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LotR Two Towers Trailer Online
A few people have pointed out that Apple has put a trailer online for
The Two Towers, so if you have broadband and the ability to play video in
Apple's favorite format, you can check it out. I'm 0 for 2, so I guess
I'll wait. Besides, its only a half a year away ;)
Is that the Seuss version?
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Or maybe it's just the greatest fantasy/sci-fi crossover of all time.
Well, his name was Entwhistle after all.
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- Douglas Adams
No, this one involves the Ent(wistle)s.
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There are many people in this country who, through no fault of their own, are sane.
It's just a Freudian slip. You know, like when you say one thing and mean your mother...
-Chris
Huh. Keep your eyes open for "Entwhistle the White", I guess...
Obliteracy: Words with explosions
To do that they'd have to go out, and quite possibly interact with real people.
Becomes part of the machine /. wizard sure trys to get any mention of The Who into a headline even if it don't rhyme and messes up the cadence of the song.....
Bad spelin's comin' at you
His grammar is obscene
Ain't seen nothin' like him
In any other website at all
That
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As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.
The sequel to "The yellowship of the king", from the great book "The nerd of the rings" ^_^
"So, once you know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."
My favorite scene is when Frodo has to evade the Dalek.
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As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.
I'm told by secret sources that a guy named "Tolkien"(sounds like a 37337 name) has let the cat out of the bag and has written spoilers to this movie and, get this, The Next One! He must have been a key grip or something on the film crew, as he seems to have real inside information.
I thought they had finally talked Tom Baker into making a movie.
I am *SO* disappointed.
Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
Holy shit, Gandalph is alive?
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... The story of a band of elves living in middle earth, who escape to the upper levels of our planet to sneak into times square and play pinball...all the while searching for the golden ring of The Great Pinballio...
or something..
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~Ahem~ On the topic, I'm am heartend by the fact by the fact these were all filmed at nearly the same time, by the same director. It'll ensure there is no dumbing down as oft happens in sequels these days... Batman comes to mind... I'm sure Spider Man will suffer the same fate... They go from serious to "lets star Jim Carrie in one of these! Wouldn't that be great?!" or "I like the character design. Name? Ummm.. Jar-Jar. See? Kinda just rolls off the tongue."
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Let's just get all the spoilers out in the open to get it open with:
Saruman is Gandalf's father.
Frodo and Samwise are brother and sister.
Legolas? He's an elf.
Liv Tyler is really a genetic experiment to see how hot Steve Tyler's lips look on a woman.
Mordor's primary export? Orcs and spam.
Gimli? He's a dwarf.
Having 1,000,000,000 orcs in your army: 1,000,000,000 gold pieces. Having Strider leading your army? Priceless.
Frodo? He's a hobbit.
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To: Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema
Those of us who have seen The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring know what an amazing director Peter Jackson is. When I learned that there apparently was to be a sequel, I was overjoyed. However, Peter Jackson has decided to tastelessly name the sequel "The Who Towers". The title is clearly meant to refer to the attacks on the Whorld Trade Center. In this post-September 11 world, it is unforgiveable that this should be allowed to happen. The idea is both offensive and morally repugnant. Hopefully, when Peter Jackson and, more importantly, New Line Cinema see the number of signatures on this petition, the title will be changed to something a little more sensitive.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
And apparently, peter jackson has decided to do a little editorial magic and have gollum making a deal with a spider named boris...
Your mind is squeezed by a blast of pain!
And does Jim Carrey play the Grinch? Perhaps the Cracks of Doom are on Mt. Crumpet.
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"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
You're "0 for Who"?
-Grant
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This Tolkien guy is a fraud. He leaked the script for "The Fellowship of the Ring" too and his character development and wonderfully thoughtful plot was nowhere to be found in the movie.
/mill
No doubt has he made this and the next one up all by himself as well.
Great, now I'm sitting here bursting brain cells pondering Chen Kenichi's reaction when he finds out the Secret Ingredient is "Lembas"...
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