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AOpen Debuts The Funniest Motherboard Ever

Anonymous Coward X-11 writes "Has AOpen gone flipping nuts by putting vacuum tubes on its motherboards? AX4B-533Tube No, it's not replacing logic ICs with discrete components. The tubes are part of the on board audio. Not sure if they are serious about this. April 1 was two months ago." As an owner of a tube headphone amplifier I applaud AOpen's move to accomodate the high-end audio enthusiast, while simultaneous wondering about the ability of a switched psu to properly drive a tube amplification stage cleanly. There's no way this is for real, right? Right? Here's a link that seems to work pretty well. And this looks pretty, well, real. Update: /. reader Jedi1USA noted that HardOCP has more pics of the board.

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0, Funny

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  2. Oh that's what I need... by spoco2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    More heat in my PC Box... that's a top idea. In fact, along with a couple of valves, let's throw in a few radiator elements, then you could have a PC case that you can cook mashmallows on.... mmmm, sweet, sticky goodness.

    1. Re:Oh that's what I need... by squarefish · · Score: 4, Funny

      it's only a matter of time before some mod bastard figures out how to water cool the tube!

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    2. Re:Oh that's what I need... by j1mmy · · Score: 2, Funny

      sweet sticky goodness? my pc gets plenty of that, what with all the porn ...

  3. gonna wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A move in the right direction. I think I'm gonna wait for the version with a tesla coil on it tho.

  4. Tu-be or not Tu-be by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1, Funny

    That is the question.

  5. audiophiles rejoice! by Moosifer · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a once snobbish, now reformed ex-audiophile, I cannot resist but slip back to the affected, bombastic days of my youth and exclaim "It's about freakin' time! Now when are we going to replace these markedly inferior CD-ROMs and DVD-ROMs with the gloriously mellifluous LP-ROM?"

  6. New disk drive also in development for this board. by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 5, Funny

    It uses physical forms actually cut into a vinyl disk to reproduce sound. Rather than a traditional 5 1/4 disk bay it will be a USB 2.0 periperal and look something like these devices. Analog audiophiles rejoice! I play guitar and I do have to say I enjoy the sound of a classic tube amp. I wonder how odd and expensive will it be to say... Uh yeah I need a vacuum tube replacement for my computer.

    Still, could be interesting for your HTPC

  7. Re:Ahhh... by edrugtrader · · Score: 3, Funny

    [Timeout expired]

    uh... so it the odbc connection timed out, or the time it allows to timeout expired?

    i think [ODBC fuckup] explains it much better.

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  8. Well... by cirby · · Score: 5, Funny

    Compared to a high-end Pentium IV, a vacuum tube probably counts as a heat sink...

  9. Your PC is not a '59 Fender Bassman. by tarvo · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a muso who has always used Tube based amps for that rich warm tone that you can only get when those 6L6's and EL84's are glowing a nice red colour I know why you would want to do this as an audiophile. I just don't think it's very smart.

    Here's why;

    Heat - I never rest my beer on top of my amp, not because I'm afraid it will spill. I just don't like warm beer. Half-way through the first set and the top of my Bassman is warm enough to send my beer cool in a few minutes. And that's through 3/4" ply and some varnished covered tweed.

    Heat - A mate of mine who does repairs on guitar amps has cursed the fate of many Mesa Boogie amps of the early - mid 90's, tube tone was no longer passe' but unfortunately, anyone that knew anything about engineering electronics for tube use had become passe. The problem was that the tubes sockets for the Mesa's were soldered right onto the main circuit board - after a few short months of club use these amps were toast! The tubes had caused enough damage to the main board that they had to be replaced. Leo Fender designed his amps so that the tubes were mounted off the main board, and still does to a certain extent.

    Heat - Well kinda, guys, it's just not cool. If you really dig your tunes and are a true audiophile, you'll get yourself a device that is purpose built for the reproduction of music. Yeah, you're 'putey is kewl. But it's not one of these.

    I do think that this board is kinda funny.

  10. Does the Case Have a Window to See the Tube? by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...wondering about the ability of a switched psu to properly drive a tube amplification stage..."

    Five volts will make the filament glow nicely. That's all it will take to convince the tube enthusiasts that the sound is better. No need for the tube to actually do anything.

    To be somewhat less sarcastic, a small switcher could supply 100 volts or so for the plate, or they could use one of the 12 volt tubes that were developed for car radios.

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  11. Firebottle, but not Firewire? by n6mod · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now, I was almost ready to buy one of these, GloFET and all, but there's no Firewire. And since that lovely firebottle takes so much room, there are only 3 PCI slots... One for FW, One for the HD tuner, One for Gigabit, One for SCSI... oops, no more slots.

    On the flip side, I've never been much for case windows...but this board NEEDS a window!

    -Z

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  12. Obligatory pun jokes... by tcc · · Score: 3, Funny


    VACUUM tubes? isn't that the new name for Rambus memory that sucks even more?

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  13. old school by trb · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems that their server is slashdotted, perhaps it too is built using tube technology.

  14. How they came up with this idea... by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny

    (Sitting around one day)

    Bean counter: "You know, people are only willing to pay about $6 for a soundcard. How can we get back to the good old days when people spent great gobs of money replacing high-priced disposable components?

    Engineer: Let's stick a tube in there. Everyone likes the nice fuzzy sound that comes from tubes. Hell, that's why "Turbo Bass" and equalizers are so popular.

    Bean Counter: Sounds good, as long as we get the most outlandish design, so they can't just get parts or repairs from anywhere. We want them to come back to us.

    Engineer: Got it!

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  15. minor spelling correction by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 2, Funny

    As an owner of a tube headphone amplifier

    You misspelled "sucker." Hope this helps, have a nice day.

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  16. Capitalizing on Nostalgia by cwilkins · · Score: 2, Funny
    The next AOpen mobo features:

    More Tubes!

    Coal Fired & Steam Powered!

    Comes in 330lb "Floor Standing Console" case, with beautiful oak finish and mother-of-perl inlay!

    Options:

    5 inch Round-Screen B&W Monitor (shipping weight: 190lbs)

    Latest High-Tech "Keypunch" style keyboard (your neighbors will hear you type)

    Mouse

    Mouse Food

    Preorder yours today!

    And remember: Real Computers Glow in the Dark! (apologies to fellow hams)
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