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Calling All Dungeon Masters
Well, this is not really in Slashdot's main focus, but heck, it's a rare nerd who hasn't at least dabbled in D&D. Wizards of the Coast is looking to build a new campaign world, along the lines of Dragonlance or Forgotten Realms, and they're offering cash prizes. Their document (.doc file; Abiword reads it; try here if that link doesn't work) sums up the contest. Comments in this thread suggest they're looking for medieval fantasy settings. Show some writing flair and creative ability and take home enough cash to buy literally dozens of lead figurines AND a few new D30's... Update: 06/07 20:38 GMT by M : WOTC has the contest on their site now.
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How can BSD be dying when it has girls like this supporting it? The best Linux can come up with is an obese penguin. What are those Linux people smoking? What we need are more free software babes like her. This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox. Even this old Unix guru looks like he's having trouble keeping his wang under control when close to such an amazing babe. This girl has to be one of the hottest ever! I can tell you that I'll be installing BSD after catching sight of her! Linux will never be able to compete until it ditches the fat arctic birdlife and gets itself a mascot like this little hottie.
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If they really wanted BSD to be sexy, they should change their logo to the BSD mare.
i just got a A+ in math, wooohoo!
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[Chorus]
Yeah...
GOATSE is back, trollin' parody of rap
Go on, click that link, view the crater in that crack
Like I told you sell boys, no
JonKatz does that so hopefully you won't have to go through that
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if you don't like that, you can suck my dick
Got an X10 camera, focused on my ass
Wanna see the picture, PayPal me some cash
Threshold under 0, why I got it so low?
Save good trolls on my disk, watchin' all the time for more
So you know I seen it all before
I seen redundant on karma whores when their link post was too late
Crapfloods and mod downs, the two things I hate
A good troll modded up, the two things is great
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G to the izz-O, A to the izz-T, S to the izz-E
(4x to fade out)
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Jesus that girl is hot. I think she should address her adoring fans on Slashdot sometime. Please.....!?
Asswipe.
she's like 25, numbfuck. she even posts here on slashdot.
It's called Harn by Columbia Games.
Nuff said.
Grow up, Em - it's only Slashdot.
And the misunderstood troll king, Catz.
We get this sort of piss-poor crap posted all the time on /. yet articles reporting that the european internet is being held to ransom are ignored.
:-(
I guess if it's american crap then itmust be more important than real stories from anywhere else
When are y'all going to grow up? The real world isn't a dungeons and dragons game. Stop living in your fantasy world... This is the stuff of little kids.
Last time I checked, boobs the size of a moon weren't included in the sailor scout's powers.
two words: casual sex