User: Troll on ice

oh no

On: Asteroid Fly-By on August 18

it's coming from the vicinity of an ugly planet...a bug planet

Re:Too bad

On: Wanna Work for Dave Taylor & American McGee?

What a killer game it could have been ! .....4 years and millions of dollars later daikatana2 now with tint control..

morse code translator

On: Panicking In Morse Code

http://www.soton.ac.uk/~scp93ch/morse/index.html for those that are morse code challenged..

another obscure simpson reference....

On: China to Develop Windows Clone

office 200 runs great on my sorny.

i can't even troll right...

On: ICANN Bucharest Meeting Comes to a Close

make that west coast....Doh

Spoiler alert

On: ICANN Bucharest Meeting Comes to a Close

there's people on the east coast that hasn't seen it yet.....sorry nevermind,wrong editor.

conversion?

On: A Terabyte of Data on a Laptop Hard Drive

So what is the capacity in STU (Standard Texas Units)?

all they want now is a get out of jail free card

On: Greenbacks No More

i hear microsoft is lobbying for this..

transformer wannabee

On: Riding the World's Fastest Train @ 500 kph

...but when does it turn into a giant robot?

Re:Information wants to be expensive..."bah"

On: Information Valuation - The Most Buck for the Bits?

information wants to be free has got to be one of the least thought out mantras of slashdot,information doesn't want anything...it just is.it should be people want information to be free. it makes just about as much sense as kill your television

Re:This begs the question:

On: Transmeta Unveils 256-bit Microprocessor Plans

255...256..Whatever it takes.

a whole cast of sleazy characters......

On: Mysteries of the Las Vegas Telecom System

....and no mention of microsoft or the music publishing industry? who would have thunk it?

Re:How to make a place dreaded for 10,000 years?

On: This Place is Not a Place of Honor

do you really think the entire north american continent could contain his entire collection of mindless rambling....tainting those poor pixels on my monitor with his wit is severe enough..

what's the point?

On: This Place is Not a Place of Honor

if they can't detect the radiation i doubt a sign would help..

trying to imagine Etch-A-Sketch porn.

On: PDAs For Kids

after awhile they would begin to wonder where the blue screen went..

insert obscure movie reference here...

On: Lunar Power

...why that sounds like more than 1.21 jiggawatts to me

Re:Hey, Slashdot needs this

On: e-Denounce

i believe there already exists a "B" button for bitchslap,it's just an undocumented feature of slashdot..

Re:*BSD is dying?.......

On: Minnesota Bill Would Prevent Disclosure of Web Habits

......no,it has always smelled that way.

winxp on a trash80....

On: Virtual PC for OS/2 released

do that and then i'll be impressed..

Re:DiabloII.Net Censors Bnetd Discussions

On: Slashback: Bnetd, Salmon, Towers

<sarcasm> i'm glad slashdot would never do anything like that</sarcasm>