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  1. Who cares. on 'Star Wars: Clone Wars' Premieres Tonight · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Turn off the TV. Step away from the computer. Go outside. Get a farking life.

  2. What a jackass on Are Linux Zealots Terrorists? · · Score: 0

    Since I didn't want to register to any website that would publish crap like that I have decided to post my comments on that article here:

    I have a hard time seeing wanna be journalists as any different than peadophiles. How do I make this connection? Well, just replace any reference to Linux with "wanna be journalist" or just simply "hack" and terrorist with peadophile. Keep the rest of the article and publish. Same difference.

    Mr. Enderle: You are a hack and an ignorant tool. Unfortnuatly jackasses such as yourself will never get a clue.

    Technewsworld.com: You're just fishing for readers. I hope your servers melt.

    Have a day.
    Mc. Jkl.

  3. Re:It's called Project HAARP.... on Magnetic Poles May Be About To Flip · · Score: 0

    It's run by the Masons, funded by the Shadow Government, and designed by the large Greys that live at Area 51.

    [insert cookoo clock sfx here]

    Have a day.

  4. Durr, uhh on What The Net is Doing to You · · Score: 0

    The Internet makes you stoopid.

  5. This is just silly... on FSF Issues GNU/Linux Name FAQ · · Score: 0

    GNU/Just GNU/goes GNU/to GNU/show GNU/what GNU/a GNU/petty GNU/little GNU/man GNU/RMS GNU/is.

    Bugger the FSF!

    Mk.

  6. To what end? on India Plans Its Own Moon Shot · · Score: 0

    What's the point? What are they going to learn that hasn't been "learned" already? $90M down the tubes.

    PS: How many hamburgers in $90M? Oh, wait... I forgot... Beef - It's what's for the after life.

    Whatever...

  7. Re:Why does the myth persist? on India Plans Its Own Moon Shot · · Score: 0

    I didn't know they allowed internet access in mental hospitals.

  8. Mosquitoes, girlfriends, other annoying critters on Using Your Computer to Repel Pests · · Score: 0

    That's great. I think the next upgrade should repell my girlfriend when I'm looking to have a moment by myself. It's either that or eat more meat, onions and other good gas producing munchies. [burp]

    Mk.

  9. Re:Has hacking ever killed anyone? on House OKs Life Sentences For Hackers · · Score: 0

    Oh, I see... if I forget to lock my front door and someone comes in and steals my TV then it's my fault?

    And another thing... why the hell was that kid going around kicking walls anyway? And the answer is: to see if the building would fall. That is defined as willful intent. GUILTY! Somebody get me a rope...

    Have a day.
    Mk.

  10. Why the question mark? on Mitnick Testifies on Telco's Security · · Score: 0

    "Our favourite computer criminal (?)"

    Are you questioning whether he's our favourite or a criminal? Never the less, he did break the law, therefore he is a criminal. Granted, spending 4 years in jail awaiting trial is pretty screwed up, but he did commit the crime. He got caught - get over it!

    Have a day.
    Mk.

  11. The best FRPG setting already exists... on Calling All Dungeon Masters · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's called Harn by Columbia Games.

    Nuff said.

  12. Re:NAI - Graduates of the Verisign School of Busin on DMCA Attacks: NAI Tells Sites To Remove PGP (Updated) · · Score: 0

    That's exactly right, asshole! I guess you have a problem with some people making a living. Seems like you subscribe to the RMS/Karl Marx school of thought...

    Kill yourself.

  13. Dear, Mr. Stallman... on RMS Replies to "The Stallman Factor" · · Score: 0

    You are a toad and a petty little man. People call it Linux because that's easier to say than gee-ehn-yoo-slash-linux. The fact that you would write an article about this petty bickering over nomenclature shines a light upon the truth of how overly important you think you are to the world in contrast to how unimportant you really are.

    Go back to your butterflies and your myopic lop-sided views. Linux will grow without you and your kind... souring the air with your hippy stinch ruining the experience for the rest of us.

    McJ

  14. Sen. Hollings is an analog hole!!! on File Swapping and the Analog Hole · · Score: 0

    That is all.

  15. OMFG... on Evangelion Reviewed In LA Times · · Score: 0

    I've never understood this anime thing. I mean, I like a good cartoon movie now and then (Warriors of the Wind, Akira, and other good manga) but the way I see some of you people act when it comes to anime is just plain scary. One of the reasons I don't go to cons any more is because I saw too many over weight people dressing up in Star Trek or Star Wars costumes... now you see some lard ass sporting a Sailor Moon or Apple Seed costume... and it's a man!!! Ahhh! My eyes!

    And another thing... hentai. Is there not enough real pr0n on the net that some of your fellow anime freaks have to draw nikkid pictures of their favorite anime characters? Ahhh! My eyes!

    In summary... if numerous folds of skin hang over your belt or your bras have to be tailor made by Goodyear then for Pete's sake don't go out of the house in an anime costume. And if you find youself drawing pictures of anime characters being chopped to bits while having alien tentacles stuffed in every orafice then please seek professional help.

    Have a day.

  16. Internet Welfare... on Tauzin-Dingell Up for Vote Soon · · Score: 0

    ...is what this bill is. Welfare for SBC/Verizon and welfare for poor little children who live in impoverished areas and DON'T EVEN OWN COMPUTERS!

    www.voicesforchoices.com

    That is all.

  17. Jesus H. Christ... on CNET Interviews John Perry Barlow · · Score: 0

    I think JPB has listened to too much Greatful Dead. "Corprate Totalitarianism?" Gimme a friggn break. I'm so sick of this slashdot reader conspiracy Microsoft is Big Brother Orwellian 1984 Linus is a God and fear the penguin elitist hate speech. Damn hippies. Where are my scissors...

    Q: What did the Dead Head say when the LSD wore off?
    A: "This music sucks!"

    Have a day.

  18. It's about time on Walling off Asian E-mail to Prevent Spam · · Score: 0

    Korea has to be the biggest offender here. I gave up on sending SPAM reports to .kr ISPs because I have never received a response back. Never! You listening Korea?!?! I understand that there may be a language barrier in some instances, but the letters S-P-A-M are well known throughout the world. Great gobs of kimchi...

    Have a day.

  19. Just say GNO! on RMS Asks Miguel to Explain Himself · · Score: 0

    Just say GNO to GNU.

    The Free Software Foundation - where all software is free*

    [begin fine print - read really fast]
    *Redistribution of this motto without this attached licensed agreement is prohibited. The word "free", although meaning free, in this connotation means that it is free as long as the FSF gets credit for doing nothing and micro-managing the develpoers of said "free" software. Selling said "free" software with the goal of making a profit should be illegal, but it isn't so the FSF will fold it's arms and pout and cry like little babies. No warranties are expressed or impled. Void where prohibited. No purchase necessary. See dealer for details.
    [end fine print - stop reading really fast]

    Bugger RMS!

  20. Re:Good riddance to bad rubbish on Raisethefist.com Raided · · Score: 0

    Hey, if it's from someone with "porsche_lover" in their email addy it gotta be the truth.

    BTW: How's your penis these days? That growth cream you bought off the net doing any good?

  21. Re:Hands Up on Raisethefist.com Raided · · Score: 0

    [sitting on hands] Good call.

  22. And another thing.... on Raisethefist.com Raided · · Score: 0

    This is a quote from one of the hax0red pages he left behind:

    "Explain why they have deliberately terminated the existence of those who have dug too far into the "conspiracy" involving UFO's, Illuminati and alien abductions."

    Being a member of the Illuminati I am appaled by such outrageous remarks. Our UFOs have never been involved in abductions and we have been fighting against alien invasions since Mr. Elias Smith had three prize heifers mutilated back in the spring of 1837. This will not stand!

  23. What goes around... on Raisethefist.com Raided · · Score: 0

    This little punk got what he deserved. He may claim that the govt is targeting him because of his views, but those of us who have a greater grip on reality (rather than some alternate conspiracy filled reality) can rest easy. Hack a website - go to jail. That's how it should be. We are not prosecuting enough of these criminals. To hell with what his political views might be - the bottom line is he broke the law. Hacking websites because you feel it's the only way you can get your POV across is a sorry excuse. If you have to resort to criminal behavior then your POV has lost all validity. Anarchists have a long history of using violence or other criminal acts to express their views. But when was the last time you heard of a store owner who just had all his windows busted out and the store vandelized say, "you know, they gotta point there."? When was the last time you heard of a website owner who just had his website defaced (or worse!) by some anarchist/Pakistanis/satanists/what-have-you say something along the lines of, "those crazy kids... [chuckle, chuckle] but you know, they do have a point there..."? NEVER! And you never will. So shut up, get a lawyer, and face the music you little creaton.

    That is all.

  24. The truth shall set you free on Comcast Gunning for NAT Users · · Score: 0

    No where in the Comcast AUP or SA does it say that you cannot use a NAT based router or other such equipment. It does not say that you have to pay more to have more than one PC connected. This is all a bunch of BS. The dolts (aka slashdolts) who run this god forsaken site fell for a hoax submitted by some douche bag named "phillymjs". And those of you who have posted comments stating that they are just a big bad corprate bully and making other rallying cries to defend the homefront from nasty cable modem nazis have only proven your ignorance.

    Comcast knows about this slashdolt post. I call them and asked. They said that they have already heard about this and that they could care less if you use a NAT router or a washing machine.

    I anxiously await the day that slashdot catches fire and burns to the ground.

  25. Re:Slashdot Got Trolled on Comcast Gunning for NAT Users · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You should be buggered. Why? Because you're an idiot. And idiots should be buggered till they bleed.

    That is all.