carnage · · Score: 2
      Excellent point -- and with sites like How Stuff Works we'll never run out of trivial (albeit interesting) things to learn about.

      btw: Thanks for the wheelbarrow tip, I have the same problem and now I know how to solve it!

    2. Re:MORE useful than an Re:Encylopedia? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      "How stuff works" is a terrorist traing tool.

  67. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 3

    No, seriously. The Christian Science Monitor has a very good reputation. The name is not indicitave of the content.

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  68. Is there any way you could whine less? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    Lets start with these two ...

    "The early '90s were, IMHO, the best years of the internet. Everything was still new and uncharted... Domains could still be sold back to corporations who lacked vision... hackers were feared and thought to be bent on destroying the free world (except by those of us who knew them as explorers)... and Mosaic set the standard for web browsing."

    and

    "The song say's "video killed the radio star," but ".com" is killing the net! The internet began as a free society that policed itself, now we have legislators peering and poking into the "content" being provided and into the "fairness" of enterprise being able to control a domain name. If Joe Geek was insightful enough to recognize that Madonna.Com [duanemorris.com] might have value to a certain bleached blond, then said blond should have to pay his price or be willing to let Joe Geek do what he will with the domain."

    What makes you think you are entitled to those domain names? Just because you got there first? Is it really as simple as first come first serve to you? There's something called "trademark". People can trademark their names. Companies can do it and so can individuals. Just because a new medium comes along such as the internet, that is no reason to believe that all of a sudden the old rules and laws are now null and void and you can just run over people's trademarks and squat on them as you see fit. This entire mentality is so 1999 and dot.com like. The internet didn't change anything. It didn't change any rules or laws, it just made business and communication more efficient thats all. But you will always have a small tiny segment of the population who wants something for free. They simply cannot understand that the internet is NOT being ruined just because they aren't able to extort millions of dollars from trademark owners just so they can get their domains back.

    Unless your name is Madonna you don't deserve that domain name. And since it isn't, the real Madonna should not have to hand over blackmail money to get usage of her trademark handed back over to her. Its ridiculous. Its like registering ford.com and then blaiming the company for not having the "vision" to register themself before you did. No. They don't need vision. They already own the trademark to the name Ford. You don't have a right to squat on their trademark. Legislating and regulating this does not lessen the value of the internet. It does not ruin its spirit. It simply makes it simple to conduct business online without having to deal with nickle and dimeing hoodlums who would hold you up at every point just so they can be "free".

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  69. sometimes.. by Natanleod · · Score: 1

    the old and the hard way is better than the cold techno-alternative:

    your tire's popped. walk to your neighbor to borrow their manual pump. spend 2xx calories on pumping. when you return the pump, the neighbor offers to give you a hand with the finishing of the task. you finish your work while chatting with your buddy and when it's over, you invite his family over for diner.

    1 point for getting the job done
    5 points for screwing the male in you and ask for help
    10 points for spending calories on manual pumping
    and 25 points for the social aspect of the whole thing

    technology is good, but having good friends is better (tm)

  70. Consider the source.... by solios · · Score: 2

    Y?[
    ? internet is amazingly useful as a research tool, source for patches, drivers, updates... endless amounts of data.

    The fact that a site with content fueled by synopsises of and links to the sites that actually contains this points it out is amusing. The fact that the "report" is from the Christian Science Monitor (Christian Science being an oxymoron on a parallel with Military Intelligence)... is fucking hilarious.

    Yes, the internet is useful. So are pants. Way to live in the now, scooter.

  71. Internet found to have a purpose... by Cheetahfeathers · · Score: 1

    People use the internet for more than finding porn. Film at 11.

  72. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by linzeal · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry but after hearing of christian scientist parents allowing their children to die without needed healthcare I could care less about their supposed objective worldview. They are whackjobs the whole lot of them.

  73. A friend in university.. by RandomInAction · · Score: 1

    ..can get hold of course works and results from the degree web site. Timetables, locations, last minute changes for lectures are all available on line. Each area of the degree has a forum for students and lecturers to discuss issues, ask questions etc. All of this means she can hit the ground running, i.e. no need to wander around trying to find where something is being held. It's even more important to her because she has a social anxiety disorder.

    I remember the frustration of trying to locate where and when events were being held, or turning up to something cancelled. It's early days but it's hard to believe that the internet(web, IM, email,??) will become increasingly interwoven with the fabric or everyday life, in way that makes it indispensable. IMHO it's fundamental importance will be closer to that of electricity than broadcast TV.

  74. Yes! More Purposes! by spamacon · · Score: 1

    I, for one, am thrilled to hear that more of these over looked, under appreciated mammals are finally breaking the Technological Divide. Imagine all that these creatures have to offer the net....

    Oh, wait, that was "purposeful". I thought it said "porpoiseful". Oh well, nevermind.

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  75. Parent NOT Offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiot moderators.

    (Posting anonymously to protect karma because my post IS offtopic)

  76. rather THEN just for fun??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the text of the article, it ends:

    rather then just for fun

    I believe the proper word is "than". As in "Greater than" or "fewer than". Not "then" as in "now and then."

    I also believe that the odds of getting geeks to get grammar, even with their (not "they're" or "there") big brains is next to hopeless... but still I cringe each time I read things like this.

  77. Key word: addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of people tend to justify their use of the internet but just like coffee, cake, 'one-handed' pr0n surfing, video games and some fine cannabis sativa smoke, you have to moderate your use.

  78. Stupid Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like it was just posted so people could bash it because it has the word Christian in it. I don't know anything about em, but troll on.

    1. Re:Stupid Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      true true. /. hates christians. most of the ppl here do.

      but christian science isn't christian. it is a little gnostisim and other stuffs. a cult/false religion.

      just call it "super mega feel better about yoruself" religion

  79. Indeed it is more useful by billcopc · · Score: 1

    It's so damned useful I have trouble finding uses for it. It used to be a vast realm of quality information and entertainment, now it's just a vast realm of banner ads and spam. I don't care whether the Fortune 500 members consider it 'useful', they weren't the target audience to begin with.

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  80. Re:A worthy Newspaper - yeah right! by donnz · · Score: 1

    These guys keep cropping up with alarming regularity. Take nothing at face, not even the 6 Pullitzers.

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  81. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by phyxeld · · Score: 1

    No, seriously. The Christian Science Monitor has a very good reputation. The name is not indicitave of the content.

    I'm sorry, but you are mistaken.

    Regardless of their coverage of world events, the prizes they've won, and their "honest, it's a secular paper!" page, they are still a religious-oriented publication.

    Would you trust a news publication called the Santa Clause Science Monitor (SCSM) that is published by people who, though they are so sure Santa is real they named their paper after him, swear the paper has only only column about the jolly old man? I don't think so. You'd think they were insane. Well, these people are so sure Christ did all the silly stuff the bible says that they fit the word christ into the title of their publication. I'm sorry, but that is not a secular paper. And I have no more respect for it than I do for The Washington Times (run by moonies) or the hypothetical SCSM.

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  82. Only newbies use the internet for fun by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Ive been on the net since 96, it stopped being fun in about 99.

    Basically, when the big internet expansion happened, and it went from being a community of computer genius types, into a commercial business.

    The whole fun of the internet was ruined, the same people i used the net to escape from, were now on the net with me.

    Now the net is just a tool, like a calculator or telephone.

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  83. Thats right by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    The net was only fun, when i was new to it. Actually, It was fun until about 1999. It was the net going commercial that ruined the net.

    There was an actual culture or cultures to the net, you had chat culture, you had the hacking scene, you had the cracking scene, the gaming scene, and these wernet ordinary people, these were people who were obessessed with this stuff.

    Now however, everythings about making money, sure you still have gamers but now its grandma playing quake, or your annoying boss from work, its just not the same anymore.

    You still have hacking, but all of the sites are gone, or on places like freenet due to the DMCA.

    You still have places like slashdot, but slashdot is one of the last places you can go, to find an intelligent conversation, without slashdot, i wouldnt talk on the net much at all.

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  84. Maybe we CAN make a difference... by TechnoLust · · Score: 2

    If you will notice... it has changed! Somebody must be reading our little thread.

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  85. Most people are new to the internet by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Alot of people, didnt get involved with thhe net over 5 years ago like us, alot of people are new to it.

    People new to the internet, they are just exploring it, alot of them arent as intelligent as we were, the net is easier to use now.

    When we first were introduced to the net, the net was diffrent, sites were made by people like us, usually smart people who werent tryinng to sell us stuff, every other link did not link to a porn site.
    There were porn sites and always will be but back then there werent alot of advertisements.

    Back then Email was actually useful, before instant messaging, I remember NEEDING email.

    Also everyone on the net seemed closer, it was as if there was a community, similar to the Open Source Community

    Now look at the net, everythingn is tryingn to sell you something, ads everywhere, theres no more web based chatrooms so theres no real way to meet people, all the sites are about making money so theres no community.

    The net was fun for a while, now its just a tool.
    I hope freenet is successful, maybe we will have our own internet again

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  86. I definately remember by HanzoSan · · Score: 2


    The internet however was fun back in 1996, each year after 96 it became more and more commercial.

    Now its junk.

    I mean all these ads, and everythings about money, even slashdot.

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  87. I refuse to be serious on the Internet... by feloneous+cat · · Score: 1

    You know I tried to get one of those Christian Science Monitors to go to 1024x768...

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  88. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2

    I seem to recall a saying about judging books and covers. Applies to newspapers and titles too.

    Their religious beliefs don't influence their secular articles.

    Considering that I happen to be a citizen of a country whose "founding fathers" talked about the natural rights of mankind and then went home and had their slaves cook dinner I try not to judge the present state of institutions by their founders.

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  89. Thanks for the tip... by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    ...er, regarding the wheelbarrow tire. Here's another one:

    Imagine that the tire that is "off-the-rim" is the large rear tire of a backhoe - how do you inflate that?

    Backyard psycho-mechanic trick:

    1. Get some grease and smear it around the bead (will ensure the seal for the next part - it is possible to do it without the grease, but not always successful).

    2. Have "attendant" (next door neighbor?) in hand with quick attach tire inflator (attached to large tank shop-style air-compressor) stand by, about 15-20 feet away (or, you could trade spots and have him do the next part). Show him where the tire valve stem is, he will have to be quick...

    3. Now, get a can of ether, and spray it into the cavity between the tire and rim (a lil' dab'll do ya!), stand 6 feet away, throw the can off to the side, light a match, and toss it in...

    4. If you have done everything right, the ether will combust violently, and "air up" the tire right on the rim instantly - "attendant" holding the inflator then needs to immediately come in and start the inflation with the compressor until the tire is fully inflated.

    Is this dangerous? HELL YES. Problems include:

    1. Too much ether - tire explodes, sending burning rubber shrapnel everywhere.

    2. You miss with the match, and you don't know whether to add more ether (see #1 above) to offset the evaporation, or try again with another match, or both, or wait, or...

    3. You get it with the match, tire is aired up - but is it still burning inside the tire when you start inflating (thereby adding more oxygen)... BOOM?

    Oh, and for that extra special treat, do the trick at night for a "cool" light show!

    BTW - DO NOT TRY THIS TRICK ON AUTOMOBILE TIRES AND RIMS. You WILL probably add too much ether, or the rim won't be able to take the pressure, etc - hell, I am not even sure I should be mentioning any of this, even for tractor tires/rims...

    DISCLAIMER: The above is for educational purposes only - use information at your own risk!!!

    ;)

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  90. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by phyxeld · · Score: 1

    Considering that I happen to be a citizen of a country whose "founding fathers" talked about the natural rights of mankind and then went home and had their slaves cook dinner I try not to judge the present state of institutions by their founders

    So, you're saying they used to publish articles with a christian slant? From what I read on their site, I don't think they claim to have changed greatly, or lessened any one-time christian influence.

    But your comparison is an interesting one. Suppose our country was so racist at the time of it's founding that the founding fathers had decided to throw some racial reference into the very name of the country; would you still stand by that now? Most likely, people would have realized at some point how backwards the name was and changed it.

    If the CSM was once a backwards religion-influenced paper, but has now changed (which I don't believe is the case at all), they should change their name.

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  91. Well.... by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

    ...we all once used the 'net for useful things.

    Then a bunch of jesus freaks found out that you could trade pr0n and not make it community business.

    Boom, bang... millions of lusers... RealPlayer... mp3... dotCOM explosion...

    ... the gov't made the Internet purposeful.

    The headline should read "Users Become Adults"

  92. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by keflex · · Score: 0

    I agree. I also agree that Bill Clinton was right in apologizing to black ppl for what our forefathers did hundreds of years ago... even though our country has changed greatly since then.

    You are an idiot.

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  93. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, us foreigners are supposed to be able to spell better than natives because we learned the language with constant reference to its written form, most likely concentrating in reading and writing to the point of being ill-prepared to properly speak in it. As a rule, foreigners make most of their mistakes by missing on the details of grammatical constructions, applying constructs of their native language, and using words with the wrong connotations. Thus, I am afraid I must conclude that you are a natively English-speaking dyslexic, and at the very least a liar, if not a troll.

  94. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2

    Okay, so show me their supposedly secular article that has a 'christian slant' that's so irrational and I'll change my mind. I don't know what the CSM was like originally. I only know what it's like now and that's how I base my judgement.

    And unless the CSM is trying to discuss some type of technical issue that they believe conflicts with their beliefs, or they start evangelizing, I really don't see the danger. Think of it as analogous to a judge who refuses to preside over a case because he knows the defendant, but is compentent to preside over other cases. Some people are only irrational or biased on particular issues, but clearheaded on others. In fact, I've found this to be true with most people.

    But to answer your question, I wouldn't stand by any racism posited by the 'founding fathers' because racism is (or can be) a threat to people's well being.

    An obviously extreme analogy here would be a mental institution that intends to determine whether a person is 'a threat to themselves or others', not whether their view of the world matches those around them.

    In relation to the CSM, the question is whether whatever biases the reporters might have is a threat to the integrity of their secular articles. And I've been impressed enough with their reporting that I'll keep believing this until I'm shown reasonable evidence to the contrary.

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  95. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by phyxeld · · Score: 1

    Think you'll find them reporting stories like this one? I doubt it.

    And even when they're reporting about things unrelated to christian science, I don't need to hear what they have to say! Read this and come back here. Do you want to read news written by people deny that medicines can have any effect on their own, but instead work entirely through placebo? ("[A] drug has no efficacy of its own, but borrows its power from human faith and belief. The drug does nothing, because it has no intelligence." (Science and Health, p. 12)).

    If you want to read the news as it's seen through the eyes of christian science wackos, go for it. But you're not going to convince me that CSM is a respectable newspaper.

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  96. Re:A worthy Newspaper - yeah right! by John+Don · · Score: 1

    I don't know what my two cents will by here, but here goes... As someone who has worked at the Christian Science Monitor I can tell you that they are anything but "wacos." Just about every Christian Scientist I worked with was intelligent, kind, and perhaps more mentally balanced than average. The paper is genuine, and so are their motives for publishing it. The articles you sited are unfair portrayals of Christian Scientists and how they practice their religion. I've read Science and Health and there are many quite profound ideas there that make more sense to me than many other religious teachings. What sets Christian Scientists apart is that they take spiritual healing very seriously. It's all over the Bible - Old and New Testaments. And I believe that they practice it with considerable success in their own lives, and families. True they are not flawless, but they are not irrational either. There is demonstrated validity to spiritual healing. Yet, when a death occurs of someone who did not seek traditional medicine, it is much more reported, interpreted, and maligned than the thousands of needless medical deaths that happen yearly. I don't think Christian Scientists are dogmatic in avoiding medical treatment. And, I don't think they're irrational in using prayer as a treatment of first resort. I've seen it work. I think they have something to be looked at rationally, not dismissed as wacky. Final point: Don't we all read writing by journalists and others whose religion or politics we don't agree with? I don't discount the ideas of someone who's an athiest. How about a little tolerance here? I agree we should judge the media with healthy skepticism, especially 7 year-old articles with an obvious negative bias.

  97. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by John+Don · · Score: 1

    I don't know what my two cents will by here, but here goes...

    As someone who has worked at the Christian Science Monitor I can tell you that they are anything but "wacos." Just about every Christian Scientist I worked with was intelligent, kind, and perhaps more mentally balanced than average. The paper is genuine, and so are their motives for publishing it.

    The Internet content sited represents unfair portrayals of Christian Scientists and how they practice their religion. I've read Science and Health and there are many quite profound ideas there that make more sense to me than many other religious teachings.

    What sets Christian Scientists apart is that they as an important element of Christianity. It's all over the Bible - Old and New Testaments. And I believe that they practice it with considerable success in their own lives, and families. True they are not flawless, but they are not irrational either. There is demonstrated validity to spiritual healing. Yet, when a death occurs of someone who did not seek traditional medicine, it is much more reported, interpreted, and maligned than the thousands of needless medical deaths that happen yearly.

    I don't think Christian Scientists are dogmatic in avoiding medical treatment. And, I don't think they're irrational in using prayer as a treatment of first resort. I've seen it work. I think they have something to be looked at rationally, not dismissed as wacky.

    Final point: Don't we all read writing by journalists and others whose religion or politics we don't agree with? I don't discount the ideas of someone who's an athiest. How about a little tolerance here? I agree we should judge the media with healthy skepticism, especially 7 year-old articles with an obvious negative bias.

  98. Re:A worthy Newspaper - don't be fazed by the titl by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

    Ha-ha.

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