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Beijing Newspaper Spoofed by The Onion

mattsucks writes "Reuters is reporting a story about the Beijing Evening News. Apparently, they too believe that everything they read on the internet is true, republishing a story from The Onion. Or at least one of their freelance writers believes it...." This is absolutely great.

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  1. It could be worse... by magicsquid · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least they weren't fooled by stories like "This Just In: Bill Gates Buys Evil From Satan" or "Death Star Opens Day Care Center."

    I can imagine them running through the streets of Beijing saying "Look at the size of that thing!" and "That's no moon!"

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  2. Or by daghlian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd actually like to see someone take the Onion's kids explanation of why the Sept. terrorist attacks happened seriously.

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    1. Re:Or by Boulder+Geek · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'd actually like to see someone take the Onion's kids explanation [theonion.com] of why the Sept. terrorist attacks happened seriously.

      Good point. This is actually a very serious introduction to some of the key points of modern Islamic fundamentalism. When I first read it I went looked up Qutb. No other major media outlet that I know of has bothered to give people the starting point to actually find out how and why bin Laden came to be.

      Ignore The Onion at your peril.

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  3. I can see it now... by gambit3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In my high school...

    Teacher: Gambit, you didn't write this!

    Gambit: uh, well...

    Teacher: You COPIED this, didn't you?

    Gambit: Well, maybe a little...

    Teacher: That's PLAGIARISM! Where do you think you're going to end up if you just copy other people's article??

    Gambit: Hopefully on Slashdot?

  4. Slashdot has done this before as well by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 5, Insightful

    More than once Slashdot has published stories from questionable sources which turned out to be completely false. Although it's inevitable for any site that uses reader submitions to sometimes publish hoax stories as it's hard to read every submition that is sent. However I've read many stories in newspapers here (not in china) that came from sources about as or less credible than the onion. China is relatively new to the internet so I suppose they haven't figured out which sites are the joke ones yet.

    I guesse we could say: Beijing Newspaper. YHBT. YHL. HAND.

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    1. Re:Slashdot has done this before as well by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny
      • More than once Slashdot has published stories from questionable sources which turned out to be completely false

      Yeah, but this is completely different! The Beijing evening news is a for-profit publication with a staff of paid professional editors, whereas Slashdot is... no, wait... what was I saying again?

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    2. Re:Slashdot has done this before as well by liquidsin · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no, you were right...this IS completely different. As you said, the Beijing news is run by professional editors...

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  5. Fear. Uncertainty. Doubt. The Onion. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember a hilarious letter to Readers Digest, complaining that they shouldn't be giving any publicity to avowed Satanist J.K. Rowling. The woman's source for her numerous quotes? You guessed it. She gave the URL of the story to anyone looking for further information.

    The staff of Readers Digest was kind enough to point out the woman's error.

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  6. While we're talking about the Onion... by CokeBear · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Best Onion Article Ever:

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_do nt_kill.html

    Not only is it funny, but also deeply insightful, even for an atheist like me.

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  7. Onion founder's former comments on the issue by afflatus_com · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The founder of the Onion was on Jay Leno a while back and discussed the problem at length.

    He said that the biggest problem was email forwards from people who consider it a news release, and in the email there is not the rest of the onion's site for context, so people don't know it is a parody.

    He said the 2 that generated the most amount of letters from concerned citizens, up to that point in time, was "Chinese woman gives birth to septuplets, doesn't know which one to keep" and "New York to install infant-only dumpsters".

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  8. Holy Fucking Shit by Bonker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As you read through it, you can just see the raw emotions in every article in that issue - it reminds me every day I look at it what that day was like.

    The Holy Fucking Shit edition of The Onion was one of the finest pieces of literature serious or satirical published about the September 11 bombings. Before the HFS edition, I merely thought The Onion was funny. Afterwards, I respected The Onion.

    In the middle of all the hysteria, screaming panic, and horror, The Onion *dared* to go in and examine the ridiculousness of not only what had happened but what was happening because of it.

    Good work guys!

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  9. If you think the Chinese are gullible, the US is.. by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well if you think the Chinese are gullible then you should watch "Talking With Americans" by Rick Mercer. Rick is a Canadian comedian who interviews Americans in the US posing as a Canadian journalist (which is he is). He interviews regular people, politicians, anyone. He'll stun them with facts like we just got indoor plumbing, paved roads, tv, the 24 hour clock...lmao and the people believe it! It's so stupid how could anyone believe it!!!

    here

    and here

  10. Word Choice for Title! by ArcadeNut · · Score: 5, Informative
    Not to be picky here, but they were not "SPOOFED" by The Onion, they were "DUPED".

    If they were Spoofed then you would have seen an article on The Onion about Beijing and not an article about some news station in Beijing using a story on The Onion.

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