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  1. Re:is it real on Man Physically Assaulted At McDonald's For Wearing Digital Eye Glasses · · Score: 1

    But there are pics! Ergo, it must have happened.

  2. Re:TV ain't broken? on TV Isn't Broken, So Why Fix It? · · Score: 1

    I'm with you. Trouble is, most people assume I don't have cable because I can't afford it. I told my parents I was canceling cable, and they started buying groceries for me. Not that I'm complaining.

  3. Re:Marvel should sue on Lawmaker Reintroduces WikiLeaks Prosecution Bill · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd ask you who "Nick Furry" is, but I'm afraid of what the answer might be.

  4. Re:I can't wait to... on StarCraft II Closed Beta Begins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stop poking me!

  5. Re:Logic Pro anyone? One less Windows product on Apple Buys Lala Music Streaming, But Why? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Has the Windows version of iTunes aver lacked feature parity with the Windows version?

    I would have to say no.

  6. Re:This list is horrible on 10 Business Lessons I Learned From Playing D&D · · Score: 1

    I admire your confidence in attacking his analysis when you clearly haven't read the article.

  7. Re:I would prefer... on Video Game Adaptation In the Works For A Song of Fire and Ice · · Score: 1

    I'm curious to know why you think Brienne is not a "good" character? I find her just as interesting and her story just as compelling as any other character in the series.

  8. Re:I would prefer... on Video Game Adaptation In the Works For A Song of Fire and Ice · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why people think Feast for Crows sucked. To me, it was just more of the same great stuff.

  9. Re:Mormans are right! Lost tribes found on Oldest Skeleton In New World Discovered · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, everyone knows the plural of Morman is Mormen.

  10. Re:MythTV increasingly impractical (digital and HD on MythTV Allows Multiple Front-Ends On Wide Range of Platforms · · Score: 1

    So you're saying MythTV is still useful for people who, like your grandmother, don't own a computer? That does not compute.

  11. Re:start flaming on Spore System Specs Released, Creature Creator Coming Soon · · Score: 4, Funny

    In soviet Russia, RAM loves EWE!

  12. Re:Monster cable has been taking advantage... on Monster Cables Pushes Around the Wrong Small Company · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks for the warning. You've convinced me not to use coat hangers in my setup.

  13. Rubber on Smart Rubber Promises Self-Mending Products · · Score: 1

    I can't wait an hour when my rubber breaks :(

  14. Re:Where's the Crisis!?!?!?!?! on What Is Your Game of the Year? · · Score: 1

    "The Foce Unleashed." You misspelled "Feces."
  15. Re:I for one welcome our hair-extended overlords on Ask Turbine's Jeff Anderson About LOTRO · · Score: 1

    No, that's Gandalf's eye, you fool. Now put him down and stare into Peregrine Took instead. You might get better results.

  16. Re:Hah! on Video Games Conquer The Elderly · · Score: 1

    Indeed. "The Wii is for kiddies and old people" is much better.

  17. Re:Quote in summary is bad. on Video Games Conquer The Elderly · · Score: 1

    As someone who just turned 40, I would prefer to be called Eldar.

    But I'd settle for Chaos Marine.

  18. Re:wear the foam earplugs on Active Noise-Canceling Headsets In Server Rooms? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, it's not like you can't control that. Just stop blinking so loud.

  19. Re:I don't get it. on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 5, Funny
    Heaven falls. Details at eleven.
    -- Robert Jordan

    Fucker can't even finish a 6 word story. Guess we'll have to buy the sequel....
  20. Re:FUR on EA Aiming For 50% Innovation · · Score: 1

    Mammary glands will turn this game from a "T for teen" to an "M for mature". Not saying it's right; that's just what's going to happen.

  21. Re:3.5 million years? on Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle · · Score: 1

    Fuck you! I am not a chimp.

  22. Re:Dead? So? on PBS To Air Six New Monty Python Specials · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think he meant he wanted Graham Chapman inserted into George Lucas.

    And in his final paragraph, he obviously wants Jar-Jar inserted into George Lucas as well.

  23. Re:Duke Nukem needs a DNR on Duke Nukem Forever Tops Vaporware List · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would be so embarassing! Thank god my shoes don't have buttons.

  24. Re:Heft on New Fatal1ty Gaming Mouse · · Score: 1

    I know exactly what you mean! The other day I was talking about cutlery, and I needed to use the word knofe.

  25. Factual Error on Blizzard Banhammer Kills 18k · · Score: 1

    I don't think Blizzard developed Banhammer 18k. I believe that was THC.