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AT&T Broadband Introduces Tiered Pricing

Joey Patterson writes "It had to happen sooner or later. CNET reports that AT&T Broadband has introduced a tiered pricing plan called UltraLink (3 Mbps down/384 kbps up) for $79.99/month if you buy your own modem and $82.95/month if you lease one of theirs."

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  1. Is this bad? by Saib0t · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Could someone please explain why this is bad? I fail to understand...

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    1. Re:Is this bad? by soapvox · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I actually don't think it is bad at all. I run servers so I need the upstream and realize I am more than the average customer so I should pay more for a premium service, but along with that I hope I get premium customer service on thier end (not sure if that is the case or not). This way I can run my servers and not have to pay business prices!

    2. Re:Is this bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ditto, why should I have to pay for bandwidth hogs? I do extensive browsing but rarely download anything except for RedHat's latest ISO's. I don't do the filesharing thing and my mp3's are ripped from CD's I own. No, I won't share them.

      Unlimited and equal access is great. But there is really little reason to make responsible users subsidize users with high bandwidth demands.

      I'd love to see tiered service:
      - 128k up/386k down for $20/mth
      - 386k up/1M down for $50/mth
      - whatever... >$70/mth

      On the other hand, I strongly disagree with dynamic limits, where ones b/w is reduced as a certain amoutn of data has been moved.

      Just my few pennys worth...

    3. Re:Is this bad? by Enigma2175 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think it is very good. I am in one of the cities in which this service was rolled out, and I just tested my speed. Just as the article says, it is 1.5 Mb downstream and 256 kb upstream. However, the last time I checked it, it was only 128 kb upstream. As a result of this change, I got my upstream speed doubled for no cost :-). Of course, when I originally got the service both upstream and downstream were uncapped and I could get around 2Mb/6Mb, respectively. I am still mad about that, but this change mitigates it somewhat. At least they realize there are users who use their bandwidth, and are offereing a service for them. The one thing I am concerned about is the limits they might place on their "standard" service. Are they going to have a global byte cap like they recently put on the news servers? And if you complain about it, they can always say "We do have a plan available for high-bandwidth users" and force you to use the higher bandwidth plan. I have not yet received any communications from AT&T on this matter, hopefully they will send me something that gives me some more information on the limits and benefits of the different service levels.

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    4. Re:Is this bad? by StupidKatz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why do you need more than 384kbps up? If you wanna run a warez server, buy a T1. :P

      The big deal should be whether or not they put restrictions on what you can do with that 384. (I have 128 and run a full suite of services, tho obviously I'm not serving more than a half-dozen people.) "Give us our 384 and begone!" should be our battlecry. Since an ISP is an Internet Service Provider, that's all they should do: take your money, give you the line, and shut up.

  2. That ain't bad! by swordboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It had to happen sooner or later.

    You make this sound like a bad thing. As long as it doesn't affect my current service, I like having the option of jumping up a notch in performance.

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    1. Re:That ain't bad! by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Don't forget that ATTBI is trying to give itself to Comcast, who forbid any use of VPN on "residential" service. But Comcast doesn't offer a "commercial" service! This is the first step toward offering a (naturally, higher-priced) "service" where VPN will be allowed -- same crap, but you get to pay more! So yes, it will affect your current "service" in that Real Soon Now they'll either block VPN or cut you off if they detect it; or, more likely, bump you into the more expensive package if they detect it. For those of us who occasionally work from home, this is a Bad Thing, and it's a kick in the crotch after the wedgies of recent price increases.

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  3. 1.5Mbps for $45.95/month by hendridm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Must be nice - we're enjoying 500kbit cable for $50/month here in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Damn cows must be sitting on our optic cable.

    1. Re:1.5Mbps for $45.95/month by Jester998 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "500kbit cable for $50/month"

      Ouchies. Broadband in the US is *expensive*, apparently... I have a 2Mbit down/400Kbit up ADSL line here and it costs me $40 Cdn$... about $25 US$ per month.

      Not only is it cheap and fast, it's VERY reliable too... I think I've had maybe 2 outages in the last year, and none that lasted more than 2 or 3 hours.

      - Jester

    2. Re:1.5Mbps for $45.95/month by Clay+Mitchell · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah, but once you run it through the Canada->US exchange, it's only like 1.25MB/250KB :(

  4. Re:Wow, great DL, sucky ass UL?? by Archfeld · · Score: 3, Informative

    what do you need bigger upload on a cable modem for ? they won't let you run any kind of server.
    It is a bit steep, considering astound offers 1.5mb each way on a fiber connect for 40$ a month, and it's cheaper if you get phone and cable from them as well.

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  5. What is the big deal? by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Jesus! You people whine too much. At least they're not charging per bit, like just about every other country on the planet does.

    For better service, in the real world, you do have to pay more. To me, this sounds like a good deal.

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    1. Re:What is the big deal? by mosch · · Score: 5, Funny
      Look, you may not realize this is a total ripoff, but I installed a network, so I do.

      These people are buying T1s for hundreds of dollars a month, then selling us a lousy 3Mbps for $80/mo. That's a rediculous amount of profit!

      We need to contact our government representatives, and do something to prevent this sort of gouging now, before it's too late.

  6. Power users? by Ioldanach · · Score: 5, Insightful
    AT&T Broadband said UltraLink will serve power users, which it described as those who have "set up home networks, send or receive large files such as when downloading software, or enjoy other bandwidth-intensive applications."

    Why must providers always assume that someone who sets up a home network is a bandwidth hog? Personally, I have several computers on my home network. However, none of them hog bandwidth unless I'm downloading a system upgrade. It just happens that the best way to have everyone able to access e-mail and surf at once is to network the computers. (Duh)

    I'm on Time Warner Cable, and they prohibit servers. If they were to enforce that prohibition, would that mean their bandwidth usage would go down? I doubt it. How much e-mail does a normal, non-spamming personal e-mail server handle in a day? Come to think of it, the traffic isn't any more than I'd handle if I had to POP it all at once!

    1. Re:Power users? by Sentry21 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why must providers always assume that someone who sets up a home network is a bandwidth hog?

      One of the techs at Shaw Cable told me, long ago, that the reason they didn't support home networks is that people buy cheap, and don't understand the difference between a hub and a switch... so they buy a hub, because it's cheaper, and then all your lan data gets thrown to the cable modem, which dutifully passes it on to the upstream gateway, which then deals with (and disgards) it.

      While I'm not sure if this is necessarily applicable in all (any?) cases, it sounds like a good indicator of what's wrong - stupid or ignorant people doing networking badly. Networking can be a very finicky thing if it's not extremely well done, and it's easy for people to cause problems.

      --Dan

    2. Re:Power users? by Enigma2175 · · Score: 5, Informative
      so they buy a hub, because it's cheaper, and then all your lan data gets thrown to the cable modem, which dutifully passes it on to the upstream gateway, which then deals with (and disgards) it.

      I don't think that is the case with AT&T, at least with my service. The cable modem acts as a bridge, it should only pass traffic that is destined for the MAC address of my default gateway (and broadcasts). I don't have my network set up in that way, but if I did I don't think it would cause much more data to be pushed up my cable. Maybe the NetBIOS(except AT&T explicitly blocks NetBIOS) broadcasts from the Windows machines and ARP requests, but the bandwidth consumed would be negligible.

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    3. Re:Power users? by dattaway · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm on Time Warner Cable, and they prohibit servers

      What TWC are you on? This is what they say about servers. They say keep it secure and don't behave like an idiot. They also do basic scanning for things like open relays.

    4. Re:Power users? by Master+Bait · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Stupid and ignorant people with home networks could benefit from clever and informed cable network companies. Don't you understand that home networking is an economic opportunity for cable ISPs, rather than a trouble? The ISP COULD sell switches and install everything for profit. I have yet to see the government-supported monopolies that sell cable go much beyond a stupid minimal revise of the failed @home's Terms of Service, which was only a rewrite of old-fashioned dialup TOS.

      People want and need services that the government-supported cable monopolies are too lazy to supply. Some want fixed IP numbers, some want domain hosting. Some want fatter upstream, some want home networking, some want to serve their own email or web pages. Some don't want ISP-supplied webspace of ISP supplied POP email or a newsfeed. These are economic opportunities for ISPs in a free market, but competition in both cable and DSL is next to nothing, and this absurd level of service is our reward.

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    5. Re:Power users? by Enigma2175 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Be careful of the difference between a bridge and a router. A bridge is simply an interface between two physical media: Ethernet on one side, and cable on the other side.

      Very true

      All traffic coming in one side of a bridge will be sent out the other side.

      This is only true for a simple bridge. I don't think any vendors currently provide simple bridges, since it is quite easy to incorporate the logic necessary to not forward every packet. From a bridge FAQ I found:

      # Learning Bridges The simple bridges described above re-transmit every packet whether this is necessary or not. A learning bridge examines the source field of every packet it sees on each port and builds up a picture of which addresses are connected to which ports. This means that it will NOT re-transmit a packet if it knows that the destination address is connected to the same port as the bridge saw the packet on.

      AFAIK, my cable modem (and all DOCSIS compliant cable modems) act in this manner.

      But, all that applies to normal bridges. Your cable modem may actually be a router,

      It is not a router, it does not use layer 3 (ip) addressing, it uses layer 2 (MAC) addressing. From the DOCSIS specification for external modems (section 2.1):
      "The cable modem MUST be capable of filtering all broadcast traffic from the local LAN, with the exception of DHCP"
      And from section 3.1.1.2.1:
      "The cable modem MUST perform MAC bridging in accordance with ISO/IEC 10038 (ANSI/IEEE Std 802.1D)"

      From the 802.1d specification section 7.1::
      "The principal elements of bridge operation are:
      a) Relay and filtering of frames
      (emphasis mine)

      It would seem all DOCSIS 1.1 compliant cable modems are in fact learning bridges, and do not forward LAN traffic to the RF side of the modem. DSL "routers" often can act as a bridge or a router (or a combination 'brouter'), but I have never seen a cable modem that had those capabilites, all the equipment I encountered in @Home tech support was layer 2 bridging equipment. Of course, I certainly have not seen all possible equipment so YMMV.

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  7. I ache for a little more... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The 384 cap, though much better than it was, still leaves me aching.

    I wish I could do a 2 meg down 1 meg up. I'd pay $80 a month for that RIGHT NOW.

  8. Wow - it's cheaper (less than half that) in Canada by Rikardon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Bloody hell! Here in Calgary, AB, Canada I have 1.5Mbps down, 640Kbps up, for CDN$34.95 per month with a bought modem, $39.95 with a leased one. Cap is 5GB down, 1GB up.

    That's DSL; the cable company pricing is similar, and the performance (I was a cable customer) is virtually identical -- it's theoretically 3Mbps down, but I never saw that. However, there's theoretically no bandwidth cap. That's with Shaw Cable, for the other Canadians reading this: YMMV with Rogers et. al.

    Mind you, IIRC, Calgary and Edmonton were the first two cities in NA (maybe the world?) where you could get broadband at any residential address, so the competition has been going on longer, which affects the pricing, but MAN the prices quoted in the article are expensive!

  9. Comcast too by kawika · · Score: 5, Informative

    Comcast has been offering a premium service for a few months now:

    http://comcast.comcastonline.com/memberservices/ Ad ditionalProducts/serviceupgrades.asp

    They don't seem to promote it though.

  10. 3.5Mbps for $32/month by red_gnom · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In Canada, company called AEI offers 3.5 Mbps download speed and 800 Kbps upload speed ADSL for $50 Canadian/month (US$32).

    The link is over here here

  11. Know what'd be nice...? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... What if the $80 a month charge means that they won't complain if you use bandwidth intensive stuff like P2P. If they'd put in the ToS "You can max out the connection 24/7 without fear of being disconnected or having ports blocked.", it may be worth $80 a month.

    I already pay $55 a month now. If paying $80 would guarantee those clauses in my ToS for as long as I'm a subscriber, I'd probably go for it.

  12. Hey, how about $14.50/hour for 2400baud! by jgsfcaus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh how quickly people forget the early days of being online...text based bbs software, arcane keywords and CompuServe with tiered access pricing:
    300 baud 6.50/hr 2400 baud 14.50/hr (prices are in 1982 dollars, so let's say roughly double for 2002 dollars?) Sign me up!

    Then the world was invaded by the likes of PCLink, the Commodore 64 version of PCLink and the Mac based version which bore the same name that these three companies were known as once they merged in the mid 80s...AOL. Now downloading new artwork at 2400 baud, only 30 minutes left to go...but aint it pretty!

    Hey, at least they aren't rolling out METERED BANDWIDTH pricing ... at least yet...

    And funny how they chose 3Mbps for the enhanced services...similar to RCN in it's fiber network markets...however, RCN didn't raise its price one cent. Still appx. $40/mo in my bundle from them...that includes modem rental.

    However, I daresay that AT&T may have difficulties consistently delivering the higher speeds as their digital network nodes are already overcrowded causing traffic jams and more general angst in the world....

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    1. Re:Hey, how about $14.50/hour for 2400baud! by OneFix · · Score: 3, Interesting

      CompuServe with tiered access pricing:

      Actually, in most areas, CompuServe used a network of systems called Tymenet. The company has now turned to broadband...but I think one of the many National ISP Modem Pools took over their network. (yes, this is even used in the "internet age")

      Anyhow, Tymenet would charge an hourly maintainence fee to the online services and they would just pass on the costs to you. More than just CompuServe used them, I think AOL^H^H^HQ-Link even used them at one point. But I agree, this is really just adding a faster access speed to their "lineup". It's actually been happening for ever...when you buy DSL you can generally decide on the speed you want, normally something like 256/128 for dialup prices, 512/256 for about $15-$20 more, 1M/512 for a much higher price.

      At least that's what they've got around here...

    2. Re:Hey, how about $14.50/hour for 2400baud! by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Amen. Sometimes I think that the first experience most slashdotters had with being 'online' was in the 14.4k era. Very few remember the fun of war-dialing and looking for BBSes.

      They act like the 'dueling 56k standards' was a big deal. Lemmetellyu, nuthin' like the 9600 fight, or the earlier fights (ever wonder why modems have like 27 different acronyms on the box or in the manual?)

      Oh, or remember actually have to know Hayes codes in order to get your modem to talk to a certain other modem?

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    3. Re:Hey, how about $14.50/hour for 2400baud! by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Hey, at least they aren't rolling out METERED BANDWIDTH pricing ... at least yet..."

      Metered bandwidth has been mentioned for a long time. It makes sense. You pay for electricity and water that way and it works great. You want to use more, you pay more. You want to save money, you conserve. The problem with metering is the fact that it would make people furious when they downloaded X-10's latest "illegally tape naked girls without their consent" pop-up ads. Those ads are bad enough, but when they cost you money I think people will openly revolt. I've gotten two telemarketer calls on my cell phone during the day and I was pissed. They would have to figure out a way to differentiate content you asked for and unsolicited content that wouldn't count towards your fees. Then 8 minutes later a 10K software program blocks all the content you aren't being charged for. Then 8 minutes after that, the remaining ad revenue supported sites go under.

      Instead of yelling at you for leaving the front door open, your dad could yell at you for leaving the firewall open. "I'm not paying to serve warez to the whole neighborhood, you know."

      -B

  13. wow what a great deal! by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm wondering if they have the option to differ my money directly from my paycheck, shit I would gladly replace my money loosing 401k with at&t broad band!

  14. Uhhhhhhhhh by psicE · · Score: 3, Informative

    I watch in vain as yet more people fail to understand the evils of tiered pricing.

    Recently, Case Western University decided to equip thousands of computers with a 1gb/s fiber network. They didn't quite know what people would use the bandwidth for, but they wanted to find out.

    Why am I bringing this up? Ordinary users will only pay AT&T the cheapest price possible for a broadband connection. Now, that's $45; soon, AT&T may introduce a $20-$25 package, and theoretically some people now paying the higher price would downgrade to that package.

    But there's tons of high-bandwidth applications available that most people don't use yet. Imagine real-time videoconferencing with resolutions as good as a printer. Imagine downloading OS or application upgrades from the Net in seconds. Hell, who would need hard drives anymore; bandwidth would be faster! There's all sorts of things we haven't thought of yet. But as long as AT&T imposes artificial bandwidth caps, that won't happen.

    As bad as tiered pricing are upstream caps. That means that two cable modem users can only communicate with each other at ISDN speeds. There goes any useful peer-to-peer connectivity applications. Don't you all remember back when you used Napster, you'd always sort downloads by modem type, and skip anything lower than a T1? Downloading from one of your fellow cable modem users would have taken 8 times as long as downloading from someone with a leased line - but we can't all have leased lines, can we?

    Tiered pricing is fine if it's due to technical constraints. If cable lines in San Francisco and Boston, for example, are higher-quality than lines elsewhere, there would be nothing wrong with offering faster service. But AT&T cannot justify offering service slower than what the cable lines allow; doing that will do much to halt the pace of network innovation. Shame on all providers who offer anything less than network capacity, in both directions.

  15. Yes! by mlknowle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is much better that they do it this way than a bandwidth cap / per MB charges. I'd much rather choose a connection speed / price tiered plan than be thinking about how many MBs I have used each month, tracking them like minutes on my cell phone plan.

    Tiered access is a reality; now hopefully they will introduce a cheaper, low speed plan (like perhaps 500k u, 100k d, for $30/month)...

  16. The question: TOS by Jerf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't see the real question addressed in the article, which is, will this new service have a different TOS agreement (Terms Of Service) then the current service? I'm annoyed enough at being told that I can't run servers, regardless of the bandwidth. I simply will not pay more then I pay now, and still be told that I can run servers, can't VPN, can't this, can't that, can't do anything but consume. (Yes, I tweak the rules with the SSH server that can do anything, but I shouldn't have to.)

    On that topic, anybody noticed how almost all of the nasty trends lately that annoy Slashdot denizens boil down to making laws about enforcing the easy things, rather then the illegal things? Instead of enforcing theft laws, make it illegal to change phone ID numbers.... it's easier. Instead of enforcing bandwidth usage (the real money-eater for an ISP), enforce server bans... it's easier. Don't enforce piracy laws, make it illegal to create or use DeCSS and enforce those laws.... it's easier.

    I wrote an essay that tangentially touched this issue in the context of automated enforcement a few months ago, but I think the problem is extending out from there. Enforcers of all kind (not just law, AT&T enforces a contract) are getting lazy, and making laws/contracts to help them be lazy.

  17. Also Charter Pipeline by VP · · Score: 3, Informative

    They have 3 tiers:
    29.95 - 256 Kb/s
    39.95 - 768 Kb/s
    49.95 - 1.5 Mb/s (I am currently getting anywhere between 1 and 2.5 Mbits/s)

  18. It's called marketing... by sterno · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While certainly those who set up home networks are more likely to be tech savvy and more likely to use more bandwidth, this is also about marketing. You call up AT&T and have a conversation like this:

    You: Hi, I wants me some Internet
    ATT: Alright, fine, would you like to use our basic plan or our ultralink plan?
    You: Ummmm, what's ultralink?
    ATT: Ultralink is a service we provide that provides the bandwidth that home networks demand.

    Average customer, at this point, will probably think that if they are planning to set up a home network, they'll need whatever this service provides and pay the extra money.

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  19. Re:Faster isn't necessarily what the next step is. by gimpboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    also look at dyndns.org to get a hostname for your dynamically assigned ip address. it works really well for me.

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  20. Re:I can't believe some of you would complain... by forkboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    What they're offering is NOT better than a full T1. Sure, it might be faster on the download side, but the advantage of a T1 is that you have equal bandwidth upstream, as well as a block of static IPs to have your way with....not to mention no restrictions on use. (barring legality of course)

    Of course, a T1 is still around $800 per month and this is $80, so obviously this is the better choice for the home user with a limited budget.

    Just don't say it's better than a T1....it's a far cry from it.

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  21. Thank you everybody! by mosch · · Score: 4, Funny
    I want to thank everybody for helping out the troll reply drive. 17 responses in a half hour, truly, this has been one of the most sucessful drives ever.

    I'd like to thank all of you who've contributed, with a stylish tote bag, and a brand new Sarcasm Detector.

  22. no servers by phriedom · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry no. It took some searching, but I found their Acceptable Use Policy and:

    "Examples of prohibited programs and equipment include, but are not limited to, mail, ftp, http, file sharing, game, newsgroup, proxy, IRC servers, multi-user interactive forums and Wi-Fi devices;"

    so you are not allowed to run any servers, nor an open WAP node. I have no personal experience with them so I don't know if they even try to enforce this restriction, but it is there and they could. They want you to pay the business rate even if you aren't making money on it.

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  23. Where do the bandwidth providers... by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 3, Insightful
    get their bandwidth from? What I really want to know is why pricing of T1 lines has remained amazingly static since, oh, 1996. I figured by now T1's would be installed in new housing and cost under $100 a month. I realized back then gains in networking wouldn't be like the gains in CPU speed(remember back in 1996 a "good" computer was a Pentium 133 with 16MB or RAM), but I figured there would be at least some improvement every year.

    Nope. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Bandwidth is still every bit as expensive as it was when we were still using 486's and first gen Pentiums. No wonder the internet never took off like it should have. As I recall, many of the pie-in-the-sky projections for the dot-com companies were based on the assumption that everyone would soon have high speed bandwidth. Based on the last six years I would have to project that the internet will never see significant bandwidth gains.

    Why? Because if computing and home network power continues to increase as it has, while internet connection speeds remain static, the internet itself will become more and more useless. Our own personal networks will be faster and contain more information, so why bother?

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    1. Re:Where do the bandwidth providers... by iomud · · Score: 3, Informative

      Look at the top of the bandwidth food chain and you'll see why things cost so much. Teleco's have their lines locked down and can pretty much extort however much they feel like, especially when busineses are now at the point where the internet and networks are essential to compete. Along with the high cost for the proper infrastructure hardware to keep things running smoothly and allow for growth. It's a very slow moving animal but it constantly creeps forward.

  24. Even Comcast doesn't know they offer this service. by BenSnyder · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm on the phone as I type this trying to upgrade our Comcast service to Comcast Pro. I swear we just had this conversation.

    Me: Hi. I'm currently a Comcast Broadband Subscriber and I'd like to upgrade my service to Comcast Pro.

    Comcast: What?

    Me: The premium bandwith service, Comcast Pro.

    Comcast: I have no idea what you're talking about.

    Me: I saw it on your web site. Would you like the URL?

    Comcast: Comcast Pro? I've never heard of this before.

    Me: Well let me tell you about it...

    Comcast: Hold while I transfer you to another department.

    I dunno, I just found it funny that the number they give you to call to get the service is answered by somebody who has no clue that there is, in fact, a service.

  25. for the warez monkeyz by supabeast! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Also announced was the "Still cheaper than renting your movies" plan, 3.5mbps down and 128kbps up, as well as the "Bored guy in southeast Asia with a big hard disk on an ftp server" plan, 1.5mbps down and 5mbps up.