George Lucas May Be Completely Evil

gabec writes "Sci-fi Wire is reporting a couple rumors about the changes being made to the original Star Wars trilogy for its next release. That being that Natalie Portman may be being inserted into Episode VI: Return of the Jedi and that universally reviled Jar Jar Binks may be being inserted into Episode IV: A New Hope. May The Force forbid." Mind you this is reported as rumor, but it's so unsurprisingly possible...

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Candidates for new name

[volpe]

What will it be called, Super Special Edition? Speciai Edition Pro? 32-Bit Special Edition Turbo?

Star Wars Millenium Edition
Star Wars XP
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Re:Stupid Star Wars nerds

[brokenbeaker]

"You're like abused wives. You keep coming back for more, even though it hurts"

Is there any need to show this degree of insensitivity to abused women?

Re:Stupid Star Wars nerds

[oni]

my .3006 will scare you

an M-1?

Re:Stupid Star Wars nerds

[BadTuna]

Who's the moderator who thought this comment warranted a 4 and thought it was funny? I guess each spends to much time sucking on their monitors.

Four eyes

[hokanomono]

I want to recommend the Movie Tokyo Eyes to you. The story will remind you of your experience, as your post reminds me of the movie, and finally Hinano Yoshikawa is cute, although i would not suggest her as a substitute to Natalie or even Jar Jar Portman. Anyway, Padme is married to Anakin.. so who will be the lovely princess in Episode III?

Re:Episode III spoiler

[spir0]

you want sponsorship to make this into a movie lad? I got an email from some guy in nigeria who might just have the cash to pay for this.