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Techno Teddy

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the flugeldufel-flugeldufel-flugeldufel dept.

jazzman writes "In an attempt to push technology into realms it had better never set a foot on, the guys from flugeldufel have modified some consumer hardware and created a unique musical instrument: it looks like a teddy bear, feels like a teddy bear, and transforms gestures into 44kHz breakbeats."

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  1. The Wrong Pill! by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you seen the pictures? That's just not right!
    Taking the wrong pill, the teddy remained connected to the matrix.

  2. Gahh! by sandidge · · Score: 3, Funny

    To mangle a line from the Simpsons:

    "Can't sleep, teddy bear will eat me. Can't sleep, teddy bear will eat me."

  3. With the right approach... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    This could be the next huge Christmas toy. Then we'd have slashdot carrying articles on how you can

    Install Linux on it

    Program it with AI

    Hold LAN parties for insecure programmers

    I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen something like this yet, but with all the dumb toys which have been -HOT- it makes sense something which appeals to intelligent people would be a flop. Stands to reason when you look at everything these days. Thanks to those few capitalists who actually do give tech toys a fair shot (and don't sue people when they get inside them)

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  4. Must resist... Can't hold out much longer.. Aagh! by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    Imagine a Bearwulf cluster of these...

    Hangs head in shame for moment of weakness...

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  5. The extra ingredient is love. by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 4, Funny

    Raver Teddy

    1 Techno Teddy
    4 Lightsticks, assorted colors
    1 Sparkly Shirt, toddler size
    30 Count extacy hits
    2 Bottles water, trendy brand preferred
    1 Roll duct tape

    Dress bear in shirt. Break lightsticks and attach to bear with duct tape. Place extacy hits on convenient locations on bear, using duct tape. Tape water bottles to teddy. Let sit for ten minutes, toss into pit of e-tards and let the fun begin!

    --
    Dragging people kicking and screaming into reality since 1996.
  6. Undocumented feature of this teddy bear... by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 0, Funny



    It seems to have the mysterious ability to travel back in time to the mid 80's and call itself "Teddy Ruxpin".

    Cheers,

    --
    Bowie J. Poag

    1. Re:Undocumented feature of this teddy bear... by ross.w · · Score: 4, Funny
      Some friends of mine had one of these. they also had a small fluffy dog. The scene went something like this:

      Interior, a loungeroom. In the centre of the floor sits a Teddy Ruxpin, switched on. A small fluffy dog approaches

      Small dog (tentatively, not sure what to make of this furry creature): Woof?

      Teddy Ruxpin: Woof?

      Small Dog( backing away in fear): Grrr! Woof! Woof! Woof!

      Teddy Ruxpin: Grrr! Woof! Woof! Woof!

      The dog flees under the settee and cowers in fright at the fearsome Teddy Ruxpin. Onlookers roll about on the floor laughing as the scene fades



      --
      If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
  7. Politically incorrect by iggly_iguana · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read the headline, and immediately thought of girls in wearable computers......

    It's hell being a geek...

  8. BECK by snack · · Score: 1, Funny

    Got 2 TeddyBears and a microphoooooone!

    WHERE IT'S AT!

    -Tim

  9. Aphex Twin would LOVE this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Think about it.