Blizzard removes Orcs from Warcraft III

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Blizzard removes Orcs from Warcraft III

Posted by CmdrTaco on Monday April 1, 2002 @11:06AM from the but-i-want-them-now dept.

Skyfire writes "According to GameSpot, it looks like Blizzard is dropping the Orcs from Warcraft 3. They also say that this will delay the game somewhat."

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What's next by reflexreaction · 2002-04-01 11:08 · Score: 3, Funny

What are they gonna do now remove the One ring from LOTR?

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1. Re:What's next by m_chan · 2002-04-01 11:13 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  What are they gonna do now remove the One ring from LOTR?
  
  No, just the Orcs.
Re:and in other news by Xoro · 2002-04-01 11:09 · Score: 4, Funny

everyone has decided that april fools day stories are neither funny nor clever.

Too bad they didn't have you write them all, Chuckles.

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finally. by beckett · 2002-04-01 11:10 · Score: 4, Funny

i'm glad orks are being dropped. considering what they did to azeroth the last time they were in a game, i'm not suprized with blizzard's decision.

they cause nothing but problems for the humans!
The Orcs have retained counsel... by bc90021 · 2002-04-01 11:14 · Score: 5, Funny

...and will be suing Blizzard for damages. While no immediate figures were given, it is said that the head Orc mentioned in a press release that "all his people would be without land or job", and that "Blizzard would have to account for the loss of all potential conquerings, and any and all potential earnings his people might therefore derive from said conquerings".

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Re:AAAAHHH! by jaritsu · 2002-04-01 11:14 · Score: 3, Funny

thats like, 4 of the 7 signs isn't it?
Man... by meggito · 2002-04-01 11:18 · Score: 5, Funny

I'm just glad I'm not one of the poor subscribers who is PAYING for every time they view slashdot today.
Re:Well? by nomadic · 2002-04-01 11:31 · Score: 5, Funny

What's REAL and What's FAKE today?

The fake stories are the ones that are improbable, derived from obscure news sources, and hard to verify. Oops, wait, you're right, how are we going to tell them from the usual slashdot stories?
The Key to April Fools by MBCook · 2002-04-01 11:45 · Score: 5, Funny
The key to April Fools jokes is sublety. If slashdot posted one or two, it would be good. If they posted one, then put a bunch more in some little "Site-Seeing" type thing, then that would be good. But when at least the last 6 stories are jokes, you've taken it too far.
Also, these stories are by no means subtle. Linus giving up Linux? CPAN becomming CJAN? A rootkit package in the Debian archives? These are by no means subtle.
Let's review what, IMHO, /. should or could have done. Below is a list of stories that would have been good:
- Debian Woody Released
- Apple Brings Back G4 Cube
- Apple Drops New iMac
- Cowboy Bebop Dropped by Cartoon Network for Being Too Violent
- President Bush Supports SSSSCA (well, maybe that's more of a Halloween thing)
- AMD to Release Hammer Line of Processors on March 1st
- ATI to Buy Matrox (the nVidia one is just too obvious)
- Dell Buys Gateway
- Michael Cook Declared President (I can wish can't I?)
- An article on some of the best known, most misunderstood, worst, stupidest, etc. April Fools jokes ever
- Apple Announces That They Intend to Port OS X to Intel Boxes
- Sony Buys Square
- Microsoft Buys Sega
- I Buy Lunch (well, maybe this one happened.)
So please remember this post next year, and let's be a little more realistic.
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So what? by r_j_prahad · 2002-04-01 11:47 · Score: 4, Funny

Blizzard removes Orcs from Warcraft? Big Deal. I'm waiting for the headline that says....

"Slashdot Removes Cowboy Neal from Polls"

Now THAT would be NEWS!
Re:If this isn't an April Fool's joke... by daeley · 2002-04-01 11:55 · Score: 3, Funny

Anything that lame and in "totally-like-valley-girl speak" has to be made up.

Dude, don't be so, like, bogus, okay?

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In related news... by gvonk · 2002-04-01 12:15 · Score: 3, Funny

...When asked for comment on the fact that there are still over a million Warcraft II players out there, he simply said "Your command, master."

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