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The Ideas Behind Longhorn
An anonymous reader writes: "Fortune magazine is carrying an interesting article on the new and improved Bill Gates, as well as some details on Longhorn: 'Because Gates' geeks are completely overhauling the operating system, they'll also have to redesign most of the company's other software products and services to take full advantage, including the MSN online service, its server applications, and especially Microsoft Office, the productivity suite that accounts for nearly a third of the company's sales and profits. If this enormous undertaking succeeds, it will make computers more personal than ever. Equipped with Longhorn, your PC will keep track of how you work, whom you talk to, what sites you look at, how you make documents and whom you share them with, which data on the network are yours--making all those things easier.'"
Wow, I can't believe how far we've come. Are there any plans to put these kind of features into Linux? I would love bash to know that I usually start the day with "pine; cd pron; ee *" and anticipate it for me.
Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
I would suspect that the Open-Source troops can beat 2005 for something similiar...
I am also curious that the article didn't seem bothered that MS broke the law to get to its current dominance.... and of course I couldn't really resist this:
"In 27 years he [B.G] claims he has never called in sick or missed work. Not even once."Certainly now its proven by science: THERE IS NO REST FOR THE WICKED!
"The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away" -Tom Waits
Equipped with Longhorn, your PC will keep track of how you work, whom you talk to, what sites you look at, how you make documents and whom you share them with, which data on the network are yours...
Your Visa Card Number, your politically incorrect jokes, your passwords, the contents of your bank account, your pr0n tastes and preferences...
Big Brother is Big Brother.
Zoober
his new Bill is ... well, let him speak for himself, as he did in his office one day in June: "I've always liked multitasking (...)
Billy, Billy... you deserve a +1 funny there, but we all know that is not true :)
Engage!
Pre-announcing a product and starting the hype five years before it's expected to be released..."
Starting with the "Longhorn" release, Microsoft will unveil a new naming scheme to enhance the "Windows" brand name. No longer will versions numbers or years be tacked onto the Windows name, instead, Microsoft is shifting towards a more descriptive naming convention.
When Longhorn finally hits the shelves, it will come in 3 flavors, a 'personal' edition for home users, a 'corporate' edition for businesses and a government release.
Pricing has not been set but early speculation would indicate that licensing fees will be rolled into federal taxes to ensure everyone is paying for their license and not using a pirated copy.
"Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither!"
You say that like it's a bad thing! Really, if my computer could figure out that X10 popunders don't work on me, that I neither need larger breasts or a longer penis, and that I don't need to MAKE MONEY FAST, that might be worth something!
I thought the whole idea of Longhorn was a really good steak.
Fillets With Flair!
Even the most die-hard /.ers have to admit...the guy is good. Good at what he does. He made Windows, and it wasn't luck. I don't know if his run is over, don't know whether Longhorn will succeed--but I wouldn't bet against it.
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Admit it. Longhorn is new and innovative.
Damn straight. Longhorn will shoehorn old evil tricks into the deep reaches of your once private computer. Then they will tighten the screws to your wallet and squeeze it with affection. Say goodbye to your soul, you muppetfucker.
I really hope people will have their data managed, and they'll be checked, double-checked, controlled, sniffed, parsed, re-checked and managed again. I really hope The System will know who you have talked to, and when, and what you said. I really hope all the website someone checks will be saved.
:)
Then I want that everything blows up. I want every website, every file, every private information made public by a flaw in the system.
Since such a system is TOO complex not to have flaws (that's Chaos Theory, plain), even the smallest flaw could be exploited and will eventually crush the system.
And I want to see that.
Being a lawyer in that time will be like being a VC during the dot-com boom..
and the best part will be...? that microsoft windows 'longhorn' will be made illegal by the DMCA
have fun!
-- There are two kind of sysadmins: Paranoids and Losers. (adapted from D. Bach)
You got me thinking....here's another troll for you.
"Provided by the management for your protection."
No, a Longhorn is two tons of superbly well-armed bad temper. If you can ride one for as little as eight seconds and dismount without being killed, you win a shiny prize!
Whoops, still sounds like the right product...
~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
Oh, there'll be a check box alright, and it'll say "Enable User Monitoring" or something like that, but all unchecking it will really do is set a flag in the weekly upload to MS that says "User is paranoid and probably doing something illegal. Notify the BSA, the FBI and local law enforcement for additional monitoring."
What? You didn't think MS got out of it's trouble with the government over the "monopoly abuse" issue that easily, did you?