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Got Evil? Buy it Here!
Saint Aardvark writes "I just came across VillainSupply.com, and I'm sold. From Doomsday Devices to Robotic Tigers to Randroids, these guys have got it all. Don't forget the convenient, accessible self-destruct device!"
Damn! Now there will be villianous competition.
I give them two weeks until some humorless secret service agent sends a threatening letter to their ISP.
Alric.
To Elbereth...
Damn it, none of the links would work in the henchjobs section. That sucks. Just when I got used to entering my resume online to all this recruitment agencies.
I am a rocket scientist you know.
"I just can't sit while people are saying nonsense in a meeting without saying it's nonsense" J Watson, Sci Am 288:(4)51
www.findanddestroy.com used to be a store who sold such items as, "Shut That Bitch Up Duct Tape" and "Hide That Body Quick Broom Closets"
I was hoping to order an Emporer Zurg action figure.
If you got a $100 bill, put your hands up...
the "convenient, accessible self-destruct device". But do they have the murder device with the "unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism"?
General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
and my first thought was the next version of Windows was released
Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable cash prizes
This reallly got my hopes up, I was expecting like a spy gadget store. Then I get a disclaimer that says it's owned partly by nazis and the carts are offline because 'heros' blew up their base.
Is it April 1 again?
"Oh no, 3 horny women and only 2 condoms...Thank god I read slashdot"
www.villainsupply.com is owned and operated by Global Domination LLC, a consortium of organizations devoted to the consolidation of global capital by a single cabal or individual. Member organizations include The Trilateral Commission, The Bilderberger Group, Alternative 3, The World Zionist Conspiracy, VilAnon, The International Union of Mad Scientists, Majestic-12, World Freemasonry, SMERSH/The Second Soviet, Switzerland, The Arctic Nazis, The Hellfire Club, Price/Waterhouse/Coopers, Sanrio, Archer/Daniels/Midland, Dr. DeSpayr, The U.S. Military-Industrial Complex, and Amway.
I think they forgot the The great and sinister VA "Software" keiretsu.
but do they have a psychotic arm for my former nazi scientist?
That convenient self-destruct device into their webserver.
Black and grey are both shades of white.
Perhaps a pre-recorded evil laughing device.
I find MUUUUAAAAHHAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHA! can be very taxing on the voicebox after a few hours.
"Evil laugh augmentation device. Pat Pend"
We're a sorry bunch, but for a site to get /.ed at roughly midnight on a Friday night is pretty sad!
I mean, I'm stuck at home running an animation rendering, so, um, I have an excuse. But what about the rest of you!
Come on, we all employ a doomsday device on a daily basis.
It's called The Slashdot Effect.
Boss: Ahh, the time is at hand. We have but a few minutes while the satellites are perfectly alinged with the moon to form our Death Ray. Alert our forces and the send the fire command!!
Henchman: Sir, we can't access the central server!
Boss: What has happened? Did a government spy infiltrate us and take our the control room?
Henchman: I don't think so sir...
Boss: Was our facility taken over by a crack military team that has cut power to the mainframe?
Henchman: Uhhh.. Not exactly
Boss: Did a team of elite crackers break in at the last minute and upload a virus?
Henchman: Closer...
Boss: Well what is it?
Henchman: It's the slashdot effect! All our communications have ground to a halt, our enviromental controls are turning our headquarters into an inferno and our satellites are going to crash into our island!
Boss: Arrghh!! Foiled Again! Escape to our nuclear submarine!
Henchman: Um sir.. remember a few months ago how you wanted us to installed Windows on the sub...
BOOM!!!
I stole this Sig
But i want an Adrian Barbeaubot
"I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
This one is nice too.
"Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
Nobody seems to have mentioned their "in association with evil amazon.com" button! Clearly these are evil villains with a sense of humour!
Video Game cheats, hints a
Once I get it going, I'm going to GPL my efforts so all can have it! Just imagine: /. will contain nothing but Karma-bots and stupid Macintosh users who argue with them.
And this is different from the present in what way?
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to thier heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done."
The top 4 most evil people they have listed:
Read Bujold. Free (as in
In a related link, check out Evil People... Supplying you with all your Evil connections.
:P
He uses a lot of Flash and Shockwave too... I guess people who say Flash is the devil are right!
"PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
Zod knew that his rightful place on this planet Houston (known to some as "Earth"), was to be ruler. Zod eventually made his way back to Superman's Crystal Palace and was able to restore his own super powers. And now that Superman is in a wheelchair (which Zod swears he had NOTHING to do with), there is no longer anyone on this planet left to oppose him.
So Zod is now assuming his position as your rightful leader.
You have two choices:
1. Take his hand and swear eternal loyalty to Zod.
2. Perish for your defiance.
The choice is obvious. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. Truth. Justice. Zod.
http://www.generalzod.net/
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Those silly gooses! There the ones that we (Gay/Lesbian world domiation & SM club) bought our HomoRay8000a from. It's your standard MindRay6000 with a 12 inch purple control rod crystal inplace of the standard 5 inch. Once that cute guy (the one with the yumy blue eyes) gets done hooking it up, and we finish testing it (on him) we'll be able to make every man in the world "change teams".
Yes, every police man (clad only in leather jock strap, gun belt, and motorcyle boots) will give and recive head at all traffic stops. Football will be played as it was ment, nude. The Marine Corp. will be filled with screaming bottoms, oh right, it already is.
Of couse it would happen so much faster if the Jews would sell us their mind control satalite network. Of all the nerve! they won't sell it out right, they want us to lease it form them.
"You can see I know very little about pimp policy." George McGovern.
Home Despot
From eviloverlord.com:
"My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks."
My college has that one.
They REFUSED to give me a refund on a defective doomsday device!!!!!
I see they have antimatter at $450,000,000.00 per liter. Such a deal! And only 12 liters could destroy the entire planet!
Maybe I can afford a microliter or so and use it to power a really powerful potato gun?
Every time I make an order, they say they're out of stock. Apparently some guy in Redmond, WA has cleared out their stock!
Insert simplistic political, ideological, or personal proselytization here.
"****requires two specially-trained gay German technicians"
:)
Any poke at Sigfried and Roy gets 5 stars in my book