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Blade Director to Adapt 'Akira' For Western Audiences

dswensen writes: "According to the Sci-Fi Channel web site, Steven Norrington (director of Blade) is going to write and direct an adaptation of the classic anime Akira. Norrington says his story 'preserves the tone, the visual and the epic scope of the original, whilst telling a somewhat more accessible story [to Western audiences]." The article doesn't mention whether the adaptation will be animated or live-action. Given Norrington's track record and the butchery that usually takes place under the guise of making something 'accessible,' it's hard to take this as extraordinarily good news."

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  1. uhm.. by waspleg · · Score: 2, Funny

    take a hint: live action sucks
    (eg: The Tick)

    if they're goign to make a movie based on a classic anime it should stay anime

    $.02

  2. so like by digitalsushi · · Score: 5, Funny

    more accessible story [to Western audiences]

    Tetsuo: Kaneda!!!!!
    Kaneda: Tetsuo!!!!!
    Tetsuo: Kaneda!!!!!
    Kaneda: Tetsuo!!!!!
    Tetsuo: Kaneda!!!!!
    Kaneda: "I'm getting too old for this [expletive]"

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    1. Re:so like by minusthink · · Score: 3, Funny

      you forgot the intermittent explosions.

      so it actually should be like:

      Tetsuo: Kaneda!!!!!
      ::motor cycle explodes::
      Kaneda: Tetsuo!!!!!
      ::building explodes::
      Tetsuo: Kaneda!!!!!
      ::tokyo explodes::
      Kaneda: Tetsuo!!!!!
      ::tokyo explodes::
      Tetsuo: Kaneda!!!!!
      ::tokyo explodes::
      Kaneda: Tetsuo!!!!!
      ::kaneda explodes::

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    2. Re:so like by PopeAlien · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah! thats it!

      And we're going to have to do something with the end too.

      instead of:
      "Its.. Its.. Like a cosmic rebirth!"

      it should be:
      "Sh*t! [explosion]".

      ..Then the building collapses, and as the dust clears, Bruce Willis crawls out of the debris with a small cut above his right eyebrow.

      Hell this is easy, I should make a more 'accesible' version myself..

  3. hi by Troll+McClure · · Score: 0, Funny

    Im Troll McClure
    You may remember me from such Films As
    Its a Cartoon superhero festival and japanese films, not just rubbish!

    can i Would like to Announce that I am Playing the Part of AKIRA in the new adaptation!

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  4. Norrington? by Rampant+Atrocity · · Score: 5, Funny

    Norrington told the Reporter that his draft "preserves the tone, the visual and the epic scope of the original, whilst telling a somewhat more accessible story [to Western audiences]."

    Akira: dude? where's my motorcycle?

  5. Here's a scary thought- by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Fist of the North Star Live action"

    Yeah, I'm real hopeful about Akira... ~sigh~

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  6. What _is_ Akira about. by BusterB · · Score: 3, Funny

    I challenge anyone to describe the plot of Akira in a way that is accessible to anyone. Come on folks, have you actually looked at the movie? It may be a great work of animation, but the story seems to be:

    Kid rides around future city on motorcycle, gets mixed up with big, secret blob monster, girl gets absorbed by blob monster, scary stuffed animals, blob monster dies eventually, lots of gore and squish.

    Perhaps this is some ancient Japanese folk legend that I don't know about?

    1. Re:What _is_ Akira about. by AnalogBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't bash the dolls, man.

      You haven't been frightened until you've had a nightmare while staring your childhood "teddy bear" in his newly befanged face, while "Dolls Polyphony" was mysteriously playing.

      Of course, my teddy was actually a rabbit. Which didn't make it any better.

  7. Oh shit by Da3m0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    Akira is my favorite movie, without question. I watch it, without fail, every single night, and will continue too until the day I die. Now I don't want some hack to come in and destroy the good name and image for those who haven't experienced it's amazing presence. And what the hell anyway could he change to appeal to more "western audiences". I mean the fucking movie is set in Japan, part of it's appeal is that it is "Japanese" and fuck all who would care otherwise. Go watch Starship Troopers if you want a good american sci-fi but don't fuck up a legacy.

  8. Re:Typical holywood! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's based on a classic SF novel by Robert Heinlein.

    You mean it's based on the back of a classic SF novel by Robert Heinlein, right?.

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  9. Re:just keep the original by jellybear · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about trying to stick a fish in your ear? I think I read about it in a book, and it was supposed to work...

  10. Actually Disney should remake this by jellybear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Disney could bring the artwork up to date, giving the characters a more modern, American look and feel. Like they did with Winnie the Pooh and Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Robin Williams could add some comic relief. It'd be great.

  11. Akira On Ice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He didn't actually say it would be a *movie*. I'm guessing the production is:

    Akira On Ice! With Brian Boitano in the lead!

    Coming soon to your city!

  12. More accessable version by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Funny
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  13. Re:can't turn crap into gold by jad0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Anonymous Coward, huh? You've never even seen it. That much is evident from your comments about big eyes and a loose plot.

    Anonymous Coward riling people up again? Jeez, seems to be he posts in *every* story, a hell of a lot too - I think it's time he started looking for a job.

    :)
  14. Why don't we try.... by Herak · · Score: 2, Funny
    Why don't we try getting some Japanese anime creators to "adapt" some American films and TV for a Japanese audience?

    Ally McBeal:
    "Oh no!! This dancing mutant cyborg baby will destroy us all!!"

    LotR: The Fellowship
    "Hobbit..... Transformer..... POWER!!"

    Friends:
    "Mua hahaha... Chandler will think we're his roommates up until the minute we drink his soul energy!"

    Scream:
    "What's your FAVORITE tentacle movie?"

    I could go on forever....