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Dateline: Abuja; Nigeria Fights Email Scam

dosten writes "Computerworld.com is reporting that the Nigerian government is tired of being known as the Spam/Scam capital of the world and setup a web site to combat the common email scam. The web site is almost as funny as the Spam Letters. There is even a place to report your victim "experiences" so they can be published. One of the "coming soon" features will be a lineup of bad guys so you can avoid them in case you end up in Nigeria to collect your loot."

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  1. Nigerian spam site by 56ker · · Score: 2, Funny

    " is even a place to report your victim "experiences" so they can be published. " - as long as they don't also publish the e-mail address of the people writing about them. As to spam from Nigeria - I've never had any (that I know of) - how about everyone else?

    1. Re:Nigerian spam site by Stonehand · · Score: 2

      Heck yes. The most hilariously outrageous one I received, by far, was one purporting to be from the widow of ex-dictator Mobuto, but otherwise being a normal "please let us clean out your bank accounts" message.

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    2. Re:Nigerian spam site by swb · · Score: 2

      That's really rich, since Mobutu Sese Seko was the dictator of Zaire, and not Nigeria.

    3. Re:Nigerian spam site by maniac11 · · Score: 2
      I've gotten 23 of this in the last 2 years (I'm not sure why I save them... I guess the social phenomenon intregues me. At least one person I've worked with has thought that it was a legit offer and only decided not to act after I laughed them off.)

      RECEIVED Sun, 24 Mar 2002 17:50:12
      ALHAJI SULEIMAN ABUBAKAR.
      Lagos, Nigeria
      FAX NO: 234 1 7590573

      PrivateAddress:sule_abubakar@consultant.com sule_abubakar@mail.com

      ATTN.: THE MANAGING DIRECTOR / C. E. O.

      REQUEST FOR URGENT (CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP OF THE TRANSFER OF US$45,560,000.00 (FORTY FIVE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY).

      I hope this letter will not embarrass you since we have not had any previous communication. I got your reference from the United States trade department under private enquiry that is not related to my aim of writing you this letter and went further to have it confirmed by the Nigeria Exports Promotion Council(NEPC).

      I, on behalf of my other colleagues from different Federal Government of Nigeria owned parastatals decided to solicit your assistance as regards the transfer of the above stated amount into your bank account. This fund arose from the over-invoicing of various contracts awarded in my parastatals to certain foreign contractors some time ago.

      We as holders of official positions in various parastatals, were mandated by this new civilian government to scrutinize all payments made to certain foreign contractors by the past Military Government and we discovered that some of the contracts they executed were grossly over-invoiced, either by omission or commission. Also we discovered that the sum of $65,560,000.00 (Sixty-Five Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars Only) was lying in a suspense account, although the foreign contractors were fully paid their entitlements after executing the said contracts. We all agreed that the over-invoiced amount be transferred (for our own use) into a bank account provided by a foreign partner, as the code of conduct of the Federal Civil Service does not allow us to operate foreign accounts.

      However, we have succeeded in transferring some of these money, precisely US$20,000,000.00 (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) into a foreign account in GENEVA (SWITZERLAND). But unfortunately, the provider of the account has severed all forms of contacts with us as he has refused to adhere to our earlier mutual agreement insisting that the total amount be paid into his nominated bank account before disbursement will take effect. If for US$20M (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) we are not compensated, how can one guarantee full compensation on remittance of the balance of US$45.560M (Forty-Five Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars Only).

      We are therefore seeking your assistance based on the balance amount of US$45.560M, which can be speedily processed and fully remitted into your nominated bank account. On successful remittance of the fund into your account, you will be compensated with 25% of the amount for assistance and services and 5% set aside for expenses contingency.

      This transaction is closely knitted and in view of our SENSITIVE POSITION we cannot afford a slip, I assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free. We will avail you with our identities as regards our respective offices, when relationship is fully established and smooth operation commences. I am at your disposition to entertain any question(s) from you in respect of this transaction, so contact me immediately through the above private email addresses( Presidency & mail) and fax number for further information on the requirements and procedure. Please note that the DEAL needs utmost confidentiality and your immediate response will be highly appreciated and we will use our own share of the money to establish a lucrative business in your country. Please you should contact me immediately with your private fax and telephone numbers where further details in respect to this transaction would be sent to.Please do not disregard my email for any reason because it was addressed to and from myself, it is for security reason to avoid problem. Yours truly,

      ALHAJI SULEIMAN ABUBAKAR.

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  2. nigeria scams... by bje2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    we've actually gotten contacted for this scam through not only e-mail but through faxes at my office...yeah, like we're gonna think that a random fax that comes through is legit...right... that's almost as bad as the old "I send you this file in order to have your advice" virus...

    in any case, the Spam letters guy also has this link which has good information about fighting the nigeria scam...

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    "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    1. Re:nigeria scams... by babbage · · Score: 2
      the old "I send you this file in order to have your advice" virus...

      Damn that makes me feel old. I'm enough of an old timer to remember when that was the current scourge of the net! We had to carry our over-full bitbuckets back to the ISP (upsteam both ways, of course) in order to get rid of the damn thing. Now these young whippersnappers with their newfangled-- &lt/joke loses steam and evaporates abruptly />

  3. Re:i was sent this email by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

    the 31 million us dollars in frozen funds email, how does this scam work anyway, any info?

    It's simple. You give them your bank account # and permission to withdraw funds. Then they do. Duh.

    Read the thread over at spamletters.com if you want to get a better idea.

  4. Dear resident... by realgone · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...the Nigerian government... setup a web site to combat the common email scam.

    And in a burst of inspired irony, their first order of business was probably the purchase a 5,000,000 name e-mailing list to tell people about this new anti-spam site. =)

  5. Re:Excelent! by Kphrak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spam is bad enough, wouldn't want to run into the guys that actually send it out :)


    Maybe the above person wouldn't, but I would. Especially if I had a staplegun full of sharp, rusty staples. ;)

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    There's no sig like this sig anywhere near this sig, so this must be the sig.
  6. /.-ed by InsaneCreator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Could we, for a change, try slashdotting the spammers instead of those trying to fight them?

    1. Re:/.-ed by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Could we, for a change, try slashdotting the spammers instead of those trying to fight them?

      Do you understand what a slashdotting is? It means a shitload of people are viewing your page. So you'd rather send all this traffic to a spammer.

      Gee, I bet they'd be so upset.

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      "And like that ... he's gone."
  7. Somewhere in Nigeria... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 5, Funny

    in the corner of some ISP, a shiny new server is crying "You published a link to me WHERE?!?"

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    "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    1. Re:Somewhere in Nigeria... by vidarh · · Score: 2

      Actually somewhere at the hosting provider of the Nigerian High Comission in London, UK... At least that's what the page itself says.

  8. Re:i was sent this email by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You can't open a bank account with no money in it. Then bored people could open accounts all over the place. The email says that funds of questionable legallity are being held in Africa. They need you to open a bank account in your name, give them access to it, and they'll put the XX millions into your new account. From there, you get to keep some cut of the newly liberated riches. So you get all excited, are in the middle of opening a bank account in a foreign country for dubious purposes, and they say "And we will need a minimum deposit of X thousand dollars to open that account". You think about the tons of money you stand to make in your dealings, and just drop that much money into your account. Then you give account access to your new email buddies. Then they withdrawl your seed money. (making *poof* gesture with mouth and hand) Then they're gone.

    I think this scam is called The Spanish Prisoner. A good movie of the same name explains the age old scam (Ed Oneil's part). The dumb thing is that the scam presented in the movie doesn't seem to be a variation of the scam they describe.

    -B

  9. Yeah, a scam, right by wytcld · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nigeria _is_ a rich and corrupt country. Many people there _are_ relatives of government ministers with access to huge, hidden bank accounts. Earthlink, Enron ... as far as we've come into the modern world we've got _nothing_ on Nigerians. Those of us lucky enough to be invited into their schemes should rejoice, open our bank accounts wide. The educational experience is priceless.
    ___

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    "with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
  10. Uh guys ... by Christianfreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think we just /.ed Nigeria.

    1. Re:Uh guys ... by medcalf · · Score: 2

      Nah, it appears to be hosted in London.

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      -- Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. - Dire Straits
  11. If they were really serious.. by cmowire · · Score: 2

    If they were really serious, there would be an e-mail address you could forward the Nigerian scam mail to and then would personally track it and give the person the beat-down of their life.

    As an incentive, if you reported it, they'd send you the video of the person getting the Cowboy Neal done to them. ;)

    1. Re:If they were really serious.. by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > If they were really serious, there would be an e-mail address you could forward the Nigerian scam mail to and then would personally track it and give the person the beat-down of their life.

      Actually, it's often the other way around.

      While it's all well and good to laugh at the 419 scams we get in our mailbox, people have been kidnapped and murdered as part of these scams.

      Maybe the spam you got today was from some joker in a trailer park trying his luck. But I've seen some with headers that do indicate points of origin in Nigeria or other third-world countries.

      I follow the advice of the 419 Coalition's website, and forward them to the U.S. Secret Service, clearly indicating that I have suffered "NO FINANCIAL LOSS", and that my report is merely for the benefit of their archives.

      If the headers indicate (say, a city name on the reverse DNS of the dialup or cablemodem used to inject the spam) a point of origin, I usually add a note to the effect that the spammer may be based in whatever region the headers indicate. A little digging around WHOIS servers can usually get a probable country of origin.

      The one thing I never do is tip off the scammer that I know what he's up to. Remember, no SMTP header can tell you whether you're dealing with a chickenboner in a trailer park, or the outer edge of a real organized crime syndicate.

      Suppose that only 1% of your 419 scammers are "serious". Your mileage may vary, but thumbing your nose at 100 people, one of whom is running an organized crime syndicate, still qualifies as a cheap ticket out of the gene pool in my books. Are the cheap laughs from trolling the 99 trailer-park denizens really worth the risk?

      Let the Treasury guys take care of it. That's what they're paid for.

    2. Re:If they were really serious.. by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      Your mileage may vary, but thumbing your nose at 100 people, one of whom is running an organized crime syndicate, still qualifies as a cheap ticket out of the gene pool in my books. Are the cheap laughs from trolling the 99 trailer-park denizens really worth the risk?

      Killing 100 people, one of whom is the grandson of a senator, qualifies as a cheap ticket out of the mobster business. Are the cheap laughs from killing the 99 trailer-park denizens really worth the risk?

      All the deaths mentioned in your link were people stupid enough to fall for it and walk right into their hands. No criminal organization can afford to start killing too many people for the heck of it. Large scale random deaths of upright citizens tends to get the police on your trail, something to be minimized if possible.

  12. bad slashdot! no donut. by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    fellas,

    Who came up with the idea of linking to a third world website? good grief, you know the telcos there can barely handle a slashdotting, much less a single website.

    BTW, I am constantly amazed at the sheer stupidity of the people of this earth. Reminds me of the old vegas scam: I have a bunch of counterfit chips, you give me $1000-2000 for them, but since I can't go inside because I have been banned, you cash them for me while I take your money and run. Nifty...uninformed people often receive nasty wake-up calls...then they tend to be like the rest of us, wary and skeptical.

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    1. Re:bad slashdot! no donut. by donutello · · Score: 2

      Hmm...

      IP address: 217.204.238.51
      Host name: nigerianfraudwatch.org

      Alias:
      pccorner-3.dsl1.easynet.co.uk

      Third-world country is right. I hear they're not even circumcised. The savages!

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      Mmmm.. Donuts
  13. Slashdotted by Dwarth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seem we have Slashdoted the Nigeria

    Huzzaaah

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    "Tui Nati vulnerati."
  14. Howto Make Millions Fast!!!! by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is even a place to report your victim "experiences" so they can be published.

    Dozens of individuals JUST LIKE YOU are making thousands of dollars daily on the Internet everyday!!!!

    I know, I was skeptical, too, until I read about this fantastic offer that a friend told me about. He was cashing checks every couple of days for thousands of dollars!!!!

    Our free guide offers testimonies from thousands of clients that are ready and willing to buy the services that YOU, TOO, can offer over the Internet - for FREE!!!!

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    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  15. Re:i was sent this email by GeekWithGuns · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here is how I was told that this scam works:

    1. You respond with an account number. They make a deposite to the account just like they said they would.

    2. They come back to you and say "Please give us back $X of the money we sent you". Since you have the money in your account you write them a big fat check.

    3. After a few big fat checks clear your bank, you you find out from your bank that the first big deposit did not auctually clear, you now have an account that is overdrawn because of all those big fat checks.

    And since your name is the only name on the account you are entirly responsable!

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    [End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...] - Larry Wall in Configure from the perl
  16. Poor DSL link in .uk by MavEtJu · · Score: 4, Informative

    nigerianfraudwatch.org. 23h55m50s IN A 217.204.238.51

    51.238.204.217.IN-ADDR.ARPA domain name pointer pccorner-3.dsl1.easynet.co.uk

    Poor DSL link...

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  17. Use Spamblock XP by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not just use the microsoft spam solution??

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
  18. 419 Coalition by Detritus · · Score: 5, Informative

    For more information, see the 419 Coalition website. This is a huge problem in Nigeria. There is massive corruption in the Nigerian government and judicial system. It has also hurt legitimate Nigerian businesses.

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    Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  19. Banks and spam scams by totallygeek · · Score: 2
    Banks are constantly being bombarded by spam asking them to launder money. I have seen many from African and Middle East origins.


    They are something to the effect of

    Hello, I am the son of a wealthy national and we are trying to get our money into the country. We will pay you a percentage if you cash our check.


    These most of the time are check fraud cases, but sometimes they are legitimate checks used in various money laundering schemes. Don't fall victim yourself.

    1. Re:Banks and spam scams by BakaMark · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Banks are constantly being bombarded by spam asking them to launder money. I have seen many from African and Middle East origins.

      I used to work in the IT department of a Major Australian Bank. This has been going on for years.

      About 10 years ago the faxes were usually in the form of trying to get people involved in "theft of money" from their employer. Or an investment scheme with the bank account in Nigeria.

      This was something that was clamped down on hard by Management within the Australian Banks at the time, to prevent some newly employed teller from being involved (along with drilling it into the staff about any form of fruad, highlighting the fact that anyone partaing will be carted off by the Australian Federal Police).

      There was a standard letter that the Nigerian scam at the time used, and it was used as an example within the Internal memos on the subject in general.

      Wish I had a copy of that letter from back then. It would be interesting to compare it to what we have now.

  20. Here's my reply to those things by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny

    I modify the namea/dates/amounts/etc, and fire this off:

    Dear DR.ONORIODE BOBOLO,

    It is so good to hear from a fellow-countryman, having been raised and lived for many years in our most beautiful homeland, Nigeria. I want to send you my sincere thanks and gratitude for your kind offer of USD$25,000.000.00 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) for taking part in this funds transfer transaction.

    However, I am a businessman too, and I make my living transferring large sums of money from and to my friends, relatives, and business associates in Nigeria. Therefore, I know that you would agree, that in order to participate in this wonderful opportunity, I must have an advance monetary commitment from you -- a good faith gesture on your part -- in order to proceed.

    Therefore, I ask that you deposit just 10% ($2,500,000) of the $25M into my PayPal account as an indication that you truly possess the funds and are actually authorized to release them. Using the online PayPal service is a very convenient and secure way to transfer funds. All you need do is access the PayPal web site -- http://www.paypal.com -- open a PayPal account, deposit the funds into your new account, and then transfer the money into my existing account, which has already been set up to receive the $25M.

    You only need my email address, which you already have, to transfer the funds into my account. Therefore, the complete safety of your account, as well as mine, is guaranteed and insured unconditionally. You have asked that this matter be handled with the strictest confidentiality, and I will agree to that condition, provided that the transfer takes place in a reasonable period of time, say by Friday, 5 October.

    If the money has not been received by that time, I must assume that you are not making a legitimate offer, and that you might be someone other than who you say you are -- although I can tell by the exceptional language of your email, that is probably not the case. However, if that is the case, then I will be forced to embark upon a most unpleasant course of action that I would prefer not to undertake.

    Because I have so many loyal friends in the Government of Nigeria and the Military, and many close ties within the Security Service where you work, it would be quite easy to locate your office and your home, as well as learn the identities of your friends and relatives.

    I truly don't believe that you would want to jeopardize their health and well-being, and your own future. I will access my PayPal account on next Saturday to verify that your good-faith payment has been made. Once that takes place, we can move forward with the final transfer.

    I trust that you will not disappoint me in this matter, since the consequences for non-compliance could be quite severe. I look forward with great anticipation to working with you.

    Yours faithfully,

    Issa Gidada, JD, MMB,
    President & CEO
    U.S./Nigeria Funds Transfer Organization
    Beverly Hills, CA

    1. Re:Here's my reply to those things by geekoid · · Score: 2

      And if someone deposits money into your paypal account?
      If you scam them, they will kill you.
      I've been involved with 3rd world banks
      (only as a programmer, thank God), and stuff like that does happen.
      Theres nothing like the military walking into the CEO's office, killings him, then declaring himself the new CEO, to really wake you up.

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  21. Protest! by xcomputer_man · · Score: 3, Funny

    As an avid internet user and Nigerian patriot, I wish to make a severe protest about this act of wickedness that has been committed by the Slashdot editors. As bad as scam letters can be, I think pulverizing our measly bandwidth and equipment with Slashdot readers is a little extreme as a spam-control measure.

    oga? wetin happen for dis server now?

  22. You fools! by Webmoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't you know that the Internet backbone of Nigeria consists of a drumbeat relay to a guy on the phone doing voice-mimicked modulation long-distance to a dial-up account in Rugby, North Dakota? (Note to self: Self, someone needs to write an RFC for this.)

    You're going to kill the percussion section of the Nigerian Symphony Orchestra by posting to Slashdot!

    "ATTENTION NIGERIA: All your bandwidth are belong to us!"

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    Give me my freedom, and I'll take care of my own security, thank you.
  23. Re:Spam Cannot Be Reduced by PD · · Score: 2

    I came to the same conclusion, so two days ago I set up pdrap.org for the purpose of giving me unlimited e-mail addresses without having to fill out a hotmail form for each one.

    When my e-mail on this message starts getting too much spam, I'll just blackhole it and make a new random address. I've got different addresses for everyone, so I can tell where the spammers are harvesting.

  24. Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud by EchoMirage · · Score: 3, Informative

    A good deal of these spam e-mails are related to the Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud, which the U.S. State Department considers a big enough deal to publish their own materials on it. See here [link is to a PDF] or here. The fraud is quite advanced, often going so far as to appear to originate from the Central Bank of Nigeria, use official letterheads and stationary, etc.

    The moral of the story is that sometimes spam is not just annoying, but potentially fraudulent and therefore dangerous. I'm glad to see something is being done about this, not only to curb spam, but also to prevent the scam from growing.

  25. Re:Excelent! by tenman · · Score: 2

    We could have a sabbatical style party. We all grab our weapons of choice, put on the "I'm not a spammer" color coded jacket, and start on one of the largest game hunts ever!!!!. We could set up teams and make it into a search and kill competition. That would be a great way to parlay all that paint gun experience into something useful and wholesome. Thank you Nigeria!

    I can't wait to tell mom, she'll be so proud. :P

  26. Third largest industry in Nigeria by imuffin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think this is awesome. From http://www.ift.org/extra/scam.shtml:

    This has become a huge industry. According to some published reports, this has become the third largest industry in Nigeria. During the last thirteen years, there are estimates that the scam has taken in $5,000,000,000 in total, and hundreds of millions of dollars every year. These estimates may be underreported, as many victims may not wish to admit that they have been defrauded.

    If taking money from gullible people can net you that much, well... More power to them!

  27. Re:Excelent! by geekoid · · Score: 2

    In todays news, a man was found shot dead, the only clue to his identity was a staplegun full of sharp, rusty staples...
    ;)
    a little joke, but also a cautious reminder of how things work in most third world nations.

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  28. Re:i was sent this email by geekoid · · Score: 2

    of course you could forgo the check part and try withdrawl instead..

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  29. Robin Miller's Letter by waldoj · · Score: 3, Funny

    Robin Miller has a rather-amusing reply that he sends to the Nigerian scam letters that he gets. I hope he won't mind my pasting it in below.

    -Waldo Jaquith

    ---------------
    FROM THE DESK OF: MR. WORGEE G. SHUB
    Corporate (Special) Trust Fund,
    United Political Parties of America,
    Contract Award Committee,
    Washington DC USA

    Dear Esteemed Nigerian Sir:

    I am the Chairman of the Contract Award committee and my committee is solely responsible for awarding and payment of contracts on behalf of the United Political Parties of America. My Committee has received payments from Enron, Microsoft, Walt Disney, and many other large American companies that we then disbursed in accordance with United States law to the intended politicians in return for government services rendered to The Corporations. We overshot the contracted sum by USD35 Million. We have paid the politicians and withholding the balance of Thirty-Five Million United States Dollars. Since the existing domestic laws forbid civil servants from opening, operating and maintaining foreign accounts, we do not have the expertise to transfer this balance of funds to a foreign account.

    Due to the salubrious investment and taxation climate in Nigeria, as outlined in FMF A26 Unit 3B paragraph "D" of the Auditor General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Report of NOV. 1999 about annual estimated petroleum revenues of 28billion US Dollars, and especially opportunities relateed to the late Head of State General Sani Abacha who died on 8th June 1998, which we have become aware of through various emails we have received from your countrymen about the supply of Agricultural Machines and spare parts to the Ministry of Agriculture and Natural Resources, we have prepared to pay a commission to a worthy individual like yourself equal to 25% of the total sum transfered while 5% will be reserved for incidental expenses that both parties will incur in the course of actualizing this transaction and the balance of 70% will be kept for the Committee members.

    If you know you are capable of helping us actualize our life's dream, you should send to me immediately the details of your bank particulars or open a new account where we can transfer the money(US$35M)which you will hold in trust for us until we come over there for our own share.

    As soon as you open the account, send by e-mail to me immediately the details of the account viz: Name of bank, address, routing number, telex number, Account number, Tel and Fax number.You should also include the name of your company, your personal address, Tel and Fax numbers for further communication.

    Note that this transaction will be concluded within 10 working days from the day you give your consent.

    Sincerely yours,

    Worgee G. Shub
    Chairman of Disbursements,
    Corporate (Special) Trust Fund,
    United Political Parties of America,
    Contract Award Committee,
    Washington DC USA

    tel: 1-900-CON-4YOU

    NOTE THAT FOR THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF THIS TRANSACTION, WHEN YOU CALL ME THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS FOR YOU TO ASK ME WHAT IS THE CODE, AND MY RESPONSE WILL BE (055).IF I DO NOT TELL YOU (055) THEN KNOW YOU ARE NOT TALKING TO ME. DROP THE PHONE IMMEDIATELY AND CALL ME BACK TILL I GIVE YOU THE CODE WORD. THIS IS DUE TO JAMMING TELECOMMUNICATION DEVICES IN YOUR COUNTRY AS A RESULT OF THE BOMB EXPLOSION IN A LAGOS MILITARY BASE.

  30. You get what you deserve! by mabu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember receiving the Nigerian scam letters in snail mail 10 years ago. I laughed then at anyone who was STUPID enough to fall for the idea that that they're going to get a few million dollars for doing next to nothing.

    My feeling on this scan is this: It's a litmus test for idiots, to separate money from greedy morons that don't deserve to have it. I actually like this scam circulating because it's quite efficient at keeping lusers occupied with the idea that they can get something for nothing so they don't bother the rest of us with their boneheaded get-rich-quick schemes.

    I could do without the spam for sure, but this scam serves two useful purposes:

    1. It reinforces my impression that Nigeria is probably the last place on earth I would want to visit or do business with.

    2. It helps extricate money from people who don't deserve to have it. If you fall for this scam, you deserve to lose your money. It's like financial survival of the fittest.

  31. A drastic solution to spam and 'noise'. by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
    I am very tempted to configure my primary address to refuse any message that is not:
    1. GPG/PGP signed.
    2. Signer's public key is in a trusted keyserver (MIT, etc)
    3. The key listed on the server has been signed.
    4. The person who signed the key is somebody I know/trust.

    This is a drastic solution, but is slightly more scalable than a 'white list'. The first two rules alone should eliminate spam, the 'trust relationship' eliminates the remaining 'noise'.

    The big advantage is that it allows me to receive email not only from my friends, but also from friends-of-friends. If I expand the 'meta-trust' relationship further (friends of friends of friends, etc) then the pool eventually includes everybody, assuming you believe the 'six degrees of separation' theory :-)

    (BTW, nice troll there, PhysicsGenius.)

  32. Some Nigerian scam resources by khym · · Score: 2
    Two good resources on the Nigerian scam:
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  33. You'd need more than that... by acb · · Score: 2

    A lot of spam these days is run by the Russian Mafia (in particular much of the porn is). You probably wouldn't want to mess with them unless you had very good protection.

  34. Re:My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by Goonie · · Score: 2

    True, but there's already another woman up on the same charge, apparently.

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  35. A reply to a Nigerian scammer on the Spam Letters by kcbrown · · Score: 2
    From The Spam Letters:

    Subject: Re: confidentaility
    To: hamza kalu <hamzakalu@yahoo.com>
    From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
    Date: 08/08/2001

    Jonathan Land,

    If you disturb me again i will use african vodoo agaainst you. You will loose your manhood and may die infact i am looking at you now from a calabash of water and wondering if i should strike you dead but i see a girl an innocent girl, her spirit is strong i will let you pass this time. Hamza.
    Hamza, You're the funniest fucker in the world. I'd like to see your African Voodoo against my American Technology. I'm a top muckity-muck in the Department Of Defense. I'll have a Smart Bomb in your lap faster than you can play Hot Potato with it. They'll be picking those voodoo pins out of the remnants of your ass right up until the funeral. So seriously, I'm not a cop or anything: a) Are you even remotely near Nigeria?
    b) How many people do you send emails like this out to, and how many actually fall for it?
    c) Why did you keep writing back to me when I was obviously yanking you harder than a wood chipper? I could imagine that you deal with a lot of humorless folks in this line of work, and I might be a breath of fresh air. Essentially, I'm really curious... how well has this racket worked for you? According to this site: http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/ the scam you're running is actually a major industry in Nigeria, so I guess it's going well. Jon
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  36. Even pros go for it by magi · · Score: 2

    In Finnish news yesterday, an ex-minister was charged of debt fraud. He had taken loans from various sources to pay for his losses in Nigerian letter scams. He estimates that he lost about $350,000 in the scams.

    Olavi J. Mattila was previously Finnish Foreign Minister, Minister of Trade and Industry, and Minister of Foreign Trade. That is, a major political figure. He was also the CEO of some large Finnish multi-billion-dollar companies (such as Valmet, a world-known machinery company) and a presidential councellor. His education was a Master of Engineering and Master of Economic Science. He retired in 1982.

    So he wasn't just a dabbler in business. Perhaps he was getting senile at his current age of 84.

    So no wonder people fall for the scams...

  37. Re:Desk top murderers? by vidarh · · Score: 2
    First of all, Nigeria only recently got an elected president. Yes they have tons of problems, but at least the present government seems to try to do something about it.

    But it is hard to do so efficiently when the military is still incredibly strong, when heavy arms is easy to get hold of, and the country is split both along religious lines (christian and muslem) and along tribal lines

    However, this is NOT about spamming. This is about fighting organized crime. Several people have met their death from following up on 419 letters and then trying to get their money back. This is about crime syndicates getting funding through fraud. They are a major part of the reason Nigeria is in as deep trouble as it is.

    And they cause problems not only for people directly affected, but for Nigerians everywhere. In many places credit cards issued in Nigeria aren't accepted by some companies (British Airways is a recent case, don't know if they changed their policy again) because the amount of fraud done by the crime syndicates is too high for them to bear.

    It also causes problems for legitimate Nigerian businesses, who are scrutinized extra, or even just not considered for business deals because of the risk of fraud.

  38. Re:Islamic Law? by vidarh · · Score: 2
    Only if the scammer live and/or operate in one of the states in Northern Nigeria that has implemented Sharia and is a muslim.

  39. Re:My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by vidarh · · Score: 2
    While my (Nigerian) girlfriend would likely agree with you, keep in mind that Sharia is "only" in use by the Islamic states in the North, and only for muslims, and has actually been declared illegal and a violation of the constitution by the federal government.

    So while that might not stop them from carrying out sentences, it is certainly not something that affects all of Nigeria.

    That aside though, my girlfriend has some quite horrifying stories about the level of crime in Nigeria, and for white people there's the added issue that we're practically signposts saying "tourists" and "easy targets" for criminals.

  40. Re:Congolese variant (with Slashdot relevance) by vidarh · · Score: 2

    Eh, no. Haven't kept up with "current" events? Zaire is now the Democratic republic of Congo. Don't confuse it with Congo, though as that is another country.

  41. Re:Nigeria has computers and Internet conections? by vidarh · · Score: 2

    Islamic law is only in force in the Islamic states in the north of Nigeria, and they are only applied to muslims.

  42. "Beware 419" by pieterh · · Score: 2
    Driving through Lagos, you will often see houses with "Beware 419" or "This House is NOT for Sale" painted in large on their walls.

    I asked my Nigerian friend what this meant. She said 419 is the criminal code for fraud. Foreigners in Lagos looking to buy or rent houses are taken by fraudulent estate agents to see nice villas. They get a nice tour of the hours (thanks to a corrupt servant), sign a lease or agreement, pay a deposit (usually up to a year's rent), and then receive the keys. When the real owners turn up, all hell breaks loose.

    This is a whole industry. Ironically, one of my friend's uncles did this as a living.

    Nigeria is an interesting country. The scam letters, faxes, and emails are nothing compared to the incredible behaviour of some people on the ground.

    However... don't get the wrong idea about Nigeria and Africa in general. The vast majority of people are, like everywhere else, decent and hard working. Getting up at 5am, getting home at 9pm, this is the standard rule for most employees. Given the lack of any long-term prospects for most people (a bank once told me a 'long-term' loan, for an established business, was 3 months) it's actually not surprising people turn to fraud and corruption.

  43. Re:simple. by Webmoth · · Score: 2

    It's an attempt at humor. A lame one, but worth 5 karma points nonetheless. :-) Not a bit of it is true.

    That said, most of the Nigerian Foreign Bank Account Scam spam is probably from some thug in a smoke-filled back room behind Joe's Leather Shop in Muncie (sp?), Indiana with a PFY spoofing IP's. Or something like that. Regardless, it's fun to speculate what "high-tech" must be in third world countries.

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  44. Re:Who is worse? The scammer or the accomplice by Steve+B · · Score: 2
    The best scams hook the victim into doing (or attempting to do) something illegal. That discourages them from calling the cops.

    One classic example is the "money duplicator" scam. The pitch revolves around a gadget that can supposedly produce perfect counterfeits, but takes several hours per bill (the scammer is supposedly willing to sell it because he needs a large amount of money right away). The gadget is demonstrated using a concealed real bill. By the time the victim realizes that the machine isn't producing any more money (another reason for the "several hours per bill" bit), the scammer is long gone and the victim has had time to realize that he can't call the cops without admitting his own intent to print and circulate funny money.

    Yeah, it sounds too stupid to fool anyone capable of walking upright, but then so does the Nigerian bank scam.

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  45. Re:My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by vidarh · · Score: 2
    :-)

    I think the issue that makes it worse for white people visiting Nigeria (or other African countries for that matter) is that a large part of the white people visiting will be from relatively wealthy countries compared to the country they are visiting, so a white guy visiting Nigeria will be relatively likely to have what to a local would be a lot of money. That incentive isn't as likely to be there for criminals in Scotland that see a Nigerian tourist.

    But your point is well taken, any outsider is an easier target because they are less likely to know what places to avoid, where to get help, or how to act.

    I certainly don't think Nigerians in general are any worse than people elsewhere (I would certainly not be living with a Nigerian woman if they were). Just that as you say there are some bad people everywhere, but more of them will be ready to take the step from minor things to serious crimes when their most likely alternative is poverty, and even more so when there are easy, tempting targets available...

    Unfortunately it reflects badly on good people as well. In the case of developing countries like Nigeria that effect is perhaps even worse than the crime itself - being deprived of foreign investment and aid because of fear of being defrauded or otherwise becoming victims of crime likely costs developing countries billions.

  46. Positive Atheism and the need for kings & prie by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Cactus Ed Abbey

    Ironic that God's view of things kind of parallels this.

    Judah wanted a king to lead them instead of God, and they also refused to deal with God directly for their spiritual needs, therefore raising a need for intermediary priests (Aaron and then the Levites) for this purpose.

    When it comes down to fundamentals, both priests and kings were raised by Atheism diluting Theism. I guess that makes `positive atheism' a perpetual self-employment program - albeit not normally a Latin-based one - exactly like the assumption-based preisthoods that they in principle oppose.

    Have you had enough irony in your diet today? (-:
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  47. Dead right by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    In todays news, a man was found shot dead, the only clue to his identity was a staplegun full of sharp, rusty staples...

    Sad but true. That's exactly what would happen.
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  48. Honest Nigerian Politicians Looking For Help by billstewart · · Score: 2
    OK, it's nice that there are real Nigerian politicians asking you not to send money to fake corrupt Nigerian politicians and fake corrupt widows and orphans of real corrupt Nigerian politicians, but it's getting pretty close to advertising for the whole business - at least one Anti-419 site I've seen was mainly there to promote the author's book on the 419 Scam. Is leaving your address with an Anti-419 site really helpful, or is it more like sending an "unsubscribe me please" note to a spammer? Is it really going to help Honest Nigerian Politicians stamp out the corrupt ones, or is it going to help Underpaid Nigerian Politicians find the guys with money and get a piece of their action? Is it going to find the spammers and get their email access cut off? Or can you do that without trashing all of Nigeria's real email or forwarding them all the Korean Schools Relay Spam?

    Real Corruption in Nigeria - and Shell Oil

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