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Slashdot Meetup Reminder
Just a little reminder that Slashdot meetup is today! Sorry to the folks on the other side of the dateline for not posting this earlier. Check it out at slashdot.meetup.com we've had some 5000 people register all over the world so we thought a reminder ping was in order. The original story is available too. We won't be there this month as we're at OSCON today. But we'll be there next month perhaps. If you do go to a meetup put in a submission about it and we'll do a wrapup tonight or tomorrow sometime.
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a meat popsicle....
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I ahte stupid slashdot filters I cant make annoying troll posts, good to see it work
Seattle was, at one time, the 2nd geekiest city - now it's only 5th :-(. Not too bad considering we're so close to the "evil empire".
:-). Don't worry, I've got my EFF t-shirt to make up for it. Yes, that's right, I'm a Windows developer who gives hundreds to the EFF each year. Reconcile THAT!
BTW: If you are going to the Seattle Sit 'n' Spin meetup then you'll identify me by my ASP.NET hat
There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
The WIPO Troll went and showered all in faeces.
and im gonna troll IN PERSON!!!
LETS RALLY THE CLIT! Show up in person!!!
DOWN WITH SLASHDOT!!
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hey, come on - the girls are better looking here, and they have all their teeth.
as opposed to up the eyenon...
... hi bingo
Wait until you see some of the trolls.
Why can't more Linux users look like this???
nah... the typo didnt ruin the joke... it was kindof DOA...
and i laughed my ass off
Most Slasbot meetups have taken or will take place in seedy public lavatories, with the lightbulb being the only thing that remains unscrewed.