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Workstations 'Dirtier Than Toilets'

hettb writes "How often do you clean your keyboard and surrounding work area? A recent study (also discussed here) found that computer workstations harbour 400 times more health threatening bacteria than the average toilet seat. If you're anything like me, spending most of both professional and personal time in front of your computer, this is sobering news. "

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  1. I'll lick my space bar if you lick your toilet rim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Deal? ;)

  2. Solution: move to the toilet... by Insightfill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think of it - cleaner environment - no more wasted trips, the possibilities...

  3. So? by Xenopax · · Score: 5, Funny

    I doubt many people catch that many diseases from toilets. I know it's common for people to become paranoid about using a public toilet for health reasons, but it's absurd. Just don't sit in anything wet or lick your hands afterwards and you'll be fine. That goes for using both a computer and a toilet.

    1. Re:So? by AntiNorm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just don't sit in anything wet or lick your hands afterwards and you'll be fine. That goes for using both a computer and a toilet.

      If you're sitting in something wet at your workstation, it's time to lay off the pr0n sites.

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  4. My workstation by svferris · · Score: 4, Funny
  5. Re:Clean everything by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah thats cool.... I'm a bachlor myself. :-)

  6. Thank god! by soulsteal · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was browsing Slashdot, fighting the urge to lick my desk, when I saw this article. Good thing too....

  7. Sounds reasonable by JHromadka · · Score: 4, Funny

    I completely believe this. I have a coworker that has a 3 year-old cup of coffee that he keeps on his desk. It's mighty furry. He jokes that it will cure cancer one day. :)

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  8. Re:Well .. i suppose by JesseL · · Score: 5, Funny
    anti-bacterial hand satatizer(tm)

    Whoah, I read "anti-bacterial hand satanizer(tm)" for a moment there. Scary stuff.

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  9. Re:Getting things out of proportion by VRisaMetaphor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly! And I don't know about you, but the fact that my immune system is capable of handling environments 400 times filthier than the average toilet seat makes me feel pretty damn studly. Now excuse me while I clean the john with my tongue.

  10. Let's be frank by selectspec · · Score: 5, Funny

    The same could be said about most system admins too.

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  11. Think of the Children! by gdyas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear God! Our poor little babies being babysat by the computers are catching bacterial infections from our filthy, filthy electronics!

    Support the Child Online Cleanliness Act (COCA) to mandate child-safe bacterial filters on all library computers!

    Stop the scourge of scurvy being brought home by your children using the same computer as some scuzzy homeless person!

    Lord knows I always keep a box of handy-wipes by the computer for, um, cleanliness' sake.

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  12. Re:Clean everything by scott1853 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminds me of the wise George Carlin. Something to the effect of "I don't get sick, ya know why? Cause I used to swim in the Hudson river, covered in feces, and it builds up your immune system."