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Two Towers Teaser Trailer
SicariusMan writes "Seems there is a Two Towers teaser out at movie-list.com. Thank goodness for the CrossOver Plugin." And Astin writes "Ain't it cool news has a list of mirrors showing the new LoTR trailer. More action and burning and orcs, etc, etc, etc."
* This movie is going to rock. I can't wait!
* Stupid apple doesn't port Quicktime to linux.
* So do we support the MPAA today, or are we against them?
* The Matrix Reloaded is going to be much cooler than this one.
* How dare they call it The Two Towers after 9-11.
Remember kids, you heard it here first.
The middle mind speaks!
Frodo: Samwise, what's that out in the distance?
Sam: I'm not sure, Master Frodo. It looks like a mighty army.
Frodo: Samwise, why are they all wearing pocket protectors and Palm Pilots?
Sam: Good Lord, Master Frodo! It's the Slashdot Effect! Run, Master, Run!
Frodo: No, not the dreaded 404 Errors of Death! Even Sauruman has no defenses against this horrible threat!
(Soon the sounds of two small hobbits is drowned out by the sounds of a million mice clicking out in terror, then suddenly silenced.)
52 Weeks, 52 Religions with John Hummel
Never in the course of human history have so few been so slashdotted by so many.
There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
Since it looks like it's going to be a while before anyone can access the file, I've put up a copy on my local server.
Enjoy!
Experts agree: everything is fine.
Well, there's the first part anyway, you get the idea.
room101 -- how much can you stand before they break you?
(they always break you eventually)
What if I'm an auditory learner HUH!?
Read out loud
Don't be hasty. You can't decide anything in three minutes. Or three hours come to that.
Oh, and TheLordOfTheRingsColonTheTwoTowers is too short to be its right name.
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E_NOSIG
I hacked into your site (I got the root password right at first guess!!!) and did an rm -Rf /
What a freakin' mor ----KERNEL PANIC----
Dammit! Do NO servers stand up to the demand?
(can't wait either)
Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?
Damn you! That's my machine! Now I'm gonna get slashdotted!
He predicted WTC bombing 47 years before the fact, and the third movie is RETURN OF THE KING. JESUS IS COMING BACK YOU HAD BETTER RECOGNIZE
Man I can't believe it. Not only did the trailers give away so much about the movie, but this guy actually wrote out the entire story a while back, way before the movie came out, and totally ruined it for me. What an ass hole. I pretty much knew exacly what was going to happen before I even saw it.
But watching it on the sceen was so much better than actually having to use my imagination. The orcs in my mind had little jaggies, because I couldn't render all of them well in real time. It's so much easier just to borrow someone else's imagination and not think so much. Man my brain hurts from having to type so many words. I need a better cooling system for me head.
I've never been able to figure out how to respond to that question. A lot of my friends haven't read the books, and they all seem pissed that Gandalf died. They always asked me why Gandalf died, and I tried to avoid the question until one of them became convinced that he survived the fall and asked how he did it. So I told him, but I felt really bad about it. It's a tough life we live, those of us who read...
Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.