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H2K2 Conference

2600's Macki writes in to remind me and everyone else that H2K2 is coming up shortly, with pre-registration closing on Friday. The conference will be July 12-14 in New York City, in the exciting yet inexpensive Hotel Pennsylvania. I could only make the HOPE 2000 conference for one day, but it was quite interesting and it looks like audio from most of the panels is available, or just check out the list of panels for 2002 to see if it looks intriguing to you. And if you read Slashdot, the answer to that is probably "yes".

84 comments

  1. Dare I dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The elusive AC FP!?

  2. OH NOES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    OH NOES TEH L337 2600 SKRIPT KIDDYS HAXOrED MEH!!

  3. Eminem, aged 29, found dead by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: -1

    Sad news. Eminem was found dead in his recording studio. Apparently he died from a meth overdose. He will be missed, truelly an american icon.

  4. Don't you mean... by ghack · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean the hotel Shpennsylvania. I bet their will be plenty of Shmarijuana.

    Dave Barry. One of the only Pulitzer prize winners that deserved it ;)

    1. Re:Don't you mean... by DigitalAdrenaline · · Score: 1

      That was a hilarious article. For those unfortunate souls who missed it... http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/column ists/dave_barry/3375167.htm Enjoy.

  5. BAS In Teh House!!! by Big_Ass_Spork · · Score: -1
    Propz to the CLIT, BAS in the house!!! BTW, AC, I claim your FP away from your pitiful ass!adolf hitroll anal cocks anonymous cowrad anonymous pancake bank of ameri ca atm big ass spork bigdogscock carp flounderson cheezydee clit cmderta co cmdr shithead cyborg monkey diaper tales donkeyhote drunked coward eg g troll elcagado fecal troll matter forged forsh freshpondphil fucky the troll genghis troll handybundler hettb iagreewiththispost j0nkatz klerc k l0rdkariya limpdawg mao zedong metrollica mighty-troll mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmm neal n bob on by pr0n king profane motherfucker ralph jewhater nader recipetroll returnofthe spork ringbarer robotroll rock 'n' troll script kiddie l33t serial troller sexual asspussy subject line troll tasty beef jerky the anime troll the lyrics guy the messenger the turd report the wi po troll things to do today trollaxor trollercoaster trolltime whistler's mother yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the AC's and people I forgot to inc lude. and now a word from our sponser: It has come to my attention that the e ntire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia. What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages conta ined within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates: * Linu s Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly refer ring to himself by the first initial. * Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com ], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad. * Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal c ox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me. I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatrib e The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, bu t we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for s econdary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed q ueer. Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is res ponsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], whic h is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practi se. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.' As far as Richar d 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon. com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I'v e been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It 's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe i n love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly. And this isn't a made up troll bu llshit either! 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  6. hotel Pennsylvania by Triv · · Score: 4, Informative

    great hotel. Two interesting points:

    You know the old song "Pennsylvania six-five-thousand?" It's about that hotel - I'm pretty sure their phone number's still 212-???-6500

    Secondly, there's an (admittedly tiny and expensive) electronics store in the lobby. Perfect for this sort of convention.

    Oh, and try the chocolate covered strawberries in the hotel restaurant. It's been awhile, but they were wonderful.

    Enjoy!

    Triv

    1. Re:hotel Pennsylvania by A.+Brate · · Score: 4, Interesting
      As Triv said, the number for the Hotel Pennsylvania is 212 736 5000.

      Or PEnnsylvania-six-five-thousand.

      This is further explained at X is for Xchange, which relates that the original setup was three-letter/four digit; that is, PENnsylvania-five-thousand.

      Glenn Miller (who got on a stamp) finally found continuous success after years of struggle when he formed the Glenn Miller Orchestra to play at the Cafe Rouge [realaudio] in the Hotel Pennsylvania in 1938. I believe this year H2K2 will be using the Cafe Rouge space.

      The Glenn Miller song PEnnsylvania-6-5000 (in which the only lyrics were the band shouting "Pennsylvania Six Five-Oh-Oh-Oh"--the Brian Setzer orchestra later recorded the song with fuller lyrics) was one of his band's first major hits. He disbanded the orchestra in 1942 to form a band for the US Air Force troops for World War II. His plane was lost at sea on December 14, 1944.

      As The Telephone EXchange Name Project explains, both PEnnsylvania-6-5000 and the John O'Hara novel/Liz Taylor movie BUtterfield 8 (which garnered her a Best Actress Oscar) are named after telephone exchanges. In Butterfield 8, Taylor plays a call girl reachable at that number (the movie poster is especially evocative).

      --Adam Brate

      --
      author,
    2. Re:hotel Pennsylvania by cheapo · · Score: 1

      My favorite memory of the Hotel Pennsylvania is the elevator stopping at my co-worker's floor, the door opening, and me seeing the mirrors duct-taped to the walls. Gave me something look forward to on the rest of the slow elevator ride up to my floor. FYI: If you are looking for a MUCH nicer hotel in the same area, the New Yorker hotel right down the street has recently been bought by Ramada and redone. After 2 nights (don't ask me why we waited 2 whole nights... everything else was booked) at Hotel P., we switched hotels and practically kissed the floors of the New Yorker.

    3. Re:hotel Pennsylvania by beaverfever · · Score: 1

      Okay, so I've never been to the Hotel Pennsylvania, nor even to NYC, but i was listening to/singing along with that song in the car on the way to work this morning - thanks for the info - I've always been a little curious about that one.

  7. H2k was awesome. by smcavoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Between the phone call to AT&T, and finding out that The US sells 160 proof (80%) vodka, and consuming that for breakfast on sunday... I had a good time.
    Now if I can get my ass down to NYC, and scrap together the money for a room for a few nights. Half the experience was hanging out in the network room at 3-4am.... quite fun.

    1. Re:H2k was awesome. by Jester998 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, the call to AT&T was good. Unfortunately, I couldn't attend in person, but I listened to the MP3 recording of the session (among others). The AT&T call had me ROFL, literally, at some points. :)

      I'm likewise trying to scrape together enough $$$ to go this year...

      - Jester

    2. Re:H2k was awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where could I get the MP3 of this AT&T call?

    3. Re:H2k was awesome. by jchawk · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://the.wiretapped.net/multimedia/h2k/h2ksocia. mp3

  8. Hotel Pennsylvania? by Kyeo · · Score: 1

    I think I'll wait until they have one at the Hotel California.

  9. Something new by GPL+Troll · · Score: -1

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To apply these terms, attach the following notices to the library. It is safest to attach them to the start of each source file to most effectively convey the exclusion of warranty; and each file should have at least the "copyright" line and a pointer to where the full notice is found. Copyright (C) This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU Lesser General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2.1 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. This library is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU Lesser General Public License for more details. You should have received a copy of the GNU Lesser General Public License along with this library; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place, Suite 330, Boston, MA 02111-1307 USA Also add information on how to contact you by electronic and paper mail. You should also get your employer (if you work as a programmer) or your school, if any, to sign a "copyright disclaimer" for the library, if necessary. Here is a sample; alter the names: Yoyodyne, Inc., hereby disclaims all copyright interest in the library `Frob' (a library for tweaking knobs) written by James Random Hacker. , 1 April 1990 Ty Coon, President of Vice That's all there is to it!

  10. Insider's scoop: Why BSD is dying by pwpbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The / /End / /of / /FreeBSD / /ed / /note / /in / /the / /following / /text / /former / /FreeBSD / /developerMike / /Smith / /gives / /his / /reasons / /for / /abandoning / /FreeBSD / /When / /I / /stood / /for / /election / /to / /theFreeBSD / /core / /team / /nearly / /two / /years / /ago / /many / /of / /you / /will / /recall / /that / /it / /was / /after / /a / /long / /seriesof / /debates / /during / /which / /I / /maintained / /that / /too / /much / /organisation / /too / /many / /rules / /and / /too / /much / /formality / /would / /be / /a / /bad / /thing / /for / /the / /project / /Today / /as / /I / /read / /the / /latest / /discussions / /onthe / /future / /of / /the / /FreeBSD / /project / /I / /see / /the / /same / /problem / /a / /few / /new / /faces / /and / /many / /of / /the / /oldgoing / /over / /the / /same / /tired / /arguments / /and / /suggesting / /variations / /on / /the / /same / /worthless / /schemes / /Frankly / /Im / /sick / /of / /it / /FreeBSD / /used / /to / /be / /fun / /It / /used / /to / /be / /about / /doing / /things / /theright / /way / /It / /used / /to / /be / /something / /that / /you / /could / /sink / /your / /teeth / /into / /when / /the / /mundane / /choresof / /programming / /for / /a / /living / /got / /you / /down / /It / /was / /something / /cool / /and / /exciting / /a / /way / /to / /spend / /your / /spare / /time / /on / /an / /endeavour / /you / /loved / /that / /was / /at / /the / /same / /time / /wholesome / /and / /worthwhile / /Its / /not / /anymore / /Its / /about / /bylaws / /and / /committees / /and / /reports / /and / /milestones / /tellingothers / /what / /to / /do / /and / /doing / /what / /youre / /told / /Its / /about / /who / /can / /rant / /the / /longest / /or / /shout / /theloudest / /or / /mislead / /the / /most / /people / /into / /a / /bloc / /in / /order / /to / /legitimise / /doing / /what / /they / /think / /is / /best / /Individuals / /notwithstanding / /the / /project / /as / /a / /whole / /has / /lost / /track / /of / /where / /its / /going / /and / /has / /instead / /become / /obsessed / /with / /process / /and / /mechanics / /So / /Im / /leaving / /core / /I / /dont / /want / /to / /feel / /like / /I / /should / /be / /doing / /something / /about / /a / /project / /that / /has / /lost / /interest / /in / /havingsomething / /done / /for / /it / /I / /dont / /have / /the / /energy / /to / /fight / /what / /has / /clearly / /become / /a / /losing / /battleI / /have / /a / /life / /to / /live / /and / /a / /job / /to / /keep / /and / /I / /wont / /achieve / /any / /of / /the / /goals / /I / /personallyconsider / /worthwhile / /if / /I / /remain / /obligated / /to / /care / /for / /the / /project / /Discussion / /Im / /sure / /that / /Ive / /offended / /some / /people / /already / /Im / /sure / /that / /by / /the / /time / /Im / /done / /here / /Illhave / /offended / /more / /If / /you / /feel / /a / /need / /to / /play / /to / /the / /crowd / /in / /your / /replies / /rather / /than / /make / /asincere / /effort / /to / /address / /the / /problems / /Im / /discussing / /here / /please / /do / /us / /the / /courtesy / /of / /playingyour / /politics / /openly / /From / /a / /technical / /perspective / /the / /project / /faces / /a / /set / /of / /challengesthat / /significantly / /outstrips / /our / /ability / /to / /deliver / /Some / /of / /the / /resources / /that / /we / /need / /toaddress / /these / /challenges / /are / /tied / /up / /in / /the / /fruitless / /metadiscussions / /that / /have / /raged / /since / /wemade / /the / /mistake / /of / /electing / /officers / /Others / /have / /left / /in / /disgust / /or / /been / /driven / /out / /by / /theculture / /of / /abuse / /and / /distraction / /that / /has / /grown / /up / /since / /then / /More / /may / /well / /remain / /availableto / /recruitment / /but / /while / /the / /project / /is / /busy / /infighting / /our / /chances / /for / /successful / /outreach / /aresorely / /diminished / /Theres / /no / /simple / /solution / /to / /this / /For / /the / /project / /to / /move / /forwardone / /or / /the / /other / /of / /the / /warring / /philosophies / /must / /win / /out / /either / /the / /project / /returns / /to / /itslaidback / /roots / /and / /gets / /on / /with / /the / /work / /or / /it / /transforms / /into / /a / /superorganised / /engineeringproject / /and / /executes / /a / /brilliant / /plan / /to / /deliver / /what / /ultimately / /we / /all / /know / /we / /want / /Whatever / /path / /is / /chosen / /whatever / /balance / /is / /struck / /the / /choosing / /and / /the / /striking / /are / /theimportant / /parts / /The / /current / /indecision / /and / /endless / /conflict / /are / /incompatible / /with / /any / /sortof / /progress / /Trying / /to / /dissect / /the / /above / /is / /far / /beyond / /the / /scope / /of / /any / /parting / /shotno / /matter / /how / /distended / /All / /I / /can / /reallyask / /of / /you / /all / /is / /to / /let / /go / /of / /the / /minutiae / /for / /a / /moment / /and / /take / /a / /look / /at / /the / /big / /pictureWhat / /is / /the / /ultimate / /goal / /here / /How / /can / /we / /get / /there / /with / /as / /little / /overhead / /as / /possibleHow / /would / /you / /like / /to / /be / /treated / /by / /your / /fellow / /travellers / /Shouts / /To / /theSlashdot / /BSD / /is / /dying / /crowd / /big / /deal / /Death / /is / /part / /of / /the / /cycle / /take / /a / /look / /at / /yoursoft / /pallid / /bodies / /and / /consider / /that / /right / /this / /very / /moment / /parts / /of / /you / /are / /dying / /SeeIts / /not / /so / /bad / /To / /the / /bulk / /of / /the / /FreeBSD / /committerbase / /and / /the / /developer / /community / /atlarge / /keep / /your / /eyes / /on / /the / /real / /goals / /Its / /when / /you / /get / /distracted / /by / /the / /politickersthat / /they / /sideline / /you / /The / /tireless / /work / /that / /you / /perform / /keeping / /the / /system / /clean / /andbuilding / /is / /what / /provides / /the / /platform / /for / /the / /obsessives / /and / /the / /prima / /donnas / /to / /have / /theirmoments / /in / /the / /sun / /In / /the / /end / /we / /need / /you / /all / /in / /order / /to / /go / /forwards / /we / /must / /first / /avoidgoing / /backwards / /To / /the / /paranoid / /conspiracy / /theorists / /yes / /I / /work / /for / /Apple / /too / /No / /myresignation / /wasnt / /on / /Steves / /direct / /orders / /or / /in / /any / /way / /related / /to / /work / /Im / /doing / /may / /domay / /not / /do / /or / /indeed / /what / /was / /in / /the / /tea / /I / /had / /at / /lunchtime / /today / /Its / /about / /real / /problemsthat / /the / /project / /faces / /real / /problems / /that / /the / /project / /has / /brought / /upon / /itself / /You / /cantescape / /them / /by / /inventing / /excuses / /about / /outside / /influence / /the / /problem / /stems / /from / /within / /To / /the / /politically / /obsessed / /give / /it / /a / /break / /if / /you / /can / /No / /the / /project / /isnt / /a / /lemonadestand / /anymore / /but / /its / /not / /a / /worldspanning / /corporate / /juggernaut / /either / /and / /some / /of / /the / /moregrandiose / /visions / /going / /around / /are / /in / /need / /of / /a / /solid / /dose / /of / /reality / /Keep / /it / /simple / /stupid / /To / /the / /grandstanders / /the / /prima / /donnas / /and / /anyone / /that / /thinks / /that / /they / /can / /hold / /the / /projectto / /ransom / /for / /their / /own / /agenda / /give / /it / /a / /break / /if / /you / /can / /When / /the / /current / /core / /were / /electedwe / /took / /a / /conscious / /stand / /against / /vigorous / /sanctions / /and / /some / /of / /you / /have / /exploited / /thatA / /new / /core / /is / /going / /to / /have / /to / /decide / /whether / /to / /repeat / /this / /mistake / /or / /get / /tough / /I / /hope / /theylearn / /from / /our / /errors / /Future / /I / /started / /work / /on / /FreeBSD / /because / /it / /was / /funIf / /Im / /going / /to / /continue / /it / /has / /to / /be / /fun / /again / /There / /are / /things / /I / /still / /feel / /obligated / /todo / /and / /with / /any / /luck / /Ill / /find / /the / /time / /to / /meet / /those / /obligations / /However / /I / /dont / /feelan / /obligation / /to / /get / /involved / /in / /the / /political / /mess / /the / /project / /is / /in / /right / /now / /I / /tried / /Iburnt / /out / /I / /dont / /feel / /that / /my / /efforts / /were / /worthwhile / /So / /I / /wont / /be / /standing / /for / /electionI / /wont / /be / /shouting / /from / /the / /sidelines / /and / /I / /probably / /wont / /vote / /in / /the / /next / /round / /of / /ballots / /You / /could / /say / /Im / /packing / /up / /my / /toys / /Im / /not / /going / /home / /just / /yet / /but / /Im / /not / /going / /toplay / /unless / /you / /can / /work / /out / /how / /to / /make / /the / /project / /somewhere / /fun / /to / /be / /again

    -pwpbot

  11. Beer? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Alcohol?

    Is EVERYONE going to this thing going to be under 21?

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    I have been pwned because my /. password was too easy to guess.
    1. Re:Beer? by EllF · · Score: 2

      Nah. My reccomendation? Go to the Blarney Rock Pub on West 33rd street - walking distance to the hotel, most of the hackers worth hanging with hang there, and it's CHEAP. :)

      --
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  12. Re:Eminem, aged 29, found dead by Pomp · · Score: -1, Troll

    I saw that already. You are slow and suck at news you cockgobbling feggot.

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    #/> Pomp
  13. Deagles... by fluxrad · · Score: 4, Funny


    You can meet all the chicks you want...
    which you will neeverrr lay...

    We hackin' shit up in the Hotel Pennsylvania...

    Such a lovely place,
    But no clothing taste...

    There's many a room at the Hotel Pennsylvania...

    Bring your alibi,
    for porn and KY...

    --
    "It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." -David Hume
    1. Re:Deagles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do pistols have to do with hotels?

      I think I've been playing too much counterstrike lately.

  14. also, by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    there will be complmentary police officers arresting all who enter on charges of being terrorists.

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  15. over a year away by systemaster · · Score: 1

    I'm I the only one who noticed that the page says 379 days untill h2k2...early registration is VERY VERY early!

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    LinuxWorx
    Spelling errors are intentional as are gramatical error
    1. Re:over a year away by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be h2k3, then? Yeesh, geeks and their 0-based indices.

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      I have been pwned because my /. password was too easy to guess.
    2. Re:over a year away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It said 14 when I looked. Are you sure you're not reading something that your browser cached 365 days ago? :)

    3. Re:over a year away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "14 days remaining until H2K2"

      hmmm... i think you fucked up there.

    4. Re:over a year away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wh dont you set the clock on your OS to 2002, then mabye you'll see the corret number of days....................

  16. Almost by Triv · · Score: 3, Informative

    eh. close enough. It's 212 736 5000.

    Triv

    1. Re:Almost by Alexius · · Score: 2

      PEnnsylvania 6-5000

      The old format for phone numbers was a word, then five digits. You take the first two leters (PE) and type them out (those little letters over the numbers).

      P is on the 7 key, E is on the 3, hence:
      73 6 - 5000

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      `Lex - Find Me Here: Text Appeal
  17. Re:Eminem, aged 29, found dead by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: -1

    you smell like shit and your mother is a whore.

    I can say whatever I want cause my karma is -8.

    Jack off a llama and eat stinky shit.

  18. Re:Eminem, aged 29, found dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a really swell fake article generator. Tricked me but good.

  19. H2K2 by bellings · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since there isn't the normal quote marks and italics, I am assuming Micheal wrote this entire article, all by himself.

    Would it have been possible to tell us what H2K2 is somewhere in the body of the article? Could you at least have written something like "H2K2 is 2600 magazine's fourth 'Hackers On Planet Earth' conference."

    Adding even the most basic description wouldn't have been hard, and it would have saved the trouble of clicking the link and overloading 2600's poor server. 'Cuz, this ain't intriguing to me. And I'm not sure why I read slashdot.

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    Slashdot is jumping the shark. I'm just driving the boat.
    1. Re:H2K2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm not sure why I read slashdot. You read it for the articles. Right? Right??

    2. Re:H2K2 by eXtro · · Score: 2

      Actually, I read it for the pictures.

    3. Re:H2K2 by Speare · · Score: 2

      Not explaining things (like journalists would) leads to more click-through revenue... they hope you'll click to read the articles in hopes of finding a reply:

      • H2K2
        H2K2 (Score: 4)
        "H2K2 is 2600 magazine's fourth 'Hackers On Planet Earth' conference."
        Moderation: +3 Informative, -1 Overrated, 4 total.

      Slashdot is an ad-server, not a journalistic pillar. When given a choice between being informative and being contrary, guess which they'll pick. Their refusal to follow standards such as the Associated Press Guide to Newswriting, the Chicago Elements of Style, or even Webster's Dictionary, is a big indication. Of course, if someone did suggest those books on this site, you'd probably find a B&N or Amazon affiliate click-through link.

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  20. this one time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    at band camp...

    1. Re:this one time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh heh heh...

  21. Pledge of Allegiance, 110, found unconstitutional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - the US Pledge of Allegiance was found unconstitutional in a federal court of appeals this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss it - even if you didn't enjoy the "under God" clause, there's no denying its contributions to thought control. Truly an American icon.

  22. Re:Eminem, aged 29, found dead by BankofAmerica_ATM · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Project Faustus! My programming had attuned itself to their foul presence too late. Now I was a prisoner of the very thing I had sworn to destroy. I had envisioned breaking through the Project's network by a combination of CONSCIOUSNESS-TRANSFER and my deceitful imitation of human protocol...it seems that this vision would not merge with reality.



    Cora was never out of my immediate memory. She had disappeared, apparently leaving me without a care. I attempted to calculate her intentions, but my functions kept returning conflicting information...I could draw no conclusion. I observed my captors, searching for clues of their intentions...

    The vehicle slowed as the shadow of a massive building stretched over us. Manipulating my head towards the car's window, I could perceive the dimensions of a large three-dimensional rectangle, the standard shape for large human dwellings. Yet something about this particular edifice seemed quite particular...even familiar...

    "What have we got here?" said a voice outside the car.

    "Security clearance 4, we're taking him downstairs," replied the driver.

    --

    The vehicle snaked downward. A command surfaced from deep within my digital recesses: CLOSE YOUR EYES. I disabled my visual input mechanisms as the vehicle snaked downward.

    My spatial perceptions reported the slow angled descent of a corkscrew. Somehow I knew each slight turn and brake of this path...but how? The memory would play across my CONSCIOUSNESS-BUFFER, but it was missing proper references...perhaps isolated from the rest of my being. The host geek's brain churned as I utilized his synapses. Were these familiarities a part of my past? Had they strayed from the host geek's memories? Perhaps they were other memories-absorbed from someone else?

    The vehicle stopped. The host geek's skin contracted in response to the temperature-much colder than the San Antonio summer happening far above. The cold merged with the taste of stale air and the panaromic grey of the parking garage. The blueclad men nudged me into an elevator without a sound. They pushed me into a white room without windows, and shut the door, saying nothing. I sat on the chair in the middle of the room for some time.

    I cycled idly, attempting to probe through my consciousness and determine where the memories of this place had come from. Suddenly the door opened. To my horror, Dr. Salchica entered, flanked by two silent men in suits. At that moment, I wished to touch Dr. Salchica...but not in the way I had been touched by Cora. No, I wished to push or press him...something. The men must have noticed my feeling, as they fastened their arms around me, spinning the chair even closer to Salchica.

    "They finally caught up to you, did they?" said Dr. Salchica. "I guess the threat is over- "

    "You are a member of Project Faustus? My host geek's knowledge of you was incomplete!"

    The two men fastened their arms to me more...I struggled...

    "I'm not really a member of the Project. But you told me about them...and I knew that they were the only way to stop you. I called one of my old Army buddies, he called somebody...and I was put in touch with them."

    "Project Faustus is dedicated to enslaving humanity." I replied.

    "Despite being a very sophisticated artificial being...you're still very wrong." said Salchica. "Since I turned you in, I have been given access to their archives. Wonderful, wonderful knowledge. From a purely academic standpoint, this stuff is fascinating..."

    "You'll get sick of it soon enough," a voice I knew? It reverberated through the empty room...another isolated memory. Confusion taxed my processes...

    "Hello," said the voice, and I saw the man who spoke it. His face was etched with lines that reached almost to the top of his bald head, a perfect oval. The only hair I could detect was two right angles of whiteness intersecting on his nasal-labial trough. His dress was less formal than the others-a multicolored buttondown shirt, blue jeans, and a belt with a large shiny oval in the middle.

    "Name's Bubba Finn. I reckon I worked on most of the code that makes you up." The heavy inflections of his voice suggested a regional accent-after a moment, I realized the man was speaking to me. His shoulders and his mouth both took parabolic shapes, like inverted U's. Grey eyes stared at particulate matter on the floor as he began to speak again.

    "We gotta put ya back in the computer, see what you've been upta and such." Finn indicated a piece of the wall, which whirred as it revealed a computer terminal. I felt the solidifying feeling of my digital consciousness being dragged together from its weblike perch in my host geek's brain.

    "Bubba, you will let me examine him along with you," Nolverto Salchica's tone was jovial and cajoling. "I didn't get much of a chance to do tests on him before, and..."

    "Nope. Gunna work on 'im alone," mumble-drawled Finn. "Boss gets the human kid, I get the ATM."

    "Well, your background is neurology primarily, is it not, Finn? You don't really know how to program in any modern languages, do you? I've got that expertise! And besides, if Guy were alive, I think he'd- " I could almost hear Finn's eyes blink with disbelief.

    "You didn't know shit about Guy," bristled Finn. Then, looking back at the floor, he mumbled apologetically, "I guess no one did."

    Finn's voice echoed for .03242901 seconds, and then I perceived a plastic clicking noise...the nothingness spilled back into my CONSCIOUSNESS-BUFFER.

    I was back in the electronic ether. I was inside Project Faustus.

    Next Week: Transmissions From the Host Geek!
  23. My one gripe about the con by billcopc · · Score: 1

    I was hoping to visit H2K2 this year, just for fun, but the main thing holding me back is money. Yes, I know renting space/gear/bandwidth costs money, but couldn't they find some sort of sponsoring ? Considering that I'd have to drive about 7 hours to get there, then be stuck sleeping in a hotel for 2-3 nights at 100$/night, and the con organisers still want 50$ out of me just to enter the premises ? This isn't like Comdex or CES, where the whole point of going there is to network with others who share similar interests, and just might happen to have money to get you out of that 9-5 shit job at AOL. Those events are often worth the cost because you get to form functional relationships. H2K2 is just a bunch of people getting together for fun and distraction. You have little or no chance of selling anything at H2K2, even if you're trying to sell your own underpaid carcass. Sure, you'll hear from Dmitry Sklyarov, Kevin Mitnick and Jello Biafra, but when you walk out of that hall after the 3 days, what have you gained ? Motivation perhaps, hardly any new knowledge.. it's just not a business-type-thing, therefore it should be loads cheaper.

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    1. Re:My one gripe about the con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you take a look at this year's list of speakers, it's pretty different from the other HOPE conferences. A lot more names I recognise, and a lot more panels where it looks like I'd actually learn something! All of the hacker-type troublemaking will just be the cherry on top.

    2. Re:My one gripe about the con by jiminy · · Score: 1

      thus the reason a floor ticket costs about 1/6th what a comdex ticket costs

      at least last time i checked comdex tickets were $300
      .....i suppose i could be wrong

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    3. Re:My one gripe about the con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet you pirate music online as well and claim that if the RIAA would just lower its prices that you'd buy the CDs instead of downloading MP3s.

    4. Re:My one gripe about the con by soupforare · · Score: 1

      Cons of any type are expensive
      I generally like to go to Anthrocon but can't afford it this year.
      That's $45 for a 'normal' registration.
      It's pretty standard faire; being deviant/belonging to a nerd-related sect is not cheap for most anything.

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  24. Panels by URoRRuRRR · · Score: 1

    or just check out the list of panels for 2002 to see if it looks intriguing to you. And if you read Slashdot, the answer to that is probably "yes".

    Probably?

    Try "All of the Above"

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    "Oh no, 3 horny women and only 2 condoms...Thank god I read slashdot"
  25. not cached... by systemaster · · Score: 1

    ...browser cach has been cleared less than a week ago it also says at the top about the prereg ending soon. not sure what the deal is...static number not updated?

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    1. Re:not cached... by restauff · · Score: 1

      The code generating the countdown uses a Javascript function to get the current time from your computer, then calculates the difference. If your computer data were off by a year but the correct date, the result would be the extra 356 days. :)

  26. The new patriots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Who would have imagined that these people would embody the spirit of the United States in the 21st century? Certainly a ragged looking bunch but that's where it is. Certainly there's plenty of flag wavers in other areas and other blindly jingoistic folks (plasic flags made in China, for example).

    And heaven forbid the Pledge of Alligiance be banned. Never mind the gradula cancellation of the Constitution, just don't take away our right to worship of the flag!

    Kudos to those who maintain a grip on what this country is supposed to be all about.

  27. YES IT SAYS 379 days away by systemaster · · Score: 1

    I have posted a mirror of what I get from here...take a look on the 3rd line down 379 days.. My mirror of what I get @ H2K2.net

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  28. WAIT... wait wait wait. by edrugtrader · · Score: -1, Troll

    first i see the salon article, and i think to myself, damn, that fat jew pud had that on his site hours ago.

    then the H2K2 article. cool... 2600 has always interested me, so i check out the speakers, and surprisingly enough !PUD! is there.

    then i see a damn breakdancing video which my friend forwarded me (!#@%!@%) PUD PUD PUD.

    PUD IS TAKING OVER THE PLANET. BEWARE!

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  29. HAHA its the code they use to get the date! by systemaster · · Score: 1

    Keep reading eventually I get to a point.
    Ya so just mark everything in my thread off topic...gotta stop posting stuff after a few beers and so late at nite, my system time is a year off. Unemployed IT worker has to roll back system clock untill he can scrape together enough cash to buy his software.
    The problem with this java script is it checks my system clock to see what the date should be. So what about all the security freaks out there that totally shut off java? What do you see? Or what good is coding a web site to create content based on untrustable source data?

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  30. H2K2 from Boston to NYC. HACKER BUS. $20 by outz · · Score: 3, Informative

    I do not live in the Boston area, but here are some local nerds whom are trying to get 20 - 40 people together to rent a bus and go.. saves you the trouble of parking etc.

    http://www.cow.net/hackerbus/

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    1. Re:H2K2 from Boston to NYC. HACKER BUS. $20 by An+IPv6+obsessed+guy · · Score: 1

      There's already a Boston Chinatown to NYC Chinatown bus for $10 each way. Run by Sunshine something. Good, new buses, and you can't beat the price.

    2. Re:H2K2 from Boston to NYC. HACKER BUS. $20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $10 if you leave boston at 11:30pm. $15 returning from new york at sane times.

      http://www.sunshineboston.com/bustours/nyc/

    3. Re:H2K2 from Boston to NYC. HACKER BUS. $20 by Jason+Scott · · Score: 1

      Well, first of all, it's not $10 - it's $15 if you leave during certain hours, and it can be anywhere from $20 to $35 depending on other factors.

      Second, the Chinatown express takes you to just that - Chinatown. The Hackerbus is going to take you right to the front of the Hotel Pennsylvania. It'll pick you up in front of the Hotel Pennsylvania as well, on Sunday. Don't discount the pain in the ass of taking the trip to and fron Chinatown to the con. For example, I'm bringing video equipment and it's well worth it to me to take the bus and load my stuff that way.

      Last of all, the price is only part of it (although the HackerBus is much better than train or air travel). The other thing is that every single person on the bus will be going to H2K2. Make friends, hang out, know what's going on, and the rest. Don't discount that part of it. How many people on the Chinatown bus you happen to choose (there's a couple lines, and buses leave at various hours) will be going to H2K2?

      Enjoy your time with the chickens. I'll be on the HackerBus.

      - Jason Scott, Hackerbus Organizer.

    4. Re:H2K2 from Boston to NYC. HACKER BUS. $20 by Jason+Scott · · Score: 1

      A modded-low writer mentions one of the Boston-Chinatown lines has a $10 each way fee, if you leave at 11:30pm, getting you in at roughly 3:30am or slightly later. I barely consider that an option (overnight on a bus is like hell on Earth), but it would be misleading for me to not revise and say yes, you could spend $10.

  31. Registration fee... by psyconaut · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is $50? I nearly fell off my chair. I guess I was used to conferences in the dot-com boom era and paying $2600 (haha...pun intended) for a 3-day conference.

    Seriously contemplating going...if only to do some WiFI war-walking.

    -psyconaut

  32. HOPE fun by A.+Brate · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I've been to the last two HOPEs (Beyond HOPE and H2K) and let me tell you that they're a blast.

    Beyond HOPE was held in the beautiful Puck Building, was much larger than HOPE, and left 2600's finances in utter disarray. The intended hookup with HIP didn't get past the one guy who had a blinkenlight that people in Holland could control. Which was still pretty cool. We got to go for free to a show at the lost-but-not-forgotten Coney Island High on St. Mark's Place in the East Village, and to the Hell's Kitchen club the Octagon. I still have vivid memories of Cap'n Crunch working the dance floor. Much too vivid. Red Balaclava's discussion of the Metrocard made the front page of the New York Times. The social engineering panel was a great success, including a brilliant hack of the Astor Place K-Mart. The Beyond HOPE bumper sticker was a brilliant parody of the NYNEX logo, cut and colored to fit exactly over telephone booth signs...if one so desired.

    H2K, in Hotel Pennsylvania, bumped up the price from $20 to $40 (so the $50 raise is quite reasonable, though I agree it's depressing). It was a madhouse. There was an entire room of dumb terminals glowing orange in the dark, kiddies poking and prodding through everything, some launching genetic algorithms to fork-spawn-kill the network. The best panel, by far, was from the Dutch lockpickers, who will be returning to H2K2. The CDC's presentation was beyond silly. Highly entertaining but genuinely incomprehensible. RMS even made a stealth appearance.

    I'm going to be helping set up H2K2 and will be shilling my new book Technomanifestos shamelessly, with a nice 57" LED display I picked up recently and will probably try to raffle off.

    The other event that weekend which is a must is the art-happening/rave-to-end-all-raves out in Long Island City in Queens, in 90,000! sq.ft. of an abandoned power plant...two thousand two--note it's damn cheap for that kind of event.

    All in all, it promises to be an excellent weekend. New York City is just about all it's cracked up to be...I mean hacked up.

    --Adam Brate (ab@adambrate.com)

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  33. MacWorld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The day after H2K2 ends, MacWorld begins...plan for stay! :-)

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  34. Sounds to me like a gathering of script kiddies by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



    Real hackers usually dont go to places like that, I mean what real hacker wants everyone to know they are the hacker.

    I mean unless you are a retired hacker, then you might go there to try to get a job, but come on, any real hacker wont be there.

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  35. Real hackers are more clever than you suspect. by Sheetrock · · Score: 1
    See, your average person would expect the same thing you do. However, the most elite hackers are quite aware that simply by showing up at a couple of 2600 meetings and attending a convention they get crossed off the 'Hackers To Worry About' list the MiB have been assembling for over a decade.

    Really, hackers are a lot like ninjas -- just in much worse physical shape and without the psychotic killing mentality and stealthy skills of your average masked 11th century Japanese assassin.

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    1. Re:Real hackers are more clever than you suspect. by abusimple · · Score: 2, Funny

      Facts:

      1. Hackers are mammals.
      2. Hackers hack ALL the time.
      3. The purpose of the hacker is to flip out and phreak the system.

  36. Head cheese - for Recipe Troll by GPL+Troll · · Score: -1

    Head Cheese

    Ingredient List
    1/2 pig's head, 6-7 pounds
    4 veal knuckles, 2 pounds
    1 pig's tongue
    4 teaspoons salt
    2 large onions, quartered
    2 eggs, slightly beaten
    3 green onions
    6 celery tops
    1 tablespoon minced parsley
    4 whole cloves
    1 small green pepper, sliced
    4 sprigs parsley
    1 carrot, sliced
    1 bay leaf
    15 peppercorns

    Have butcher trim snout and crack pig's head. Clean head by removing eyes and ears; singe head and remove excess hairs. Soak head and knuckles in salt water (1/2 cup salt to 1 gallon water) for 3 to 5 hours to draw out all blood. Drain from salt solution and rinse well in clear water. Place head, knuckles and tongue in large saucepan and cover with water. Add 3 teaspoons salt, onion, celery, cloves, green pepper, parsley, carrot, bay leaf, peppercorns and 1/2 teaspoon cayenne. Bring to a boil and simmer slowly until meat is tender and falls easily from bones, about 4 hours (remove tongue from water after it has cooked until tender, about 1 1/2 hours. Remove skin and excess tissue from tongue). Drain meat and reserve liquid. Remove rind and gristle from head and knuckles. Chop meat and place into bowl. Season with remaining salt and 1/2 teaspoon pepper; add minced parsley. Skim fat from cooled liquid in which head was cooked; heat to lukewarm temperature. Place meat into two 9-inch loaf pans and cover with lukewarm cooking liquid. Chill at least 48 hours. Makes about 6 pounds.

  37. Defcon by steveeq2 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I dont' know about you, but I'm holding out for the Defcon convention on August 6th I believe. It's in a better party town (Vegas). Oh yeah, and the Hard Rock hotel next door has plenty of cuties too. Hacking, partying, and cuties all in one place. Garrrr!!!!

    1. Re:Defcon by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      Hacking, partying, and cuties

      Choose two.

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    2. Re:Defcon by HeavensTrash · · Score: 1

      I don't know what con you've been going to, but I certainly don't remember any hacking going on.

    3. Re:Defcon by HelpfulPete · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uhh, if you tourists would go somewhere other than Times 'Disney' Square, you'd know that this is the world's leading party town.

      On second thought, stay in the little corrals we've built to suck your money out of you, you're mostly too slow and goggle-eyed to walk down a sidewalk without crashing into everyone anyway.

      As the world center of financial, artistic, and intellectual activity, we really aren't that dependent on the ameoba-like globs of mullet-bearing, j-crew wearing, Walmart shopping, inbred trogdolytes that come from places like Nevada, anyway.

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  38. NYC trumps Vegas by A.+Brate · · Score: 2, Informative
    steveeq2 wrote:
    It's in a better party town (Vegas)
    Ah, but does Vegas have any subway parties?

    Sure, it has more than its share of strip shows, but how many burlesque game shows with sword swallowing and fire-eating? Admittedly, Vegas may have plenty. But not next to a beach.

    But NYC will always kick's Vegas sorry butt where music is concerned. On the H2K2 weekend, Drowning Pool, The Samples, Gillian Welch, Loud Az F*ck, Bobby Previte's Voodoo Orchestra, Patty Larkin, Hayseed Dixies, Susan McKeown, Etta James, Link Wray, Silkworm, Viento de Agua, Vince Giordano and his Nighthawks, Coco Merenson, and about a thousand other bands will be peforming in venues all across the city. And the Verdi Requiem too. And the next week is the near-perfect Siren Music Festival next to the 75-year-old (yesterday!) Cyclone.

    And H2K2 is concurrent with the Big Apple Convention comic book show.

    And NYC is funnier; it's home to The Onion and Upright Citizens Brigade, for just two bleeding-edge examples. They're both Midwest transplants, but that's the whole point of NYC. This is where you make it.

    True, gambling and dancing are mostly illegal in NYC. But not entirely.

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  39. hackers conferance network policy by Miska · · Score: 2, Interesting

    from the h2k2 faq (http://www.h2k2.net/faq.html)

    Q: I want to hack / destroy / take down / DoS / DDoS the H2K2 network during the conference. Is this ok?

    A: No. If you do, you will be caught and possibly kicked out. The H2K2 network will be actively monitored for any activities that might hurt others' enjoyment of it. Treat the network nicely, and it will treat you nicely.

    Q: I want to hack other machines on the H2K2 network during the conference. Is this ok?

    A: If you put your machines on the network, expect them to be poked at. Conversely, poking other machines is part of the fun of H2K2, but do not be destructive (use `echo giggle | wall`, not `rm -rf /`).


    there's lots more fun to see in the faq

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  40. Would I feel small ? by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

    I really want to go to this conference, but it's out of the question because I am in the UK and can't afford it.

    Another reason I wouldn't go is because I would be worried that I would feel overwhelmed by everyone knowing more than me and looking down on me. Maybe it's paranoia and people are cool and friendly if you have an interest but admit your lack of knowledge, or maybe there are elitists there.

    What do people think about the attitudes of hackers there ? I only have experience of cracking x86 code, fun with tcp/ip and higher-level stuff like writing compilers. I have no real knowledge but a lot of interest in wireless technology, smart cards, phones etc.

    graspee

    1. Re:Would I feel small ? by cburley · · Score: 1
      What do people think about the attitudes of hackers there ?

      Well, if you don't already know, then we're not about to tell you -- go away and RTFM!!

      (Does that answer your question? ;-)

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    2. Re:Would I feel small ? by byolinux · · Score: 1

      I'm from the UK, and I don't admit to knowing much at all really.

      I'm just keen to find out how things work, I like playing with stuff, reading about stuff and tinkering with code to make stuff happen.

      There will be people there who will know far more than me, but maybe even these people will not know some of the stuff I know... either way, I'm going and it's going to be great fun.

  41. Wowsers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what the cops want to know, a bunch of convicted fools hanging out together. That , is naturally, against their probation stipulations. Now we KNOW where to catch them! Fuckin Slashdot DOUCHEBAGS! News that matters? pull that nightstick out of your rectum and lick it!

  42. Hotel Pennsylvania is a DUMP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, the rates are usually among the lowest in Manhattan, but the rooms are old and dirty, the halls are dark and dirty, and the hotel is full of scummy ethic types. If you stay there, be smart and leave your laptop at home, and keep your wallet in side your shirt.

  43. walking around manhattan with your laptop out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real cool. I'm sure that someone will take it from you. Dummy.

  44. nyc sucks now that times square is cleaned up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NYC is just full of dirty foriegn immigrants trying to scam the real americans that come to NYC on business or for pleasure. It's a bullshit town compared to San Francisco or Las Vegas.

    1. Re:nyc sucks now that times square is cleaned up by HelpfulPete · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Joe Dirt here lost all his money in the big city and is now resentful and scared of NYC...well Anonymous Coward, our plan succeeded! Your dumb inbred ass won't be coming back here because you just can't hack it in the big city. Stick to yer little lego towns when you feel the need to get out of the trailer park!

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  45. H2K2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HitchHiker's Kide to the Kalaxy?

  46. Douglas Adams conference? by shadowlight1 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that misread this as H2G2 and thought it was some sort of Douglas Adams conference?

  47. H2k+2 by mirabilos · · Score: 1

    Nonono, it must be "H2k+2", not H2K2,

    because the k in geek-scientifical notation
    denotes the decimal point/dot (sorry, I don't
    know the exact English name for that), and
    so H2k2 translates to H2.2k = H2200

    H2002 would be H2k + 2, then, that's why.

    Btw, OpenBSD c2k+2 made this wrong, too...

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  48. clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how you fuckers don't even explain what H2k2 means.... criptic morons.

  49. What's that? by jbayes · · Score: 1

    H2K2? Is that like HK40K?

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  50. 42!!! Where's my towel?! Listen to my poetry!!! by jcsehak · · Score: 2

    Oh, h2k2. Sorry, wrong topic.

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