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Interview with Ian Jackson
Figuring you can never get too much Ian Jackson, Trevelyan writes: "Debian Planet has an
interview with the long time Debian maintainer, and a former DPL, a current member of the
technical committee and the author of
dpkg.
Also
announced Debian GNU/Linux 2.2r7 released. In case some of you thought Debian won't be releasing anything this year =)"
I believe what you're looking for is called gentoo.
--
pants ahoy
Lick my nuts and ENJOY it.
You have tried to oppress us for the last time.
The HOLY TROLL JIHAD will soon be upon you.
Dude... you are so getting a Dell!
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
Queen Amidala!! I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!
For me you are calling, hhhmmm?
YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
I thought I had Debian 2.2.19...
What is 2.2r7? These version numbers always confuse me...
Anyway, when are they going to release Debian 3??
May 1st was two month ago now!!!
Jaime McCarthy is a fag, linux sucks, MS ownz you, suck my dick, etc, Kathleen fent is a hoe, Rob Mald a is a turd burlgarhi, just posting crap, please mod down to -1.
There comes a time in a person's life when they must change. When we're growing
/;p;};}' %" to read
up, with all of our hormones, we'll do anything. Gone are the days for many of
us for rebellion, anarchy, and bedlam. Gone are the days where we live in
pandemonium, of screaming and shouting for our friends, of living like its our
last day every day.
With that stability comes comfort. A comfort we all need. The comfort of knowing
that law and equilibrium won't fall out from under us. Knowing that, if we wake
up tomorrow, there's still going to be something left. Microsoft gives us that
comfort. And Linux doesn't.
I'll do the computer-illiterate a favor and explain the history of computers.
You see, Microsoft was started by a computer genius named Bill Gates. He wrote
an operating system called MS-DOS. In the early 70s, MS-DOS was the operating
system of choice for computing professionals. In the early 80s, he added a UI
(usable interface) to DOS and called it Windows.
At the same time (in the late 80s) Bell Labs made an Operating System called
UNIX, a copy off of MS-DOS only without the UI. In Unix, you had to type commands
like "sed -ne '/^-----/{;n;h;n;/^----/{;g;/^.\{72\}$/s/ */
your e-mail or "find . | awk -F/ '{for (x=1;xNF;x++) { printf "\t"}; print
$NF}'" to make a new document for word processing. Over 10 years later and they
still don't have the industry standard GUI (Good User Interface).
You may be wondering where Linux comes in. Linux is based on Unix, only 10 years
later. It was started in 1996, when cracker (computer criminal) Linus Torvalds
decided to create a free clone of the obsolete operating system. Obviously
rebelliously (and questionably illegally) he created this clone with help of
other hackers. After 6 years, it finally has a UI (though not a GUI) and runs on
most x86 processors available (except Pentium 4).
Meanwhile, Microsoft has done nothing but innovate. Over the past few years,
their GUI is the most acclaimed. Don't believe me? Just ask Linus. He was
recently quoted in IT Professionals Today Magazine as saying "Linux may not be
as stable, secure, or easy to use as Windows, but I'm going to try my hardest."
So who are you going to stick with? The hunter or the hunted? It may be fun to
root for the underdog at sporting events like the SuperBowl, but when it comes to
your business, your family, and your money, who are you rooting for? Are you
going to root for the fly-by-night operating systems or the ones that will fly
and take you where you want to go today?
"Interview with someone that 99.9% of the Earth's population has never heard of."
Thanks, bye.
don't vote for gray davis
SUVs are for fags
...thanks to the new system, 11 out of the first 12 comments appear to be trolls (mostly AC). Great work, /. Now I don't have to lower my threshold to be entertained!
100% noise, 0% signal. The ed's fucked up...
Hi. I heard lots of stories about security bugs in debian on /. but what is debian? Is it like ssh and apache?
I'm an intelligent apple user, how would u define Debian to me?
Amen to that.
I was running debian happily, but then I had terrible trouble upgrading to mozilla 1.0. Debian has it's points, but up-to-dateness isn't one of those.
Now I'm running gentoo, which pretty much solves the problem with binary only distributions (yeah, i know, you can recompile with debian also.).
If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses
Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)
I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)
Hello Slashdot:
;).
How are things in the civilized world? You probably don't know who I am. That's
okay. I'm here to inform you of my mission, what I've found, and what I hope to
teach all of you.
I work for the United Christians Food for Poor Kids Foundation, and let me tell
you, there's a lot of poor kids in Afghanistan. As in most countries in the
Middle East, most people are unemployed, and therefore poor. And where there's a
lot of poor people, UCFPKF is needed.
UCFPKF always has the latest in technology. In this instance, we had access to
some Pentium 4's(r) 2GHz. Obviously, we needed an operating system that could
handle the power of Intel's beast. Unfortunately, we didn't have any computer
experts on hand up to the task, so it was going to be trial and error.
We'd heard good things about Linux and its "ACL's". Little did we know of its
incompatibility with modern hardware. It didn't even support Token Ring
networking, the newest form of Ethernet(r), which we require to always keep
in contact between bases. Also, it didn't seem to use SSE optimizations, which
when processing food amounts, are also very important. Also, there were
homo-erotic implications in the structure of Linux, which is strictly
unallowable in a Christian organization such as ours,
The next obvious step was to install Windows. We hesitated because we knew that
it was common knowledge that Windows crashed incessantly. Our experience was
less than stellar. It also didn't support Token Ring networking. Security is
important in this region because many people try to steal food, but "Windows
2000" (which I hear didn't even come out in 2000) doesn't even allow you to
have seperate permissions. Once again, the SSE optimizations were not used.
I was in a situation that seemed impossible. The two most famous operating
systems had failed me. I walked around the base in a dazed stupor. What was I
going to do for our ultra-important network? A boy saw me pouting and sighing,
and asked me what was wrong. I said nothing, but we exchanged names, and little
did I know, that young Junis had a gift for computers.
Junis saw me the next day, slaving away at the sparse terminal that "Windows
2000" makes you type in. He asked what I was doing with that primitive OS. I
laughed and told him that I was doing inventory. He ran to his village, into his
hut, and pulled out a box I had never seen before. The box said "SCO Xenix" the
front. I had never seen or heard of this Xenix before. But I soon learned that
Junis was a computer genius.
All we had to do was put the Xenix CD into the computer, and everything worked
like magic (not the devil's magic... good magic:) ). Our Token Ring network
integrated flawlessly with it. And it even used SSE optimizations. Well, me and
Junis are now on a new mission. We're spreading the word. It might not be the
word of the lord, but then again, maybe it is
SCO Xenix: The Unix of Tomorrow.
Janet Milman
Network Administrator, UCFPKF
Afghanistan base
Im in awe of Debian Unstable! It has the GNOME2 desktop environment.. but alas not a single GNOME2 application!
Who cares though? Because all the Debian users are moving to Gentoo now, as its not 3 years out of date!
PLD JOO DEBIANERS!
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http://www.debian.org go here and try it!
Re:[on by] pearls of wisdom, now at 0! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:44 (#3879333)
Wow i almost forgot how much perl fucking sucks.
That was a blast from the past.
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
How come debian sucks? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 13, @23:51 (#3879191) Why is it that my bios can recognize my usb mouse but debian cant?
Huh?
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
Re:How come debian sucks? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:27 (#3879296)
That was totally on topic. Everybody knows that debian is a shite distro, so why aren't we allowed to mention that on slashdot?
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
Lick 'em good (Score:-1, Troll)
by That Dell Guy on Saturday July 13, @23:56 (#3879203) Alter Relationship
(User #579690 Info | http://www.dell.com/) Lick my nuts and ENJOY it.
You have tried to oppress us for the last time.
The HOLY TROLL JIHAD will soon be upon you.
Dude... you are so getting a Dell!
[ Reply to This | Parent ] crap (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 13, @23:58 (#3879213) Jaime McCarthy is a fag, linux sucks, MS ownz you, suck my dick, etc, Kathleen fent is a hoe, Rob Mald a is a turd burlgarhi, just posting crap, please mod down to -1.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] SUVs are for fags (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:02 (#3879221) don't vote for gray davis
SUVs are for fags
[ Reply to This | Parent ] OT: I would just like to point out that... (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:02 (#3879223)
[ Reply to This | Parent ] [BAS] Impressive!! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:03 (#3879226) 100% noise, 0% signal. The ed's fucked up...
[ Reply to This | Parent ] What's debian? (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:04 (#3879228) Hi. I heard lots of stories about security bugs in debian on
I'm an intelligent apple user, how would u define Debian to me?
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
Re:What's debian? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:20 (#3879268)
Yes, Debian is the next version of Apache
But you need ssh to boot a Debian, so you all guessed right Mr Troll
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
Re:What's debian? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @01:14 (#3879426)
It would not surprise me if Ian found Debian booting via ssh as "intuitive",
much in the same way as he found bash(1) "intuitive" and
made the whold distro depend on a bloated shel. Then
again, I will prefer Ian and this (unbounded ego)
than the TC of today.
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
who cares? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:29 (#3879299) Debian is just an hobby toy for rabid people who like to argue on the internet.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Please repost "Debian is dying" bsd-is-dying-clone (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:42 (#3879327) I've been trying to find that message and could not find it in the [crap] slashdot search. Can any of you good trolls post that for the sake of our sanity?
[ Reply to This | Parent ] [on by] current thresholds (now at 0!) (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:46 (#3879339) -1: 45 comments
0: 31 comments
1: 10 comments
2: 2 comments
3 and 4 and 5 all have zero in them!
note that the totals above are cumulative so the -1 number includes all the others (ie -1 and higher).
[ Reply to This | Parent ] LOL and slashdot gets a bit gayer! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:51 (#3879355) Call It A Night, Cowboy!
Slashdot only allows anonymous users to post 10 times per day. You've already shared your thoughts with us that many times. Take a breather, and come back and see us in 24 hours or so.
If you think this is unfair, please email jamie@mccarthy.vg with your MD5'd IPID, which is
928347982374932749
[ Reply to This | Parent ] slashdot is like america (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @00:54 (#3879360) Did you ever notice how slashdot is like america?
They just keep taking away more and more freedoms in an attempt to make it more nice/secure/friendly/whatever and it stays the same or gets worse...haha.
There are many other parallels with the crapiness of america but i'm to lazy to write them all down.
I'll leave that as an excersize to the eader.
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
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J'Raxis humps the dogs! AL THE TIME, DAMMMIT!!!!!
-meerkat
This is just a reminder to all the editors to eat my shit.
rpm of course isn't anywhere near as snazzy as dpkg: you basically can't do remote, incremental upgrades without reboot
I always thought that it were the "losers" in de Debian userbase who don't know anything, but it seems that it even counts for project leaders.
Dpkg and rpm can do just about the same.
You can use a frontend for them to handle the dependencies, like apt or urpmi.
With rpm you can do incremental upgrades. I'm running Mandrake Cooker for about one and a half year, and it mostly works (ok, it's a development version of Mandrake).
Rpm can do post-install scripts and all the rest.
And you can upgrade from a gcc-2.96 distro to a gcc-3.1 distro.
It annoys me to hell when I read messages from Debian users on forums or on Usenet like "rpm sucks" and then try to explain why. Now, if even project leaders talk this kind of shit, it explains to me why the Debian userbase sucks.
Well, I can only assume he hasn't seen rpm in 5 years or so.....
That's the only excuse I can think of.
Well, don't worry about that. We can get you back before you leave. (Dr. Who)