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FBI Raids Homes and Seizes Bandwidth Pirates' PCs

Saturated Subnet writes "Recently in Toledo, OH FBI agents and a local police task force raided 13 residence and seized 23 computers. Some users of the local cable broadband provider had uncapped their cable modems." It appears to be a smaller ISP, and the article says these 23 people cost them a quarter of a million bucks. Who has time to look at $10,800 worth of pr0n?

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  1. pr0n by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who has time to look at $10,800 worth of pr0n?

    Taco, some things in life you make time for.

  2. Why is this agent smiling? by idonotexist · · Score: 2, Funny
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    1. Re:Why is this agent smiling? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny
      He's smiling because the dept. is finally going to have that Unreal LAN Tournament.

      D04Nu75 00\/\/z y()()!

  3. OR operator by mike3411 · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to their statement, Buckeye should stand the bandwidth usage, or condone it - "The use of excessive bandwidth is something that Buckeye does not condone or will not stand."

    Since they called in the FBI, they clearly aren't standing for that kind of thing. So I guess what they're really trying to say is that they condone cable modem uncapping?

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  4. Re:TOS by qurob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, by the Highway Patrol/RCMP/What-have-you, but you wouldn't expect the National Guard to be scrambled to intercept your car.

    Obivously, you don't play much Grand Theft Auto 3

  5. just wait... by md27 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bad guys uncap modems: $0 (they're h4x0rs after all)
    FBI arrests bandwidth stealers: $4,000
    Bad guys sue FBI for violating their ( choose one, civil rights, first amendment rights, blah blah) and win settlement: $25,000,000
    So let's recap:
    Uncle Sam: Out $25,004,000
    Cable Company: Same as before
    Bad Guys: You can buy a hell of a lot of bandwidth with $25,004,000
    Another wonderful example of our legal system at "work".

  6. Classic Quote by slntnsnty · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Most of the broadband providers are really just beginning to learn how the networks perform, what the possibilities are, and how they deal with theft," he said.
    My sides hurt from laughing at this. How many years do they need to be in the business before they figure out how their networks perform? Even better question... How can they feel justified to sell us a service they don't understand? How do they know $225000 or whatever amount of money was stolen if they can't explain a simple thing like networking??
    Just a thought

  7. Oh man! by dmarien · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry I wasn't able to post sooner regarding this story, but I got home from school, and all my computer shit was confiscated! I had to go next door just to check my e-mail!

    This blows, and shit -- is my friends cable internet connection really this slow?

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  8. Re:And they needed the FBI for this? by daniel_isaacs · · Score: 5, Funny

    True. But why take the PC's? The bandwith isn't on them. :)

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  9. Re:And they needed the FBI for this? by zbuffered · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw fine them a total of damages + (damages * 3), plus give them 90 days in the can each.

    I say we fine them damages + (damages * 4) - damages. You can call me apologist if you want, but damages + (damages * 3) is just too much!

    Oh, and no more than three months in jail. None of that draconian 90 days stuff. Let the punishment fit the crime.

    ;)

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  10. THe worst thing you can do to them is.... by ender-iii · · Score: 2, Funny

    The worst thing you can do to them is force them to use dial up.

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  11. Re:Capping bandwidth is trivial by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Funny

    and what do you think is a T1 or a T3?

    Precursor to OC-x. OC-1 is rated at 51.84Mbps.

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  12. Re:And they needed the FBI for this? by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

    "True. But why take the PC's? The bandwith isn't on them. :)"

    Probably because the FBI saw the "The Internet" icon on the desktop and thought they had stolen it.

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  13. Yet Kenneth Lay hasn't been charged with ANYTHING by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's see, steal billions, defraud 401K pension plans, no problem. Steal otherwise-unused bandwith, get arrested.

    Yep, One Nation, Under God has sure served as a good moral compass these last 48 years.