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Warner Bros. plans 'Superman vs. Batman' Movie

ReadParse writes "The Sacramento Bee is running an AP story about Warner Bros' plans to produce a Batman vs. Superman movie. It's kind of hard to imagine anybody but Christopher Reeve as the Man of Steel -- somebody check Michael Keaton's schedule."

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  1. Lacking something important..... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think they'd get more money with a Catwoman vs. Wonder Woman movie. Unless this new one has a lot of Kristen Dunst in the rain.....

  2. I'm going straight to hell by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's kind of hard to imagine anybody but Christopher Reeve as the Man of Steel

    Well, I guess they could just put kryptonite in every scene.

  3. Eh? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    from the man-of-steal-vs-the-dark-knight dept.

    ...Hamburgler vs. Batman?

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  4. Re:How is this a fight? by swagr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Superman also flew faster than light to go back in time.

    1. Time travel gives him an advantage.
    2. The work required to accelerate an object with mass to the speed of light is infinite. So Superman isn't just "Really REALLY strong", he's "REALLY REALLY REALLY..." strong.
    3. The universe doesn't seem to mind when Superman breaks the laws of physics.

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  5. I'm still waiting for by unformed · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Superhuman Royal Rumble.

    Granted, it'll probably get sued by the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) who was recently sued by the WWF (World Wildlife Fund).

    Even still, the Royal Rumble between Superman, Scooby Doo, Batman, the Penguin, Wonderwoman, Catwoman, and Tonya Harding, would be a truly kickass event.

  6. Re:New man of steel by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Funny
    Then Batman really wouldn't stand a chance. He'd kick Supes around the film in amusing ways for a half hour only to get his head blown off by a not-much-worse-for-wear, shotgun-weilding Superman.

    Hail to the King, baby.

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  7. Re:How is this a fight? (Hint: it was, Batman won) by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kmart. A lot of people never shop there, but there's actually some great super hero supplies stashed back behind the fishing stuff in sporting goods.

    Don't tell anyone.

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  8. Re:A serious reply: Would a superheroine movie sel by Skirwan · · Score: 5, Funny
    But I wonder if that acceptance wasn't because the whole movie was supposed to be a fantasy (with the flying and all).
    I hate to burst your bubble, but Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Catwoman are all fantasy too. Completely fictional.

    You might want to get out more.

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