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LWCE Wrapup

Okay, let's close out the Linuxworld Expo news as best we can. CNet has an article on the march on City Hall (there's also an AP article) to promote open source in government (some people even want to get Linux certified). CNN loves Linux. Bruce Perens, as we mentioned last night, is bailing out of Hewlett-Packard. And Newsforge has several stories from the Linuxworld floor: 1, 2, 3, 4. And finally, CmdrTaco and Chris Dibona (Gamara here on Slashdot) were on TechTV yesterday (and repeats today). Viewer discretion advised.

154 comments

  1. oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    maybe a little fp action for you

    1. Re:oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      moderators, what's the point of modding this down as a troll? use your mod points to mod up the good posts, not mod down the stupid ones that no one will ever see anyway.

      it was already at 0. anonymous cowards browse at 1 by default. so, the only people that could see a post like this are the ones that are actively looking for it. grr

  2. LWCE...FP...too many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    damn acronyms around here!!!

  3. So many keynotes... by chill · · Score: 2

    Sun, IBM, Oracle...

    No wonder some of the people were complaining about nausea from too much corporate speak.

    Internal MS reports from the show should be interesting, if ever made public.

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
  4. Stallman's speech at LWCE by Trolling+Stones · · Score: -1

    was pretty funny. He ended with the joke "...so then the doctor says rectum, I damn near killed em!"

    1. Re:Stallman's speech at LWCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      I don't get it.

      What kind of a lunix fagort joke is that?

  5. ah yes... by jeffy124 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the Million Geek March. If only we could get a million geeks away from their machines.

    --
    The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    1. Re:ah yes... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Well, the two-dozen Geek March, at least.

    2. Re:ah yes... by cburley · · Score: 1
      If only we could get a million geeks away from their machines.

      Someone could try convincing Natalie Portman to show up as a featured attraction...I hear she has a pretty big fan-base among geeks.

      --
      Practice random senselessness and act kind of beautiful.
    3. Re:ah yes... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      same could be done with Linus....

      --
      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
  6. Photos of M$ booth... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
    I'm toooo curious... does anyone have any photo's of the MS booth? I have to see it to believe it.

    1. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by byrnereese · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      I expected the usual MS booth - huge multimedia extravaganze, but no. It was way in the back, small, with a couple of guys. MS must have picked the geekiest people they could find, but no matter how bad they may have smelled, or the fact that they didn't tuck in their shirts - they didn't fool me. My friend actually talked to some of them while they were showing off some term emulator or some BS like that - he asked them if they knew what a linux system call was, and some basic, basic questions about the linux kernel... blank stares. Nothing. Nada. Not that we were surprised.

      Bottom line, the booth was *really* underwhelming. In every sense of the word.

      But they had balls to show up.

      --

      ^byrne :/

    2. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      So smarty what does this mean?

      rcvf

      blank stares all around

    3. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could it be... Receive File in OS/400.

    4. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And?

      You seems to expect move from a company whose operating system dominates the market.

      I surprised that they didn't point and laugh at you when you started asking them linux questions.

      Get a life, and someone mod parent down.

    5. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by Skyshadow · · Score: 2, Interesting
      My friend actually talked to some of them while they were showing off some term emulator or some BS like that - he asked them if they knew what a linux system call was, and some basic, basic questions about the linux kernel... blank stares. Nothing. Nada. Not that we were surprised.

      (sighs, rubs head)

      And we wonder how the Linux community gets the reputation of being a bunch of arrogant, unapproachible assholes.

      This is about as clever as the guy I knew in college who would go to Radio Shack and harrass the poor sobs working there for minimum wage about various electronic parts. He'd come out with a superior-looking smirk on his face, complaining that he had questions and *they* didn't have answers, as if the Radio Shack register monkeys should all have graduate degrees in EE.

      I share the general feeling of unease at Microsoft's new attitude towards Linux (worry about a predator most when it's smiling at you), but harrassing the poor saps at their booth is akin to bothering your local Blockbuster clerk because you hate the MPAA.

      Besides that, you shouldn't be so quick to trivialize MS. Remember, they can bring unimaginable resources to bear in a very short time, and just because they *haven't yet* come up with a way to crush, poison or outmode OSS doesn't mean that they *won't*.

      --
      Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    6. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You act as you it would be a good thing for them to smash open source.

    7. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by DavidLeblond · · Score: 0

      They probably don't send programmers to the conferences anyway. They'd more likely send some marketing people or something. If you asked OUR marketing staff a technical question, they'd stare blankly at you too.

      The people at the MS booth probably didn't know much about the Windows kernel, much less the Linux kernel.

    8. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Flawed argument. If I go into a Radio Shack like one of the the ones here in Columbia, which seems to have no sense of organization, and ask for a specific part, and the guy behind the counter doesn't even know what I'm talking about, how likely am I to return for business?

      Likewise, at a Linux Expo, one would expect that any company that is expending the time, effort, and money to have a booth there would supply personnel with a minimum knowledge sufficient to answer questions that could be asked. If they were being asked minutiae or Linux trivia questions, I could understand the blank stares. However.....

      Kierthos

      --
      Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
    9. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by cyberon22 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I asked one of the guys at the AMD booth what was IN one of the rack servers they were demoing. I was curious about memory, hardware specs, etc.

      They stared blankly at me for a moment before telling me it was running the Opteron.

    10. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by arkanes · · Score: 2

      The context of the post certainly implies that it was a few linux geeks intentionally mocking the MS boothers, with the implication that they were asking obscure (or, equally likely, nonsensical) questions, and then taking pride in not getting the answer they wanted.

    11. Re:Photos of M$ booth... by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      It was nothing special... lots of Windows machines, but over on the right side there were a couple of GNOME setups. Obviously the only reason GNOME was there was to keep their Mono people happy.

  7. LWCE Wrapup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Lots of longhaired, greasy hippies ran around patting each other on their back for fighting the man. then they went home to their mother's basement.

  8. Cmdr Taco is a bone smuggler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Taco like to lick the ball sap of little boys and small dogs. Rob Malda is a pathetic limp wristed faggot who collects soild underwear from homeless bums.

    1. Re:Cmdr Taco is a bone smuggler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF +MONDAY MORNING+ Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again. +MONDAY EVENING+ Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* +TUESDAY MORNING+ Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again. +TUESDAY EVENING+ Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* +WEDNESDAY MORNING+ Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again. +WEDNESDAY EVENING+ Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* +THURSDAY MORNING+ Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again. +THURSDAY EVENING+ Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* +FRIDAY MORNING+ Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again. +FRIDAY EVENING+ Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* +SATURDAY MORNING+ Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again. +SATURDAY EVENING+ Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* +SUNDAY MORNING+ Cmdr Taco: Today is the Lord's day. +SUNDAY AFTERNOON+ Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    2. Re:Cmdr Taco is a bone smuggler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ
      By J. Wipo Troll, Esq., $Revision: 1.16 $

      [This article attempts to document a vile, ungodly practice that runs rampant through the homosexual geek and hacker community, a practice known as

      Taco-snotting, or simply snotting. Taco-snotting is something that few geeks dare talk about in free or open conversation, but it is nonetheless a widely-practiced and dangerous form of homosexuality. If you or anyone you know has ever engaged in Taco-snotting, please get professional help before it is too late. ed.]

      Why do I keep receiving emails from an individual calling himself CmdrTaco?

      You have been receiving unsolicited mailings from a certain Robert CmdrTaco Malda, owner of the popular technology website slashdot.org. Actually, its not a very popular site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks and hackers, zit-faced nerds, communists, dirty GNU hippies, and other societal rejects and outcasts. Its also home to one of the worlds largest suspected pdophile rings, the infamous Slashdot crew.
      Whenever Mr. Malda gets bored (and who wouldnt, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the user database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual activities with him. How he determines this is anyones guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with a letter of the English alphabet in it, youre a potential candidate.
      This time, he found you. Lucky you.

      Mr. Malda seems to be speaking in some sort of code. Do you know what it means?

      CmdrTacos code language is relatively easy to decipher. This pervert prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo (yes, thats right: he wants you) to evade the watchful eye of Slashdots parent corporation, VA Software. Mr. Maldas Commander is, of course, his penis: a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of Maldas own lubed-up right hand. His Taco bells are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his Taco sauce is his thin, runny semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to ring his Taco bells or taste his gourmet Taco sauce.
      I would also guess CmdrTaco asked you to engage in a practice known as Taco-snotting and, if he was in a particularly depraved mood at the time, a circle-snot.

      Good Lord. And, yes, he did. What is Taco-snotting?

      Taco-snotting is the term used by Robert Malda to refer to the depraved act of fellating another man (homo- or heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer raping unwilling victims), then blowing the semen out his nose and back onto the face and body of his victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTacos face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, Taco-snotting.
      And if thats not bad enough
      A circle-snot is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum spooging their jizz-snot all over each others faces and pasty, white bodies, until theyre covered head to toe with their own and each others man juice. This vile, ungodly ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limousine service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
      To complete this perverted orgy, fellow faggots Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The homosexual shenanigans that follow are nearly beyond description. The whole group begins to snot each others spunk and whip each others pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

      Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

      Hopefully, but I wouldnt count on it.
      To begin with, you most likely forgot to uncheck the Willing to Snot checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad (do you have a homosexual-sounding nick?), and hes probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube, just waiting to pounce and declare you his new bitch. Theres no escaping a geek in heat (trust me), so its probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTacos sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to Willing to Snot. Maybe hell ignore you. Probably not.

      I cant stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

      If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot all over you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

      Have you ever been Taco-snotted?

      Unfortunately, yes. I first met Mr. Malda at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some gourmet Tacos, but when I got there, the perverted geek jumped me and handcuffed me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his Commander out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times, virtually nonstop. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm then he snotted my own thick, gooey jizz back onto my face out of his nostrils! He snotted me two more times, first into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
      CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, Open Sauce man sauce) buddies over to continue their ungodly snotfest. European hacker and known berfaggot Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel; his partner-in-crime Anal Cox used their network stack in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice of my defenseless, tender, young body. Michael Sims was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my previously-virginal ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about all those Censorware freaks out to get him.

      That is so disgusting! How did you finally escape?

      After about 16 hours of countless unholy, homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, completely covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door (of the apartment, not their back doors). Im just glad I survived the awful ordeal. These sexually-repressed hackers had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads I couldve easily been drowned!

      Thats horrible. Does Taco-snotting have anything to do with CmdrTacos special taco?

      No, thats a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. Mr. Malda is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
      You may be wondering what CmdrTacos special taco is. You will be wishing that you hadnt been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his special taco, CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, takes out his tiny withered dick (otherwise known as his Commander), puts his special taco sauce on it which means he jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim. After all, who would knowingly eat shit and CmdrTacos jizz?
      After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTacos nefarious homosexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victims ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved. Trust me, you do not want Jon Katz anywhere near your unconscious body. Also, rumor has it CmdrTaco is looking for a new goatse.cx guy. Dont let it be you! Different ungodly perversion, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that Robert CmdrTaco Malda is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

      Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.

      Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual paedophile. Hes also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile.
      Mr. Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesnt involve himself in the circle-snots, but that doest mean hes any less of a freak than the rest of the Slashdot crew. Katz often engages in a game called juicy-douching with a harem of little-boy slaves that he has collected over the years: yet another vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boys urine (forced out of them with a pair of pincers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then dribbling and slathering the goo all over himself and the boys chained, naked bodies. If hes in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag from his distended anus and just squirt it from his ass onto the crying, terrified boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pincers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them at will. A boy will usually last about two years before Mr. Katz either accidentally drowns them in diarrhea or kills them once they get too old, usually around 13 or 14.
      Not content with being a pdophilic coprophile, Mr. Katz is also quite the zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys arent enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goats anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goats small, bean-like turds, and he often kills his older boys by letting his goats trample them.

      Are you getting hard writing this?
      Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

      No, thanks. Im already CmdrTacos boi toi.

    3. Re:Cmdr Taco is a bone smuggler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! oh man! I think I'm going to wet myself! ^_^ Keep going! Keep going!!!

      HAHAHA

      ST CM

  9. Some people went to get certified, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then found out it was a racket. They only offered the first part of each test. To complete the certification you need to go to a test center and take the second half.
    I hate when they don't give you the whole story up front.

  10. Will Bruce have to piss into a bottle now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Last I heard, HP required its consultants to submit to a drug test. This is one reason why they have such low-quality talent in their contractors.

    So is Bruce going to have to pee into a bottle if he's going to consult at HP? Or are they going to make a special exemption?

    This might well get in his way of being more politically active, and wanting to support HP Linux.

    1. Re:Will Bruce have to piss into a bottle now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      fuck you. almost every industry performs drug testing. the only industry that doesnt are those in airline security.

    2. Re:Will Bruce have to piss into a bottle now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Really? I've never had to piss in a bottle just to get paid. If anyone asked had the gall to tell me that I had to, I'd promptly quit.

      But then I live in the UK, and not the United States of We Know Best.

  11. MOD PARENT UP (Re:LWCE Wrapup) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    +1 Funny!

    You all know it's true; no need to try to deny it by modding parent down.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP (Re:LWCE Wrapup) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy do you dirty GNU hippies have a major lack of a sense of a humor. Sheesh.

  12. Taco on TechTV! by dr_dank · · Score: 2

    While Cmdrtaco is hanging with the TechTV people, I would be greatly disappointed if he didn't try to get Megan Morrone to do an interview.

    --
    Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
    1. Re:Taco on TechTV! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Why would Malda want to interview a FEmale? Especially a hottie like Megan?

    2. Re:Taco on TechTV! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I don't think Kathleen" would take that very well.

    3. Re:Taco on TechTV! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That bucktoothed beard does not count as a female.

  13. Sad news, Stephen King dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - horror/fiction writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details yet. I'm sure we'll all miss him, even if you weren't a fan of his work there's no denying his contribution to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

    1. Re:Sad news, Stephen King dead at 54 by erat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Nobody, not even local Bangor TV/news sites, has anything about him dying (and they'd be the first to know).

      Nice try.

    2. Re:Sad news, Stephen King dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Bangor? I hardly know 'or!

      PS I'm sorry that you live in a shithole.

    3. Re:Sad news, Stephen King dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stephen King dead at 54" is a well-known troll. This comment turns up at least once a week on /. Sorry you fell for it.
      YHBT HAND

    4. Re:Sad news, Stephen King dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would a Welsh news site have details of Stephen Kings death though?!

    5. Re:Sad news, Stephen King dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, with such a low uid, you should KNOW the "stephen king dead at 54" troll. I mean DAMN its used a ton.

      YHBT like a complete idiot.

    6. Re:Sad news, Stephen King dead at 54 by Fizzol · · Score: 0, Troll

      Somebody's trying to start a rumor. I heard this same thing on another board a few weeks ago. Some freaky people have way too much time on thier hands.

    7. Re:Sad news, Stephen King dead at 54 by erat · · Score: 1, Troll

      Some of us don't read every comment posted on /. If I didn't work for a living perhaps I'd be able to read every single comment ever posted here. Fortunately, I have better things to do.

  14. LINUXWORLD IS A KIDDY PORN CONVENTION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  15. What were they showing at the Microsoft Booth? by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've yet to hear word on the actual experience of Microsoft in the belly of the beast? What sort of stuff did they have there? Did anyone approach them, or were they shunned? Did they "respectfully" keep a distance from people so as to not be exposed to the open-source cancer? Were they brutally GPL'd? Wha happen?

    1. Re:What were they showing at the Microsoft Booth? by Cirrocco · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They were showing (primarily) Services for Unix 3.01. Not a big deal, all legitimate. The booth was relatively small (maybe 15-20 feet across and only 10 feet deep) The booth was busy and nobody egged the presenters or forcibly tattooed Tux on their foreheads, as much as we all may have enjoyed that.

    2. Re:What were they showing at the Microsoft Booth? by EdMcMan · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. At Macworld they usually have a fairly large booth, have presentations and give away lots of stuff. One year they were giving away free sidewinders (keep in mind this was when USB was first being used in Macs, and the joysticks were ADB). I guess they didn't want to risk embarassing themselves/pissing off any geeks, so they layed low :)

    3. Re:What were they showing at the Microsoft Booth? by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      The Mac community isn't quite as rabidly anti-MS, at least when compared to the Linux community... I wouldn't have liked to have been the MS reps at Linuxworld! Heh...

    4. Re:What were they showing at the Microsoft Booth? by DavidLeblond · · Score: 0

      Of course their booth at Macworld is huge, just look at how many copies of Office X they sell.

    5. Re:What were they showing at the Microsoft Booth? by Mikeytsi · · Score: 1

      No, they thow money at MacWorld because they make tons of money selling mac software. They don't throw money at a Linux conference, because the don't make tons of money selling *nix software.

      --
      I've been called a "Fucking Dick" by better people than you.
  16. Preaching and impossible message. by MindStalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know and you know that it would be completly impossible for government to go open source only, atleast for now. We need to do this is baby steps. What we should be preaching is open formats, then we can work on open source. Government has a responcibility that its public records can be read by anyone. And that its private records can be read at a later date. Push open formats, thats what government really needs. Nothing illogical about its requirement, and it will open to door to competition and open source in government IT purchases.

    1. Re:Preaching and impossible message. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? Of couse the government should be keeping all of its military secrets in a MySql database!

    2. Re:Preaching and impossible message. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      well said

    3. Re:Preaching and impossible message. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean in stead of Word documents?

    4. Re:Preaching and impossible message. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The MySql database count contain pointers to the Word docs.

      What a combination! I better bone up on my Chinese & Arabic.

  17. A million geeks? by sllort · · Score: 2, Troll

    A million geek march... probably not. What about a Million Book March? The DMCA threatens the future of all digital media, and as Lawrence Lessig points out, Adobe eBook reader and its ilk threaten a lot more people than geeks. They threaten librarians, students, and academia. If we could each dump a book on the lawn of the capitol to symbolize the death of the Freedom to Read, now that would be something.

    KWTCMA

    1. Re:A million geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately, the only thing eBooks are threatening right now is Adobe's profits.

  18. Upcoming quiz by Otter · · Score: 3, Funny
    What will Bruce Perens' next job be?
    • Astronaut
    • Mayor Quimby's bodyguard
    • Beer baron
    • Union leader
    • Springfield Isotopes mascot
    • Missionary
    • Springfield Squares guest
    • Cowboy Neal
    1. Re:Upcoming quiz by lovebyte · · Score: 0, Troll

      Springfield Isotopes mascot in the Missionary position with Cowboy Neal in Astonaut costume?

      --

      I'll do it for cheesy poofs.

    2. Re:Upcoming quiz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


      What will Otter's next job be?

      - Bruce Perens' dick sucker
      - Bruce Perens' cum drinker
      - Ass licker to Bruce Perens
      - Bruce Perens' butt burglar
      - Eater of Bruce Perens' crusty underwear shit
      - Cleaner of Bruce Perens's foreskin
      - Rapist of Bruce Perens' dog
      - Burger Flipper

    3. Re:Upcoming quiz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the InfoWorld article indicated that he'd continue to act as a consultant to HP, which is VERY interesting in itself, proving that in the New HP, "some are more equal than others".

      I don't know Bruce personally, but I'm certainly aware of his many contributions to the Linux community, and for his work to date for HP. However, HP is in the process of shedding 15,000 employees and part of that deal, at least for those who voluntarily retired under the Special Early Retirement Program, stipulates that a former employee can't come back for at least a year.

      Clearly, Bruce deserves an exception to that rule, and doesn't deserve to have to suffer from Shawn Robison's ass-kissing of Microsoft, or Michael Capellas', either. Both of them are BillG's primary disciples at Compaq^H^H^H^H^H^HThe New Aitch-Pee, and it's a sad reflection on the many thousands of employees there that their leaders would rather consort with a convicted felon (MSFT) than face up to the realities of the marketplace and do something viable about Linux.

      It's this sort of narrow-minded MSFT tree-hugging that cost them the Amazon account, losing to an IBM/Linux-based bid, and will cost them more business in the future. Michael Dell has been quite creative in trying to sell PCs to the Linux market, but Michael Capellas seems to be afraid to. I wonder why, particularly since MSFT has snubbed Itanium(2), which was designed by the OldeHP in Colorado.

      (BTW, "union leader"? What does the dominant newspaper in New Hampshire have to do with Bruce Perens? Oh, that's right, OpenVMS and Tru64 UNIX in Nashua...)

  19. Of course CNN loves Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're all a bunch of socialists who have no concept of honest Americans keeping the money they earn.

    1. Re:Of course CNN loves Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      American concept of "socialism" would be considered right wing in Europe.

      You don't earn money, you don't "make" money. Business doesn't create any wealth. The only "wealth" that is actually created is on paper when a national bank decides to print a few more bills into the circulation and lend that money to the other banks which in turn lend it to the businesses.

      Wake up, buddy. There's no money. It's all a collective hallucination.

  20. Re:Preaching an impossible message. by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry that should be "Preaching an impossible message"
    Shame :(

  21. Jeremy on a winning team for a change! by Cirrocco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jeremy was on a winning team for a change! The Geeks, in the Golden Penguin Bowl, soundly defeated CmdrTaco, Bruce Perens, and some guy picked from the audience with questions like:

    (?; \d/) Line noise or Perl script?

    Bonus question: what does it do?

    RedHat handed out...red hats. Ximian was absent for some reason. The EFF seemed a little more sure of themselves this year. IBM didn't hand out t-shirts. Neither did HotLinuxJobs.com.

    Anyway, way to go Geeks! See you next year! (and here's hoping Chris can check his repepetitive spelling mistakes)

    1. Re:Jeremy on a winning team for a change! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      \d/ is a girl with a pony tail, jumping in the air. Really, it is!

      \d/
      |
      / \

      See!

    2. Re:Jeremy on a winning team for a change! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RedHat handed out...red hats. Ximian was absent for some reason.

      Probably because handing out misspelled monkeys wearing Ximian T-shirts would be too expensive.

  22. I LIKE TO YELL OBSCENETIES MOTHERFUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


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    1. Re:I LIKE TO YELL OBSCENETIES MOTHERFUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      SHUT UP! You cocksucking freaks who'd like to lick Janet Reno's hairy sopping cunt while getting ten black cocks jizzing up your rectum should be terminated.

  23. FBI Announce Operation LWCE A Great Success by roadkill999 · · Score: -1

    Fresh in from the FBI Press Office:

    Senior FBI Agents have confirmed that an elaborate
    convention designed to ensnare paedophiles and
    sexual deviants was an unexpected success.

    The Operation was carefully disguised to attract
    users of the unpopular Operating System Linux, which
    is widely known to be used by middle-aged single men.

    The convention attracted paedophile rings from all
    over America, who often masquerade using the code-
    name "Linux User Groups" or more accurately "Kiddie
    Abuser Groups".

    An unexpected bonus of the trap was the ensnarement
    of convicted animal-abuser CowboyNeal (a close
    personal friend of Gary Glitter). Also caught in
    the bathroom with young boys was CmdrTaco - possibly
    one of the more infamous and prolific child-abusers in modern
    times.

    FBI agents are now carefully moderating a website
    called Slashdot.org which is a popular meeting place
    for hippies, deviants, retards, gypsies and other
    social inadequates.

  24. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  25. I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  26. Why these days? by micaiah · · Score: 0

    What I can't understand is why they make the con during the work week? Not everyone can take off from work you know. Why not make it like Defcon? Like Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. A lot more people would probably show up. Just a thought.

  27. CNN Loves Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CNN does apparently love linux, as that is all it is now running on its main site, cnn.com.

    1. Re:CNN Loves Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting
      Who cares?

      As long as there is no FrameMaker for Linux, I would never ever consider installing or even recommending it for serious work.

    2. Re:CNN Loves Linux by ACK!! · · Score: 2

      Acutally they run Solaris and use linux for a number of their cgi boxes and real media servers.

      They used IPlanet for their web server software and apache was making headway.

      ________________________________________________ __ __

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    3. Re:CNN Loves Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Acutally they run Solaris and use linux for a number of their cgi boxes and real media servers.

      They are actually using iPlanet on Linux

    4. Re:CNN Loves Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, a fellow FrameMaker user. That program is just sooo good!

  28. How to Lay a Girl by roadkill999 · · Score: -1

    A. Purpose of this guide. Firstly, this isn't a joke guide. All the methods described here are working, and with not too much difficulties. Don't expect that you will be able to lay a girl in one week. Not with this guide anyway. If you have the time, patience, and some manners, you will succeed. I don't pretend to be a big expert in girls; I'm not. But after some experience with them, I can provide you some information that can help you, with the first moves between he's and her's business. I will happily update this guide and improve it, with your help, of course. Please send me comments and please help to make it better. B. The first meets I believe you have a girlfriend you can experiment with. If you don't, find one. For those purposes, every mid looking girl will suit. Every one can owe a girlfriend, and it's not the time and place to explain how to reach one. (maybe in the next "completed guide of..."). If you don't have a girlfriend yet, at least try to achieve a meet with one. If you want to continue seeing this girl you have to remember the following: * Don't make a physical connection on the first dates (don't kiss her goodbye and don't hug her ) * Let her talk. If she has a lot to say - just listen. A node with the head and some leading questions will do. * If she is permanently silent you can always ask her about: - herself (hobbies ext.) - school (although it seems to be boring, you can talk hours on this subject) - her musical prefers (If she mentions an artist that you dislike, don't show it to her. Just hide it. - tell her about yourself. - ask her if she knows x & y from her school. - and the most important: don't answer with yes or no. those above are chat-stoppers. Expand you speech. - tell her jokes - remember to have a lot of humour - they like it. - very important : don't be serious. - Mind your manners: don't talk rudely nor curse. - smile : release the tense. If all the above fail, and you can't find common language with her, you Probably won't keep with her long time. * Where to go at the first time: - movie (let her choose, but don't insist on doing so) You can talk about the movie latter. Pay for you both. (as it's obvious). If she's ok, she will insist on paying on herself. - go for a walk - meet at one of your homes. (It's better on her home - she'll feel more relaxed and free) - party : if available - School - only if you learn in the same school * If you enjoyed her company, tell her so. Tell her that you enjoyed, and you want to see her again. Before the end of the meet, fix yourselves a new date (fix it on the same evening)exchange telephones, ofcourse. * Flatter her, but know your limits. Flatter to her nice sides. (Every one has some). Tell her how nice she is. Flatter to her looks (If you at least find her attractive). Don't say to her "You are the most beautiful girl I ever so"- It sounds non-natural.(She's Probably not.) * If she plays (love-games) a little - please understand. we'll close the bills later... * Don't bother her with too much telephone calls. Be cool at the first meets, or she'll take advantage over you. Show her you interested, but not desperate. How will you know if you are friends or not? here are some ways: - Hear what her girlfriend thinks about your connection.(For instance: If she meets her girlfriend in the street, and the above askes if she is your girlfriend - hear what she says (it's an embarrassing moment - from experience...) - Enter phrases that assume that she is you girlfriend in your talkes to her. (not infront of her and your friends) See how she react to those statements. The first physical connection. There are two ways establishing it: * The spontaneous way: Kiss her goodbye (not in the first date - she'll appreciate it if you'll have patience.) In the following date take you hands together. It's very romantic. Dance with her in one of your homes. Dance is a kind of hug, and it the middle of this slow song - kiss here. (she might be shy in public, so understand her, and do this critical steps in public garden or other quiet place.) * The non-spontaneous way: Lead her to non-public and quiet place (i.e. garden) look in her eyes and silent for a moment or so. She, understanding the moment, will silent too. Approach her head with yours, and gently kiss her a few times on her mouth. Hug her. (BTW, this the recommended way). By this time, if she is with you, you'll understand that she likes your company. If she didn't, you won't reach that stage. If she likes you (or love you - in the better case), she would more then hugs and kisses -- but don't hurry. You should have patience. You should reach the bed only by small steps. C. Phase I - "I like you" You (both) will start to say compliments to each other. Don't say you love her if you don't feel anything to her. Choose the right moment of doing so. Imagine the situation: You tell her "I Love you.". She, likes you very much, but the way to love is still long. She will be in shocking situation. If she'll say "I love you too" and she doens't mean it - you will both leave in lie. If she'll be silent, you will Probably have bad feelings -- "She doesn't love me at all.." You can say to her "I like you/your looks/your style." This isn't strong as "love". Love is very strong word. Don't use it when not needed. Some guys say to their girls that they love them - They think she will jump to the bed right a way. Although she will try to show you her greetings, don't expect to much. She's just a girl, and if she is between younger then 16. she's Probably virgin. Bring her flowers & presents some time - it will mean very much to her. If you like to write, write her love letters. Bring her audio cassette with love songs - she'll remember you and connect you to them. D. Phase II The body language You are now on the kings way. You should talk about sex by this time. Ask her what she thinks about it. (Don't involve doing sex with YOU). Ask her about sex generally. Ask her what is the appropriate age for doing it. Start investigating her body - only in one of your homes. After you kiss her you should get to a situation where you are laying one infront of another (on the bed) Let your hand travel over her body Don't touch between her legs - do the things in the order below. Sneak you hand under her skirt and pat her back. If she wears a bra put you hand under the stripe (the one above her back - but don't open it - let your hand travel under the bra surface and forward to her tits. Don't touch hard there - it hurts. If she resists get you hand out of there quickly. We will continue later with this. Give her 10 minutes of rest from the last event. Talk about something else. (Remember - Don't ask her why she resists. Just ignore.) Another area you should quest is her ass. Pat it gently - Stack you hand gently under her trousers and move your hand more deeply every time. She'll Probably resist or do sounds of disagreement. Remember - Even if she says she's not - She like your touches there. By this time you should be friends for 1-2 months or so - you know each other enough for those games. After few meets doing the above, you can try removing her bra. The fastest you do it-the better she won't say anything. Don't ask her too remove it by herself - You're on you own now. after you opened it, don't ask her to totally remove it (not at the first time, at least). Now it's a very important moment. Remember to close the lights, and get blanket from somewhere. Move you hand down to the area of her cunt. (all with clothes, of course). Pat her near it - but don't touch it directly. She'll bag in her mind from you to do it. After a few minutes of doing so, (Don't forget to kiss her all the times...she's not a sex machine) Move your hand directly to there. You might feel some bones there (and by this time you are wondering where the hall is) Don't ask her if it's good to her. It is. Your touch there is just like an electrical shock - it's very pleasuring. If she's OK, she will do the same to you, so you will both feel perfect understand of each other. She might resist to your touch, but -believe me- if you'll stop toucing there for a meet or so, she will curse herself. The next time you'll try - you won't hear a hiss. Now...open her trousers. If she'll resist ask her what she afraids from. What can possibly happen? Start patting her cunt harder and with circulating movements. (she is still with her underwear -- don't remove it!)Have patience and control yourself. If she'll like what you are doing there, and she's OK, she will do the same to you. Don't hide your erect penis. You can't. But she'll will be amazed from the quick reaction... Now your hand is there - circulating over her underwear. The best way of directly touching it is to "accidently" insert a finger under her underwear. (Do it from her legs side) She want resist...don't insert a finger in the hole - It can hurt even if she isn't virgin. Remove you fingers from there and insert full hand from her stomach side. Lay your forehand on her hair, and let the fingers play a little down there. Try to locate her clitoris - this is the mega power station of emotions... (Open the little lips of her cunt and travel up until they meet (the lips) there should be there an small organ (About 2-3 cm) - remember:Don't touch there to long - it is the most enjoying organ there, but it's not the only. Don't forget to kiss her all the times. You can lick her tits nipples (not all the girls will let you doing so in that stage)Kiss her under her neck and lick her hear. Continue touching her there. The lights are off, but try to look if her eyes are closed. If they are - she's enjoying. If not, continue patting her there - her eyes will be closed immediately. Try to concentrate on her (girls like attention) but if she wants to pleasure you let her doing so. Remember - don't expect to much from her. You are the leader in the bed. Try to give her an orgasm. A few minutes of direct squeezes at her clitoris will do. If it doesn't - ask her what will make her good there. Let her instruct you, but don't insist on it. If she has a serial of convulsions - she reached it (with your help of course). After that she will feel free to do it to you... After the next meet she will take a talk with you. She'll say that she don't like what you've reached ("..I think we are getting to much close to it..."). Ask her "What do you afraid of?? You had fun didn't you? Look. I don't rowing anywhere. I don't know if I want to it yet (I mean full sex)". She'll be convinced. She won't start with it when you are doing so- she have to much pleasure... You are both naked now, beside of your underwear (I hope). Now - lay on her. Curse the existence of your lower underwear - Loudly. Lay her on her back. Massage her for 10 minutes. Kiss her back. Now - Remove her underwear completely - she'll fill safe because she is on her stomach. (No danger of actual intercourse). Remove your pants. Lay on her (She still upside down -remember?) She will Probably feel great and hot. Rub your penis against her ass chicks. Say to her "would you like me to take some safety percations?". She'll say "What do you mean?" answer her: "I almost finished...". Pull a condom from somewhere (I bet it waited a long time...)and put it. Lay again over her and make some moves. Now - Rotate her so she'll lay on her back again. Lay over her. Fiddle with her cunt a little and try to insert your penis. If she'll say "don't insert" - say "ok", wait and retry. If it doesn't enter, open her lips with your two hands and try again. If she is virgin, it will Probably hurt her a little so please be patient and if you are powerful, wait for the next meet. (In the next meet throw your parents of your house for the day). If it still hurts her, try to expend her virgin membrane with your fingers. (There IS a hole there - even if she is totally virgin. All you have to do is expend it a little). What if it doesn't work - There are few possibilities: - You tried to move too forward with not too much time. - She's totally cold (Frigid). Find someone else. - She isn't ready yet. Convince her. "What do you have to loose?" remember that you must make yourself credit from hers side - She is afraid of pregnancy : Wait, or convince her that you will take a reliable anti-pregnancy device. (Tell her that you'll take condoms; If she's virgin, this is the only possibility). If she is totally afraid, but want to try sexual intercourse, convince her to take anti-pregnancy pills. It is vey hard for anyone to admit befor a strange person that you're making sexual intercoures; try to understand. BTW, the doctors usually don't "insert hands" today. (They just test blood pressure and heart beat rate) She will give you examples of girls that she READ about that used anti-pregnancy devices that failed; tell her "Did you hear about all the intercourses which didn't end with pregnancy ?" and "Why are you so negative about it? it's positive thing!" - If all above fails and she still don't want it, wait. or....merry her... All the procedure described here (From totally start) Should Take about 3 months. If you're thinking that you are moving to quick, slow the rate.

  29. Who knew about the march to city hall? by ciurana · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Quote:

    But open-source guru Bruce Perens, who marched alongside Tiemann, lamented that most technologists simply aren't paying attention. "It's obvious only a tiny bit of people from (LinuxWorld) turned out, and that presents a problem," he said. "Either they don't understand the issues or they have a business partnership that doesn't allow them to talk about it."

    I live in San Francisco and knew nothing of this march. My friends attending LWCE didn't know about this march. "Expected turn out of 20 to a 100" is bollocks. They didn't announce this in advance, or they'd had more participation. I could have gathered at leat 10 people to go with me. Yesterday I was working on a project *downtown*, so a stroll to city hall was very doable *if* we knew about it.

    Sheesh...

    E
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    http://eugeneciurana.com | http://ciurana.eu
    1. Re:Who knew about the march to city hall? by cide1 · · Score: 2

      sorry to burst your bubble of ignorance, but it has been announced everywhere like at:

      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/08/11/1356 22 1&mode=thread&tid=162

      and at:

      http://linuxtoday.com/news_story.php3?ltsn=2002- 08 -14-003-26-OS-LL-PB

      and just for kicks at:

      http://www.redhat.com/about/presscenter/2002/pre ss _alert_march.html

      Sorry, but people knew about this, and are afraid of being labeled extreme. To the average American who does not understand these issues, joining groups like the EFF is extreme, and marching on City Halls is extreme.

      --
      -- the computer doesn't want any beer, no matter how much you think it does. NEVER, EVER feed your computer beer.
    2. Re:Who knew about the march to city hall? by Resist148 · · Score: 1

      Well, there was a whole article about it on slashdot, posted last Sunday.

    3. Re:Who knew about the march to city hall? by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In the streets surrounding the convention center, I saw two flyers advocating other rallys (Not about linux or computers: One was regarding healthcare reform, the second was about the War on Terror).

      I wonder why Bruce & friends didn't put up similar flyers? Or heck, at least print something up for people in the .ORG pavillion.

      --
      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  30. You've Got To Fight For Your Right: +1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    to impeach the Cheney-Rumsfeld administration!

    Read more about how the babbler-in-chief
    is robbing Amerika at:

    The White House

    Thank you and have a marijuana inspired weeked.

  31. Re:I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    why are you mad? poor little child.

  32. Where are there pictures? by FurryFeet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anybody knows where can I find pictures of this expo? There's nothing on the site. I'm particularly curious to see Microsoft's booth...

    1. Re:Where are there pictures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://events.kde.org/info/lwce-sf-2002/pictures/

    2. Re:Where are there pictures? by taniwha · · Score: 1
      The M$ booth was pretty cheap - more like one of those you see from a struggling startup - it was against a 'wall' rather than in the center of the show (maybe they felt safer with their backs against the wall :-) and was about twice the size of the .org booths (KDE, FSF, Gnome etc). They had a fishbowl for biz cards to get an xbox and a blackboardish sort of display in the background promoting (as far as I could tell) ksh (I suspect they were really trying to establish their linux street creds).

      It was suprisingly packed - I had to take my eggs home, couldn't get a clear shot at all

  33. I AM MENTALLY ILL AND OFF MY MEDS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


  34. Hello handsome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I'm a 28 year old white male computer professional from Boston, MA.

    What I am looking for is a guy or a couple of guys interested in a rough cock-play with me. I want to be tied up by you and my balls and cock hurt really bad (I'm not into bloodsports so no cutting, slashing or piercing, though). Squeeze 'em, slap 'em and twist 'em. Make me beg for mercy.

  35. The big dogs fighting by teslatug · · Score: 2

    I can't help but feel that all this "fighting" among the big companies (e.g. Sun, IBM, HP, etc) is not going to end up well. It seems to me that there is a lot more interest on Linux right now, than there should be. Is there really enough market for all these big companies to make money? It would be a pity if they got all cranked up, found out that there isn't enough money for all of them, and gave up altogether on Linux and Open Source.
    The whole thing seems eerily familiar like the dot.com boom and subsequent crash.

    1. Re:The big dogs fighting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that in the OS markets the players are banking on a defined business model I.E sell hardware. Whereas the dot com's were banking on a fuzzy strategies at best I.E lets get traffic with all this investment money and then figure out how to make money on fluffybunnies.com. The dot coms that had a solid foundation survived the fallout and many went on to do fairly well. A good business model works no mater what the medium. Given that the vendor's models are sound. Sun makes the majority of its money off hardware / services, as does IBM where they did not make much margin was off of AIX etc... So it is logical that if they can replace those systems with a free system in which the community provides additional manpower then they can provide a system that supports their user base while minimize costs by reducing their labor pool.

    2. Re:The big dogs fighting by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      Is there really enough market for all these big companies to make money?

      Probably. If not now then soon there will be. I doubt we'll be able to avoid some of the distro companies going bankrupt though, in fact I'm amazed that so far there haven't been any high profile distro companies going under.

      One thing that irritates me is this reference to the slightly over 500,000 "server shipments" that Linux has, compared to several millions that Windows has. I seem to recall reading that Linux has 25% of the server market, and that was in 2000. IDC never released the figures for 2001 (why?) but this statistic about preinstalled server shipments is misleading. It makes it sound like Linux is way behind in the server arena when really (if IDC is telling the truth) it's not at all. I'd guess this is because most Linux server installs are not preshipped big corporate servers - instead being installed over Windows on a recycled box, or simply not a prebought industrial server. Am I right in this, can somebody clear up this apparently massive discrepancy?

    3. Re:The big dogs fighting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I found the TuxReports story about how the corporations didn't understand the Linux culture. KDE, X.org, and Debian treated the TR team well while the big companies blew them off.

      Followed this link from LinuxToday

      http://www.tuxreports.com/modules.php?op=modload &n ame=News&file=article&sid=1041&mode=thread&order=0 &thold=0

  36. TechTv by teslatug · · Score: 1

    Anybody know if there is a streaming/downloadable video of the TechTV report? I don't get TechTV in my area.

    1. Re:TechTv by Erik_Kahl · · Score: 1

      I've looked and find nothing. Perhaps someone captured the show on a tivo and could share it with the rest of us that way?

      Suggestions anyone?

  37. The bleedin' obvious by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 2

    "While they're spending money suing the monopolist, they're also feeding the monopolist with the other hand," Tiemann told the crowd.

    #include <MHO.o>

    I just can't understand why even the thickest politician cannot comprehend this. Purchasing from a company that's under Federal investigation makes about as much sense as hiring R. Kelly as a Girl Scout troop leader.

    --
    /*drunk.. fix later*/
    1. Re:The bleedin' obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what I can't understand is why the thickest /. poster doesn't understand that the government supports a huge amount of private industry and is the single most important economic factor in private industry. It is the JOB of government to support private industry and capitalism. If the entire gov. bailed on all private industry contants, our entire country would economicly collapse.

    2. Re:The bleedin' obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words the millions of government workers who are using Windows should be switched over-night to another OS. I'm glad you're not running for office.

    3. Re:The bleedin' obvious by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > > "While they're spending money suing the monopolist, they're also feeding the monopolist with the other hand," Tiemann told the crowd.
      >
      > #include <MHO.o>
      >
      > I just can't understand why even the thickest politician cannot comprehend this. Purchasing from a company that's under Federal investigation makes about as much sense as hiring R. Kelly [yahoo.com] as a Girl Scout troop leader.

      When the government sues Microsoft, it gets to spend lots of taxpayer dollars.

      When the government buys from Microsoft, it also gets to spend lots of taxpayer dollars.

      If the government's objective were to (a) have the best tool for the job, or (b) take a uniform principled stance for/against the company's business practices, this would be an inconsistency.

      From this, it's reasonable to conclude that neither (a) nor (b) can be the government's objective.

      I would note that if the government's ojective is (c) to spend as many taxpayer dollars as possible in every department in order to inflate headcounts and assure budgetary allocations of more taxpayer dollars next year, all inconsistencies vanishes, both from the government's point of view and from the taxpayer's point of view.

      The world makes a lot more sense when you stop using words like "taxpaying citizen" and "civil servant", and you start using words like "cow" and "farm hand".

    4. Re:The bleedin' obvious by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What part of under Federal investigation for criminal activity do you not grok?

      I *never* said that the Gov't should only use opensource or GPLd' software. I'm saying that it's absurd for a Gov't to purchase products from a company that is breaking their laws.

      --
      /*drunk.. fix later*/
    5. Re:The bleedin' obvious by Arandir · · Score: 1

      it's absurd for a Gov't to purchase products from a company that is breaking their laws.

      Why not? They're run by politicians that break the same laws they pass!

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    6. Re:The bleedin' obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You #include .h files, not .o files

      Wannabe

    7. Re:The bleedin' obvious by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 1

      You #include .h files, not .o files

      Fair enough. Good catch, though I don't know why you'd stay anonymous for that one. :) Just dealing with too many objects today for a $box_kernel that all I'm thinking is *.o.

      but I digress...

      --
      /*drunk.. fix later*/
  38. WASTE MORE POINTS MODDING ME UP, THEN DOWN. WHEE! by Subject+Line+Troll · · Score: -1
  39. Obviously by sulli · · Score: 2
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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  40. PLEASE REMAIN SILENT WHILE I WANK ...... DONE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  41. Re:MS comments in linuxworld... by karmawarrior · · Score: 1
    It's obviously a plug for Mono, which is an open source project subject to Microsoft's "guidance".

    Actually, in some senses they're right about their influence in a lot of the open source projects related to GNU/Linux. KDE and Gnome have been heavily influenced by Microsoft's designs, even if they're not following the exact same APIs the principles behind the technologies tend to be "copy, and try to improve, but copy first", and there does seem to be an attitude amongst mainstream open source developers that if Windows does it, then that's the way it has to be done. Including really ugly hacks like using filename extentions to determine what application opens what file (why in Slashdot's name is file meta data still not a part of the Unix desktop?), or attempts to clone the registry as per gconf.

    Whether I'd describe these as the "best" open source projects is another matter, however...

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    KMSMA (WWBD?)
  42. Way to go... by JimPooley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Quote from the article on the two dozen saddoes saunter...

    At one point, marchers came across a historical plaque that was sponsored by Microsoft. They groaned and quickly papered over the software giant's name with a bumper sticker

    Ah, Vandalism. Marvellous way to bring people around to your way of thinking...

    --

    "Information wants to be paid"
    1. Re:Way to go... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      Ah, Vandalism. Marvellous way to bring people around to your way of thinking...

      Hardly vandalism - that would imply that actually damaged the plaque. A bumper sticker can simply be unpeeled: what I want to know is, what did the sticker say?

      "Shit happens" perhaps? ;)

  43. Please ban another proxy, really, it helps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily been disabled. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner. If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down. If you think this is unfair, please email jamie@slashdot.org with your MD5'd IPID and SubnetID, which are "ebe8c67a1618cc03713c7f93dc3ea81a" and "0a7245123af6bd3ea6a389e34162ec02".

  44. Small fry... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Informative

    Linuxworld seemed like two conferences in one. There was the "Linux, the home-user and small office product" and then there was the "Linux, spend lots of money on this superduper mainframe".

    I'm small fry. I use linux at home, bug hunt for some OSS projects, administer linux & UNIX at a 60-person company. My linux world revolves around home users, small offices, and nonprofits.

    I couldn't even get anybody at the IBM, HP, AMD or RedHat booths to speak to me. They just wanted to scan my card and send me info. But when I asked simple questions ("So, tell me about the s390" "Do you have any server products for smaller offices or for nonprofits"?), the salespeople got huffy and would go pursue some bigger fish.

    It was like they could tell, just from my haircut, that I don't have $400,000,000 to blow on an s390 mainframe.

    Sun was the exception here. Out of all of the Big Business booths the folks in the Sun booth were really excited to show off their products to everyone. The Gnome 2.0 folks were thrilled to talk about small office users. The Cobalt Qube guys really wanted to show off the Qube interface.

    I spent a good amount of time in the .ORG pavillion. The folks there were mostly friendly and talkative, and seemed equally happy to talk with suits, end-users, or administrator types like me.

    --
    "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    1. Re:Small fry... by mrcparker · · Score: 1

      I have been at confences that Sun was at and I have always found that their people are always nice and ready to speak to anyone. It might have to do with the fact that quite a few Sun millionaires are hippies and that the company culture is still set a bit in the sixties.

    2. Re:Small fry... by drsoran · · Score: 1

      I couldn't even get anybody at the IBM, HP, AMD or RedHat booths to speak to me. They just wanted to scan my card and send me info. But when I asked simple questions ("So, tell me about the s390" "Do you have any server products for smaller offices or for nonprofits"?), the salespeople got huffy and would go pursue some bigger fish.

      Well, they only have a limited amount of time at the conference and there's no sense wasting it on someone who isn't going to buy their products. You'll get that from any conference though. Say you're with the Department of Energy or something and are interested in "workgroup" level hardware. They may bite and talk to you about their smaller solutions in the hope that you'll pass along the good word to your other departments that may be looking for enterprise level products. On the other hand, like you said, Sun seems good about talking to everyone. I guess they just have better sales weasels.

  45. But what about my lunch tab? by Spencerian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't want to dampen the Linux love fest at all, but I want to know if any attendees picked up a Mac OS X user's lunch tab while they were there.

    Lunch in SF can be pretty expensive, and Mac users have already given their shirt to buy a Macintosh, so... :)

    --
    Vos teneo officium eram periculosus ut vos recipero is.
  46. Mistakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next time they should use Linux/apache for their webserver not windows 98....

    Check out netcraft.... www.linuxworldexpo.com

  47. Taco by JohnG · · Score: 2

    Is it just me or does CmdrTaco look alot like a bigger version of professional wrestler Spike Dudley? They seem to share the same facial type and expressions.

  48. I used to worry more about fragmentation by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    These are the same folk who fragmented Unix with all their infighting. But I have since come to the conclusion that it is the GPL which prevents fragmentation. *BSD are just as good in the big picture, yet don't get the press and publicity, and to some extent, don't get the community support. Methinks it is because the BSD license allows proprietary forking, the GPL doesn't. Sometimes I waver a bit and wonder how much personality clashes have to do with it, but there are just as "ownery" ones in the GPL camp. I always come back to the license. Long Live the FSF and GPL!

  49. Looking for Names? by Morris+Schneiderman · · Score: 1

    They may not have been there to show anything.

    At many conferences, exhibitors have access to the names and other information about ALL the registered attendees.

  50. Taco on TechTV by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2


    Ya know, I never thought much about who or what kinda person Taco is in real life cause, frankly, it really didn't matter that much. But, I decided to flip on the tube and catch the TechTV deal with Taco and Gamara, just cause it seemed kinda nifty after reading so much on /. . I hit a brick wall (or something along those lines) when Taco mentioned that in his attempt to play NWN, he had installed XP 12 times on a box... 12 times... twelve freaking times. ??? What was he doing? Smashing the HD with a hammer during the install process? I mean, come on. I thought this guy was supposed to be halfway intelligent, but he can't even figure out how to get XP working after even a couple installs? Heck, even I typically get 99% of the Windows boxes I set up going after the first try. XP is not hard to install at all (even with some really odd components, they just might not work right away) - MS has made it that way on purpose. I believe he mentioned a few hardware failures (something about having to replace the MB and perhaps another component), and this is all fine and dandy, but I find it hard to believe that in the process of setting up an XP machine he ran into 11 hardware failures. In all of the computers I have ever built and set up, I think I've run into maybe 2 or 3 hardware failures during even the first year of operation (which included at least 1, perhaps 2, failures due to power interuptions from the power company). Maybe he was trying to set up the box during a storm, outside, in the rain, with the covers off all the time, I might understand that. Anyhow, just thought I'd say something about that cause I found it rather ludicrous. For anyone who wasn't able to catch the episode, don't spend a whole lot of time trying to find some way to view it, there really wasn't much substance in the interview. A couple comments were made about a prototype of a new folding, pda-type gadget at LWCE were made (which looked rather cool) but no hands-on reviews were allowed by that company. And then they talked briefly about 64 bit stuff, but that was about it - nothing you can't find online without much effort.

    Note: I've setup Windows, OpenBSD, FreeBSD, and various Linux distro boxes before, and the only major install problems I ran into were with some of the Linux and Windows boxes not recognizing some hardware (some normal hardware with Linux, and some oddball stuff with Windows). And Taco, if you're really having all sorts of troubles setting up an XP box, just bring it over to my house, I can get it going for ya, and I'll let you slide on the labor costs this one time.

    1. Re:Taco on TechTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've tried to install XP 3 times on one of my systems. Each time it failed, complaining that the drive was corrupt. Windows 98, which has been running on that box for like 2 years, never encountered any such "corruption". Neither did scandisk or partition magic, each run about 3 times.

    2. Re:Taco on TechTV by irix · · Score: 2

      I thought this guy was supposed to be halfway intelligent, but he can't even figure out how to get XP working after even a couple installs?

      Well, installed XP for my dad over top of 98 (I told him not to bother with XP, but anyways...) and it was unstable as hell, MOHAA would crash constantly, etc. This is on a 2 year old stock Dell system.

      So, I backed up his data and reformatted the drive, and tried again. Same results.

      Finally, I start pulling components out of the system. After numerous tries, I finally figure out that XP doesn't like one of his DIMMs. No problems under 98, but somehow XP was crapping out.

      Trust me, you don't laugh at other people having problems with their PC, you feel sorry for them.

      --

      Do you even know anything about perl? -- AC Replying to Tom Christiansen post.
  51. Did they wear bulletproof vests? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were an employee at MSFT and someone asked me to go to LinuxWorld as an rep.
    I'd say "hell fuck no! ..I'm not suicidal"

    Were the poor MSFT guys that were forced to go to LinuxWorld shivering and wearing a bulletproof vests?

  52. To avoid confrontation... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    Give out free hardware.

    They should've given out some Intellimouse Explorers. The whole conference would've flocked there, happy to receive one of M$'s few decent products.

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    retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
  53. Were MS reps wearing bulletproof vests? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were an employee at MSFT and someone asked me to go to LinuxWorld as an rep.
    I'd say "hell fuck no! ..I'm not suicidal"

    Were the poor MSFT guys that were forced to go to LinuxWorld shivering and wearing a bulletproof vests?

    They should get a balls award or something.

  54. Inept lobbying by Animats · · Score: 4, Insightful
    That's one of the most ineffective attempts at affecting government I've ever heard of. It's so incompetent that it makes one think that Microsoft secretly backed it to make the open source community look stupid.

    Ten to twenty people, many of whom aren't from San Francisco, "march" on the San Francisco City Hall for a state issue. Nobody from City Hall meets them there. That is so clueless.

    It would be a lot more effective to find some application San Francisco is running, badly, on closed source, and help them out. (Hint: the City Assessor's office is a mess.) SF tax revenues are way down since the dot-com thing tanked, and some help might be welcome. Once you get one or two successes, hold a press conference.

    Just publicly donating a copy of Red Hat (since Red Hat's CTO was behind this) to the city, with the explaination that "you can make all the copies you want", made with suitable press coverage, would be more effective.

    1. Re:Inept lobbying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems there is a good reason that Tiemann is a Chief Technical Officer, and not a marketing or public-relations guy :)

  55. Thank you Bruce by InodoroPereyra · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I thought I should say this loud. Bruce Perens is becoming one of the public persons I respect the most. He is resigning from a comfortable position at HP in order to be able to be more active in politics, and he wants to be politically active in order to defend the public interest, and ideals like freedom.

    Most people have unfortunately ethics a posteriori. They (we) do whatever benefits them (us), and then find an ethical justification for whatever we do or we are. He is going the other around.

    Bruce, let me just say thank you. People like you make this world a little nicer :-)

    1. Re:Thank you Bruce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dislike that you're feading his monsterous ego; I too used to respect Bruce, but that was before I got to know who he _really_ is.
      RMS, Perens, and the goatse.cx troll is probably the same twisted person with a disociative identity disorder.

    2. Re:Thank you Bruce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not giving up a comfy job, he's only giving up some so-so benefits (HP benefits are nearly as nice as they once were) by going contract. He'll still be working for HP and still getting paid by HP, but the IRS won't classify him as an employee so no benefits, but also less risk for HP. I'm sure he makes enough money that benefits really aren't a big issue (it doesn't take much, most employers far exaggerate the value of their benefits, something you don't find out until you try going it alone).

  56. Just a quick gripe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm getting awefully tired of hearing MS bitch about how the government shouldn't madate the use of open source in government offices. I wanted to point out that currently there are government mandates that force it's employees into the software that they use currently.

    I'm annoyed that they are trying to make it sound like "*gasp* now government installations won't have a choice on the software that they use?!? Why that's unfair to other software vendors!" When the United States Marine Corps, for example, is required to run Windows 2000, (or get there as soon as financially possible) by mandate of something or another. Any variation has to be specifically approved.

    But I suppose painting the picture like it truely is - They want to keep the MS mandate rather than OS - isn't a very strong or compelling argument and certainly doesn't gain my sympathy.

  57. Too politcal vs. too productive by heroine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's understandable to be too productive to be someone else's employee because you're not being most efficiently utilized, but being too political to be someone else's employee is a different story. Maybe you should look at the Santa Clara unemployment rate and figure out if political inclination is as underutilized as it feels, before resigning from HP.

    1. Re:Too politcal vs. too productive by bhsx · · Score: 1

      It's that his politics don't agree with theirs. HP stopped Bruce from doing the DVD demo at the encryption convention, which he was doing to point out how the DMCA protects stupidity. About two days later HP sited the DMCA while trying to stop a press release on a security bug in HP-UX iirc. I'm sure he's just being rational and trying not to burn that bridge.

      --
      put the what in the where?
  58. Small Important Steps by billycub · · Score: 1

    Yes, it was a small step and probably had no effect on legislators -- but it was still a step in the right direction.

    I think if there had been ten people walking the floor of the show either handing out flyers or just loudly announcing the march, a lot more people might have joined in. It needed to be better publicized!!

    So next year, let's do it again and bring signs and bullhorns. There are really vocal paid lobbyists for the other side; it's time that we made some noise of our own.

    And besides, it was a lot of fun!

  59. Article posted on Sunday on /. -- ? by ciurana · · Score: 2

    OK, so it was posted on Sunday on /.

    First, I don't believe it was posted on the main entrance screen. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't recall seeing it. And I did check /. *once* on Sunday evening.

    Second, why post it on a fsck -ng Sunday??? It would've got more exposure during the wk, with a gentle reminder on Slashback or somthing.

    Third, there just wasn't more awareness here. The BALUG page didn't say a thing about it either.

    Cheers!

    E

    --
    http://eugeneciurana.com | http://ciurana.eu
  60. TechTV: Tub o' Taco by Great+Malinko · · Score: 0

    It looks like Taco is no longer that skinny
    obnoxious brat he once was.

    Now he's a fat obnoxious bastard.

    1. Re:TechTV: Tub o' Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He looked positively svelte compared to Gamara.

  61. Somewhat different point of view. by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    I think that if you're going to compete with somebody and try to prove your tech is better you should at least know what are you competing against!

    Almost every Linux geek, excepting maybe the ones who only used other UNIX systems will be gladly rant for hours about the horrors of the WinAPI, MFC, the huge limitations of VB or the way it works. I think MS should have sent somebody who knew well both technologies and was able to answer serious questions. For example, if I came to the MS booth and asked if Windows had a mmap(2) equivalent and got a blank stare then I definitely wouldn't get a good impression.

    What's the point of sending a bunch of people if they don't know enough about Linux to be able to say "See, this is why our system is better and it's worth spending money on it!"?

    1. Re:Somewhat different point of view. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they were there to sell Unix Services for NT - which is MS's equivalent of cygwin. The point of their presence wasn't to say dump, linux, use winders. It was to say, if you are using winders, and need it to be more like linux, use Unix Services.

    2. Re:Somewhat different point of view. by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Cool, but in that case it would be even more logical for them to know Linux stuff. Linux isn't that different from other UNIXes. If it's like cygwin then it probably implements things like system calls, so those people still should know about it, and questions about what Linux concepts exist in Unix Services are even more logical.

  62. Sun Linux update by DavidBurns · · Score: 2, Informative

    My company has done some market research for Sun, and we attended Sun's VIP Day presentations at LinuxWorld.

    Here is some information I gleaned from the presentations, Sun's website, and the LX50 documentation:

    Kernel version: 2.4.9-31

    Apache version: 1.3.22

    Tomcat 3.2.1

    J2SE SDK 1.4

    SunOne ASP (Chilisoft ASP) 3.6.2

    Red Hat 7.2 ships with the 2.4.7 kernel and with Apache 1.3.20, so Sun has done some buffing of the distribution. It may be 7.2 with errata applied. 2.4.9-31 is Red Hat's recommended kernel for 7.2; it closes the zlib vulnerability.

    The Sun/Chilisoft ASP support normally sells for $495.

    For more information, see our market brief.

  63. next time try using English.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF...
    Try again, using English that is understandable.
    damn non-native speakers...

  64. The simple solution by Catskul · · Score: 2

    The simple solution (although expensive) is to get each geek a PDA with wireless internet access. That way they can keep in touch and check up on their machines... kind of like a baby monitor.

    --

    Im not here now... Im out KILLING pepperoni
    1. Re:The simple solution by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      but then you have a bunch of people looking down the entire time, bumping into each other, wondering aimlessly into the street, etc.

      --
      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    2. Re:The simple solution by glh · · Score: 1

      A wearable computer might work...

  65. commodity by Catskul · · Score: 2
    Yes there is a big enough market from IBM, HP (and maybe Sun)...

    The reason they are intrested in linux is because IBM, and HP sell hardware. They are intrested in Linux because when software is free it becomes a commodity thereby increasing the value of the complement product, hardware, which they sell.

    So the bigger and more user maintained the Linux community becomes the less it costs IBM, HP and Sun to make sure Linux is a viable option, and a good reason for them to cooperate.

    --

    Im not here now... Im out KILLING pepperoni
  66. BSD daemon tattoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I'm curious if anyone else saw the girl with the BSD daemon tattoo, and if perhaps someone knows her name in the interests of tracking her down and proposing. :P

    Andrew

  67. Perens bails again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh what a fucking surprise. Something does not go his way and he walks off, I am sooo shocked. _every_ fucking time the going gets tough Bruce starts running like a West Virginian teenage girl from her dad.

  68. Sun is better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sun doesn't require their contractors to piss in a bottle. Perhaps that's one reason why they have better people; and I've worked at both places, several times.

  69. Slander !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Please don't slander me like that, I will have to sue you if you do.

    Thanks,

    The Goatse.cx Troll

  70. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  71. microsoft booth rooted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fwiw one of the boxes at the microsoft stand was rooted and rebooted with red hat 7.3

    pics of it all are floating around somewhere...