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  1. Think PHYs, not Pentiums on New Lock Aims To End Chip Piracy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There was a time when half the USB flash media readers on the market were based on the same pirated designs -- at least according to hardware folks I used to work with who'd be in a better position to know than I am (or, most likely, you are). I'm fairly sure this is a bigger problem than many people realize.

  2. Re:Can a climte change skeptic answer on PR Firm Behind Al Gore YouTube Spoof? · · Score: 1, Funny

    One. It is a fact that urinating in the ocean produces liquid. The amount can be calculated based on the flow rate and duration of urination.

    Two. It is a fact that a flow of liquid into the ocean will result in the ocean containing more liquid.

    Three. A greater quantity of liquid in the ocean will lead to a reasonably predictable rise in global average sea level.

    Four. An increase in sea level will result in flooding in low-lying areas.

    When I look at the points, I see a reasonably watertight chain of logic. So for God's sake man, don't pee in the ocean!

  3. He's a Democrat, by the way on Wikipedia Entries 'Cleaned' By Political Staffers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If the edits in question had been made by the staff of a Republican, does anyone doubt that fact would be omitted from the summary? Had a Republican done this, we would have been informed of his party and had to suffer inane comments about the stifling of freedoms under the Bush administration. Just sayin'.

  4. Re:Why are there 360 degrees? on Trigonometry Redefined without Sines And Cosines · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are 360 degrees in a circle because there are 365 (point whatever) days in a year. The ancient Greeks were more primitive than we are today; lacking computers, they couldn't manage a simple off-by-one error, and had to fall back on the less sophisticated off-by-five-and-a-long-decimal error.

  5. Re:Still dual processor when they go Intel? on Apple Moves to All Dual-Processor Power Mac Lineup · · Score: 3, Informative
    ...rumors that the keynote announcing the Intel deal, which included a demo on a PowerMac, was in fact powered by a quad-Pentium powered box.
    The 'about' window was trying to say that it was a Pentium 4, not there were four Pentiums. The formatting may have been a bit confusing for some folks.
  6. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! on Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes · · Score: 1
    Damn...someone beat me to it...
    And remarkably, it wasn't funny when he posted it either.
  7. Re:Deja vu? on E3 - First Nintendo DS Pic · · Score: 1
    As for wether it'll flaot or sink... it depends on many factors, not least price and avilability of games that require two screens.
    And let's not forget density.
  8. No Man's Land? on Robots for No Man's Land · · Score: 1

    I thought there already was a robot in No Man's Land... He was strapped to some guy's back. Robin and Nightwing saw him on their way into the city. Or was he a cyborg? I don't really know. Ironically, I would have to be a bigger geek to say something geeky.

  9. Re:Too bad on NASA Engineers Question ISS Safety · · Score: 1
    You gotta look UP people! Where do you think Velcro came from?
    Velcro was used in space, but it came from a Swiss gentleman's walk in the woods.

    And though I agree that space is neat and all, Velcro is actually doing alright for itself in the innovation department.

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  10. Stupid question... on Postfix: A Secure and Easy-to-Use MTA · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Is Sendmail still used because it ships as the default mailer with almost every flavor of Unix?
    Yes. Yes it is.

    Just like Internet Explorer is still used because it ships as the default browser with every flavor of Windows, and Apple Mail is still used because it ships as the default mail client with every flavor of Mac OS X, and so on. This surprises you because...?

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  11. Re:Open Source Development HOWTO on QA Under The Open Source Development Model · · Score: 1
    For all your sarcasm, you pretty much summed up quite alot of projects.
    That's because it's satire. Sarcasm would be along the lines of, "I can see you obviously got the joke."
  12. Re:In order to keep it secret... on Microsoft Bug May Attract Big Worm · · Score: 4, Funny
    In order to keep it secret...
    Top officials have decided to post it on Slashdot.
    Obviously they've noticed that nobody ever reads the article.
  13. Re:So, is Echelon good now? on Echelon Used to Capture Terrorist · · Score: 4, Funny
    Tools not have moral
    Tools have moral. Fire bad!
  14. Re:Talk to a lawyer on Protecting Your Code While Allowing Source Access? · · Score: 3, Funny
    remember, we're a community here.
    I think you're confused: this is Slashdot. We eat our wounded.

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  15. Re:chemical hypothesis of life unproven on Scientists Attempting to Create Simple Life Form · · Score: 2
    The ultimate test of the chemistry hypothesis is be to construct life from inert chemicals off the shelf.
    You've done an excellent job of hiding it, but you're arguing in favor of creationism here. Either 'life' appeared naturally out of millions of random interactions of inert chemicals, or it was created by something supernatural.

    If you're going to advocate creationism, then at least come straight out and say it.

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  16. Re:Aaargh on Scientists Attempting to Create Simple Life Form · · Score: 5, Funny
    But those were moral doubts about the applications of the science, not the research itself.
    Researching gene splicing: Good.
    Creating a three-assed monkey: Bad.

    It's really not that hard.

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  17. Re:And you ask the /. community.. on Just One Page a Day · · Score: 4, Funny
    And you ask the /. community..
    ... which is renowned for it's spelling prowess? ;)
    Is anyone else somewhat dismayed by the fact that the post pointing out our collective poor grammatical skills has a spurious apostrophe?

    :)

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  18. Re:They're sabotaging everything on BMG Stops Producing CDs · · Score: 1
    I suspect they're engaged on some wacko conspiracy: "Do as much as we can to lose money and then blame it on customers. And then, once we've reached bottom, we'll ... um ... well, we haven't figured that part out yet. Our goal is to simply piss off consumers, hit bottom, and then blame folks."
    I'm not sure, but I think 'collect underpants' was in there somewhere. Then stage three is profit.

    Get it? Profit!

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  19. Re:general public? on The Ethics of Desktop Chips Stuffed Into Laptop PCs · · Score: 2
    calling the /. crowd the "general public" is a bit of a stretch, don't ya think? :-P
    Actually, General Public is CmdrTaco's commanding officer. He's one of the secretive figures in the shadow government agency that actually runs Slashdot. I'm told he's helped out occasionally by General Protection Fault and Colonel Panic.

    No really, I read it on a website!

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  20. Did someone say 'Joisey joke'? on Boston TV Signals Disrupting Police Radio in NJ · · Score: 4, Funny
    Insert Joisey-joke here.
    I broadcast in Joisey. Do you broadcast in Joisey? I broadcast in Joisey.

    Really? What frequency?

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  21. Re:exportation issues? on Crypto and IPSec Merged into 2.5 · · Score: 5, Funny
    exportation
    Is anyone else subtly annoyed that 'exportation' is a word?

    It sounds like something completifically inventorated, but sure enough the dictionary verificates its existification. I am extremifically annoyarated to be denyified this oppurtunitization to drop a Bush joke.

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  22. Re:This is dumb. on Panasonic Combined DVD-R & PVR Device · · Score: 5, Funny
    You don't have time?? then why are you watching TV!?!?!?
    Dude: Decaf. Seriously.

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  23. Re:Nothing. on What Software Do Cable Installers Place on Your PC? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Screwed the cable line into the modem, turned it on, attached it to the Linksys router, turned it on, attached that to the LAN port on my Mac, turned that on, and presto! A working internet connection!
    Step three... There's no step three. There's no step three!

    :)

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  24. Re:Restrictions on free movement? on Palm Tungsten Models Reviewed · · Score: 5, Funny
    you can't put it up to your ear
    I bet you can
    Possible responses:
    • Actually, it uses an advanced system of gyroscopes (based on Segway technology) to prevent users from placing it near their ears.
    • Well, okay, you can put it up to your ear. But it'll give you cancer.
    • None of the cool kids put it up to their ears.
    • Putting it up to your ear would be circumventing the advanced voice security features and may violate the DMCA.
    • You can't put it up to your ear because you don't have one. You can, however, put it up to your GNU/ear.
    • Actually, you can put it up to both ears. Imagine putting it up to a Beowulf cluster of ears!
    And I'm spent.

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  25. Re:Illegal forged headers? on Direct Marketers Association Asks To Be Regulated · · Score: 3, Informative
    What about when I have one mail address on my server with a lot of aliases pointing to it?
    There's a big difference between spoofing the from field and setting the reply-to field. Setting the reply-to is totally legit way to handle the situation you're describing, while spoofing the from has no legitimate application that I've ever heard.

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