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SETI@Home Close to Half-Billionth Result

Jonathan writes: "SETI@Home, the largest distributed computing project in the world, is on the verge of receiving its 500 millionth result. This is a major milestone for both the project and distributed computing as a whole. Oh, and if you still need some added incentive to get involved, there's a $500 reward for the user who returns the milestone result."

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  1. the original? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, now all you folks staring at the pretty screensaver really ought to be cracking keys for Distributed.net.

    If everyone just jumped on RC5, we'd have the 128-bit key done by now, and ET would still be there waiting for us. If you're going to talk to aliens, shouldn't you at least let them know your computer can brute force a 128-bit encrypted RC5 key? If that doesn't impress them, nothing will. Once they see that, they'll probably show us the secrets of interstellar travel, and eternal life, things like that. But only if we crack keys first, so go download the Dnetc client and get cracking!

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    1. Re:the original? by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Funny

      ET: Greetings, hu-mans. We contact you to usher you into the great community of sentient species!
      Human: We have d3crypt3d ur private k3v/s! \|/3 wi11 h4xxor u!
      ET: Stop that. It's an insult to the dignity of all thinking beings.
      Human: 1 4m s0 3|_33T!
      ET: I didn't wait 10,000 years for my answer to cross the icy depths of space so I could read your sophmoric babblings.
      Human: 1 r0xx0rd u!
      ET: Your puny intellect is no match for our massive weapons!
      Human: Br1|\|g it on! U \|/1|_|_ f34r /|\3!

      Of course, I just assume that alien intelligence is like me. Maybe I'm just too closed-minded to envisage a form of consciousness that isn't driven into a homidical rage by leet-speak.

      Seriously, while there are a great many ways besides SETI you can meet people and waste processor cycles together (I know - keep analysing the ripples in the surface of loch ness until you find the "messages" pixies are sending us from another dimension!) my colleagues at Oxford have managed to come up with something genuinely useful to do with your spare processor cycles.

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  2. So about this reward... by dbolger · · Score: 2, Funny

    $500 reward for the user who returns the milestone result.
    lol, I bet the winner is some guy who just signed up for the project the day before - the SETI@Home version of a Slashdot first post ;)

  3. Re:$500??? by dbolger · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the milestone is the half-billionth result, rather than actual contact with ET, tho with all the celebrating I'd do if I made first contact, I think that $500 might just about cover my nights alcohol purchases ;)

  4. Bankrupt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    i thought @Home was dead?

  5. Could be pretty soon... by Anenga · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since some guy on Regis and Kelly predicted that a major UFO sighting will happen sometime between May and June!

  6. Re:Anyone using this instead of folding, sucks by idontneedanickname · · Score: 3, Funny

    yeah but one way or the other SETI@home is better, if we find alliens they might show us not only how to cure diseas but also boost us by several 100 years worth of research in other fields like physics etc. and on the other hand if they're destructive and (well duh...) destroy us, then we don't have to worry about disease! didn't that make ur day?
    --tzan

  7. Re:Anyone using this instead of folding, sucks by NecroPuppy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but you know that the first sign of alien "intelligence" that we find is going to be the intersteller version of "MAKE MONEY FAST".

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  8. Re:$500??? by sandidge · · Score: 4, Funny

    the movie and book rights, plus revenues from public speaking by the individual who finds ET

    Yeah, that'd be a thrilling movie, book, speech. Basically:

    day 1: checked my computer, no result
    day 2: checked my computer, no result
    day 254: checked my computer, screensaver turned off... turned it back on, disaster averted, no result.
    day 675: checked my computer, no result
    day 676: checked my computer, n.... hold on... no, that's nothing, no result

    etc, etc

  9. Re:Perfect Timing.... by Uberminky · · Score: 1, Funny
    I'm not sure if you're joking or what, and I don't mean to troll, but I have to ask this question to anyone who feels like replying: why is SETI worthy of respect? (I know my karma's gonna take a hit for that one.. Oh well.) It's your CPU time to do with as you please, I know. It just seems like a collosal waste of time to me. But we're all entitled to our opinions. We're all free to burn our time and our money as we see fit. That's cool with me. It's just confusing. If anyone thinks they have a good explanation for me, I'd love to hear it! I'm totally serious. The whole thing confuses me. I will concede, there were a couple of months back in 1998 or so (I was in high school) when my computer was crunching RC5 keys. Why? I don't know what I was thinking. The winner got a couple of grand. Maybe I wanted to show off how fast my 31337 new computer was. But I'm out of high school, and I still use the same computer, and its 1337 factor has diminished with time...

    Ok, I just realized I've spent the last 10 minutes writing a Slashdot post. It's probably time I grew out of that, too. (Ooooh, my karma's gonna be smoking... hehe. You'd think I would learn my lesson about questioning the groupthink, from the whole Freenet thing. Ahh well. Burn, karma, burn!! ;)

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  10. I am faster than all of those computers together. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here is the answer that 500 million of the results provided: 500,000,000 * "no".

  11. Nah... by Junta · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they are really that advanced, they have no MS in their society, and therefore can no longer fathom the thought of "viruses".
    Or, it could be like Independence Day, where the alien society obviously never had script kiddies so our 1337 virus technology will screw them over and allow a few F18s to blow the hell out of them...

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  12. Re:so whats the reward if you find the aliens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Better still is the Kids In The Hall's take on it:

    "We've been anally probing for years now, and the only thing we've found is that 1 in 10 of them don't really mind it that much!"