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Cracking Down on MP3s at the Office

jhaberman writes "News.com has a story about how corporations are now starting to crack down on networked MP3's, not necessarily for the reasons you might think." Talks about legal issues, as well as bandwidth issues, and the simple issue of employees wasting their employers time.

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  1. But the best quote from the article... by chennes · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Some of these corporations, we are told, have their own little networks--that is very clearly illegal."
    --RIAA President Cary Sherman

    Man, I hope this one was taken out of context!!

    1. Re:But the best quote from the article... by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why of course. We need to outlaw LANs, because just like Napster and WinMX and Kazaa etc... they have the capability of exchanging files and/or other data with other people.

      Clearly a travesty.

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  2. uh, taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    from the but-i-need-those-tunes-to-live dept.

    CmdrTaco - I think you'll be fine. Last I checked, you're not a blonde female, and your mp3's arent repititions of "Breathe in .... Breathe out .... Breathe in .... Breathe out ...."

  3. Re:Bring your MP3's to work on CD-Rom... by usr122122121 · · Score: 2, Funny
    These days it's tantamount to having porno on the corporate fileserver.
    so, what if you work for a porn distribution corporation? are mp3s okay then?
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  4. Thank jebus... by DigitalHammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    At my workplace, the woman in the cubicle neighboring mine plays Hanson and Bette Midler mp3s off of her personal server on open-air earphones for 5 hours straight. Everyone within a 10 foot radius hates her because of that. Even the boss tells her it's reducing our performance-ever since she set up that server, our productivity and innovation has gone down dramatically. The boss decided to shut down the server to get us back on track, but the RIAA got to him before he had the chance.

    We're probably the only people glad that the RIAA is cracking down on businesses with mp3 filled servers. :)

  5. Are there any other reasons? by Speare · · Score: 4, Funny

    • [C]orporations are now starting to crack down on networked MP3's, not necessarily for the reasons you might think. [The article talks] about legal issues, as well as bandwidth issues, and the simple issue of employees wasting their employers time.

    Oh, well, I guess they would be cracking down for the reasons I might think.

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  6. Unconstitutional by Procrasturbator · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's unpatriotic. I'll never let them take away my MP3 of "Let the Eagle Soar".

  7. Re:My company's policy is to fire by abe+ferlman · · Score: 5, Funny

    our company has installed special "anti-fun" headsets on all employee units. We called them "shit-colored glasses" for a while until Helen lost her job for saying it at a staff meeting; now we just call them "productivity goggles".

    They are some pretty amazing technology- they filter out bright colors from your field of vision so you won't be distracted, and they give you a mild electrical shock (akin to the type of therapy used to treat homosexuality in the '50's) whenever you have a creative thought. It's pretty amazing, you can really focus on what you set out to do so long as it's mind-numbingly banal.

    But other than that working for the MPAA isn't too bad.

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    microsoftword.mp3 - it doesn't care that they're not words...
  8. Yes, please save us from ourselves by smcavoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What you really want to do is protect people from themselves," --Frank Gillman (Guy who works at company that makes web filters for adults at work).

    Bring on the straight jackets, and urine testing.

  9. you are all wasting the corporate dime... by edrugtrader · · Score: 5, Funny

    by reading this article!

    back to work!

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  10. Re:Bring your MP3's to work on CD-Rom... by neuroticia · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only if they contain loud moaning sounds.

    -Sara