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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
LukeG writes "Despite the many impressive efforts in recent years of Lucas Arts Entertainment, a 'definitive' Star Wars game has not been forthcoming. Yet in 'Knights of the Old Republic', Bioware may have found the genre and approach most likely to satiate many fans' appetites. Read all about this fabulous role-playing game, in this brand new preview."
This game WILL satiate your appetite...
The expression is "I could NOT care less." Think about it.
It's because they're tring to emulate the temptations of dark side of the force....if you want to play, you must give in.
Already forgetting are you, Mr. Taco?
In the continuing Bioware tradition, I think we can expect to see this game sometime around 2006.
Is your browser retarded?
What does that mean? In what strange direction are they taking the Star Wars universe? I can't wait to see what the Slash Application is, and what the Jedi will have to do to stop it.
But most importantly, will I be able to choose to play as either the Server or the Served?
And I've never seen a preview with source code to the game either. Anyone know what this does?
"I am a cipher, a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce" -Jimmy James
I beg to differ, the star wars MUX i played in higschool was very definitive..until i got kicked off for not playing in character by stealing a tie fighter and killing everyone in the bar on tatooine.
Er and then getting kicked off perminantly when i created a character described as "someone who steals spaceships and kills people on tatooine"
The best part was that once you get kicked everytime you try to log on with your character the room you appeared in was "block of carbonite"
It's the wireframe arcade machine, where you blast the Ties, shoot the tops of towers, then hurtle down the trench to release your photon torpedoes and blow up the Death Star.
Kids today. Pah. Why, this 20 year plus classic is still being aped in the first level of Star Wars:Rogue Leader II game for Nintendo GameCube. I know - I have that game, have played it, 'quite' like it but not as much as SuperMonkeyBall. Which itself...err...'apes' Marble Madness. Another ancient arcade machine.
Kids. Pah. And again I say...Pah!
Cheers,
'Grumpy Old Uncle' Ian
A best-selling Episode 1 bar game they should have made is Whack-a-Mole, only with Jar-Jar heads. It could include voice samples that taunt you for having a low score like, "Meesa thinkin you a muy muy loser," which would only piss you off to the point that you HAD to play again, just to show that %$&%$#! gungan who's boss. It'd be like crack for Star Wars geeks, who'd dump a boatload of quarters into that thing.
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