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Mandrake to Come Preloaded on Wal-Mart PCs

surfimp writes "Here's a story from NewsForge: 'MandrakeSoft CEO Jacques Le Marois confirms the news this morning, and company spokeswoman Margaret Waters says, while a contract with Microtel has not been finalized, the company is working on getting Mandrake certified to run like clockwork on the Microtel systems. Waters is hopeful that the dotted line will be signed and PCs up for sale by the end of next week.'" Update: 06/20 17:21 GMT by T : Ooops! The Mandrake spokeswoman's name is Margaret Waples, not Waters. Apologies, and thanks to Todd Lyons of Mandrakesoft for the correction.

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  1. This will really matter when... by FirstNoel · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wal-mart carries "Big Game Hunter for Linux"..

    Until then, Joe Sixpack won't give a crap.

    Sean D.

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  2. Re:I can't understand their reasoning by PunchMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good point. Let's drop that Windows thing.

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  3. I want my PC by rohdem · · Score: 2, Funny

    preloaded with DOS.
    Thank you!

  4. Dude! by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're getting a Microtel!

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  5. "Sam's Choice Linux!" by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, does this make Madrake Sam's Choice Linux... is is the Dr. Thunder to Red Hat?

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  6. Wal-Mart Shopping List by rirugrat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm...let's see...

    Powerbait Rubber Worms (check)
    Sam's Pork Rinds (check)
    Nascar Queen-size bed sheets (check)
    George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine (check)
    Unix box (check)

    Chris

    1. Re:Wal-Mart Shopping List by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now that you mention it, it is kinda cool that a "cheap" UNIX box has seen a ten fold drop in price, a ten fold increase in processor speed, a thousand fold increase in storage, a twenty fold increase in memory, and a huge leap in user friendliness, since I went looking for one back in 1991.

      Plus I can get one at Wal-Mart. Wow.

  7. Re:Wait by eaddict · · Score: 3, Funny

    And PriceWaterhouseCoopers isn't evil on Mondays!

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  8. Re:Did Bill Gates piss Sam Walton off? by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sam Walton is long dead. But if anyone could piss off the dead, it'd be Microsoft.

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  9. maiformed rant tag by mrklaw · · Score: 1, Funny

    dude.. you forgot to begin your tag.. now my browser won't render it correctly!! And in netscape 4.x the whole page will be blank...

  10. The only way this will succeed... by bigfatlamer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is if they also pre-configure them with StarOffice or OpenOffice, with all the icons changed to look like MS Office XP icons, install Opera as the default browser, change the icons as above and set it up to mimic IE, install GIMP and change it as above to look like MS Paint, port Real Player and WMP to Linux and then somehow set it up so it crashes more often.

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  11. MANDRAKE IS THE BEST BECAUSE FRENCH ARE THE BEST ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi !

    Thank you, stupid American.

    You consider Mandrake like the Best distro of the world, and you are right !

    As I said before, French is the smartest people of the World, and as Mandrake is French, Mandrake is the Best !

    SuSE, distro of German, poor Quality, totalitarism, Nazism --> Burn it !
    Redhat, Lindows, Windows : American , so like Americans are stupid, these products are not good !

    thank you American, and please repeat after me :

    NOUS SOMMES LES MEILLEURS, NOUS SOMMES LES CHAMPIONS, ON VA BOTTER LE CUL DES AMERICAINS !

  12. WOW!!! by tadd · · Score: 5, Funny

    This rules!!! When did Wal-Mart become so cool. Now that they've put so many Mom&Pops out of business I guess they've got bigger fish to fry... like Micro$oft!!!!

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  13. Re:You're about as good as the Vichy government. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fucking American

    Without us, YOU would need to swear loyaulty for England.

    Stupid American, We helped you during the war between the piggy americans leaded by Washington and the English.

    Without us, you would be a colony of Great Britain.

    Respect French people, use Mandrake and learn more about culture bacause you are stupid with your Hambugers...

  14. Holy fucking crap, it's what I've always wanted. by benploni · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Mandrake preload on a cheap (damn near disposable) pc? I'm in heaven!

    This is VERY good news.

  15. do we now have to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    GNU/Wal-Mart?

  16. The way things are going... by resonator · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...they'll replace the traditional Walmart smiley face with a smiley tux =)

  17. "hello, wal-mart techinal helpdesk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I'd like to report a problem with my computer. I've been running it for several days straight and I just had to ask; Why hasn't it crashed yet? My last one did."

  18. Moral quandary... by binarytoaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wal-Mart... but... Linux PCs... but... Wal-Mart... but... Linux PCs....

    AAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH

  19. Re:Not at Walmart, at walmart.com by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    the computers pre-loaded with Mandrake are going to be available at walmart.com, not at Wal-Mart retail stores. There's a difference.

    Right. To get the PCs preloaded with Mandrake, you simply drive to Wal-Mart, purchase a Lindows PC, take it home and sign up with an ISP. Then, connect to the Internet, visit walmart.com and order yourself a Mandrake PC. Finally, return the Lindows PC to the store and wait for your new Mandrake PC.

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