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Distributed Playstation

withinavoid writes "News.com has a story up about the next generation Playstation 3. Apparently the game developers are asking for a 1000 times performance increase and that's just not possible, so they are looking at distributed computing as a possibility. "

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  1. Tekken 4 by A.Soze · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does this mean it will take Tekken 4 even longer to come out?

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  2. Playstation 3? It's already out!! by Indras · · Score: 5, Funny

    See here, if you don't believe me: http://www.misinformer.com/archive/01-01/15.html

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  3. Atari by Decimal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Distributed console computing... interesting! Does anybody have a link on how I can hook up my Atari 2600 consoles for something like this?

    Just think how much faster PONG will run!

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  4. Fantastic! by BoBaBrain · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean we can look forward to playing "CORBA Command"?

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  5. distributed game playing? by peachboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    does that mean that if no one else happens to be playing their playstation 3 at the same time you are you can't play at all or the game will look and play terrible?

    i'm not so sure this is a great idea.

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  6. How the dialogue really went... by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny
    Apparently the game developers are asking for a 1000 times performance increase...

    Developers: We want a 1000 times speed increase

    Sony: Would you settle for a press release containing a bunch of buzzwords

    Developers: Which ones?

    Sony: Let me think: "distributed computing", "biotechnology", "linux", "grid computing" and "Moore's Law"

    Developers: OK, if you throw in some hookers at the next Comdex in Vegas

    Sony: Deal
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    1. Re:How the dialogue really went... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Developers: OK, if you throw in some hookers at the next Comdex in Vegas

      It would have been funnier if you said "more hookers", or "midget hookers", or "hookers with donkeys". The base hookers is a given.

    2. Re:How the dialogue really went... by poemofatic · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think in this case, the phrase is "Moore Hookers".

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  7. Editorial math? by skippy5066 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Forgive me if my math is off, but if Moore's law states that processing power roughly doubles every 18 months, wouldn't a 1000-fold increase occur in about 15 years?

    Maybe they're designing the next generation Playstation on a Pentium machine. Did they ever fix that bug?


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  8. I can see it now.. by dimer0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you wish to run Gran Turismo 4 in full resolution with highest graphics settings, 4 Playstation 3's are recommended.

    Well, I guess if they're rack-mountable, I'm game. Bring it on.

  9. Distributed computing by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Funny

    That sounds like a practical solution. I'll just buy a beowulf cluster of PS3's and ...

    (Do these guys think I can offload the processing for my games to someone else's PS3? Won't that PS3 be busy trying to run someone else's game?)

  10. Yeah, right....this cant be accurate by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow. pay 500$ for a console, only to have it spend half its time working on someone else's games...on the otherh hand, plug it into a 56k line and watch someone playing Quake 7 have a stroke as their FPS drops to 3

    "Sir, looking at our usage staticstics it seems to be that your Sony(tm) Playstation(tm) 3(tm) has not been doing its fair share of our distributed computing"

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  11. Playstation 8 Announced!! by ParadigmShift · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking at the Game Developers Conference (GDC), an annual trade show for the creative and technological sides of the game industry, Shin'ichi Okamoto, chief technical officer for Sony Computer Entertainment, said research efforts for the PlayStation 8 are focusing on neurological implants, a method for allowing the game player to control game merely by thought.

    Okamoto said the method also appears to hold the most promise for dramatically boosting the performance of the PlayStation. Instead of being reliant on a hardware "processor", all game computations would be performed in the user's own cerebrum. Unfortunately, this means that game developers can not work on a strictly "fixed platform" basis any more, considering performance will greatly improve with intelligence.

    "I think we can easily overcome this barrier," Okamoto said, "Instead of hardware requirements as we see them now, we could instead have IQ requirements. Like, we would say that the minimum requirement for Gran Turismo XII is a high-school diploma, but we would recommend at least a college-level education to get any decent performance. But then for games like Resident Evil, well, any idiot could play that."

    The gaming industry was reeling with excitement by this announcement, and Okamoto was further pressed for details on how this technology would actually be implemented. After a few minutes of uncomfortable shuffling and avoiding eye contact, he eventually admitted that he was merely "making shit up".

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  12. PS9 by llamalicious · · Score: 3, Funny

    Come on... PS9 was already released, with the telepathic interface. Surely it's 1000x faster than PS2

    Don't any of you watch T.V. ????

  13. Re:How the dialogue SHOULD HAVE gone... by RFC959 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Developers: We want a 1000 times speed increase
    Marketing guys: Yeah, and we want a 1000 times raise and an office 1000 times as big. Get bent.

    Hardware guys: *kick the developers in the nerts* Give us games 1000 times better and we'll think about it, you pathetic freaks.