George Lucas May Be Completely Evil

gabec writes "Sci-fi Wire is reporting a couple rumors about the changes being made to the original Star Wars trilogy for its next release. That being that Natalie Portman may be being inserted into Episode VI: Return of the Jedi and that universally reviled Jar Jar Binks may be being inserted into Episode IV: A New Hope. May The Force forbid." Mind you this is reported as rumor, but it's so unsurprisingly possible...

Comments

Re:Stupid Star Wars nerds

[Anonymous Coward]

Please mod the parent down for extreemly poor taste.
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Anyone who could consider this a "Funny" quip, really doesn't know the reality.

Re:Stupid Star Wars nerds

[oni]

and I scared him off with my katana.

don't listen to those other replies. I think u did a good thing.

Re:Stupid Star Wars nerds

[global_diffusion]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Natalie Portman / Carrie Fisher lesbian scene!

dumb nerds is right..

[SethJohnson]

I love that scene in Indiana Jones where he dispatches some dumb nerd with his pistol.

What in the fuck do you have a fake samurai sword for? Get a life and go outside and find a girlfriend you can beat up. Sheesh.

Re:No need for hysteria

[cpeterso]

The main rumor is that Portman will film a "flashback" scene to be inserted into ROTJ when Luke asks Leia if she remembers her mother.

Maybe the flashback will include Portman breastfeeding Leia?

Episode inconsistency

[Dag Maggot]

When Annakin reunites with C3p0 on the farm in Episode II, c3p0 has obviously spent years there languishing through
Anakin's adolelesence, so why is that when C3p0 goes to the farm AGAIN in episode IV, he doesn't recognise it? I think
it's a fairy large plot hole that could be filled with some revisionist history on Episode IV.

Maybe C3p0 takes a blaster
hit which fries his memory, while escaping from the Emperial Ship , or maybe the Jawa's wipe it.