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George Lucas May Be Completely Evil

Posted by chrisd on from the historical-revisionism-stinks dept.

gabec writes "Sci-fi Wire is reporting a couple rumors about the changes being made to the original Star Wars trilogy for its next release. That being that Natalie Portman may be being inserted into Episode VI: Return of the Jedi and that universally reviled Jar Jar Binks may be being inserted into Episode IV: A New Hope. May The Force forbid." Mind you this is reported as rumor, but it's so unsurprisingly possible...

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  1. Re:Stupid Star Wars nerds by The_dev0 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Good on you buddy! Don't listen to these skirts, they've watched too many movies. Dead shits like him that beat their women are generally pussies when thrown in the mix with a real bloke anyway.

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  2. Re:May not be that bad. by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I lost any respect for Alec Guinness when he bad-mouthed that fan for having no life, and his attitude towards Star Wars generally.

    graspee

  3. Jeez, have an imagination by WTarrasque · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    He's a protocol droid. How many others are in all the Star Wars movies? How many would there be otherwise? HUNDREDS! THOUSANDS! AT LEAST ONE FOR EACH LANGUAGE! It does say in the article that Lucas says his memory is fried. In Star Wars novels, C3P0 and R2D2 have many many many adventures on their own, going from owner to amazingly crazy owner. Its not hard to imagine neither recognize each other. And R2D2 is only recognizable because Lucas makes him so, cause you don't see a lot of other R2/R4 units that are blue and round.

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