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Spam King Living High in the Bayou

mikey573 writes "Connecticut's main newspaper, The Hartford Courant, decided to bring the issue of spam to the forefront with a top headline front page story Spam King Living High In The Bayou in its Sunday print edition. The article goes into describing the spam marketing company "Opt-In Marketing Services". The article goes too much into glorifying one person's success with spam, while failing to underscore the potential problems he has caused for others."

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  1. Could this guy be any stupider? by NotesSauceBoss · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we know he's not just a jerk spammer, but he's also an idiot!

    "Hi, I'm one of the most hated people in America. Here's my name, a photo of me, what kind of car I drive, and where I live."

    I'm suddenly having Pulp Fiction flashbacks. I need a couple of pipe-hittin bruthas with a pair of pliers and blowtorch.

    1. Re:Could this guy be any stupider? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1) Lay off the "let's kill this guy" stuff. Last I knew, things like that could be considered threats. I.E. illegal. Don't do it. I *hope* that no one is serious about causing any sort of criminal mischeif or harassment, but...

      2) BTW, if you'd like to politely contact him and tell him that you disapprove of his spamming, especially in so far as his 'free speech' forces us to pay for it, a rather apropos way to do that would be to contact him via his 1-800 #'s... In fact, there's a lovely page detailing how to reach this guy:

      http://www.spamhaus.org/rokso/search.lasso?evide nc efile=1070

      ABUSERS: Ronald R. Scelson
      [Birthdate: 12-11-71 or 72, New Orleans, LA, married]
      avsrscelson@aol.com / cajunspam@aol.com / avsrscelson2000@yahoo.com / dff@yahoo.com
      Amy Hoolahan [wife/sister?]
      43 CYPRESS MEADOWS LOOP
      SLIDELL, LA 70460 US
      Home: (504) 646-2225
      Work: 504-649-6248

      PHONE NUMBERS: 888-365-0000 ext. 1648 / 800-242-0363 EXT. 2427
      888-724-3108 x5413752
      504 781 8117 / 504-957-1037 / 504-847-1232 / 504-649-7751
      504-781-6615 / 504-649-6248 / 504-781-6655 / 504-831-1595
      504-646-2225 / 504-641-0876
      FAX: 504 641 0810 / 504-456-0995 / 504-781-6615

      Please try to be civil. There are laws against harassment. There's no law against politely explaining to him that you never want to hear from him again. Just tell him that you'll keep calling him until he leaves you alone...

  2. Scelson data by Patrick13 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Someone else has done their homework on Scelson there is a bunch of info, including tel #s and addresses
    here.

    His interview makes him seem like an utter chump. Make him pay...

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  3. Rights -vs- privileges by the_rev_matt · · Score: 5, Informative

    He seems to missing a fundamental point: You do not have a Constitutional right to an internet connection. You cannot (or should not be able to) force a company to do business with you if they don't want to. If Qwest sees that they are losing customers because they provide internet access to you, they have a fiduciary duty to terminate their business relationship with you. I think I'll start buying stock in telecoms and ISP's just for the purpose of filing shareholder lawsuits against companies that cave in to spammers like this. Breach of fiduciary duty is extremely serious to large companies, and you can sue individual CEOs/board members/etc as well as the company. He wants to use the courts to force companies to provide services, the shareholders have a right to use the courts to make sure the companies DON'T provide those services to him.

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    1. Re:Rights -vs- privileges by NASAKnight · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You cannot (or should not be able to) force a company to do business with you if they don't want to

      Well, the civil rights movement stopped that. I guess his argument is that they cannot deny him of service simply because of his choice of business. Now, I agree, beeing black is different than being a spammer, I just thought I'd play devil's advocate for a moment.

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    2. Re:Rights -vs- privileges by josh+crawley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ---"He seems to missing a fundamental point: You do not have a Constitutional right to an internet connection."

      However, data transmission SHOULD NOT be considered as long as you're paying the correct price for the bandwidth (perferrably per K-packet).

      ---"You cannot (or should not be able to) force a company to do business with you if they don't want to."

      I believe that isn't the case when the company is a monopoly, and possibly discriminating against you on speech. Yes, it could get that nasty.

      ---"If Qwest sees that they are losing customers because they provide internet access to you, they have a fiduciary duty to terminate their business relationship with you."

      Does the same analogy hold true for the snail mail industry? NO. The spam idiots pay for the media, and pay for postage to my house. I just toss it away. Some are crafty and make it look like legit-like bills. Some promise prizes. It all goes to the shredder. My point is, if they pay through the nose for constand bandwidth, give them what they asked.

      ---"I think I'll start buying stock in telecoms and ISP's just for the purpose of filing shareholder lawsuits against companies that cave in to spammers like this. Breach of fiduciary duty is extremely serious to large companies, and you can sue individual CEOs/board members/etc as well as the company. He wants to use the courts to force companies to provide services, the shareholders have a right to use the courts to make sure the companies DON'T provide those services to him."

      I dont like either solution. Either result sets a precident I DONT LIKE.

    3. Re:Rights -vs- privileges by fmaxwell · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, junk mailers are largely subsidized by first class mail

      I worked in Engineering for the USPS for almost a decade total and you have got this one backwards. It is the bulk mailers who subsidize First Class mail. Bulk business mailers pre-sort their mail, making processing and delivery much easier. They pre-print barcodes (Postnet) on the mail, so that automated sortation equipment can sort it without human intervention. They interact with the USPS's computerized forwarding system to get change of address information promptly.

      Contrast that to grandma's chicken scratch handwriting on an envelope. The carrier comes to her house and, hooray, gets one letter to mail for his (and the USPS's) time, gas, etc. The address is handwritten and, thus, can't be read by the OCR equipment. So someone processes it by hand, entering the ZIP code so that the barcode can be sprayed on the envelope. Then it get sorted but, not surprisingly, grandma switched two digits of the ZIP code and that's not caught until the letter shows up 1,500 miles away from where it belongs, at which point someone has to look-up and correct the ZIP code and put it back into the outgoing mail.

      Look at it another way: Suppose there was no bulk business mail and the only revenue the USPS got was from First Class mail sent by individuals. How profitable would that be? Do you think that the USPS could afford to buy automated, computerized sorting equipment for that? Do you even think that they would make even enough money to cover their delivery costs? (Hint: No)

      What you are suggesting is analogous to stating the individuals who buy 500 sheets of copier paper at a time must be subsidizing IBM, because IBM pays so much less for copier paper -- which they purchase by the pallet load.

  4. Opt-In is the spammer that sued its ISP.. by User+956 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    PCWORLD did a story on Opt-In suing its ISP so they couldn't be disconnected:

    Opt-In Marketing Services, an e-mail advertising firm based in Mandeville, Louisiana, has filed suit against its ISP, the backbone provider, and three antispam organizations claiming restraint of trade and deceptive practices.

    Opt-In Marketing Services is one of several commercial e-mailers associated with Ronnie Scelson, a well-known spammer. However, Turner says that his company complies with all federal and state regulations for commercial e-mail and asks consumers for permission before sending advertisements to their in-boxes.

    In the suit, Turner claims the three antispam organizations are "sinister entities" that have conspired to put him out of business by blacklisting his Internet addresses. He says the organizations faked many of the complaints received by Qwest and CoVista, use phony names and addresses, and received donations from AOL and MSN in return for ignoring those large ISPs' efforts to send their own unsolicited commercial e-mail.

    "They have their own set of rules which have no basis in law," Turner claims in a written statement. "They threaten to blacklist anyone they do not like or who has not worked out a "deal' with them. They hide their identities, refuse to give their true locations, or addresses, [and] generate fake complaints."

    Of the three organizations, only Spamcop forwards complaints to ISPs or solicits donations. Julian Haight, president of Seattle-based Spamcop, admits it's possible someone faked the complaints, "but they'd have to be very smart geeks to forge the e-mail headers well enough to fool us." He also says his organization has never received money from any major ISP and does not engage in reciprocal deals, noting that Spamcop recently blacklisted AOL for a few hours after a series of spam complaints.

    Spamhaus.org director Steve Linford says it's highly unlikely that anyone sent fake complaints, given that it's possible to easily verify e-mail messages by checking the logs at the ISP from which they're sent. Rather than hide from spammers, Linford has posted explicit instructions on how to locate him on the news.admin.net-abuse.e-mail newsgroup.

    Linford adds that Opt-In Marketing might get more than it bargained for. "If a spammer sued us we'd go straight for discovery, find out their real names and addresses, and forward that information to the FTC and their state attorney general," he says

    The e-mailer claims that CoVista Communications of Little Falls, New Jersey, was wrong to cut off part of its Internet access on April 30. According to the suit, the shutdown resulted from complaints received by CoVista and its backbone provider, Qwest Communications of Denver, from Spamcop.net, Spamhaus.org, and the Spam Prevention Early Warning System (SPEWS). All three organizations operate so-called blacklists that enable subscribers to block e-mail coming from suspected spam operations.

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  5. He's got one thing right... by Howzer · · Score: 5, Informative
    The spammer speaks: "... If they didn't ask for it, they don't want it. And it's not that simple of a business."

    He's right - it isn't. But it damn well should be.

    If ever there was a sentence that motivates you to support anti-spamming groups, the spammer's words above should be it.

    If I didn't ask for it I don't want it.

    I joined up just now. You?

  6. Opt-In Marketing? by weave · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Opt-in is the name of his company? So, he's claiming all 80 million addresses asked to be on his lists?

    I consider his claim of great wealth and money making to have the same level of truthfulness...

    1. Re:Opt-In Marketing? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Interesting
      > Opt-in is the name of his company? So, he's claiming all 80 million addresses asked to be on his lists?

      From he NANAE FAQ

      [Rule #0: Spam is theft.]

      Rule #1: Spammers lie.
      Rule #2: If you think a spammer is telling the truth, see Rule #1.
      Rule #3: Spammers are stupid.

      (Krugel's Corollary: Spammer lies are really stupid.)

      "Opt-In Marketing" hits Rule #1, Rule #2 and the corollary - in its name alone. And by getting that far with just its name, I'd say that trips Rule #3 to boot.

      There's a fascinating thread in news.admin.net-abuse.email ("COURT: Opt in Marketing vs [SPEWS, SPAMHAUS, SPAMCOP, QUEST(sic), COVISTA and Steve Linford(of Idaho?)]" about what Scelson's up to. This article in nanae provides an interesting perspective.

      Between Scelson biting off more than he can chew (and what a coincidence, now showing up on the press's radar), and Alan Ralsky being sued by Verizon, this could be a long, hot summer for the spammers.

      Me? I'm keeping a bag of popcorn handy whenever I read nanae. Seeing these two go down in court will be a delight. I can only hope a certain Mr. Haberli is next on the docket. That'd be three major spam rings in serious d00d00.

  7. Re:It doesn't by any chance by dattaway · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I need my particle accelerator, er, television fixed. Be careful with that degauss button..."

    *boom!*

  8. Time wasted deleting emails by qazxsw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At 80 million emails per day and 3 seconds average to delete each, that means 7.6 _years_ are wasted of people's lives for each day he blasts his spam.

    1. Re:Time wasted deleting emails by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Which is no where near as much as is wasted reading JonKatz articles.

  9. Anti spam p2p, what happened? by WowTIP · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anyone know what happened to that Napster-spinoff that would eradicate spam forever an bring peace and happiness to the masses?

    IIRC they would use p2p software connected to mail servers where users could report certain mails as spam. combined with some nifty AI, the p2p network would start filering out spam at the servers when enough people had marked a certain mail as spam.

    Or something like that... Sounded pretty cool to me when I first heard about it.

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    1. Re:Anti spam p2p, what happened? by Jade+E.+2 · · Score: 3, Informative
    2. Re:Anti spam p2p, what happened? by TellarHK · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Cloudmark is the company created by one of Napster's founders and it takes advantage of Razor, the software mentioned in other replies to this post. The link is here and they're actually doing pretty well at sorting my spam for me. Unfortunately, they only work with Microsoft Outlook right now. But it's a start.

  10. Re:May be hated, but it works.. by unformed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If he wants to spend the money to send spam, let him.

    Fine, when it stops costing me money. Ever heard of metered bandwidth? His constitutional right to freedom of speech ends when I have to pay for it.

  11. If he's running such a legitamite business... by max+cohen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If he's running such a legitamite business, why does he have to hide who he is when he's conducting business? The last time I got an advertising flyer from Ford, it didn't have Car Sellers, Inc. or Max Cohen Motors as the return address...

  12. Cost them some money by gentlewizard · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "For each person who clicks on the e-mail to visit the travel company's website, the company earns $1 - a fee roughly in line with industry norms."

    Maybe we're going about this all wrong. If every time we click through it costs the sponsor $1, maybe we should ALL click through. Then not buy the product. If the ratio of costs to purchases drops, business won't consider email a viable form of promotion.

    1. Re:Cost them some money by ceejayoz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Heck, post his links on Slashdot... two million Slashdot users click, we Slashdot the site AND cost them $2 million AND they can't pay the spammer so he gets all pissy at them! :-D

  13. "just another vehicle" by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Scelson is unapologetic about sending (spam). To him, Internet e-mail is just another vehicle for advertising - like billboards, newspapers and the sides of buses.
    ... he said, as he prepared to spray-paint billboards, post his own signs over the ones the bus companies agreed to run, and to hack into the newspapers' typography software to run his ads instead of the ones accepted by the papers.
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  14. Wonder if... by puppetman · · Score: 3, Funny

    this guy is going to get the shit kicked out of him, now that his name and hometown have been posted on an site known for being passionately anti-spam.

    I didn't think that article was that positive - they did talk about some of the evils of spam:

    "Once merely an annoyance, junk e-mail is quickly reaching epidemic proportions in cyberspace. Billions of such messages regularly crisscross the Internet, pitching everything from herbal remedies to X-rated websites.

    The growing flood of e-mail advertising has crashed Internet servers, clogged connections and cost business untold hours of wasted employee time. It has also forced millions of bleary-eyed Internet users to undertake the seemingly endless chore of clearing the electronic clutter from their in-box."

  15. My favorite part of the Spamhaus info... by mellonhead · · Score: 3, Funny

    ABUSERS: Ronald R. Scelson
    [Birthdate: 12-11-71 or 72, New Orleans, LA, married]
    cajunspam@aol.com / avsrscelson2000@yahoo.com / dff@yahoo.com
    Amy Hoolahan [wife/sister?]
    43 CYPRESS MEADOWS LOOP
    SLIDELL, LA 70460 US
    Home: (504) 646-2225
    Work: 504-649-6248

    1. Re:My favorite part of the Spamhaus info... by fidget42 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Amy Hoolahan [wife/sister?]
      I saw that too. This could be a new Jeff Foxworthy line:

      "If Amy Hoolahan is your wife/sister, you might be a Red Neck."
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  16. I from Louisiana, New Orleans Close to Slidell by puto · · Score: 3, Informative

    First the article although informative was a little uninformed and written withmucho journalistic license.

    Slidell is drained swampland. Not know in Louisiana for its bayous. Bayou towns are a little more south and west of new orleans and run along Highway 90. There is nary a cajun in those parts. Unless they are transplants.

    Slidell is where you go to live when you can get outta the double wide. It is a white trash suburb(pardon if youlive there but it is not one of the nicest places in Louisiana. Reclaimed swamp that happens to be near a an ultra rich area, but not included.

    Slidell is another case of people moving to the burbs and talking about how great it is. Slidell's greatedt claim to fame is it is a great place to piss off the interstate on your way to New Orleans.

    As for the guy, yeah he is a shit. But he probably does make bank. Consider the sheer numbers of the unwashed still out there who still think the internet is a virtual gold mine. Say he gets 20 of those suckers a month to sign up at a grand a pop. Who is the real fool? Do the math 80 million email adresses are 80 potential million customers for him as well.

    Sometimes people pay all of us ungodly amounts of cash for tech services(85 bucks an hour to install a printer or put the new Dell box on the lan.) Us tech guys do not have a stellar rep either.

    Email campaigns do make money, for the person selling them. I have been offered good money to do them, and haven't, but depending on my job situation you never know.

    Puto

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  17. Re:May be hated, but it works.. by catfood · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Well, even though people hate it, IT MAKES MONEY. I dont care what it is: drugs, pop, cd's, DVD's, equipment... People do what makes money. Evidently spam makes a lot, even though the heavy equipment required to send it.

    Hey, robbing banks pays pretty well too.

    I don't understand what you're saying. Is it that anti-spammers should lay off Scelson because what he's doing is so profitable for him? That doesn't even begin to make sense.

    What are you saying?

  18. Yes, it matters a LOT by pjrc · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ---"He seems to missing a fundamental point: You do not have a Constitutional right to an internet connection."

    However, data transmission SHOULD NOT be considered as long as you're paying the correct price for the bandwidth (perferrably per K-packet).

    That's crazy. Kiddie porn and death threats are absolutely intolerable. Paying to transmit obviously illegal speech doesn't legitimize it.

    Spam is a gray area, but it's certainly not true that you can transmit whatever you like without any limits as long as you've paid for the bandwidth.

    ---"If Qwest sees that they are losing customers because they provide internet access to you, they have a fiduciary duty to terminate their business relationship with you."

    Does the same analogy hold true for the snail mail industry? NO.

    Two words: Mail Fraud.

    There are plenty of long standing laws and rules that regulate postal mail. Aside from prohibiting fraudulent advertising (as much of today's spam is), correct identification of who sent the letter is also required.

    The spam idiots pay for the media, and pay for postage to my house. I just toss it away. Some are crafty and make it look like legit-like bills. Some promise prizes. It all goes to the shredder. My point is, if they pay through the nose for constand bandwidth, give them what they asked.

    It's much more accurate to compare electronic spam transmission to other electronic mediums, such as telephone solicitation and advertising by sending "junk" faxes.

    For telephone soliciation, a 1992 law regulates callers to identify themselves within 30 seconds. Companies who call are required to maintain "do not call lists", and the FCC imposes harsh penalties on soliciters who repeatedly call after requests to place that number on their do not call list. Many states have laws allowing individuals to sue for $200 to $1000 as well.

    For junk faxes, which are the closest analogy to spam email (same or similar message sent to many numbers, to be read by receipient when they notice it later on), JUNK FAXING IS ILLEGAL.

    Also illegal under the 1992 act is telephone solicitation (without opt-in or previous relationship) using pre-recorded messages. There are a few folks doing this today, as well as some companies junk faxing, and it is illegal.

    Before 1992, junk faxing was not against the law, just as today there is no federal law that prohibits sending unsolicited advertising by email. Today there is no law that regulates usasage of correct headers and identification of the party who transmitted the message. Today there is no (federal) law that requires actually honoring the receipients request to not receive future mailings.

    That's today. Soon there will be laws to regulate unsolicited commercial ads by email. Just as some advertisers abused telephones and faxes and lawmakers eventually responded, so they also will with spam.

    And they rightly should. Just because you've paid to send some data via an ISP, you should not have any more right to send fraudulent ads with forged headers than you would to send a similarly illegal message via the USPS with a fake return address. Just because you've paid to send that message gives you no more right to ignore "don't send me any more" than a telemarketer has under the 1992 law.

    There is quite a bit of legitimate use for email marketing, but at least IMHO, there's no excuse for forged headers, fraudulent advertising, and not properly honoring request to avoid more messages from the same sender. Sooner or later, these acts will be illegal (at least in the USA), and assholes like Ronnie Scelson are only serving to expedite the need for lawmakers to respond.

  19. forged headers are spam by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    a mouse-click, he launched his latest e-mailing software, which appears on the flat-screen monitor perched on his desk. The program allows him to control every aspect of the outgoing e-mail - including masking the sender, randomly changing the subject line or disguising the point of origin.

    And herein lies the problem. Even if we assume that he has 80 million valid registered customers (all legitimately obtained and verified), he is still engaging in tactics that should be illegal. An email, particular a commercial email, should have a real and accurate return and from address, and should have real transmission headers. If these are forged , the email is spam, even if there is an opt in list.

    Furthermore, i feel the spammer should get sued by those greatly affected by the act. For instance, if the forged address is a domain not related to the spammer, that domain should have every right to sue the spammer for costs of dealing with the misdirected replies, the cost of dealing with angry customers, and the costs associated with defamation of the domain. The ISP that the spammer is doing business with should be able to cut off the spammer immediately, sue for the costs of resources used to send the spam, and any other costs associated with the spam. Maybe, in both cases, treble costs.

    Let me be clear, forged headers should a sufficient condition for a commercial email to be considered spam and invoke any all liabilities associated with spamming.

    Scelson, who designed the software, says it will penetrate virtually any system designed to stop ads from reaching the intended mailbox.

    Of course this is another problem. I may in fact want to receive commercial email. That does not mean that I want it in my in box. Perhaps I have another place, that I review daily, that I want to filter commercial emails into. It seems reasonable that a reputable sender of commercial email would want to help me in this endevour, and in the process create a positive relationship, by using consistent mail headers. For instance the New York Times does this. On the other hand, a scum of the earth spammer, no disrespect to scum intended, would actively try to thwart my reasonable and rational system of prioritizing emails in hope of forcing me to view a message.

    Furthermore, don't we have legislation about programs that actively penetrate systems without the owner's consent? Seems like this might be a good application of that law.

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  20. And this guys interview with al capone? by cluge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This guy should have interviewed Al Capone. He could have told us how great the protection service was and how it filled a niche in the chicago market.

    The author fails to mention what happens when he "bounces" messages off from those "Europeon" servers. Things like, legitimate businesses can't get their e-mail, servers crash, bandwidth charges are paid by the the people that left the relay open. Oh yeah, add to that his quote "I can touch 80 million people". If my mail servers are anything to judge by, I'd say the MOST he can touch is 1 million, generally we get more bounces from spammers than we get actual e-mail.

    A liar, a thief and a con man. I sure am glad the Hartford paper decided to write about this guy. Please take a second and tell them how you feel about their article.

    The Hartford Courant (CTNOW-DOM)
    285 Broad Street
    Hartford, CT 06115
    US

    Domain Name: CTNOW.COM

    Administrative Contact:
    DNSADMIN (DNS55-ORG) tis-dnsadmin@TRIBUNE.COM
    Tribune Company
    435 N. Michigan Ave Suite 917
    Chicago, IL 60611
    US
    312-222-2814
    Fax- - 312-222-4393
    Technical Contact:
    TIS IN, TECHNICAL CONTACT (TIT3-ORG) tis-dnsadmin@TRIBUNE.COM
    TRIBUNE COMPANY
    435 NORTH MICHIGAN AVE Suite 815
    CHICAGO, IL 60611
    USA
    312-222-2814
    Fax- 312-222-4393
    cluge

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    1. Re:And this guys interview with al capone? by bugg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You know, when I woke up this morning and groggily treaded over to the newspaper and saw this article. Reading it was quite literally how I started my day, and I enjoyed it.

      Perhaps the author could have made the article into an attack on the Spam King, but instead he presented the facts and let the reader decide. Most readers don't need to be told how annoying spam is.

      Of course, maybe I'm viewing this in the wrong light because I already knew how much I hated this guy before I read the paper; someone who doesn't really mind spam or have email may have interpreted it differently. But for the mostpart, it was clear to me that this article was not condoning what he does.

      It's journalism. I don't think it's worth being put on the front page, but there's no reason to get pissed at the Courant for it. Write an editoral about it and mail it to the courant. But posting information about Tribune to slashdot really suggests you're more mad than that; to me it suggests that you want the writer fired or somesuch. Relax a bit. The Courant didn't spam me.

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  21. Re:Murder Him. by erroneus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes, we can dream about it... but that is all I recommend that we ever do about it.

    I do, however, advocate criminal mischief such as throwing eggs at his house and car... picketting his place of business is also a good thing to do... actually, that's probably exactly what should be done. If we actually made it bigger than Mardi Gras, it could get some serious attention from the public. From that, we can convince the 80,000 people out there who will apparently buy anything, to not answer SPAM and therefore not to pay the spammers for their misdeeds.

    So let's talk about public gatherings instead of lynching.

    I do believe that if one spammer dies as a result of being a spammer, it would make a serious statement but it wouldn't slow anything down... you'd have to kill two or three of them to make your cause serious. I can't get behind that though... who knows what I might be doing that pisses people off enough to make them kill me. :)

    (BTW, I've heard that pulling out wires is an effective method of disconnection... just a thought)

  22. Here's what you do.. by defile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everyone who lives within 10 miles of him should get a cinder block, write their favorite spam on it("MAKE MONEY FAST!"), and drop it on his property. On a weekly basis.

    After 20,000 or so maybe he'll start seeing the point.

  23. Re:It doesn't by any chance by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 3, Funny
    Come on, there can not be that many tv repair shops in slidell.

    Found 2 so far, neither of which show up among the addresses in Spamhaus' entry on him (though 1615 Hwy 190 W on Mapquest comes up as "1615 Gause" - which appears to be highway 190, and is somewhat nearby the 1317 Englewood address...), but in case it helps:

    1. THE TV SHOP
      1615 HWY. 190 W.
      SLIDELL, LA 70469 (504) 643-8333
    2. ADVANCE ELECTRONICS
      1005 OLD SPANISH TR
      SLIDELL
      (985) 641-6041
      VIDEO EQUIPMENT-SERVICE & REPAIR

    Now, on the other hand, the article mentions that the shop is about 10 minutes from his house, I imagine that his house is either the 1317 Englewood address or the 43 Cypress Meadows Loop address. Anybody know if either of these video repair places are "about 10 minutes" from either of these adresses (or if, perhaps, 1317 Englewood might be the repair shop? Is it about 10 minutes from 43 Cypress Meadows Loop?)

    Hmmm. According to MapQuest, the 1317 Englewood place is just off of Highway 190. 43 Cypress Meadows Loop looks like it's probably a residential area just southwest of the Airport there...in a place that looks like it's probably roughly 10 minutes drive west-northwest. So my guess is that 1317 Englewood is the TV Repair shop and 43 Cypress Meadows Loop is the home.

    Perhaps some aspiring people in the area could sneak out to 1317 Englewood some evening and build a little sculpture out of cans of Spam in front of the shop?....