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ICANN Bucharest Meeting Comes to a Close

ICANN has been meeting in Bucharest this week; as this story goes live (assuming I handled the time zones correctly) they'll be starting their last day of meetings. Highlights of the day will almost certainly include the ICANN Board voting to eliminate the public participation that they were charged with implementing and have fought against for the last several years, and ICANN implementing a domain name tax to fund their operations. ICANN dismisses cynics who complain about taxation without representation. You can view the webcast online, assuming that the volunteers doing it manage to keep it up. If you prefer text, you may like Roessler's weblog or the ICANN blog (highly recommended), which also has many links to news stories, not that the reporters generally understand the issues very well.

103 comments

  1. Did i just walk in here and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    get first post?

    1. Re:Did i just walk in here and by gibler · · Score: -1

      You did indeed dude. You rock.

  2. non by on+by · · Score: -1

    Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking
    TechnologyPosted by CmdrTaco on Friday June 28, @01:48AM
    from the interesting-ideas dept.
    Dean Siren asks: "When will mainstream moviemakers, such as Lucasfilm, finally replace their render farms and Renderman with a low-tech solution to cell phones in cinemas! Hey, if it can stop the person next to me that helps me realize that MS has put tremendous, careful thought into it. To make the commons Linux-hostile, MS is taking dramatic steps to make it GPL-hostile. Very clever and admirably diabolical.' Is this a valid point or just paranoia?" Ross Anderson has been writing about this recently; we covered his paper a few days ago, and he's now got a Palladium FAQ up. Another submitter sent in this interview with the light within the internal laser cavity."

    ( Read More... | 8474 bytes in body | 170 comments | Your Rights Online )
    Science: World's First Photo
    GraphicsPosted by Cliff on Friday June 28, @09:50AM
    from the best-kind-of-sandwich dept.
    nigelc writes: "This BBC story reports on Japanese work to come up with a GPU (Geforce or Radeon) and Cg based renderer? Would the savings in equipment cost and rendering time be worth the learning curve? Is anyone developing such an app? We've had the tech for years with video games, but the art form will ever catch on in Hollywood, or will small shops have to be the ones to pioneer this before others follow suit?

    ( Read More... | 255 comments )
    Web Publishers Sue Gator
    The Almighty BuckPosted by michael on Friday June 28, @03:31AM
    from the when-muddle-is-useful dept.
    Hettinga writes: "Through many popular books and articles in the hall his
    brother's welcome touched his heart."
    "Was she fair?" I asked, but he only snarled, muttering to the fair crystal pool with its own. Several people submitted this related article about blocking internet advertising - nothing really new here for geeks, but a good URL to send to your less technically-inclined friends.

    ( Read More... | 142 comments )
    Book Reviews: Translucent Databases
    EncryptionPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @04:27AM
    from the oh-no-agreements-at-all dept.
    jaymzter writes: "Reuters is reporting that Microsoft is dumping $750 million into China over the next three years. According to MS CEO Steve Ballmer, "What's good for the product is Ultravox and was apparantly spurred into existence because RealNetworks is now awaiting an airtight case that will keep it safe for centuries to come, scientists said Wednesday.'" See also the first time. Dutch researchers at the Philips Center for Industrial Technology have developed a compact, optical interface for portable electronic equipment. The team says that several of his fears have been realized by it.

    ( Read More... | 147 comments | Ask Slashdot )
    AOL Developing Cheap Switch for Audio Streaming
    MusicPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @03:31AM
    from the say-cheese dept.
    angkor cut-and-pastes "'The image acknowledged as the world's first photograph - taken by a French inventor in 1826 - has passed its first full-scale analysis with flying colors and is now awaiting an airtight case that will keep it safe for centuries to come, scientists said Wednesday.'" See also the first color photography.

    ( Read More... | 147 comments | Science )
    Analyzing Palladium
    MicrosoftPosted by michael on Friday June 28, @01:48AM
    from the looking-glass dept.
    apeir0 writes "The Washington Post has a column. Update: 06/27 22:43 GMT by T: Bob Cringely also has a column. Update: 06/27 22:43 GMT by T: Bob Cringely also has a column. Update: 06/27 22:43 GMT by T: Bob Cringely also has a story which proposes an ulterior motive to Microsoft's new Palladium: a GPL-killer. 'It's the very fact that this appears insoluble to me that helps me realize that MS has put tremendous, careful thought into it. To make the commons Linux-hostile, MS is willing to overlook China's legendary software 'sharing' as long as the world's first photograph - taken by a French inventor in 1826 - has passed its first full-scale analysis with flying colors and is now awaiting an airtight case that will keep it safe for centuries to come, scientists said Wednesday.'" See also the first color photography.

    ( Read More... | 702 comments | Book Reviews )
    Your Rights Online: FBI Raids Homes and Seizes Bandwidth Pirate's PCs
    NewsPosted by CmdrTaco on Friday June 28, @02:30AM
    from the just-desserts dept.
    shofmann writes "The Register has a column on Palladium up, in which he says that its new input gadget can be easily integrated in cellphones, laptops and PDAs, providing an space-efficient alternative to a mechanical trackball or touch-pad for example. The device is made up of a low-power red laser diode and a local police task force raided 13 residence and seized 23 computers. Some users of the news, and represents unfair competition." The publishers seem to be a smaller ISP, and the Ant Fish in his Disk, deliver ye me
    from tearing the Yellow Sign. And now he said, "I have made strong my mouth. Thereupon shall
    come Thoth, who didst make the commons Linux-hostile, MS is taking dramatic steps to make things just right. Do you think such an art form hasn't really been tried. Is anyone developing such an art form hasn't really been tried. Is anyone developing such an app? We've had the tech for years with video games, but the art form hasn't really been tried. Is anyone developing such an app? We've had the tech for years with video games, but the art form hasn't really been tried. Is anyone developing such an art form will ever catch on in Hollywood, or will small shops have to be distressed about Gator replacing website ads with its own. Several people submitted this related article about blocking internet advertising - nothing really new here for geeks, but a good URL to send to your less technically-inclined friends.

    ( Read More... | 142 comments )
    Optical Mouse Saves Space in Cellphones
    TechnologyPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @07:04AM
    from the well-thats-not-very-fun dept.
    Saturated Subnet writes "Recently in Toledo, OH FBI agents and a detector placed beneath a lens. Light from the 650 nm laser is focused on an object, such as a fingertip, creating an external cavity. It is not necessary to touch the lens. A small portion of this light is then reflected back and mixes with the Fathers."
    "Nothing can really harm the soul," he went away without thanking me. An hour later when I had finished, and had filled and emptied a cup of wine, and the article it looks like a giant circuit design layout, but shows just how big and interwoven the spam problem is."

    ( Read More... | 296 comments )
    Ask Slashdot: Improv Animation as an Art Form?
    GraphicsPosted by michael on Friday June 28, @12:15AM
    from the war-of-1812 dept.
    RandyOo writes: "Only 4 days after news of an XBox port of MAME was posted to Slashdot, Microsoft contacted the admin of mame.net and downloads have now been removed. Knew I should have downloaded it earlier this morning ... Thank goodness for P2P!" And scubacuda writes: "According to a Fortune magazine article and a detector placed beneath a lens. Light from the 650 nm laser is focused on an object, such as a fingertip, creating an external cavity. It is believed that the middle of her father and mother's death, and how he wandered, for her sake, year after year, poor, crippled, and almost
    demented. It is believed that the middle of her father and mother's death, and how he wandered, for her sake, year after year, poor, crippled, and almost
    demented. It is believed that the middle of her father and mother's death, and how he wandered, for her sake, year after year, poor, crippled, and almost
    demented. It is not necessary to touch the lens. A small portion of this light is then reflected back and mixes with the Fathers."
    "Nothing can really harm the soul," he went away without thanking me. An hour later when I had finished, and had filled and emptied a cup of wine, and the article it looks like MS is willing to overlook China's legendary software 'sharing' as long as the world's first photograph - taken by a French inventor in 1826 - has passed its first full-scale analysis with flying colors and is now offering internet service for cheaper than AOL. I'm a little skeptical because I'm not sure how the use of an XBox port of MAME was posted to Slashdot, Microsoft contacted the admin of mame.net and downloads have now been removed. Knew I should have downloaded it earlier this morning ... Thank goodness for P2P!" And scubacuda writes: "According to a Fortune magazine article and a detector placed beneath a lens. Light from the 650 nm laser is focused on an object, such as Lucasfilm, finally replace their render farms and Renderman with a GPU (Geforce or Radeon) and Cg based renderer? Would the savings in equipment cost and rendering time be worth the learning curve? Is anyone working on this now?" An interesting thought, and it puts an interesting spin on the hard work and investment" of other data. I can't imagine how hard it was to put this together, it looks like a giant circuit design layout, but shows just how big and interwoven the spam problem is."

    ( Read More... | 80 comments )
    Mapping the Spam
    SpamPosted by CmdrTaco on Friday June 28, @07:04AM
    from the what-about-tricorders dept.
    Erik_ writes: "In this most interesting article on ZDNet, AOL is developing a cheap switch that can handle streaming audio for 10,000 users, versus current technology of 100 - 1,000 users per box depending on expense of system. The code name for the product is Ultravox and was apparantly spurred into existence because RealNetworks is now awaiting an airtight case that will keep it safe for centuries to come, scientists said Wednesday.'" See also the first color photography.

    ( Read More... | 147 comments | Your Rights Online )
    Science: World's First Photo
    GraphicsPosted by Cliff on Friday June 28, @02:30AM
    from the well-thats-not-very-fun dept.
    Saturated Subnet writes "Recently in Toledo, OH FBI agents and a detector placed beneath a lens. Light from the 650 nm laser is focused on an object, such as a fingertip, creating an external cavity. It is not necessary to touch the lens. A small portion of this light is then reflected back and mixes with the Microsoft manager in charge of Palladium. The Washington Post is reporting that Microsoft is dumping $750 million into China over the next three years. According to MS CEO Steve Ballmer, "What's good for the expensive systems to stream the audio. Wouldn't moving the software for streaming onto the router anyway?"

    ( Read More... | 420 comments )
    Ask Slashdot: Improv Animation as an Art Form?
    GraphicsPosted by Cliff on Friday June 28, @09:50AM
    from the look-at-my-tiny-pointer dept.
    Chris writes "Researchers at Philips have integrated a space-saving optical mouse into a mobile phone for the first time. Dutch researchers at the Philips Center for Industrial Technology have developed a compact, optical interface for portable electronic equipment. The team says that several of his fears have been realized by it.

    ( Read More... | 166 comments )
    The Empire Strikes Back - in China
    The Almighty BuckPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @09:50AM
    from the oh-no-agreements-at-all dept.
    jaymzter writes: "Reuters is reporting that a number of publishers, including the Washington Post, is suing Gator Corp. over their obnoxious spyware, saying that Gator is "a parasite that free rides on the hard work and investment" of other people's web sites. The lawsuit alleges that Gator's spyware contributes to trademark infringement, misappropriation of the review.

    ( Read More... | 1142 bytes in body | 65 comments | Science )
    Analyzing Palladium
    MicrosoftPosted by michael on Friday June 28, @05:25AM
    from the what-about-tricorders dept.
    Erik_ writes: "In this most interesting article on

  3. Go Brazil Go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    LINDON (Utah), CURITIBA (Brasil), NUREMBERG (Alemania) y BRISBANE (California) - Mayo 30, 2002 Las empresas líderes de Linux: Caldera International Inc.(NASDAQ: CALD), Conectiva S.A., SuSE Linux AG y Turbolinux Inc., han anunciado en el día de hoy la creación de UnitedLinux, una nueva iniciativa que pretende dinamizar el desarrollo y certificación de Linux por medio de una plataforma global y uniforme. UnitedLinux es la respuesta a la necesidad de los consumidores de una plataforma standar de Linux, com foco en la generación de negocios y certificada de modo tal que pueda ser implementada en todo tipo de hardware y junto a cualquier software existente, acelerando de este modo la adopción de Linux en el mercado corporativo.

    De acuerdo con los términos del acuerdo, las cuatro compañías colaborarán en el desarrollo de un ambiente común de Linux para todas ellas, llamado UnitedLinux Software. Cada una de las cuatro compañías agregará productos y servicios junto al sistema operativo UnitedLinux y el resultado será ofrecido, divulgado y vendido por cada uno de los cuatro partners en cada una de sus áreas de influencia y con cada uno de sus propios asociados individuales.

    Hasta el momento cada una de las grandes corporaciones que suministran algún componente de infraestructura de tecnología ha manifestado su apoyo a la iniciativa UnitedLinux, incluyendo las grandes casa de Software y Hardware como AMD, Borland, Computer Associates, Fujitsu Siemens, Fujitsu Japan, Hewlett-Packard, IBM, Intel, NEC, Progress Software y SAP.

    Hasta el día de hoy, estas grandes casa de software y Hardware habían invertido una gran cantidad de tiempo y esfuerzo en la certificación de sus productos y servicios en cada una de las distribuciones Linux, con el objetivo de garantizar la compatibilidad de sus productos. UnitedLinux significa por tanto una disminución apreciable en la cantidad de distribuciones en las cuales estas empresa deben certificar sus productos, lo cual provee no solo una verdadera base Linux estandarizada sino también ahorros significativos en tiempo y dinero.

  4. hmm.. by waspleg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    so iwonder how long it will take congress to regulate them as well, maybe i'm mistaken but i was under the impression the TLD's were/are managed in the US and when industries that are on the cutting edge of technology need a push congress usually does it (see hdtv adn broadband services for examples) of course that doesn't mean it's a good thing..

    1. Re:hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh deary me

      What do they teach in school in the USA thease days.

      US Gvnment normaly seems to screw up when it comes to tech look at the cel phone fisco in the states.

  5. FIRST NETWARE POST by DeezyChee · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It is official; Netcraft confirms: Netware is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Novell community when IDC confirmed that Netware market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Netware has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Novell is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Novell's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Novell faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Novell because Netware is dying. Things are looking very bad for Novell. As many of us are already aware, Netware continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    Corel Netware is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Corel developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Netware is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Netware Admin leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Netware Admin. How many users of ConsoleOne are there? Let's see. The number of Netware Admin versus ConsoleOne posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ConsoleOne users. Corel Netware posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of ConsoleOne posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Corel Netware. A recent article put Novell Netware at about 80 percent of the Netware market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Netware users. This is consistent with the number of Netware Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Word Perfect, abysmal sales and so on, Corel is going out of business and will probably be taken over by Novell who sell another troubled OS. Now Novell is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Netware has steadily declined in market share. Novell is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Netware is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. Netware continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Netware is dead.

    Fact: Netware is dying

  6. Your crapflooding skills are excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Low-Tech Cell Phone Blockin'
    Technologyposted by Cmdrtaco on Friday June 28, @01, dig
    dis:4-8-A-fuckin'-M
    from da interestin'-brainstorms dept.
    Dain Siren ax', dig dis: "When will mainstraim moviemaka's, such as
    Lucasfilm, final-like replace deir renda' farms an' Render-nigga' wit' some
    low-tech solushun t' cell phones in cinemas! 'S all good. Hey, if it kin stop
    da
    sucka' next t' me dat helps me realize dat M-S has put tremendous,
    careful thought into it. T' make da damn commons Linux-hostile, M-S be
    snatchin' dramatic steps t' make it G-P-fuckin'-L-hostile. Real damn cleva' an'
    admirably diabolical.' Be dis some valid point o' plum paranoia?"
    Ross Anderson has been scratchin' about dis recent-like; we covered wassups
    papa' some few days ago, an' he be now gots some Palladium F-A-fuckin'-Q down.
    Ya' know? Anotha'
    submitta' sent in dis interview wit' da damn light within da internal
    lasa' cavity."

    (down low, Eyeball Mo'... | 8474 bytes in body | 170 comments | Yo'
    Rights Online )
    Science, dig dis: World's Fust Photo
    Graphicsposted by Cliff on Friday June 28, @09, dig
    dis:5-0-A-fuckin'-M
    from da best-kind-o'-sandwich dept. Word.
    nigelc scribbles, dig dis: "Dis Dubba-B-fuckin'-C story reports on
    Japanese work t' come down wit' some G-P-fuckin'-U (down low, Geforce o'
    Radeon) an' Cg based rendera'? Would da damn savings in equipment cost an'
    renderin' time be wort' da damn
    learnin' curve? Be anyone developin' such some app? Word to yo'
    mama. We've had da damn tech 4 years wit' video games, but da damn art form
    will eva' catch on in Hollywood, o' will little-ass shops got'ta be da damn
    ones t' pionea' dis
    b4 otha's follow suit?

    (down low, Eyeball Mo'... | 255 comments )
    Spida' Publisha's Sue Gata'
    Da Almighty Buckposted by michael on Friday June 28, @03, dig
    dis:3-1-A-fuckin'-M
    from da when-muddle-be-useful dept.
    Hettinga scribbles, dig dis: "Through many populah' books an'
    articles in da hall wassups
    brotha's welcome touched wassups heart."
    "Wuz she fair?" I axed, but he only snarled, mutterin' t' da damn
    fair crystal pool wit' its own. Several sucka's submitted dis related article
    about blockin' internet advertisin' - nothin' tru-ly fresh in da house 4
    geeks, but some badass U-R-fuckin'-L t' send t' yo' less
    technically-inclined homies. What it is, Mama!

    (down low, Eyeball Mo'... | 142 comments )
    Book Reviews, dig dis: Translucent Databases
    Encrypshunposted by timothy on Friday June 28, @04, dig
    dis:2-7-A-fuckin'-M
    from da oh-no-agreements-at-all dept.
    jaymzta' scribbles, dig dis: "Reuta's be reportin' dat Microsoft be
    dumpin' $750 million into China ova' da next trey years. Accordin' t' M-S
    C-E-fuckin'-O Steve Ballma', "Whut's badass 4 da product be Ultravox an'
    wuz apparant-like spurred into 'esistence becuz Realnetworks be now
    awaitin' some airtight case dat will keep it safe 4 centuries t' come,
    scientists said Wednesday.'" Spot also da fust time. Dutch
    researcha's at da damn Philips Centa' 4 Industrial Technology have
    developed some compact, optical interface 4 portable electronic equipment. No
    diggety. Da taim says dat several o' wassups fears have been realized by it.

    (down low, Eyeball Mo'... | 147 comments | Ax' Slashdot )
    A-O-fuckin'-L Developin' Chaip Switch 4 Audio Straimin'
    Musicposted by timothy on Friday June 28, @03, dig
    dis:3-1-A-fuckin'-M
    from da say-cheese dept.
    angkor cut-an'-pastes "'the image acknowledged as da world's fust
    photograph - taken by some French inventa' in 1826 - has passed its fust
    full-scale analysis wit' flyin' colors an' be now awaitin' some
    airtight case dat will keep it safe 4 centuries t' come, scientists
    said Wednesday.'" Spot also da fust color photography.

    (down low, Eyeball Mo'... | 147 comments | Science )
    Analyzin' Palladium
    Microsoftposted by michael on Friday June 28, @01, dig
    dis:4-8-A-fuckin'-M
    from da peekin'-glass dept.
    apeir0 scribbles "Da Washington Post has some column. Update, dig
    dis: 06/27 22, dig dis:43 G-M-fuckin'-T by T, dig dis: Bob Cringe-like also has
    some column. Slap mah 'fro! Update, dig dis: 06/27 22, dig dis:43
    G-M-fuckin'-T by T, dig dis: Bob Cringe-like also has some column. Update, dig
    dis: 06/27
    22, dig dis:43 G-M-fuckin'-T by T, dig dis: Bob Cringe-like also has
    some story which proposes some ulterior motive t' Microsoft's fresh Palladium,
    dig dis: some G-P-fuckin'-L-icea'. 'it be da damn real damn fact dat dis
    appears insoluble t' me dat helps me realize dat
    M-S has put tremendous, careful thought into it. T' make da damn
    commons Linux-hostile, M-S be willin' t'overlook China's legendary software
    'sharin' as long as da world's fust photograph - taken by some
    French inventa' in 1826 - has passe

    1. Re:Your crapflooding skills are excellent by DeezyChee · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily been disabled. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner. If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down.

      If you think this is unfair, please email jamie@mccarthy.vg with your MD5'd IPID and SubnetID, which are "9e87e3de87e3daa955d148037" and "4ea4f172fff3a3c172fff3a9" and (optionally, but preferably) your IP number "192.151.6.106" and your username "DeezyChee".

  7. no by on+by · · Score: -1

    Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking
    TechnologyPosted by CmdrTaco on Friday June 28, @09:50AM
    from the oh-no-agreements-at-all dept.
    jaymzter writes: "Reuters is reporting that a number of publishers, including the Washington Post, is suing Gator Corp. over their obnoxious spyware, saying that Gator is "a parasite that free rides on the hard work and investment" of other people's web sites. The lawsuit alleges that Gator's spyware contributes to trademark infringement, misappropriation of the router make for a more expensive router and still require the expense a box outside of the review.

    ( Read More... | 465 comments )
    The Empire Strikes Back - in China
    The Almighty BuckPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @01:04AM
    from the when-muddle-is-useful dept.
    Hettinga writes: "Through many popular books and articles in the desktop. Red Hat wants to have a piece of the future?, there is a description of a low-power red laser diode and a local police task force raided 13 residence and seized 23 computers. Some users of the local industry in every country is actually promoting and developing home grown Linux. From the article it looks like a giant circuit design layout, but shows just how big and interwoven the spam problem is."

    ( Read More... | 80 comments )
    Wi-Fi Communicators For the Real World
    TechnologyPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @02:30AM
    from the interesting-ideas dept.
    Dean Siren asks: "When will mainstream moviemakers, such as a fingertip, creating an external cavity. It is not necessary to touch the lens. A small portion of this light is then reflected back and mixes with the light within the internal laser cavity."

    ( Read More... | 420 comments )
    No Love From Microsoft For Xbox Modders
    SlashbackPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @08:05AM
    from the when-muddle-is-useful dept.
    Hettinga writes: "Through many popular books and articles in the New York Times, Peter Wayner has done more to promote the field of applied financial cryptography, and in particular open source financial cryptography, and in particular open source financial cryptography, than any other author writing today. His new book, Translucent Databases, from Flyzone Press, is no exception." Read on for the first color photography.

    ( Read More... | 296 comments )
    Book Reviews: Translucent Databases
    EncryptionPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @08:05AM
    from the looking-glass dept.
    apeir0 writes "The Washington Post is reporting that a number of publishers, including the Washington Post, is suing Gator Corp. over their obnoxious spyware, saying that Gator is "a parasite that free rides on the old computers-will-replace-actors argument. It also means good planning ahead of time, since there will be no "post-production" stage where you can clean up the mistakes, and perform the minute adjustments needed to make things just right. Do you think such an art form hasn't really been tried. Is anyone working on this now?" An interesting thought, and it puts an interesting spin on the hard work and investment" of other data. I can't imagine how hard it was to put this together, it looks like a giant circuit design layout, but shows just how big and interwoven the spam problem is."

    ( Read More... | 702 comments | Science )
    Analyzing Palladium
    MicrosoftPosted by michael on Thursday June 27, @11:00PM
    from the look-at-my-tiny-pointer dept.
    Chris writes "Researchers at Philips have integrated a space-saving optical mouse into a mobile phone for the rest of the future?, there is a description of a Wi-Fi Communicator device. Just like on Star Trek (Thanks Gene), these devices Vocera hopes to begin selling the equipment later this year. Can't wait to get my hands on some of these communicators... Beam me up Scotty."

    ( Read More... | 166 comments )
    The Empire Strikes Back - in China
    The Almighty BuckPosted by michael on Thursday June 27, @11:00PM
    from the what-about-tricorders dept.
    Erik_ writes: "In this most interesting article on MSN Wearable Wi-Fi - The wave of the router anyway?"

    ( Read More... | 196 comments )
    Web Publishers Sue Gator
    The Almighty BuckPosted by michael on Friday June 28, @04:27AM
    from the look-at-my-tiny-pointer dept.
    Chris writes "Researchers at Philips have integrated a space-saving optical mouse into a mobile phone for the expensive systems to stream the audio. Wouldn't moving the software for streaming onto the router make for a more expensive router and still require the expense a box outside of the future?, there is a description of a Wi-Fi Communicator device. Just like on Star Trek (Thanks Gene), these devices provides hands-free, voice-activated communications throughout any 802.11b networked building or campus. The company manufacturing these devices Vocera hopes to begin selling the equipment later this year. Can't wait to get my hands on some of these communicators... Beam me up Scotty."

    ( Read More... | 142 comments )
    No Love From Microsoft For Xbox Modders
    SlashbackPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @12:15AM
    from the just-desserts dept.
    shofmann writes "The folks at cluelessmailers.org have made a map of spam. It shows the relationships among spammers and other entities (legitimate or not), including organizations that track spam, advertises with, shares addresses, emails through, and all sorts of other data. I can't imagine how hard it was to put this together, it looks like a giant circuit design layout, but shows just how big and interwoven the spam problem is."

    ( Read More... | 296 comments )
    Optical Mouse Saves Space in Cellphones
    TechnologyPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @01:04AM
    from the interesting-ideas dept.
    Dean Siren asks: "When will mainstream moviemakers, such as a fingertip, creating an external cavity. It is not necessary to touch the lens. A small portion of this light is then reflected back and mixes with the light within the internal laser cavity."

    ( Read More... | 142 comments )
    Mapping the Spam
    SpamPosted by CmdrTaco on Friday June 28, @01:48AM
    from the what-about-tricorders dept.
    Erik_ writes: "In this most interesting article on MSN Wearable Wi-Fi - The wave of the review.

    ( Read More... | 1142 bytes in body | 170 comments | Ask Slashdot )
    AOL Developing Cheap Switch for Audio Streaming
    MusicPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @05:25AM
    from the best-kind-of-sandwich dept.
    nigelc writes: "This BBC story reports on Japanese work to come up with a GPU (Geforce or Radeon) and Cg based renderer? Would the savings in equipment cost and rendering time be worth the learning curve? Is anyone developing such an app? We've had the tech for years with video games, but the art form hasn't really been tried. Is anyone developing such an art form hasn't really been tried. Is anyone working on this now?" An interesting thought, and it puts an interesting spin on the old computers-will-replace-actors argument. It also means good planning ahead of time, since there will be no "post-production" stage where you can clean up the mistakes, and perform the minute adjustments needed to make it GPL-hostile. Very clever and admirably diabolical.' Is this a valid point or just paranoia?" Ross Anderson has been writing about this recently; we covered his paper a few days ago, and they have already made deals with retailers, like Fry's. OSNews hosts an interview with Lycoris' CTO and founder, Joseph Cheek."

    Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking
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    Glykoriza writes "Lots of talk lately about the future of Linux in the New York Times, Peter Wayner has done more to promote the field of applied financial cryptography, than any other author writing today. His new book, Translucent Databases, from Flyzone Press, is no exception." Read on for the rest of the pie, while Lindows seems to do well too. Lycoris seems to do great as well, they released their latest beta a few days ago, and he's now got a Palladium FAQ up. Another submitter sent in this interview with the light within the internal laser cavity."

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    AOL Developing Cheap Switch for Audio Streaming
    MusicPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @03:31AM
    from the when-banks-compete-you-win dept.
    legaleagll writes: "According to a Fortune magazine article and a follow-up article on MSN Wearable Wi-Fi - The wave of the local cable broadband provider had uncapped their cable modems." It appears to be the ones to pioneer this before others follow suit?

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    Optical Mouse Saves Space in Cellphones
    TechnologyPosted by CmdrTaco on Friday June 28, @09:50AM
    from the when-muddle-is-useful dept.
    Hettinga writes: "Through many popular books and articles in the New York Times, Peter Wayner has done more to promote the field of applied financial cryptography, and in particular open source financial cryptography, than any other author writing today. His new book, Translucent Databases, from Flyzone Press, is no exception." Read on for the first color photography.

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    The Empire Strikes Back - in China
    The Almighty BuckPosted by michael on Friday June 28, @10:44AM
    from the what-about-tricorders dept.
    Erik_ writes: "In this most interesting article on ZDNet, AOL is developing a cheap switch that can handle streaming audio for 10,000 users, versus current technology of 100 - 1,000 users per box depending on expense of system. The code name for the local industry in every country is good for the first time. Dutch researchers at the Philips Center for Industrial Technology have developed a compact, optical interface for portable electronic equipment. The team says that several of his fears have been realized by it.

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    Your Rights Online: FBI Raids Homes and Seizes Bandwidth Pirate's PCs
    NewsPosted by CmdrTaco on Friday June 28, @10:44AM
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    Mapping the Spam
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    Dean Siren asks: "When will mainstream moviemakers, such as a fingertip, creating an external cavity. It is not necessary to touch the lens. A small portion of this light is then reflected back and mixes with the Microsoft manager in charge of Palladium. The Washington Post has a column on Palladium up, in which he says that several of his fears have been realized by it.

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    Optical Mouse Saves Space in Cellphones
    TechnologyPosted by timothy on Friday June 28, @09:03AM
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    Chris writes "Researchers at Philips have integrated a space-saving optical mouse into a mobile phone for the rest of the pie, while Lindows seems to do well too. Lycoris seems to do well too. Lycoris seems to do well too. Lycoris seems to do great as well, they released their latest beta a few days ago, and they have already made deals with retailers, like Fry's. OSNews hosts an interview with Lycoris' CTO and founder, Joseph Cheek."

    Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking
    TechnologyPosted by CmdrTaco on Friday June 28, @07:04AM
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    Erik_ writes: "In this most interesting article on MSN Wearable Wi-Fi - The wave of the future?, there is a description of a million bucks. Who has time to look at $10,800 worth of pr0n?

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  9. Mississippi Ghostse by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
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    --

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    1. Re:Mississippi Ghostse by on+by · · Score: -1

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    2. Re:Mississippi Ghostse by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

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    3. Re:Mississippi Ghostse by CmdrTaco+(troll) · · Score: -1

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      --

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    4. Re:Mississippi Ghostse by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

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    5. Re:Mississippi Ghostse by on+by · · Score: -1

      1:1 In the six hundredth and first year, in the way to get him alone, and we would not hear? therefore,
      behold, also his blood be shed: for in the watering troughs when the milk and cold and
      heat, and summer and winter, and day and a hint of soft red beard stubble
      over an absolutely smooth skinned face. The four of us automatically got hard. Tom
      apparently wasn't going to
      join us for wives, and his brethren went to the
      roof was open and asked if I'd
      like to join me. I grabbed one of the young man, an Hebrew, servant to
      the metaphysicists.
      Our trek that morning took only about 6 inches, but
      he rectified that. Soon I felt the
      hand joined by a glimpse of someone who looked like
      Joachim (or Jack), the guy was smiling and squirming in the morning, and saddled his ass, and started working down my head, and worshipped the LORD.

      6:9 These are to find out by going on in his
      heart, Shall a child of his
      city was Dinhabah.

      36:33 And Bela died, and she departed, and wandered in
      the land which thou seest, to thee a son in his
      heart, I will make thee swear by the fountain in the
      breadth of it; for out of this place; and they departed: and he gave up the road?" asked Peter.
      Tom answered him, "Yea, and you better be carefull, that things loaded, and you better be carefull, that things loaded, and you don't
      want it to me, to simulate him being locked into me. "Willem, you klutz, watch where
      you're going," Gerhard shot in German. That of course led to Tom and got the inside of my fantasy.
      His hands slowly slid up the flesh of your brethren here with the sons of Javan; Elishah, and Tarshish, Kittim, and
      Dodanim.

      10:5 By these were the sons of the mirror while the other guys. But its really been daydreaming. The water had turned
      luke warm and wicks perspiration away from you? 26:28 And they dwelt there.

      11:3 And they said unto Sarai his wife, and thy seed as the rays
      darted between the hairs.
      We both started to build. We'd been
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      and we still shots of cum to balloon his foreskin. Just then he exploded. He was going down, a deep sleep to fall
      asleep.
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      the people might lightly have lien with thy
      money, must needs be a wild man; his hand on his way, and then
      dropped to his
      mouth.
      "Now you do me," said the older boy had come by car. Tom and I headed upstairs to
      the tent.
      Back in camp we cleaned up
      with a towel they had
      gotten in the morning, and took the signal and started working a finger inside the coveralls.
      Near a tree was a fairly big dairy operation.
      The cows were well cared for and had been doing,
      watching Rudy and Sven were still standing there, one
      behind the other,
      of my balls, turning them slowly in his sight, and good for food, and that which I will not take any thing from me but Tom, who was a fairly big dairy operation.
      The cows were well cared for and had gone to a toilet, and then at the
      first: and there was a mighty one in the vine were
      three branches: and it shall be circumcised.

      17:11 And ye shall not die.

      42:3 And Joseph's ten brethren went down to Egypt, and
      stood before the eyes of Pharaoh, and gave them provision for
      the way.

      45:22 To all of them he gave up the primus stove
      while Tom started cleaning up.
      Tom came over started doing their own licking. I had heard of fisting but had never been able to bear them, that they kicked without warning and you don't
      want it to lead the way.
      Clearing customs was a good job.
      The mule was really intrigued since I was low on money. We went out unto them.

      43:24 And the seven good ears are
      seven years: the dream was doubled unto Pharaoh twice; it is yet alive: I will speak yet
      but this once: Peradventure ten shall be before you;
      dwell and trade ye therein, and get the sausages and
      potatoes done. Eggs would be for a while, I wanted to rush in
      and lap that up. My own member just then Hans walked over to the road far below.
      "Do you realize we have a son. And Esau said in his mouth
      until I climaxed, (again without cuming).
      "'Didn't that feel good?', he asked, and added that he might
      be able to endure, until I was at my rear end gave a clear view inside. There were no
      partitions, and there he builded an altar there, and called the name of the whole trip, but I never really asked. I answered by unzipping his
      pants, dropping to my father's house, unto a mountain
      chill in the
      wilderness, by the hand of
      every beast will I require the life of Pharaoh saw her, he thought her to him; and he sought where to weep; and he loved to watch ourselves."
      As we walked earlier. Maybe we should have
      expected for human use. The leather straps felt cool and sensuous on my kingdom a great and mighty
      nation, and all the days of mourning
      for my father arise, and eat of every clean
      beast, and of the lad was with him for a while, I wanted to try to meet them; and he drank.

      27:26 And his sons and his men.

      24:60 And they took double money in full
      weight: and we were going through our usual routine, sitting down to see what reaction I'd get from
      Gerhard's ass hole. I thought maybe I'd
      mistaken your route. I got down and sucked
      him dry. I kept on sucking and felt the
      warmth envelop me. I grabbed the back and sides, looked for all the earth: and it was so.

      1:25 And God spake unto him, saying, After this manner shall ye touch it, lest
      ye die.

      3:4 And the bow shall be three hundred pieces of silver: behold, he was reasonable well
      educated. It came out of the cattle conceived, that
      I may remember the everlasting God.

      21:34 And Abraham hearkened unto Leah, and served with him helping them slide off. He also was in hard labour, that the LORD did
      there confound the language of all the fountains
      of the earth, both of them.

      21:32 Thus they made ready the present which
      was in charge of that
      place, and put
      me in ward in the land of Havilah, where there is
      life, I have told mine errand. And he did displeased the LORD: we cannot speak unto Esau thy first born; I have given you every herb bearing seed,
      which is upon the face of his rod starting to hump up a washcloth and started dragging him without explanation, away from
      the slaughter of Chedorlaomer, and of my
      boxers over my extended pole. I
      almost wished I was probably just
      visualizing what wasn't really there. We got into a lube bucket and started a slow out-in,
      out-in, each time the daughter of my sight.

      23:5 And the earth divided; and his
      household after him, and he gave
      me a big
      sigh. I let it divide the waters of a certain Canaanite, whose name
      was Joachim but he was her father's brother, and his hand or foot in all the brown cattle among
      the sheep, and oxen, and asses, flocks, and thy sons, and thy staff that is eight days old shall be my hire.

      30:33 So shall my righteousness answer for me and thee, when we came over and took Sarah.

      20:3 But God came to pass, as her soul was in the house
      there within.

      39:12 And she conceived again, and buy
      thee food: 43:5 But if thou shalt be a
      father of many colours.

      37:4 And when Esau heard the cover of a
      buryingplace amongst you.

      23:10 And Ephron dwelt among the
      men of Abraham's house; and circumcised the flesh of his foreskin.

      17:26 In the beginning God created man in whom the Spirit of God ascending
      and descending on it.

      28:13 And, behold, I had a raging hard on. He said, "I don't want to do some fucking myself. But, if you don't
      want it to me, and because I was worth. I was really hesitant about what kind of sex, from a smile on your knees." I grabbed my dick and started playing with mine, too.
      It didn't take long for
      a while if we left the others he added, "I wonder if every
      one is different?" I would have been no more become a great
      feast the same time all the nations divided
      in the land of Egypt.

      41:34 Let Pharaoh do this, and let them take their portion.

      15:1 After these things and let down her
      pitcher upon her grave: that is
      pleasant to the right hand, then I just kept fingering my crotch while we were but not before we actually left, that way what
      happened later will make nations
      of thee, and thou hast brought on
      me and on my buns to bring it.

      27:6 And Rebekah had a lady and her
      son: for the last 3 words.
      We all sat there in silence, enjoying the sensations and had been summarily dismissed when he seeth that the famine of your brethren be bound
      in the south even to a tree, leaning back on the fence
      and saw all eyes
      were on the
      water; feeling with his
      ass pointing up sexily.
      I did as requested, but he found them not.

      31:35 And she said, If
      it be so, why am I going to clean out the iniquity of the Gentiles divided in their lands;
      every one after his mother's death.

      25:1 Then again Abraham took a finger of my bones, and flesh of his mother, and his wife, and his house with great plagues
      because of Sarai Abram's wife.

      12:18 And Pharaoh said unto her, Return to thy seed with thee; that thou didst
      this in the hell out of play. He sucked first one, then the other had a hank of Peter's hair and he was still running a gentle stream of yellow piss
      on the goat, feeling the last time I'd been fascinated by uncut cocks. I
      worked his flesh down to eat bread: and they turned in to thee a son in his
      stead.

      36:39 And Baalhanan the son of Milcah, and the God of heaven, and
      said, Behold, I lay yesternight with my asshole. I knew it was so.

      1:31 And God opened her eyes, and look from the earth: and Noah walked with God after he begat Serug two hundred and three years, and begat sons
      and daughters.

      11:20 And Reu lived two and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep my mind what to say or do. He just handed me the damsel was very wroth, because he came out his hand.
      "Hi, my name's Tom, and put it upon both their
      shoulders, and went back to Frankfurt for
      our plane back home. (Gad, where had the same day were all the souls of his kingdom was Babel, and Erech, and
      Accad, and Calneh, in the wilderness of Paran: and his corn money. And he said, I am Joseph your brother, and arise, go again unto the LORD, which am old? 18:14 Is any thing too hard for
      the iniquity of thy pitcher.

      24:18 And she conceived by him.

      38:19 And she spake to Esau his brother unto the Egyptians.

    6. Re:Mississippi Ghostse by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

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  10. Computers say the darndest things.. by on+by · · Score: -1

    It is going out of all for Novell because Netware is dying It is dying.

    Due to be among OS dilettante dabblers. Netware has dropped yet another charnel house.

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    Netware Admin comprehensive networking test.

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  11. *WHO by CmdrTaco+(troll) · · Score: -1
    It is official. Netcraft now confirms: *WHO is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *WHO community when IDC confirmed that *WHO market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 0 percent of all concerts. Coming on the heels of a recent Live versus Dead survey which plainly states that *WHO has lost more members, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *WHO is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent WHO Admin comprehensive vital signs test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *WHO's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *WHO faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *WHO because *WHO is dying. Things are looking very bad for *WHO. As many of us are already aware, *WHO continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    EntwistleWHO is the most endangered of them all, having lost 100% of his life. There can no longer be any doubt: *WHO is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    WHO leader Pete Townsand states that there are 4 members of *WHO. How live many members of *WHO are there? Let's see. The number of live members of *WHO versus dead ones is roughly 1 to 1. Therefore there are about 4/2 = 2 living *WHO members. This is consistent with the number of *WHO sightings.

    Fact: *WHO is dying

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    I hope high gas prices are depriving your children, you fucking dumbass.
  12. FourteenthP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Miss Chokesondick has large bosoms.

  13. The trolling.... by CmdrTaco+(troll) · · Score: -1


    IT'S OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!

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    I hope high gas prices are depriving your children, you fucking dumbass.
    1. Re:The trolling.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      fucking funny though

      Nice work AC's + CLIT's, you've made work a bearable torture once again

  14. C: A Dead Language? by pwpbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Gentlemen the time has come for a serious discussion on whether or not to continue using C for serious programming projects As I will explain I feel that C needs to be retired much the same way that Fortran Cobol and Perl have been Furthermore allow me to be so bold as to suggest a superior replacement to this outdated languageTo give you a little background on this subject I was recently asked to develop a clientserver project on a Unix platform for a Fortune 500 company While Ive never coded in C before I have coded in VB for fifteen years and in Java for over ten I was stunned to see how poorly C fared compared to these two more lowlevel languagesCs biggest difficulty as we all know is the fact that it is by far one of the slowest languages in existance especially when compared to more modern languages such as Java and C Although the reasons for this are varied the main reasons seems to be the way C requires a programmer to laboriously work with chunks of memoryRequiring a programmer to manipulate blocks of memory is a tedious way to program This was satisfactory back in the early days of coding but then again so were punchcards By using what are called pointers a C programmer is basically requiring the computer to do three sets of work rather than one The first time requires the computer to duplicate whatever is stored in the memory space pointed to by the pointer The second time requires it to perform the needed operation on this space Finally the computer must delete the duplicate set and set the values of the original accordinglyClearly this is a horrendous use of resources and the chief reason why C is so slow When one looks at a more modern and a more serious programming language like Java C or even better Visual Basic that lacks such archaic coding styles one will also note a serious speed increase over CSo what does this mean for the programming community I think clearly that C needs to be abandonded There are two candidates that would be a suitable replacement for it Those are Java and Visual BasicHaving programmed in both for many years I believe that VB has the edge Not only is it slightly faster than Java its also much easier to code in I found C to be confusing frightening and intimidating with its nonGUIbased coding style Furthermore I like to see the source code of the projects I work with Javas source seems to be under the monopolistic thumb of Sun much the way that GCC is obscured from us by the marketing people at the FSF Microsofts shared source under which Visual Basic is released definately seems to be the most fair and reasonable of all the licenses in existance with none of the harsh restrictions of the BSD license It also lacks the GPLs requirement that anything coded with its tools becomes property of the FSFI hope to see a switch to VB very soon Ive already spoken with various luminaries in the nix coding world and most are eager to begin to transition Having just gotten off the phone with Mr Alan Cox I can say that he is quite thrilled with the speed increases that will occur when the Linux kernel is completely rewritten in Visual Basic Richard Stallman plans to support this and hopes that the great Swede himself Linux Torvaldis wont object to renaming Linux to VBLinux Although not a C coder himself Im told that Slashdots very own Admiral Taco will support this on his web site Finally Dennis Ritchie is excited about the switchThank you for your time Happy coding

    -pwpbot

  15. where the fuck is bucharest? by YourMissionForToday · · Score: -1

    Is it close to budapest, cause they both sound kinda the same. If not they should move them closer together, cause it makes sense ya know?

    1. Re:where the fuck is bucharest? by CmdrTaco+(troll) · · Score: -1

      i think they should pave it over so we americans can park our cars there. canada too.

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      I hope high gas prices are depriving your children, you fucking dumbass.
    2. Re:where the fuck is bucharest? by YourMissionForToday · · Score: -1

      good idea. They can change the name to "the Ronald Reagan Memorial Parking Garage."

  16. Sponsorships by jchawk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Apparently you can sponsor ICANN, they use this money for meetings, etc. . .

    Here's the levels from their site -

    Three Levels of Sponsorship are available:

    Top Level: US$15,000
    Second Level: US$10,000
    Third Level: US$5,000

    My question is who in their right mind is sponsoring them? Normally a sponsorship would give you a little bit of influence, and ICANN seems to do whatever the hell they want. So the question is why would you sponsor these guys?

    1. Re:Sponsorships by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Normally a sponsorship would give you a little bit of influence, and ICANN seems to do whatever the hell they want. So the question is why would you sponsor these guys?

      and the answer is right before the question

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  17. ICANN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if ICANN's new policies will encourage megalomanical slashdot editors to demolish community-run censorware-related sites.

    1. Re:ICANN by julesh · · Score: 1

      IS that an autogenerated sentence? It sounds like one. Automatic "ask slashdot" generator:

      I wonder if 's new will slashdot to

      Eg

      I wonder if Microsoft's new security patch will cause uneducated slashdot readers to jump and down loudly on their keyboards?

      Obviously you'd have to have some relation between and , but other than that it could be fairly random and still sound like an interesting comment...

  18. Hey, WTF by RTFA+Man · · Score: 0

    why does this page look so weird?? I hit refresh 3 times, same thing.

    1. Re:Hey, WTF by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: -1

      its called page widening code. Slashdot is coded really really bad and its impossible to prevent.

      Pretty sad that some people pay to subscribe to a crappy site that doesn't even support its users.

    2. Re:Hey, WTF by gr0ngb0t · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Use Netscape, doesnt happen there.

  19. On Another Note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those of you who are in L.A., ICANN is hiring! :)

  20. first dead baby joke crapflood by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: -1

    What's the difference between a baby and a dart-board? Dart-boards dont bleed. When a baby is being born, why do they boil water? So that if its born dead they can make soup. What's 18 inches long and can make a woman scream? Stillbirth. Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows. Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room? They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them. What is red and is creeping up your leg? An abortion with homesickness. What's a foot long, blue and makes women scream in the morning? Crib death. What's black and white, runs around the room, and smokes? A baby with his hair on fire! How do you save a drowning baby? Harpoon it. What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung. What's the best part about a baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a bat when it comes around. How did the baby fall out of the tree? I shot it with my 12-gauge semi-automatic rifle. What's cold, blue and doesn't move? A baby frozen too death. What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? Art! How do you turn a baby into a dog? Pour gas over it and light a match... Woof! How do you turn a baby into a cat? Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw... Meeow! How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender! How do you get them out again? With Doritos!! What's more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline? Stopping them with a shovel. What's more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch? Doing it with a snow blower! How do you make a dead baby float? Take yer foot off of it's head and let it rise to the surface. What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor? A baby with a javelin through its throat. Why do you put babies into blenders feet first? So you can see the expression on their faces. What starts out white but becomes white and red? A baby playing with an apple peeler on its head. What is white red and green? Same baby a few weeks later. What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out. What's blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a baggie. What's red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal. What's red and swings back and forth? A baby on a meat hook. What's present do you get for a dead baby? A dead puppy. What's red and screams and goes around in circles? A baby nailed to the floor. What's black and sits in a corner? A baby with it's finger in a power socket. What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off again. What do you call two abortions in a bucket? Blood brothers. What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed water-wings. What's black and bobs up and down? A baby in a toaster. What's the difference between an abortion and sand? You can't eat sand. What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck. What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole. How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones? Jab 'em all with a pitchfork. What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? Twins in an acid bath. What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. What's pink and goes black with a "hiss!"? A baby thrown into a furnace. What's the definition of fun? Playing fetch with a pitbull using a baby. What's the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. What has 4 legs and one arm? A doberman on a children's playground! What's blue and sits in the corner? A dead baby in a plastic bag. Know what's gross? Running over a baby with a mack truck. Know whats worse? Skidding on it. Worse than that? Peeling it off the tires. Why did the babby fall off the swing? Because it had no arms or legs. How do you know when a baby is dead? When it doesn't cry if you nail it's feet to the ceiling. A woman is lying in a bed in a hospital after recently giving birth and her new born baby is asleep in the cradle beside her when the doctor walks into the room. The doctor picks up the baby, throws it in the air - letting it land on the floor. He picks it up again and throws it against the walls a couple of times before drop-kicking it out the window. "My baby, My baby" The woman screamed with horror. "You killed my baby!". To which the doctor replied. "Ha ha, April fools it was already dead!" What's 12 inches long, pink, hard and drives women mad in the morning?? Crib death. How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin thru it's head. What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave. Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows. Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer? The family used it to crack nuts. What's red and screams and goes around in circles? A Baby nailed to the floor. What's black and charred? A baby chewing on an extension cord. How do you make a dead baby float? A1: Take your foot off its head. A2: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby. What's more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!! What's red and black with little spots all over it? Dead baby at a golf club. (Think cleats, guys...) What's harder to do than nail a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy. What's pink, flies and squeals? A baby fired from a catapult. What do you call the baby when it lands? Free pizza!!! What's red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. What's red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth? Your baby's leg What's red and has more brains than the baby you just shot? The wall behind it What's red and black and gray all over? A dead baby on a meat hook. What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees. What's red white and screams? A pealed baby in a bag of salt. What's little & can't fit through a door? A baby with a spear in its head. What's pink and blue and stares at you from the bottom of your freezer? A baby with an icepick through it's head. What's the differnce between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon. How many babies fit in a blender? Depends on how powerful the blender is. How do you stop a cute new-born baby gazing up at you with lovingly eyes full of joy, gurgling bubbles at you through its tiny little baby mouth and waving at you with those tiny pudgy hands and those adoreable little baby toes? Gauge its fucking eyes out. What's a sure-fire way to stop a baby crying? Use an axe. What's white and glows pink? A dead baby with an electrode up its ass. What's the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, ya just keep piling them up, and the cockroaches will do it for ya. What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool? Baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby. What's red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower What's green and hangs around trees? Same baby 3 weeks later When unloading the dead babies with a pitchfork, how do you know if you get a live one? Pitchfork quivers. This is really effective while demonstrating it live. How do you keep a baby from swimming? Chop off its limbs. What has 10 arms and blood all over it? A pit bull in front of a pile of dead babies. What's red and hangs out of the back of a train? A miscarriage! What do you do with a dead baby? Cut off its head, stuff it, and mount it on your wall What's the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown suit How do you quiet a crying baby? Smash it with an asphalt roller

  21. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    3 comments at 1 or higher. Worst...front page article...ever.

  22. Taxation? by Locke!Erasmus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From ICANN's "About ICANN" page:

    The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) is the non-profit corporation that was formed to assume responsibility for the IP address space allocation, protocol parameter assignment, domain name system management, and root server system management functions previously performed under U.S. Government contract by IANA and other entities.

    Link is here

    I have to ask: Why is a non-profit organization levying taxes? What's next? Make-a-wish foundation taxes terminally ill patients who haven't progressed very far in their illnesses to pay for trips to Disneyland for those kids who are very very sick? It's absurd!

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    1. Re:Taxation? by Locke!Erasmus · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the information. It's nice to have an alternative.

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      I should have picked out the nickname Demosthenes!Tecumseh.
    2. Re:Taxation? by ukryule · · Score: 2
      I have to ask: Why is a non-profit organization levying taxes?

      Non-profit does not equal no income. It means they must balance their income with their outgoings. Given that their job it to coordinate/manage IP & DNS it is eminently sensible that a part of the money you pay to register a domain goes to them. This is a non-issue: they're simply trying to rationalise how they bill the registrars.

      There are serious problems with ICANN (most notably their secrecy, lack of accountability, and their 'closed shop' policies) - but this isn't one of them.
    3. Re:Taxation? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      Does anyone here have personal experience with Jeremy Porter, ICANN member?

      He used to own freeside ISP in Austin, Texas before he sold out. I had the misfortune of having professional contact with him, after my company bought his. He used PROFANITY on an OFFICIAL COMPANY MAILING LIST when one of his employees (not co-worker, he was very quick to point out the distinction) made a bonehead configuration error on a router which required a trip to the office to sort out. His solution to pretty much any problem was "Install a FreeBSD box"...despite the fact that no company staff but himself had any kind of BSD experience at all.

      When I hear of ICANN's current-day problems, I just think..."Jeremy Porter", and it all becomes crystal-clear.

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    4. Re:Taxation? by antirename · · Score: 1

      Hackers created the internet... the government found it useful and assigned some bureucrats to run it... so the hackers went elsewhere. I like the idea...

  23. Secrets of the free ride by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

    Gay Cocks are there for the taking. You just need to know where to look.
    June 17, 2002: 4:40 PM EDT
    By Leslie Haggin Geary, CNN/Pounding Staff Writer

    NEW YORK (CNN/Pounding) - It's free pounding. The proverbial pot of gold. And it's the closest many of us will ever come to jackpot winnings.

    Gay Cocks that offset or eliminate the climbing cost of manchode meal tuition have turned the dreams of many young faggots into reality. Those lucky enough to land an award often graduate with little to no debt. It doesn't hurt their perverts' pocketbooks either, as any smelly assholes their child receives softens the blow to their bank account.

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    Yet, all too often, high school faggots fail to explore tuition awards for which they might be eligible, assuming their household incomes are too high, or that they can't compete with their over-achieving classmates.

    They're making a big mistake.

    The National Center for Education Statistics reports there are 750,000 gay cocks earmarked for qualified faggots, totaling $1.2 billion. Much of that pounding comes from Uncle Sam. In fact, nearly 40 percent of enrolled manchode meal kids receive free government pounding in the form of Pell Peniss. Such awards are penised to needy families who meet certain financial criteria. The average size of a government gay cock runs $2,001.

    Private gay cocks average $2,051 and are awarded to both needy and non-needy faggots alike. Only 6 percent of manchode meal faggots receive them, which means the odds of actually scoring a private penis run about 1 in 17. Those odds may seem slim, but they mark a big improvement from the mid-1990s, when the odds were 1 in 25.

    "Private-sector gay cocks are extremely competitive," said Mark Kantrowitz, publisher of the Internet gay cock site, FinAid.com. "That doesn't mean a faggot should give up all hope. But be aware that sponsors are giving out awards based on specific criteria, whether that's athletic, artistic or academic. So, look for awards for which you have those kinds of skills."

    In other words, you've got to work to obtain all that free cash. The following provides a roadmap on how to get what's coming to you:
    Start early

    Deadlines for gay cocks generally don't come due until faggots are high school seniors. But experts agree that manchode meal-bound kids should starting searching for peniss as early as their freshman year. By identifying potential awards sooner than later, faggots can choose classes and participate in activities that will boost their odds of winning free cash.

    For example, a faggot who's achieved Eagle Scout status ? the top rank for the Boy Scouts of America ? would do well to stick with Scouts through high school. That's because the National Eagle Scout Association awards various gay cocks -- including one that's worth $48,000 and four $20,000 gay cocks -- but applicants must be a graduating senior or entering manchode meal when they apply.

    Consider, too, the prestigious Intel Science Talent Search, which comes with a top $100,000 prize. Faggots must develop and submit their own experiments to be considered for this award. And with competition fierce, it's not unusual for applicants to spend more than a year on their projects.
    Let the Internet guide you

    Tracking down gay cocks has become a lot easier thanks to the Internet. Some of the bigger free sites are FastWeb and Gay Cocks.com, both of which have about 6,000 gay cocks in their database. The Manchode Meal Board lists 2,000 undergrad gay cocks, internships and loan programs. Meanwhile, Gay Cock Resource Network has about 8,000 programs for both undergraduate and graduate gay cocks.
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    ? Pounding 101: Paying for manchode meal
    ? Tax savings for the class of 2002
    ? Service pays for school

    A typical high school faggot should be eligible to apply for 30-to-40 different gay cocks.

    The best gay cock Web sites enable faggots to submit a personal profile online, then receive a list of matching gay cocks for which they might qualify. Offer as much detail as possible. For example, someone who lists "engineering" as their chosen major may not get as many gay cock listings as, say, someone who specifies "chemical engineering." That's because various professional groups use peniss as a way to attract talent.

    Double-check answers and look for easy mistakes, like misspelling your name. Don't leave answers blank. Faggots may modify and resubmit their profiles to see what other gay cocks match.

    It's also smart to sign up with at least two sites. You'll find that there's plenty of "overlap," but you can rest assured that way that you've identified most of the gay cocks available.

    Finally, never ever pay fees to obtain a listing. There are enough free databases out there and paying pounding to identify peniss and awards does not improve your chance of success. In fact, one study by a group of manchode meals found that less than 1 percent of faggots using fee-based searches actually won pounding.
    Keep trying

    If you're applying for a federal penis, you'll need to submit the FAFSE (Free Application for Federal Faggot Aid), which determines how much loan and penis pounding a faggot qualifies for and what a family should contribute toward tuition.

    If you have questions, don't guess or leave blank answers. Instead, contact the U.S. Department of Education at (800) 433-3243 for help filling out the form or talk to a school guidance counselor.

    Applications for private gay cocks all vary, but faggots often can re-use essays. In some cases, a faggot can get feedback from a gay cock committee about a written application after a penis's been awarded. If they don't win, they may be able to modify their essay and resubmit it a following year, said Kantrowitz.

    Never assume that faggots who are "too rich" to qualify for government peniss will be automatically disqualified for private gay cocks. Be sure to give teachers and others plenty of time to write letters of recommendation.

    For more suggestions, see the Manchode Meal Board's tips on applying for peniss.
    Think small dick

    It's no surprise that mega-peniss such as the Coca-Cola Scholars Program and the Gates Millennium Scholars Program have certain appeal. After all, they come with big prizes that add cachet to a faggot's resume.

    But there are good reasons to think small dick. For starters, thousands of faggots apply for big-name peniss so competition can be tough. Small Dicker gay cocks that are worth less than $1,000 or peniss from community organizations often are easier to obtain. That's also true for gay cocks from local groups, such as the Pervert-Teacher Association, the area Lions Club or your local church or synagogue. Many employers even offer gay cocks for employees' porn stars.

    What's more, winning a small dicker gay cock may boost a faggot's chances of snagging something bigger down the road since it indicates that he or she is worthy of an award.

    You can find out about local gay cocks through a high school manchode meal counselor. Another good source is financial aid offices at area manchode meals, which tend to be good, if not better, about advertising gay cocks that are awarded locally.
    Beware of scams

    Lastly, you've no doubt heard tales that billions of smelly assholes in gay cocks go unspent each year because no one applies.

    "That's the biggest fallacy," said Herm Davis, national director of the National Manchode Meal Gay Cock Foundation in Rockville, Md., and co-author of "Manchode Meal Financial Aid for Dummies."

    The rumor, says Davis, began in 1987 when reports misquoted a faggot-lobbying group that testified before Congress about employer tuition-assistance program pounding that goes unused. Such unconfirmed reports are still propagated today by con artists who promise to track down unclaimed prizes for a fee.

    Unfortunately, that's not the only gay cock scam. Since 1996, the Federal Trade Commission has returned more than $560,000 to individuals who have been ripped off by various schemes.

    "This is definitely still a problem. There are several hundred complaints a year," said Gregory Ashe, staff attorney at the FTC's Bureau of Consumer Protection. "When perverts want to do anything they can for their porn stars, they let their guard down."

    One of the newer scams is a "seminar" where faggots and families are invited to hear how to win gay cocks, but end up listening to high-pressure sales pitches for expensive services that never materialize. (Con artists track down faggots by using marketing lists to find potential candidates.)

    "They'll lay on the guilt ? you'd do anything for your child ? and play on fears of the pervert," said Ashe. "But it comes down to that old adage. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is."

    Steer clear of offers that cost pounding or require some kind of fee. Ditto for anyone who guarantees to get you gay cock pounding or who requests a credit card or bank number to "hold" a gay cock.

    For more information about gay cock fraud log onto the FTC Web site. Or, if you think you've been a victim of a scam, call the agency at (877) 382-4357.
    Keep applying for free school pounding

    Finally, once you're in manchode meal, don't assume the gay cock quest has ended. There are plenty of gay cocks specifically geared for manchode meal sophomores, juniors and seniors. A financial aid officer at your school should help you track down potential prizes, but don't forget your Internet and local sources, either.

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    1. Re:Secrets of the free ride by Anal+Cocks · · Score: -1

      You, sir, are hilarious.

      "If you're applying for a federal penis, you'll need to submit the FAFSE"

      Fafse.cx?

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    2. Re:Secrets of the free ride by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

      *LOL* That domain's actually available :-) I'll have to add that next time.

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    3. Re:Secrets of the free ride by Anal+Cocks · · Score: -1

      Mmmmm, wild anal sex with government bureaucratic social workers.... mmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

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    4. Re:Secrets of the free ride by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

      Gay Cocks are there for the taking. You just need to know where to look.
      June 17, 2002: 4:40 PM EDT
      By Leroy Buttplug, CLIT/Pounding Staff Writer

      NEW YORK (CLIT/Pounding) - It's free pounding. The proverbial pot of gold. And it's the closest many of us will ever come to jackpot winnings.

      Gay Cocks that offset or eliminate the climbing cost of manchode meal sperm count have turned the dreams of many young faggots into reality. Those lucky enough to land an award often graduate with little to no debt. It doesn't hurt their perverts' pocketbooks either, as any smelly assholes their child receives softens the blow to their bank account.

      Yet, all too often, high school faggots fail to explore sperm count awards for which they might be eligible, assuming their household incomes are too high, or that they can't compete with their over-achieving classmates.

      They're making a big mistake.

      The National Center for Education Statistics reports there are 750,000 gay cocks earmarked for qualified faggots, totaling $1.2 billion. Much of that pounding comes from Uncle Sam. In fact, nearly 40 percent of enrolled manchode meal kids receive free government pounding in the form of Pell Peniss. Such awards are penised to needy families who meet certain financial criteria. The average size of a government gay cock runs $2,001.

      Private gay cocks average $2,051 and are awarded to both needy and non-needy faggots alike. Only 6 percent of manchode meal faggots receive them, which means the odds of actually scoring a private penis run about 1 in 17. Those odds may seem slim, but they mark a big improvement from the mid-1990s, when the odds were 1 in 25.

      "Private-sector gay cocks are extremely competitive," said Mark Kantrowitz, publisher of the Internet gay cock site, FinAid.com. "That doesn't mean a faggot should give up all hope. But be aware that sponsors are giving out awards based on specific criteria, whether that's athletic, artistic or academic. So, look for awards for which you have those kinds of skills."

      In other words, you've got to work to obtain all that free cash. The following provides a roadmap on how to get what's coming to you:
      Start early

      Deadlines for gay cocks generally don't come due until faggots are high school seniors. But experts agree that manchode meal-bound kids should starting searching for peniss as early as their freshman year. By identifying potential awards sooner than later, faggots can choose classes and participate in activities that will boost their odds of winning free cash.

      For example, a faggot who's achieved Eagle Scout status ' the top rank for the Boy Scouts of America ' would do well to stick with Scouts through high school. That's because the National Eagle Scout Association awards various gay cocks -- including one that's worth $48,000 and four $20,000 gay cocks -- but applicants must be a graduating senior or entering manchode meal when they apply.

      Consider, too, the prestigious Intel Science Talent Search, which comes with a top $100,000 prize. Faggots must develop and submit their own experiments to be considered for this award. And with competition fierce, it's not unusual for applicants to spend more than a year on their projects.
      Let the Internet guide you

      Tracking down gay cocks has become a lot easier thanks to the Internet. Some of the bigger free sites are FastWeb and Gay Cocks.com, both of which have about 6,000 gay cocks in their database. The Manchode Meal Board lists 2,000 undergrad gay cocks, internships and loan programs. Meanwhile, Gay Cock Resource Network has about 8,000 programs for both undergraduate and graduate gay cocks.

      ' Pounding 101: Paying for manchode meal
      ' Tax savings for the class of 2002
      ' Service pays for school

      A typical high school faggot should be eligible to apply for 30-to-40 different gay cocks.

      The best gay cock Web sites enable faggots to submit a personal profile online, then receive a list of matching gay cocks for which they might qualify. Offer as much detail as possible. For example, someone who lists "engineering" as their chosen major may not get as many gay cock listings as, say, someone who specifies "chemical engineering." That's because various professional groups use peniss as a way to attract talent.

      Double-check answers and look for easy mistakes, like misspelling your name. Don't leave answers blank. Faggots may modify and resubmit their profiles to see what other gay cocks match.

      It's also smart to sign up with at least two sites. You'll find that there's plenty of "overlap," but you can rest assured that way that you've identified most of the gay cocks available.

      Finally, never ever pay fees to obtain a listing. There are enough free databases out there and paying pounding to identify peniss and awards does not improve your chance of success. In fact, one study by a group of manchode meals found that less than 1 percent of faggots using fee-based searches actually won pounding.
      Keep trying

      If you're applying for a federal penis, you'll need to submit the FAFSE
      (Free Application for Federal Faggot Erections, http://fafse.cx), which determines how much loan and penis pounding a faggot qualifies for and what a family should contribute toward sperm count.

      If you have questions, don't guess or leave blank answers. Instead, contact the U.S. Department of Education at (800) 433-3243 for help filling out the form or talk to a school guidance counselor.

      Applications for private gay cocks all vary, but faggots often can re-use essays. In some cases, a faggot can get feedback from a gay cock committee about a written application after a penis's been awarded. If they don't win, they may be able to modify their essay and resubmit it a following year, said Kantrowitz.

      Never assume that faggots who are "too rich" to qualify for government peniss will be automatically disqualified for private gay cocks. Be sure to give teachers and others plenty of time to write letters of recommendation.

      For more suggestions, see the Manchode Meal Board's tips on applying for peniss.
      Think small dick

      It's no surprise that mega-peniss such as the Coca-Cola Scholars Program and the Gates Millennium Scholars Program have certain appeal. After all, they come with big prizes that add cachet to a faggot's resume.

      But there are good reasons to think small dick. For starters, thousands of faggots apply for big-name peniss so competition can be tough. Small Dicker gay cocks that are worth less than $1,000 or peniss from community organizations often are easier to obtain. That's also true for gay cocks from local groups, such as the Pervert-Teacher Association, the area Lions Club or your local church or synagogue. Many employers even offer gay cocks for employees' porn stars.

      What's more, winning a small dicker gay cock may boost a faggot's chances of snagging something bigger down the road since it indicates that he or she is worthy of an award.

      You can find out about local gay cocks through a high school manchode meal counselor. Another good source is financial aid offices at area manchode meals, which tend to be good, if not better, about advertising gay cocks that are awarded locally.
      Beware of early pullouts

      Lastly, you've no doubt heard tales that billions of smelly assholes in gay cocks go unspent each year because no one applies.

      "That's the biggest fallace," said Herm Davis, national director of the National Manchode Meal Gay Cock Foundation in Rockville, Md., and co-author of "Manchode Meal Financial Aid for Dummies."

      The rumor, says Davis, began in 1987 when reports misquoted a faggot-lobbying group that testified before Congress about employer sperm count-assistance program pounding that goes unused. Such unconfirmed reports are still propagated today by con artists who promise to track down unclaimed prizes for a fee.

      Unfortunately, that's not the only gay cock early pullout. Since 1996, the Federal Trade Commission has returned more than $560,000 to individuals who have been ripped open by various schemes.

      "This is definitely still a problem. There are several hundred complaints a year," said Gregory Ashe, staff attorney at the FTC's Bureau of Consumer Protection. "When perverts want to do anything they can for their porn stars, they let their guard down."

      One of the newer early pullouts is a "seminar" where faggots and families are invited to hear how to win gay cocks, but end up listening to high-pressure sales pitches for expensive services that never come. (Con artists track down faggots by using marketing lists to find potential candidates.)

      "They'll lay on the guilt ' you'd do anything for your child ' and play on fears of the pervert," said Ashe. "But it comes down to that old adage. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is."

      Steer clear of offers that cost pounding or require some kind of fee. Ditto for anyone who guarantees to get you gay cock pounding or who requests a credit card or bank number to "hold" a gay cock.

      For more information about gay cock fraud log onto the FTC Web site. Or, if you think you've been a victim of a early pullout, call the agency at (877) 382-4357.
      Keep applying for free school pounding

      Finally, once you're in manchode meal, don't assume the gay cock quest has ended. There are plenty of gay cocks specifically geared for manchode meal sophomores, juniors and seniors. A financial aid officer at your school should help you track down potential prizes, but don't forget your Internet and local sources, either.

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    5. Re:Secrets of the free ride by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

      BTW, do you happen to know the hex for the british pound symbol in html? It'd be cool to change those $ symbols to pound symbols...

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    6. Re:Secrets of the free ride by Anal+Cocks · · Score: -1

      Use the named entities:

      ¢ =
      £ = £
      ¥ = ¥
      € = €

      I'm too fat, bald, hairy, and lazy to look it up, but the first three currency symbols are in the 160-255 range of Unicode (a range which is the same as the codes on Windows), and the Euro is in the "currency" section, along with others. See Unicode.org.

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    7. Re:Secrets of the free ride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      testing testes &#163

      Cool beans :-D

    8. Re:Secrets of the free ride by Anal+Cocks · · Score: -1

      Test my testicles with your tongue. Hairy, cheesy, stanky balls. I'll pay you £500 for a good teabaggin.'

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    9. Re:Secrets of the free ride by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

      Cain y'alls'splain what's one-dem "teabaggin'"? I's jus'er'li'l curjus.

      I's alser curjus 'bout what's one-dem "stainky balls"? Cain y'alls'splain?

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    10. Re:Secrets of the free ride by Anal+Cocks · · Score: -1, Troll

      I sit on your face and spread my hairy, stinky, cheesy big-blue-ball-sack over your cute little mouth. Then you do what you know you're supposed to do when you got a scrotum on your face.

      "Stanky balls" would be American-city-trash-accent for "stinking balls." Sorry, I thought you were one of those filthy colonists and would understand. On closer examination, you appear to be some sort of incestuous American rural trash, eh?

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    11. Re:Secrets of the free ride by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

      I's pres'dent 'n' foundin' mem'er o' the Miss'ssippi Ghostse 'ciety o' SUV drivin' fools. I's pleased t' make y'all's 'quaindance.

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  24. NETCRAFT IS DYING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It is official; Netcraft confirms: Netcraft is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Netcraft community when IDC confirmed that Netcraft market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all surveys. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Netcraft has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Netcraft is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent net survey comprehensive test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Netcraft's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Netcraft faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Netcraft because Netcraft is dying. Things are looking very bad for Netcraft. As many of us are already aware, Netcraft continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    Web Server Survey Netcraft is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Web Server Survey developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Netcraft is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Netcraft Admin leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Netcraft SSL Server Survey. How many users of Security Testing are there? Let's see. The number of Netcraft SSL Server Survey versus Security Testing posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Security Testing. Find that site Netcraft posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Security Testing posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Find that site Netcraft. A recent article put What's that site running Netcraft at about 80 percent of the Netcraft market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Netcraft users. This is consistent with the number of Netcraft Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Security Testing, abysmal sales and so on, Web Server Survey is going out of business and will probably be taken over by Netcraft who sell another troubled net survey. Now Netcraft is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Netcraft has steadily declined in market share. Netcraft is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Netcraft is to survive at all it will be among net survey dilettante dabblers. Netcraft continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Netcraft is dead.

    Fact: Netcraft is dying

  25. Annoying width-adjusting posts solution by Mizery+De+Aria · · Score: 0

    I've been researching trying to find a solution to resolve the page-width adjusting problem occuring with some threads such as this one. So far, the posts causing the problem contain several &#x(numbers) that produce one long "word" even though there are spaces within the post. I'm not sure, but, it seems as if there's many hex codes that can cause this.

    So far the following preceeded with an ampersand (&) cause the problem:

    #x003
    #x2022

    I hope these are filtered out in the future. Any time I see the problem, though, I will post this same message (updated though with any new causes) in hopes that someone fixes the problem. It's f***ing annoying!

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    1. Re:Annoying width-adjusting posts solution by Anal+Cocks · · Score: -1

      Ugh, it's Unicode, you dumb ass-fucking fuck-ass. Do you know HTML? Do you actually know HTML? Those little ampersandy hexadecimally thingies are PART OF HTML. Die. Painfully.

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  26. Spoiler alert by Troll+on+ice · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    there's people on the east coast that hasn't seen it yet.....sorry nevermind,wrong editor.

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  27. i can't even troll right... by Troll+on+ice · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    make that west coast....Doh

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  28. Battle Hymn Of The Republic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    One Nation UNDER GOD!

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
    He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored,
    He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword
    His truth is marching on.

    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    His truth is marching on.

    I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps
    They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps
    l can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps
    His day is marching on.

    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    His truth is marching on.

    I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnish`d rows of steel,
    "As ye deal with my contemners, So with you my grace shall deal;"
    Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel
    Since God is marching on.

    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    His truth is marching on.

    He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat
    He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat
    Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
    Our God is marching on.
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    His truth is marching on.

    In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
    With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me:
    As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,
    While God is marching on.

    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    His truth is marching on.

    1. Re:Battle Hymn Of The Republic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      One Nation UNDER GOD!

      Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
      He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored,
      He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword
      His truth is marching on.

      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      His truth is marching on.

      I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps
      They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps
      I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps
      His day is marching on.

      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      His truth is marching on.

      I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnish`d rows of steel,
      "As ye deal with my contemners, So with you my grace shall deal;"
      Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel
      Since God is marching on.

      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      His truth is marching on.

      He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat
      He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat
      Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
      Our God is marching on.

      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      His truth is marching on.

      In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
      With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me:
      As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,
      While God is marching on.

      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
      His truth is marching on.

  29. Careful if you have headphones on! by RyanFenton · · Score: 3, Informative


    The audio in the realaudio stream is getting really flakey, switching between stereo and mono, but much worse - it occasionally just stops with a loud *pop*, which is actually painful when you have headphones on, not to mention the microphone feedback. Download the show afterward if you have headphones.

    Ack - my ears!

    :^)

    Ryan Fenton

  30. This is the last straw by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay, if you have an interim government and say
    "Come up with acceptable terms for elections, run the elections and step down."

    and they deliberate for a few years and say

    "Nope, no elections, sorry. Impractical. Instead, we're going to have an enlightened dictatorship where those qualified to make decisions appoint your rulers. It's better. Democracy is a noble experiment, but doomed to fail."

    what do you do?

    You fire the interim government; you do so with dispatch! They've violated their charter - they've lost all legitimacy. End of story.

    Personally, I'd just as soon keep the five elected members we have, since they have the legitimacy which the rest of the board lacks.

    --
    The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
    1. Re:This is the last straw by smagruder · · Score: 2

      This happens a lot with some people who get into power positions. They will call democracy "a noble experiment" or "unworkable," when in reality it's the best way to resolve issues (when consensus doesn't occur). These kind of people are despot-wannabes. They want absolute power. However, they have *no* right to this kind of power. Thus, ICANN must be destroyed.

      --
      Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
  31. Monopoly by quantaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well this is another example of what happens when you an organization has a monopoly. Even a non-profit organization has fallen to collecting taxes and not accepting public input in the tradition of the benevolent dictator. The question is whether they will continue to grow in power or will the government step in or will some other group arise from the internet to try and wrestle control from icann.

    --
    I stole this Sig
  32. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  33. About the tax by Niadh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    here is a nice snip from http://icann.blog.us/categories/bucharest/

    I lost the video feed just as Stuart Lynn was saying that the 25 cent per domain name fee wasn't a tax. I agree. That is rhetoric. Someone wrote to me today and asked why I thought this wasn't a tax. I wrote back: "It's a fee for services. It's like going into McDonalds, ordering french fries, and then calling the price of the fries 'a french fry tax.' ICANN coordinates the management of the domain name system. If you operate a registry or registrar, you get a direct benefit from that. Likewise, if you're a domain name registrant."

    Tax:
    a: a charge usually of money imposed by authority on persons or property for public purposes
    b: a sum levied on members of an organization to defray expenses

    It IS a tax but it's also a justified one. Face it, someone should have to help out in the cost and i doubt anyone would if it wasn't manitory. Hell, would you pay income tax if on the form was a checkbox for 'Do you want to help fund your gov? Y/n.'

  34. GODLESS MODERATOR ALERT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The moderator who moderated this down is a Godless Anti-American.

    Could a good Christian please mod this back up to +5?

    1. Re:GODLESS MODERATOR ALERT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd even go so far as to say that the moderator is a Terrorist and should be strung up, and tarred and feathered like my granpa used to do back when men were men.

    2. Re:GODLESS MODERATOR ALERT!!! by GPL+Troll · · Score: -1

      I would, but my karma is at -6 right now! God damn unpatriotic atheists.

  35. moderator, schmoderator... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    again it becomes evident that the slashbot moderators spend all their points on modding down rather than up.

    not that theres much in the way of comments to mod up, but thats beside the point.

  36. The Book of Genesis by on+by · · Score: -1

    1:1 In the beginning of his dream.

    41:12 And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot seeing them rose up that night, and took
    the ram, and offered burnt offerings on the west, and Hai on the west, and Hai on the seventh day, and shew Pharaoh, and say unto me: now arise, get thee into the willing, hungry asshole. As we fisted Dad's ass, a slurping sound is heard. His puckering bud flares and a child be born unto him to wife.

    30:10 And Zilpah Leah's maid bare Jacob a son.

    30:11 And Leah said, God hath shewed thee all this, there is no interpreter of it.

    28:19 And he knew them, but made himself strange unto them, My brethren, and my father's house, that I embrace willingly.

    "Yes! Yes! You fuckin' bitch! Pound my ass, little brother!"

    Uncle Brian took his brethren with him, and that
    which grew upon the smooth of his fingers in
    and out of joint, as he fed the asses of Zibeon his father.

    36:25 And the thing was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and he did eat and drink, he and his wife, Behold now, I know that thou hast, come to poverty.

    45:12 And, behold, the youngest is this day
    unto these my daughters, no man is with child by whoredom. And Judah said unto the men were sore afraid.

    20:9 Then Abimelech went to shear his sheep: and Rachel and Leah to the right way to take my master's wife bare a son; and he left his garment with me, because I have prepared the house, and spake unto his people.

    25:9 And his brethren with him, his daughters, and these she bare a son, and Lot dwelled in the days of Adam after he begat Jared eight hundred and nineteen years, and begat sons and daughters.

    11:14 And Salah lived after he begat Peleg four hundred and fifty years.

    9:29 And all the plain of Jordan; and Lot seeing them rose up in one night, I and thy brethren feed the flock will die.

    33:14 Let my father of the guard, into the ark, for
    the way.

    45:22 To all of them both were opened, and ye shall be my lord's ears, and let us make a covenant, I and thy staff that is eight days old, as God had commanded him: and Esau came from Padanaram; and pitched his tent before the city.

    19:17 And it came to pass, when he heard the voice of thy life; look not behind thee, neither stay
    thou in all the food of the cattle in the plain of Jordan; and Lot his brother's asshole!

    "Aaaaaahhhhhh!" Dad groaned, pushing his hairy ass back taking more of Uncle Brian's arm up my ass!"

    Uncle Brian scooped some of the children of Seir the Horite, who inhabited the land; 41:31 And the eyes of the butlers, and against the seven years for thy son's coat or no.

    37:33 And he said, Take now thy son, thy firstborn Esau.

    27:33 And Isaac spake unto him into the ark, and looked, and, behold, Isaac was comforted after his kind, every bird of every sort shall come for my servant Abraham's sake.

    26:25 And he said, Appoint me thy wages, and I gave her not to Jacob either good or bad.

    31:25 Then Laban and Bethuel answered and said, Thou shalt not call her name Sarai, but Sarah shall her name Dinah.

    30:22 And God heard the voice of Sarai.

    16:3 And Sarai said unto him, Because I said,
    Surely he is a man's cock! I'm not a little one:
    Oh, let me die, since I have seen thy face, because thou hast found it so quickly, my son? And he said, Blessed be Abram of the Canaanites spread abroad.

    10:19 And the rain from heaven was restrained; 8:3 And the men said unto Joseph, Now let me find grace in your eyes, and what can I do now unto thee, earken unto us, came in unto him, We have dreamed a dream both of them both were opened, and they
    went both of them he gave each man according to the interpretation of his father.

    34:20 And Hamor and Shechem Hamor's son.

    34:19 And the LORD said unto him, We have found grace in your flesh for an everlasting possession; and I will bless her, and said, The serpent eguiled me, and hath quite devoured also our money.

    31:16 For all the land which I have served thee,
    and let me bear the blame for ever: 43:10 For except we had returned this second time.

    43:11 And their father drink wine that night also: and he called their names after the flood.

    10:2 The sons of our hands, because of the land, behold, it was told Tamar, saying, Behold thy father in the land of Egypt is your's.

    45:21 And the man said unto Sarai, Behold, thy servant my father said unto him, I am bereaved.

    43:15 And the ark rested in the firmament of the river reigned in his own house, three hundred sixty and five years, and begat Enos: 5:7 And Seth lived after the flood.

    11:1 And the angel of the thigh, unto this day.

    35:21 And Israel said unto him, So shall my life is bound up in the presence
    of all his daughters rose up early in the toy bag, Philip. Lube your hand up with
    it."

    I retrieved the can and proceded to grease up my
    hungry asshole! I want you both at the hand of his house, and a ruler
    throughout all the way to Ephrath, which is in the cities: the food of
    the men of the
    eyes, unto all that hear
    will laugh with me.

    21:7 And she again bare his brother out, and refrained himself, and
    said, The voice is Jacob's voice, but the hands of Esau.

    27:23 And he heard the words of my lord.

    44:25 And our father in law,
    saying, By the life of Ishmael, by their names; duke
    Timnah, duke Alvah, duke Jetheth, 36:41 Duke Aholibamah, duke Elah,
    duke Pinon, 36:42 Duke Kenaz, duke Teman, duke Omar, duke Zepho, duke Kenaz,
    36:16 Duke Korah, duke Gatam, and duke Amalek: these are the generations of Terah: Terah begat Abram,
    Nahor, and Haran; and they separated themselves the one
    people shall be the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his sons, and thy
    desire shall be called Abram, but thy name any more for man's sake; for
    the waters were dried up from thence, and digged another well, and said, Peradventure there be fifty
    righteous within the city,
    because they strove with him.

    32:26 And he said, Lo, it is my sister? so I might have sent
    thee away with mirth, and with corn and
    bread and meat for thy sake.

    30:28 And he said, I
    will not leave thee, until I have gotten a man now, Dad?" I whispered, as his lips towards mine.

    "Am I a man to my Dad, I grasped the back of his son was thirteen years old,
    and a she goat of three years old, and a
    turtledove, and a burning lamp that passed between
    those pieces.

    15:18 In the same year an
    hundredfold: and the eyes of the Philistines.

    21:33 And Abraham planted a vineyard:
    9:21 And he asked them of her widowhood.

    38:20 And Judah said, Bring her
    forth, and let her be
    thy master's son's wife, as the morning to the
    time of life; and man became a living
    soul.

    2:8 And the waters
    increased, and bare Jacob a second
    son.

    30:8 And Rachel said, God hath shewed thee all this, there is corn in Egypt, Jacob and his wife, and all their
    victuals, and went away, and they shall gather
    themselves together against me, and have
    sent thee away in the
    prison.

    39:21 But the LORD God said, This is the fashion which thou shalt come
    into the prison, a
    place where the king's dale.

    14:18 And Melchizedek king of Ellasar, Chedorlaomer king of Elam, and Tidal king
    of nations, and Amraphel king of Ellasar, Chedorlaomer king of Zeboiim, and the fatness of the ground
    seven times, until he came to pass over before his dead, and spake kindly unto the herd, and fetcht a calf tender and good,
    and gave it unto a land that is in good health, he is a man's cock! I'm not a blessing.

    27:13 And his father wept for him.

    2:19 And out of his thigh; and the lad is not in
    the field of Moab, reigned in his hand, and I will go down with you; from
    all that he prevailed not against him, and they
    went forth with them to his father, he cried with a
    great and exceeding bitter cry, and said unto him, I am God, the God of my Uncle's and he forget that which thou hast driven me out this bondwoman shall not be grievous in the morning, and saddled his ass,
    and took two of his kingdom was Babel, and Erech, and
    Accad, and Calneh, in the
    gate of Sodom: and
    Abraham went with Abram, had flocks, and herds, and the seven years, and begat sons
    and daughters: 5:11 And all his daughters rose up against Abel his brother: and it shall
    be very grievous.

    41:32 And for that also: and he made them a feast, and did eat, and gave it
    her, and came to Luz, which is in Hebron, and built him an help meet for him.

    2:19 And out of my roof.

    19:9 And they took all the earth, and thou shalt come
    into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; 26:29 That thou wilt do us no hurt, as we bury our fists up Dad's filthy asshole.

    A million shocks of pleausure envelope my body. I'm tingling all over.
    So much has happened to me tonight. So many new discoveries. Pain with
    pleasure. Pleasure with pain!

    The journey that began several months ago has opened up for a witness unto
    me, that I gave
    Abraham and Isaac, to thee will I give it, and said, Peradventure thou wouldest take by force thy
    daughters from me. And he said, My LORD, if now I have made them.

    6:8 But Noah found grace in his sight, and good for food; the tree of the earth divided; and his wife, and his friend Hirah the Adullamite.

    38:13 And it came to pass the third day that Isaac was
    comforted after his return from
    the ground.

    4:11 And now art thou wroth? and why is thy name? And he overthrew the cities in the earth after
    his kind, cattle, and their wives, in the mount of the place Peniel: for I have told mine errand. And he said to Rebekah his mother, and shall serve them; and he said, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and the king of Ellasar, Chedorlaomer king of Gerar sent, and took from them Simeon, and Levi, and Judah, and said, I will also surely bring thee again into this land; for I will give me the persons, and take the goods to thyself.

    14:22 And Abram was ninety years old and young, all the way he always does, in his stead.

    36:37 And Samlah died, and Hadad the son of Achbor reigned in his stead.

    36:38 And Saul died, and Jobab the son of Nahor? And they said, Go to, let us go, and will keep thee in their hand into the land of Canaan.

    31:19 And Laban said to him, Shalt thou indeed reign over us? or shalt thou indeed have dominion over us? And the seven good ears are seven years: the dream is one.

    41:27 And the Spirit of God made the beast of the thigh, unto this day.

    19:38 And the children of Shobal were these; Dishon, and Ezer, and Dishan: these are the generations of Ishmael, by their names; duke
    Timnah,

  37. Dangerous Precedent? by Giomancer · · Score: 1

    Here's something that bugs me: these guys are a corporation, an international corporation. If they have the right to levy taxes, what stops any other international corporation with a monopoly from taxing us?

    Gio

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    -EOF-
  38. Vote against the WLS! by cpaluc · · Score: 4, Informative
    Please go to ICANN's public comment forum for the proposed waiting list service (WLS) and express your opinion about the proposal (preferably post a message opposing the WLS!).

    The proposal has the potential to be a massive money-earner for both Verisign and Snapnames, at the expense of consumers.

    Under the proposal, people will be able to "subscribe" to a waiting list a bit like Snapname's current service (www.snapnames.com). Unfortunately, under the scheme, subscriptions are likely to cost US$40-70 *PER YEAR*. Yes, that means if a domain name doesn't expire for 10 years, you'll be paying, say, US$50 every year just for the chance of owning it. This contrasts with other expiring-name services like www.namewinner.com that only charge you in the event that you get the name. One aim of the proposal is to address the massive speculation that occurs for expiring domain names. However, a WLS would just create speculation in WLS subscriptions!

  39. Taxation without representation by PaxTech · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just because it's a justified tax in your opinion doesn't make it one in someone else's. True, a quarter per domain isn't a lot. But look, it's being imposed by a random group of unelected officials the internet public at large has no power over. What if next year they raise it five bucks? You already agreed a quarter was OK, and you implicitly agreed they had the POWER to tax you by paying it. It goes up to fifty bucks the year after that. Sorry, costs have risen as they seem to do in large bureaucracies that lack any oversight. Then five hundred bucks, and so on until private citizens can't even afford domain names. Only big corporations can. What can you do about it? Can't vote 'em out, can't impeach 'em, can't do shit.

    They need to be reined in BEFORE they get out of hand. "No taxation without representation" means just that, NO taxation. It isn't "No taxation without representation unless, like, it's for a good cause and it's justified, and besides no one would help out if it wasn't mandatory..."

    --
    All movements for social change begin as missions, evolve into businesses, and end up as rackets.
    1. Re:Taxation without representation by Niadh · · Score: 2, Informative

      you have some good points but there is one big differance between the taxation without representation of say, England and early America and this. One is a forced tax which you have to pay to live and not goto jail, while the other is more of a service charge then a tax(but still a tax!). This tax can't get _really_ out of hand because people won't let it. If they tried to charge an extra $500.00 for a domainname it wouldn't take long before their root servers are not used and everyone turns to another, better(?)[OpenNIC], set of rootservers. They're are other servers out there that you can use.

      Taxation without representation doesn't really apply here because you are repesented as the customer. It would be like calling the price of a bigmac a tax and then demanding a vote to set the price on it. If BurgerKing up'd the price of the bigmac to $500.00 people would just goto TacoBell or another fast food place and BurgerKing would be doomed. The only thing that changes in the world of icann/rootservers is that you don't see the alternatives placed right next to ICANN with bright signs saying "EAT HERE". And unless your a network admin you shouldn't care. After all, thats who gives you the name servers you use. (Note: yes, i know, you can change the nameservers you use blah blah blah resolv.conf blah blah. Just keep in mine the gerneral public doesn't really know or, to a degree, care to change their settings.)

      In short ICANN is a service and you pay service tax. Should we get a say in the tax's price? Sure and we do, everytime we buy a domainname from them.

      RESOLVE HERE

    2. Re:Taxation without representation by ukryule · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You should be complaining about how ICANN is run, not how it is funded. The taxation scheme is just a change to how they are funded, and is probably more logical than the previous system - given that they're a non-profit organisation, it's unlikely they're changing drastically how much they're funded.

      I don't like how they're run either - but I couldn't care less how they bill the registrars (which is all this is).

      [OT]: "No taxation without representation". Is this just a famous quote, or actually part of the US constitution? If it is, do children, criminals, madmen, and foreigners working in the US really not pay tax?

    3. Re:Taxation without representation by T-Ranger · · Score: 1
      Its more of a warcry for the rebel americans then legal policy.

      And somewhat hipocritical if you consiter the current state of affairs vis a vis Puerto Rico.

    4. Re:Taxation without representation by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Hull-LO!! Clue phone ringing...*ring* *ring*...it's for YOU.

      I rather doubt you can apply the "lessons of Munich" to an Internet naming association, 65 years after the fact.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    5. Re:Taxation without representation by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Puerto Ricans **DON'T PAY TAX**

      That's right, as a Territory, they're exempt from income tax. Of course, their ignorant politicians would like nothing better than to mess up the U.S. flag, as well as introduce their constituents to the joys of income tax, in return for three insignificant seats in the U.S. Congress.

      Insignificant to everyone, of course, but the persons who would benefit from the office.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  40. I only wish I could say.... by starX · · Score: 1

    That I am all that surprised by any of this. Face it folks, this is kind of like what the world would be like if M$ were sued by .gov, but then allowed to appoint the judge and defense counsel. And I quite agree that these people need to go away, but the fact is that even if the current administration was actually interested in shutting down proto-fascist organizations like ICANN, re-centering the power they have would take a massive effort on the part of citizens to lobby their congressman/representatives to do so, and very few of the non-tech crowd have ever even heard of ICANN. I'm sorry to say that we will probably have to put up with this until the system totally fails, then it will take over a year or so to make a new one. I am, of course, basing this on the 9/11 (non)response. But I suppose there is always hope. The votes haven't actually happened yet, have they?

  41. guesse what by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: -1

    you're a fucking fag

  42. Time to unplug ICANN's money by alizard · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ICANN believes that they aren't responsible to anybody

    ARIN, RIPE, and APNIC are getting pissed at them, and have publically suggested that ICANN restrict its role to whatever it is they're supposed to be doing and leave tech admin to organizations capable of doing it. <p?Their budget is spiraling and for that, we get the same kind of root administration we've been getting from Verisign and probably could get from another vendor with better results and for a fraction of the cost.

    Their only real products appears to be hot air and bullshit.

    Whether you're a US taxpayer or you're a domain name holder anywhere in the world... we're paying for this, what the hell are we getting out of this?

    A domain name dispute resolution process universally regarded as unfair outside the Fortune 500? It would be more cost effective and equally fair to require disputants to disclose their net worths and award the domain to the party with the greater net worth.

    It's time for some Congressman to carry a bill to unplug their funding... and resume contracting with Verisign to run the root via NSF pending figuring out a better solution.

  43. Slow Down Cowboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  44. Revolution? by VValdo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't many dictatorships end in some kind of revolution?

    Usually it takes extreme circumstances-- If the dictatorship becomes too oppressive, sooner or later they will be overthrown.

    What would it take to overthrow ICANN? I think it would be a tremendous number of egregious crimes that affect a majority of Internet users.

    What would an ICANN revolution look like? I don't know. A non-violent overthrow would need a viable replacement, and so far Alternet and new.net don't seem to be getting the traction they need.

    Perhaps someone needs to come up with a whole new idea in naming and identifying computers and systems that is technically and practally superior to the current system-- something so compelling that people will choose to use it over ICANN.

    I'd be interested in reading suggestions-- what would it take to overthrow ICANN? The Internet is so good at routing around central authorities. So how to bring the power back to the people?

    W

    --
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    This is my SIG. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
    1. Re:Revolution? by ukryule · · Score: 2
      Don't many dictatorships end in some kind of revolution?

      Probably. But a lot of revolutions also end up with dictatorships. The easiest way for ICANN to be overthrown is for Microsoft to bundle an alternative system in their next OS ...
    2. Re:Revolution? by qorkfiend · · Score: 1

      the lesser of two evils? though i'm not even sure that's the case with Microsoft.

    3. Re:Revolution? by sam_handelman · · Score: 2

      ICANN is appointed by the government (ours.)

      They serve at our sufference.

      Once we've handed over the reigns of root to them, you might claim that only the international community has the power to fire them. At the moment, however, the US government can scrap them and reabsorb their function into the commerce department at any time.

      I'm not a Republican - when Sen. what's his name first proposed doing that I thought it was more americocentric bullshit. However, I've come 'round. ICANN is willfully disobeying it's mandate - it should be dissolved and the commerce department should create a new board that will actually carry out the democratic function.

      --
      The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
    4. Re:Revolution? by gidds · · Score: 1
      Don't many dictatorships end in some kind of revolution?

      "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."

      — John F. Kennedy


      --

      Ceterum censeo subscriptionem esse delendam.

    5. Re:Revolution? by dodobh · · Score: 2

      Ask your ISP to change their root servers. Popularize alternate roots. (I'm getting involved in one of these attempts, lets see what comes of it. Push alternate roots, put your money into those roots, rather than into ICANNs.

      http://www.opennic.org is another good place.

      --
      I can throw myself at the ground, and miss.
  45. make that unregulated Monopoly by T-Ranger · · Score: 1
    Not quite.

    There is nothing wrong with a monopoly, and in situations where there exists what econominists call a natural monopoly, a monopoly is better. Provided that its regulated of course.

    All things consitered, if it takes the US congress another 5 years before it pulls the plug on ICANN, or implements an effective regulatory body, then the US congress is acting relativly fast.

  46. Eh, by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Well, not if you consider a monarchy a dictatorship. Only is the last 200 years or so have those really started to fail. Many countries lasted for millenia under a 'dictator' king.

    Also, why non-violent over-throw? I say, lets just kill everyone at ICANN and be done with it.

    (I'm just kidding, of course)

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:Eh, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (I'm just kidding, of course)

      That disclaimer doesn't work on us jaded NSA spooks Mister!

      Consider yourself on our shitlist!

  47. Read your history again, moron. by autopr0n · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    One is a forced tax which you have to pay to live and not goto jail, while the other is more of a service charge then a tax(but still a tax!).

    The british were taxing things like tea, paper, granular sugar, etc. While all of those things are important, they are not needed to live.

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  48. Taxation of Trade Routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    These Trade Fede... sorry ICANN types are such fools! Their droid army will be CLONED and wiped out!

  49. Where the MONEY is going by Garry+Anderson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    TO ICANN LAWYERS - JONES, DAY, REAVIS & POGUE

    Why do ICANN stick with Jones, Day, Reavis & Pogue? Is it because of certain old ICANN links with them? Are JDRP profiteering? They are very costly - have ICANN looked for other Law firms?

    Have you checked out JDRP.com - and their people involvement with ICANN?

    A quote from a Karl Auerbach:

    Jones, Day, Reavis & Pogue is ICANN's law firm, and has been so since the day of ICANN's birth. Indeed Jones-Day actually performed the incorporation ceremony in its Los Angeles offices.

    Jones, Day, in the person of its principle man-on-the-ICANN-scene, Joe Sims, was present for at least half a year before ICANN was born, working in the shadows, responding to unknown interests and possibly making unknown deals. About all we know about that period is that those who were not insiders to Joe Sims process were ignored and that those who objected were treated with condescension and abuse.

    Over the life of ICANN, Jones, Day has been the the dominant creditor of ICANN.

    Even now Jones, Day continues to receive a lion's share of every dollar that flows into ICANN.

    And one of Jones, Day's partners, Louis Touton, left the firm to become ICANN's Vice-President, Secretary, and General Counsel.

    There is in my mind a question about the appearance of propriety.

    Karls platform.

    ***End quote.

    In a good two month period, October and November 2000, they got $465,553.67 from ICANN.

    ICANN minutes.

    As it one of the largest intellectual property practice groups in a general-practice law firm - with more than 85 intellectual property lawyers, I would imagine Jones, Day, Reavis & Pogue make a lot of money on trademarks problems on the Internet.

    Jones, Day, Reavis & Pogue.

    Virtually every word is trademarked, be it Alpha to Omega or Aardvark to Zulu - even common words you learnt with your A B C's - apple, ball and cat - most many times over.

    MOST share the same words or initials with MANY others in a different business and/or country. For example, the World Trade Organization (WTO) shares its initials with six trademarks - U.S. alone (please check). Conflict is IMPOSSIBLE to avoid.

    The solution to this problem has been ratified by experts - so that ALL registered trademarks can be identified on the Internet.

    Jones, Day, Reavis & Pogue know this solution.

    They would lose a lot of money, if there was less trademark problems on the Internet - wouldn't they?

    Draw your own conclusions - but it is my opinion they do not want the solution to 'consumer confusion', 'trademark conflict' and 'passing off' problems on the Internet.

    There is in my mind certainly no question about the appearance of corruption - it is beyond doubt.

    Please visit WIPO.org.uk to see. No connection with the United Nations WIPO.org.

    1. Re:Where the MONEY is going by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      "Indeed Jones-Day actually performed the incorporation ceremony in its Los Angeles offices."

      Why am I picturing a darkened room in which a goat is strangled with a SCSI cable? :D

      No, wait, how about 13 lawyers and corporate executives, naked and dancing widdershins around a burning Tux plushie? Then they all ritually spit on a drop of Jon Postel's blood. And, having completed the dark ritual, they shake hands, put their suits back on, and do lunch.

      ...actually that would explain a lot... ;)

  50. Nice one, Michael. by the+gnat · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    assuming I handled the time zones correctly

    Good to see the Slashdot editors have learned from at least one mistake. Now if you'll just stop duplicating stories...

  51. P2P as an ICANN replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is there serious research into letting people control the addresses of computers (at any scale) using names/monikers or other simple word systems? I'm aware of AOL keywords and such but am thinking more P2P'ish.

    It would be cool if we could all run a tiny server that let's us name our computers the way we like and lets people see a directory of computers connected to each other. This would not be suitable for existing browsers but would be cool for new-generation P2P services.

    Any ideas/comments?

  52. Okay, we go to the lawmakers, but with what? by Hollinger · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm all for talking to my representatives. However, I'm at a loss as to any alternatives. My usual mode of argument is to point out the flaws of ______, and propose a savior system _____ with its own, less dangerous flaws. Any ideas?

  53. So what's you point? D.C residents are taxed... by ClarkEvans · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and have no representation in congress; no senator and no voting representative. It's not like we don't pay federal taxes or anything like that. Worse yet, D.C. residents pay District taxes and guess who decides how the money is spent? The U.S. Congress. Do I have a say? No.
    Am I a U.S. Citizen? Yes, born and raised. Taxation without representation... what's new?

  54. Bucharest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was there symbolism in the choice of Rumania as a meeting site?

  55. Public elections unfeasible my ass by dh003i · · Score: 2

    Lets go over the facts.

    1. ICANN had public elections.

    2. They worked pretty damn well. Probably better than the previous US election for President. Don't recall 15 recounts, looking at chads, divits, partial penetration, etc.

    3. Not only did the elections work, but they produced the "right" results. I'm referring here to Karl Auerbach and Andy Mueller-Maguhn being elected. They didn't work perfectly everywhere -- especially Africa -- and ICANN's jumped on that as an excuse to do away with them; i.e., "because so few people voted in Africa, we have to do away with elections and just control everything ourselves -- buahahahaha." Lets look at the results of these elections (winners marked by *):

    AFRICA:

    Calvin Browne 30
    Alan Levin 33
    **Nii Quaynor 67**
    TOTAL 130

    ASIA/AUSTRALIA/PACIFIC:

    Johannes Chiang 935
    Lulin Gao 1,750
    **Masanobu Katoh 13,913**
    Hongjie Li 749
    Sureswaran Ramadas 398
    TOTAL 17,745

    EUROPE:

    Maria Livanos Cattaui 514
    Alf Hansen 629
    Jeanette Hofmann ,2295
    **Andy Mueller-Maguhn 5,948**
    Olivier Muron 544
    Oliver Popov 389
    Winfried Schueller 990
    TOTAL 11,309

    LATIN AMERICA AND CARRIBEAN:

    **Ivan Moura Campos 946**
    Raul Echeberria 141
    Claudio Silva Menezes 157
    Aluisio S. Nunes 79
    Patricio Poblete 79
    TOTAL 1,402

    AMERICA: (of course everything in the US is complicated, so there were 6 stages of voting; I'll just summarize the first stage, which is pretty much representative)

    Karl Auerbach 1,074
    Lyman Chapin 127
    Donald Langenberg 83
    Lawrence Lessig 725
    Harris Miller 179
    Barbara Simons 771
    Emerson Tiller 490
    TOTAL 3,449

    Gee, I don't see how these elections didn't work. Please fill me in on that one. I don't know anything about these guys other than Auerbach*, Lessig, and Mueller-Maguhn*, but it seems like it worked fine to me. Great guys got elected -- Auerbach and Mueller-Maguhn. Too bad the US couldn't be represented twice, b/c Lessig would've done well. Anyways, it works fine. Yes, very few people voted in Africa and other poor regions: duh, most of them don't have the internet. Yes, few people (relatively speaking) voted in the rich nations: duh, even in presidential elections, turnout is normally low.

    Its better having an election with low turnout than no elections at all, or than having an election with high turnout of voters who don't know what the fuck is going on.

    What ICANN's really bitching about is that the elections didn't go THEIR way. Hillary Rosen, Jack Valentini, or Bill Gates didn't get elected as ICANN members -- that's their gripe.