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Carnivore Update
A reader writes: "Yahoo has a news item about the continued use of DCS-1000 AKA Carnivore. Looks like it's being used more than ever, and some privacy groups are still fighting in court for more disclosure about its use."
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carnivores suck... I'm a vegitarian
-- Adam
Slashdork was to busy with April fools to pick up this story yesterday.
Slashdot should commit suicide before it is taken
over by The Beast of Redmond.
The goatse effect is the aftermath of seeing the goatse.cx anus picture. Here is the effect of posting the picture to some one known as "gull 13"
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I wonder what they will do with all the april fool jokes polluting their data?
Try it! Library of Babel
government lucifer cult hijacking money laundering sex scandal nuclear biological weapon arms revolution revolt uprising battle war underground kill murder maim harm homicide genecide koran jew christian dogs poison anthrax liberal communist ultra right wing president govenor congressman senator council member school board columbine
...gee... think that might register a few keywords?
[news for me, stuff that doesn't matter]
Every day penguins are sexually abused by Linux users, yet animal rights groups like PETA don't care. In this submission, I will reveal the the horrors of being a penguin trapped by a Linux user, and the history of this depraved phenomenon.
A little over 10 years ago, I met a man named Linus Torvalds. Linus was still straight at that point. (I know that will suprise most of you.) He had just created an operating system which would eventually be called Linux. Linus asked me to be the mascot for this new OS, and I agreed. If I knew then what I know now, I never would have agreed.
Linus went downhill as a result of using GCC. He became a homosexual shortly afterwards and released his OS under the GPL. This was the creation of the homosexual Linux culture.
At that point, I knew I should have left, but I didn't. As a result, I was caged by Linus and trapped. He tried to get me drunk many times to have anal sex with me. I am proud to say Linus was never sucessful. This led to Linus getting other Linux homos to dress up as a penguin to engage in disgusting homosexual sex acts.
This goes on for a few years. Some Linux homos abducted penguins from zoos. You probably heard about the mysterious zoo break ins where only the penguins were missing. Linux users were behind it.
Then the dotcom boom happened. With newly formed Linux companies like VA Resea^H^H^H^Linu^H^H^H^Software having more capital than they deserved, expeditions were sent to Anarctica to abduct more penguins. The dotcom boom made life worse for penguins all over the world.
A few years later the dotcoms crashed. With no money to pay for their AIDS medications, many Linux homos died of AIDS. Many penguins were able to free themselves. Even though Linus isn't dead he left my cage open one night after a heavy session of "debugging his not so monolithic kernel". I saw the opportunity and escaped. Linus sent out a bunch of Linux users after me, but half died of AIDS on their attempt to capture me, and I escaped from them in the ensuing chaos.
Now that I am free, I work to free other penguins.
testing 1...2...3...
Up yours, you pinko!
http://Whatever /Happened /to /Carnivore
/name /may /have /changed /from /Carniv ore /to /DCS /1000 /but /the /controversial /cyber snooping /software /used /by /the /Federal /Bureau / of /Investigation /is /still /on /the /hunt /for / information /and /likely /is /scouring /vast /amou nts /of /Internet /communication /In /fact /Carniv ore /probably /is /chomping /on /more /data /than / ever /as /a /result /of /the /September /11th /ter rorist /attacks /in /the /United /States /Followin g /those /events /it /was /widely /reported /that / the /FBI /installed /its /email /snooping /program / on /several /Internet /service /provider /ISP /net works /around /the /nation /But /a /recent /court / order /may /mean /that /more /information /will /b e /revealed /about /how /Carnivore /works /and /wh at /it /is /being /used /for /according /to /priva cy /advocates
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I think that should "wraiths" of enough people.
Samsung took back my unlocked bootloader because Google wants me to rent movies. They're both evil.
Are you, or have you ever been a member of the communist party?
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration , Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
If this is what it takes in this modern day and age for the law enforcement agencies to protect us, so be it.
Awesome. Since you feel that way, how about i come over and watch your wife shower through an open window?
...which stories were real?
Worst. Song. Ever.
Sorry.
In this post-Columbine, post-9/11 era, I sure wish I had that job. Just imagine looking at little penises and tiny vaginas all day. It'd be heaven!
Your Pal,
Jon Katz
If you're into the Heavies, I guess. I've seen his wife. She makes a Brahman Bull look like a newbown calf.
Jon, I thought Malda had told you to lie low for a while and avoid public exposure like this? You can still keep e-mailing Junis, if you wish.
The owls are not what they seem
This ought to get their attention!
r ..
terrorist.
afghanistan.
osama.
jihad.
marty
attack.
overthrow.
nukes.
destabilize.
wtc
palestine.
yasser.
iran.
iraq.
oil.
saudia arabia.
suicide bombers.
Hmm......maybe carnivore is not such a bad idea after all!