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"Sex Education" For Pandas

Posted by timothy on from the something-to-moan-about dept.

ahertz writes: "If only it were this easy for geeks! CNN is reporting that officials at the China Giant Panda Breeding Center in Woolong, China are showing... err... panda pr0n to increase the sex drive of captive pandas. The program is apparently quite effective, as birth rates have risen dramatically."

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  1. It IS that easy... by Jester998 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We watch pr0n all the time, and I'm sure our sex drive is quite high.

    Of course, the problem with US is the opposite sex... it's nothin' to do with how horny we are. :)

    - Jester

  2. A better report than the CNN one... by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://www.seanbaby.com/news/pandaporn.htm

    Maby not more informative, but a hell of a lot funnier.

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  3. panda porn by brejc8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mechanic panda: Dein bamboo air condition machine ist nit operational?
    Girl Panda 1: Ja es ist soo hot.
    Girl Panda 2: Dein mastash ist so grose
    [Break into wukacha guitar music]

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  4. Eureka! by SuperguyA1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That explains the sudden spike in traffic to alt.sex.binaries.bears.pandas I was worried for a minute.

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  5. They'd better teach good manners... by Deagol · · Score: 4, Funny

    or they'll send in Sexual Harassment Panda!

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  6. Cool! Pornda Stars! by isotope23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So who did they get to star in them?

    Bamboobs?
    Pandy Stripe?
    Pand Solo?

    And what about Pornda film titles?

    Grin and Bear it?
    Hot Bamboobs? (see pornda name above..)
    Ling-Ling does Szechuan?

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