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AT&T Broadband Introduces Tiered Pricing

Joey Patterson writes "It had to happen sooner or later. CNET reports that AT&T Broadband has introduced a tiered pricing plan called UltraLink (3 Mbps down/384 kbps up) for $79.99/month if you buy your own modem and $82.95/month if you lease one of theirs."

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  1. 1.5Mbps for $45.95/month by hendridm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Must be nice - we're enjoying 500kbit cable for $50/month here in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Damn cows must be sitting on our optic cable.

    1. Re:1.5Mbps for $45.95/month by Clay+Mitchell · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah, but once you run it through the Canada->US exchange, it's only like 1.25MB/250KB :(

    2. Re:1.5Mbps for $45.95/month by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny
      What about Vancouver? Aren't there a whole lot of Japanese families there and therefore, attractive women?

      When I was there Vancouver had some stunningly beautiful streetwalkers, all circling the same block. And to put this slightly back on topic, they also had tiered pricing.

  2. I read it as by hitzroth · · Score: 2, Funny

    "AT&T Broadband Introduces Tired Piercing"

    and wondered what high-speed internet has to do with body modification

    --
    In mathematics, one does not understand things, one merely gets used to them.
    --VonNeumann
    1. Re:I read it as by Nerull · · Score: 2, Funny

      As further payment, they force you to wear a 2 pound mini-billboard hung from your ear any time you go in public.

    2. Re:I read it as by hitzroth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or a placard strung between one's nipple rings.

      --
      In mathematics, one does not understand things, one merely gets used to them.
      --VonNeumann
  3. Re:What is the big deal? by mosch · · Score: 5, Funny
    Look, you may not realize this is a total ripoff, but I installed a network, so I do.

    These people are buying T1s for hundreds of dollars a month, then selling us a lousy 3Mbps for $80/mo. That's a rediculous amount of profit!

    We need to contact our government representatives, and do something to prevent this sort of gouging now, before it's too late.

  4. wow what a great deal! by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm wondering if they have the option to differ my money directly from my paycheck, shit I would gladly replace my money loosing 401k with at&t broad band!

  5. Re:I ache for a little more... by mgibbs · · Score: 2, Funny
    The 384 cap, though much better than it was, still leaves me aching.

    I wish I could do a 2 meg down 1 meg up. I'd pay $80 a month for that RIGHT NOW.

    ...and I'd pay $1000 for a brand new Porsche RIGHT NOW, but it ain't gonna happen. :-)

    --Matt

  6. Thank you everybody! by mosch · · Score: 4, Funny
    I want to thank everybody for helping out the troll reply drive. 17 responses in a half hour, truly, this has been one of the most sucessful drives ever.

    I'd like to thank all of you who've contributed, with a stylish tote bag, and a brand new Sarcasm Detector.

  7. Even Comcast doesn't know they offer this service. by BenSnyder · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm on the phone as I type this trying to upgrade our Comcast service to Comcast Pro. I swear we just had this conversation.

    Me: Hi. I'm currently a Comcast Broadband Subscriber and I'd like to upgrade my service to Comcast Pro.

    Comcast: What?

    Me: The premium bandwith service, Comcast Pro.

    Comcast: I have no idea what you're talking about.

    Me: I saw it on your web site. Would you like the URL?

    Comcast: Comcast Pro? I've never heard of this before.

    Me: Well let me tell you about it...

    Comcast: Hold while I transfer you to another department.

    I dunno, I just found it funny that the number they give you to call to get the service is answered by somebody who has no clue that there is, in fact, a service.

  8. for the warez monkeyz by supabeast! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Also announced was the "Still cheaper than renting your movies" plan, 3.5mbps down and 128kbps up, as well as the "Bored guy in southeast Asia with a big hard disk on an ftp server" plan, 1.5mbps down and 5mbps up.