Slashdot Mirror


Man Conquers Space

dirtyhank writes "Half a century ago space exploration was the ultimate adventure and a team headed by Wernher von Braun dreamed about it for Colliers Magazine. Their vision of the future to come was too optimistic though and we haven't made to Mars yet. Now the dreamers are some people in Australia trying to produce Man Conquers Space, a documentary based on the premise that all that had been proposed in the early 1950's in Colliers actually came to pass - and sooner than they expected."

164 comments

  1. Tomorrow's follow-up story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Man wants bigger welfare check, retreats from space"

    1. Re:Tomorrow's follow-up story by bbartee · · Score: 1

      You're saying that social justice is the opposite of space exploration? Interesting. Wrong, but interesting. Whatever doctrine you subscribe to that says improving the conditions of other people is a retreat, it is leading towards your own inhumanity. Please, please re-think this for your own sake. ...Bill

    2. Re:Tomorrow's follow-up story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're saying that there is such a thing as "social justice." Interesting. Wrong, but interesting. Society does not owe material goods to its members. The system works like this. I do something for someone and in return other people do something for me. How much it is liked is scored. The score is called money. What you suggest is socialism. Socialism has killed over 100million people in the last year.

  2. Man Conquers Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What, all of it?

  3. More on C.B.s space art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Came up on aldaily.com a couple days ago:
    http://www.americanheritage.com/it/2002/01/s pacear t.shtml

  4. Yet another Sci-Fi by Rellik66 · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what Star Trek, Red Dwarf, and Star Wars is for?

    --

    Too many zeros, not enough ones

    1. Re:Yet another Sci-Fi by Syre · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I dunno about you, but I was all choked up just watching the teaser trailer (I was also amazed I *could* watch it and it hadn't been /.ed yet).

      Maybe you had to grow up then. I remember staying home from school to see the Gemini flights, when they were spacewalking for the first time. And then watching the moon landing on the neighbor's TV (we were in the country in Vermont and didn't have one there).

      People were astonished that it had happened. Even people who intellectually knew it was possible somehow on some level never expected it to really come true.

      And then after the moon landings, and after JFK's promise (to put a man on the moon "in this decade")had been fulfilled... nothing.

      Sure there was Spacelab, made from leftover Saturn V parts, and there was Apollo/Soyuz, which I never saw the point of, even though it was very politically significant, because nothing *new* was being done there in terms of space travel.

      But after Apollo, the space program was cut back. Way back. The fact that the Shuttle program got going at all was nearly a miracle. And the shuttle design we have now, the one with the horrible semi-reusable solid fuel boosters and the ultra-expensive non-reusable tank was a political compromise due entirely to budget cuts and funding limits. The real shuttle design was fully reusable and much safer: no uncontrollable solid boosters to blow up.

      The reason seeing this preview choked me up was because it brought back to me the thought that, yes, we could have done it. We could have put those space stations up, we could have gone to Mars. We could have done so much more than we did in space. Instead, the money was spent on military hardware.

    2. Re:Yet another Sci-Fi by idiot/savant · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you, but I was all choked up just watching the teaser trailer (I was also amazed I *could* watch it and it hadn't been /.ed yet).

      Maybe you had to grow up then. I remember staying home from school to see the Gemini flights, [...]

      Lucky you. But for a lot of us, it was all over before we were born.

      Idiot/Savant
    3. Re:Yet another Sci-Fi by jcam2 · · Score: 1

      And if the billions had been spend to put a man
      (or permanent base) on mars, or launch a fleet
      of space stations .. what would that have
      achieved for the average person on earth?
      Bugger all.

      The entire apollo program was about as useful
      as the construction of the pyramids.
      Technically amazing, but totally useless in
      practical terms. Maybe NASA should have faked
      the moon landings - would it really have made
      any difference?

      ( Not that the billions spent on military hardware
      were a good idea either .. )

    4. Re:Yet another Sci-Fi by Verteiron · · Score: 2

      The single most important thing that humanity can do is get off this planet. Do we have problems in society that could use the extra money gained by dismantling the space program? Probably. But all the money in the world isn't going to help when (not if) the next asteroid comes along and blows us all to kingdom come. If humanity intends to survive on the long term, our absolutely highest goal must be to spread somewhere else.

      No, it doesn't help the average person. But if it isn't done, sooner or later there will BE no more average people.

      --
      End of lesson. You may press the button.
    5. Re:Yet another Sci-Fi by phillymjs · · Score: 2

      I dunno about you, but I was all choked up just watching the teaser trailer.

      If you're hungry for more, read Voyage. It's the story of a manned Mars mission conceived after the moon landings, and finally coming to fruition in 1986, championed by JFK (who was only wounded in Dallas in 1963).

      ~Philly

    6. Re:Yet another Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean "should have faked"? The moon landings were about as real as a stripper's tits.

    7. Re:Yet another Sci-Fi by iJed · · Score: 1

      Anyone with the most basic astronomy knowledge can debunk the stupid claims that the moon landing was faked. My personal favorite claim is the one where the say the stars are not visible in any of the pictures on the moon. Maybe the existance of stars is also faked since they are NOT visible during the day on Earth.

    8. Re:Yet another Sci-Fi by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2

      Thats right! Completely useless! I don't need the superglue that they used to put my car together, or the weather proof materials they make huge buildings out of, or that make my airplane rides safer and swimming pools last long enough to be worth having. And I wish my computer only had the power of a calculator. All of these things are just worthless crap: technically amazing, but totally useless in practical terms.

      And FORGET all the processes we have developed to package and freeze food for long trips as a result of NASA. Refrigeration was good enough, and when people go into the deserts of third world countries, they can just eat raisins and rice.

      Do you know why the government started putting much more money (than before that) into Universities after WWII? Because they realized that the atomic bomb was the result of "silly physicists" working in labs on things that were "technically amazing, but totally useless in practical terms." Good ideas abound when there is a way to cultivate them, and sometimes they are very fruitful. Also, necessity (of getting the job done, in this case) is the mother of invention.

      --
      Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
    9. Re:Yet another Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that...

      It wasn't just in the US either. Here in Australia at Woomera we had the busiest test range in the world outside the superpowers. Helped pioneer re-entry vehicle technology (used on both ICBMs and Project Mercury), built Mach 3 ramjet missiles, conducted early hypersonic research, launched a couple of satellites and via Eldo set the foundations for Ariane. My great dream as a kid was to work there.

      And now it's a detention centre for asylum seekers...

    10. Re:Yet another Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was also lucky enough to be a kid during that amazing period. The US moon program seemed so relentless and effortless: Mercury/Redstone, Mercury/Atlas, Gemini, Gemini/Agena, Saturn, Apollo earth orbit, Apollo 8 round the moon, then the moon landings. And along the line the moon probes: first Ranger series (failure), second Ranger series (kamikaze photo probes), Surveyer.

      And then nothing...

      Perhaps NASA was its own worst enemy by making it appear so easy. Apollo 18 and 19 were scrapped when virtually all the hardware was ready, saving a relative pittance. Would they have been so readily cancelled if anyone had realised that thirty years later we still wouldn't be back to the moon or even planning to go? That the (in current terms) couple of hundred million saved would require *tens of billions* to rebuild the expertise from scratch?

      Then there was the Space Shithole... When it was obvious that the money wouldn't be there to do the job properly, NASA should have stuck with expendable boosters. It has failed and failed disastrously in the sole justification for a reusable launch vehicle: lowered launch costs. An upgraded Gemini on top of a man-rated Titan 3 or 4 AFAIC would have done virtually everything the Shuttle has at far lower cost. As it was the delays in the Shuttle caused the loss of Skylab (one of the first Shuttle missions was to boost Skylab to a higher orbit).

      Don't forget that the dream lived on for some time after in the USSR. Having missed out on the moon, their remarkable long-term space station missions were laying the foundations to Mars. But of course that died with the disintegration of the USSR (no problem with that!) and the following terminal collapse of the economy (which I think could have been avoided had a nation that hadn't known capitalism for three generations not been pushed into free-market cold turkey).

      Anyhow, the situation as I see it is:

      USA: hamstrung by Space Shuttle economics and the ISS only proceeding as a pork-barrel project. ISS looking unlikely to be finished for years due to funding problems. Overall NASA cultural problem in manned spaceflight since Apollo of dreaming up Rolls-Royce solutions on a Mini budget. Memo to NASA: the days of Apollo-era funding are *not* going to return, m'key?

      Russia: has the track record in manned spaceflight and particularly in space stations, and is used to working on tight budgets. Has the pool of scientific and technical talent to make it work. Too bad the economy's a basket case...

      ESA: relied on the US for its manned facilities (Spacelab, now ISS). Silly boys... Excellent unmanned scientific program on a limited budget. Awfully long lead time if they want to get into space ('tho I understand Ariane 5 is man-rated) and they probably couldn't get the money.

      Which leaves us with...

      China: fastest growing economy in the world. Substantial rocket program and rapidly growing scientific and technical manpower base. Happy to receive technical assistance from Russia (unlike NASA's NIH attitude). New kid on the block anxious to raise its national prestige. Working on a budget, but economic growth will take care of that over time. Anxious to get manned flight right first time. Folks, this is where the hope lies (and who knows, if the Chinese start making noises about moon landings it might get the US program going seriously again...)

  5. We live in a money-centered world... by matusa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...and unfortunantely we will not be venturing into space until it is commercially viable to do so.

    There's a whole slew of phrases like 'when in rome, do as the romans do' or 'the best way to change a system is from the inside'

    I'm afraid we're just going to have to accept this fact (that space exploration won't get another kick 'til it makes people money), and work towards making new propulsion systems, more efficient systems, etc. until we get to this point, then hopefully awareness will increase and people will get excited about space exploration for the sake of space exploration again (after it has blown up again for the sake of money).

    Of course, a miracle (or a disaster) could cause this to go another way

    Call me a pessimist, or even a defeatist, but this is how I see things.

    Kind of like when a bacterial culture gets week strains weeded out in a tough time, maybe this can be good... if it doesn't kill everything.

    1. Re:We live in a money-centered world... by sebi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay: Pessimist! Defeatist!

      What I want to believe with all my heart is that there are, and will be, generations of hackers to work on such a project "Because We Can"(TM). Back in the cold war days these hackers received a lot of public funding. Right now they are on their own. But that doesn'tstop them from trying.

    2. Re:We live in a money-centered world... by Soft · · Score: 3, Interesting
      ...and unfortunantely we will not be venturing into space until it is commercially viable to do so.

      It could be, right now. Some people are already paying millions of dollars for a seat in the ISS, more would shell out a few tens of thousands for a suborbital parabolic flight, which a few companies are working towards. "Real" access to space is currently viewed as "way too expensive" because it's the way NASA does it, and people use it as a reference. It's not the technology, see Rand Simberg's recent column, We Don't Need No Stinkin' Technology.

      As for why NASA (and some other government agencies) does it that way, beyond the near-mythical "why have one when you can have one for the price of two", the previous one, Pork Versus Vision, could be interesting. Or Stephen Baxter's "Voyage", which describes an alternate reality in which the US go all the way up to Mars as early as 1986, but (as opposed to this documentary) with a realistic view about politics. (You want Mars? OK, scrap this Space Shuttle thing, Apollo 15-20, and you have just enough Saturn V rockets for a single mission; what more do you want? A space station? Get real, Vietnam is expensive, we need the money for serious things!)

    3. Re:We live in a money-centered world... by idiot/savant · · Score: 1

      ...and unfortunantely we will not be venturing into space until it is commercially viable to do so.

      Don't give up hope yet - there's always the Chinese. The US DoD estimates that they're only 18 months away from a manned flight (they're on the verge of their fourth test of the Shenzhou capsule), and their putting a man in space may force the US into a second space race.

      But absent that sort of international pissing contest, yes, we'll have to wait till it's profitable - whenever that may be.

      Idiot/Savant

    4. Re:We live in a money-centered world... by idiot/savant · · Score: 1

      Stephen Baxter's "Voyage", which describes an alternate reality in which the US go all the way up to Mars as early as 1986

      Or you could try Allen Steele's The Tranquility Alternative, an alternate history in which the dreams of Ley and von Braun were realised (and described in loving detail by the author).

      Idiot/Savant
    5. Re:We live in a money-centered world... by antirename · · Score: 3, Interesting

      An international pissing contest with the Chinese, if it took the form of a new space race, might actually be productive. Much more useful in terms of advancing our technology (if we could avoid giving it to them for free/letting them steal it) than squabbling with them over a plane that one of their hotdog pilots crashed into. China has big plans and their military talks like they have big balls... let them take a shot at space. If they try to militarize it, and they say that they want to develop anti-sat technology and deploy it, that would force the U.S. to follow suit. NASA with a military scale budget? New arms race in space? I bet that would give the space program a big boost. And no, I'm not saying that militarizing space is a good thing, but I personally think that's what is going to happen. If you think that the only reason the Chinese are interested in space is research and prestige you should read some of their military's views on unconventional warfare, space, and the United States.

    6. Re:We live in a money-centered world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... you live in a money-centric COUNTRY. Why do Americans insist on using the word 'world' when they mean to use the word 'country'????? whaver you may believe, the world does NOT look up to America for guidance/leadership, the US president is NOT the leader of the world, American laws do NOT apply outside US borders and the world at large does NOT aspire to be like you; they have much higher goals than that.

    7. Re:We live in a money-centered world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, and it would be exactly the historical dynamic that led to the US vs USSR space race.

      Remember the Boeing Dynasoar? Remember the MOL Gemini-based space station? Both USAF space projects, not civilian ones.

    8. Re:We live in a money-centered world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, sorry, all I see in the two columns you link to is a lot of hand-waving. Particularly the second one; his vision of an HTOL SSTO system so reliable and controllable that it doesn't need a range safety officer is what we'd all like and what the Space Shuttle and X33 were supposed to achieve.

      And instead we wound up with the current Space Shuttle, an obscenely expensive half-measure.

  6. Time for... by Perdo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    A good old fashioned barn raising...

    I mean server raising...

    Or is that razeing...

    Heck with it, let the slashdotting commence!

    --

    If voting were effective, it would be illegal by now.

  7. Lame by ihoppancakes · · Score: 0

    "Their vision of the future to come was too optimistic though and we haven't made to Mars yet"

    We haven't 'made it' to Mars yet because dopey website editors aren't in charge of space policy - thankfully.

  8. Wernher von Braun by JanMark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Should Wernher von Braun be honored like this? I think he was an opportunist, he new what his work was used for by the Germans during WWII.

    --
    -- (:> jms cs.vu.nl (_) --"---
    1. Re:Wernher von Braun by gowen · · Score: 1
      Don't call him hypocritical
      Say rather `apolitical'
      "Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down,
      It's not my department" says Werner von Braun.

      -- Tom Lehrer
      --
      Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
    2. Re:Wernher von Braun by madhippy · · Score: 1

      ... who cares where they come down?

      I guess the (approx) 2700 killed and 6500 people seriously injured might ...

    3. Re:Wernher von Braun by karm13 · · Score: 1
      some estimates say 20.000 died during the production of the 6.000 V2 rockets, by accidents, desease, death marches and mass executions. that does of course not include the people that were hit by the rockets.

      the nasa biography of his somehow misses that page.

      --

      --
      making up good sigs is a hard thing to do.
    4. Re:Wernher von Braun by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      "Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down, It's not my department" says Werner von Braun.

      He would make a great large-org PHB.

      "Who cares if the customers cannot use our new memory enhancements because the software won't manage it right. Software is not my department."

    5. Re:Wernher von Braun by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      So then JanMark sez:
      "Should Wernher von Braun be honored like this? I think he was an opportunist, he new what his work was used for by the Germans during WWII."

      The conversation between Dr. von Braun and some Nazi big wig went something like this:

      "Herr von Braun. You can work for us and develop your cunning little rockets, and do keep in mind that failure will NOT be tolorated, or, you and your entire family will be shipped off to a concentration camp and executed as traitors to the Fatherland."

      So, JanMark, if YOU were in von Braun's position, just what would YOU have done?

      --
      Guaranteed! This comment 100% Anthrax free!
    6. Re:Wernher von Braun by gowen · · Score: 1
      I guess the (approx) 2700 killed and 6500 people seriously injured might
      Well, duh. Its called "Humour".
      --
      Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
    7. Re:Wernher von Braun by geoswan · · Score: 2
      The conversation between Dr. von Braun and some Nazi big wig went something like this:

      "Herr von Braun. You can work for us and develop your cunning little rockets, and do keep in mind that failure will NOT be tolorated, or, you and your entire family will be shipped off to a concentration camp and executed as traitors to the Fatherland."

      Wasn't von Braun himself a member of the Nazi party? And as manager of a big research projects, wasn't he himself a big wig?

      Wouldn't that VB himself a Nazi big wig?

    8. Re:Wernher von Braun by JanMark · · Score: 1

      > So, JanMark, if YOU were in von Braun's position, just what would YOU have done?
      Well, I sure as hell would not try my best, I would not have asked Hitler for more money. I assure you my rockets would never have come off the ground. (But that could also be due to lack of talent :-)
      As an aside, I seriously doubt if he would have been threatened with deportation to a concentration camp. But threatened he will have been, /after/ he showed the ability to build those rockets.

      --
      -- (:> jms cs.vu.nl (_) --"---
    9. Re:Wernher von Braun by jonerik · · Score: 2

      Actually, my mom knew von Braun when she was a girl. After her father died in '52 she spent a lot of time living with her uncle and his family. He was an Air Force colonel involved with rocket research and was something of a liason between the Air Force and captured German rocket scientists. She said they were over at his house pretty regularly and that she personally liked von Braun, for what that's worth; that he used to do little magic tricks with coins for her and her cousins.

  9. I can't resist ... by ascii · · Score: 2, Funny

    quoting the Tom Lehrer tune as found at http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/vonbraun. htm

    Wernher von Braun:
    And what is it that put America in the forefront of the nuclear nations? And what is it that will make it possible to spend twenty billion dollars of your money to put some clown on the moon? Well, it was good old American know how, that's what, as provided by good old Americans like Dr. Wernher von Braun!

    Gather 'round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun,
    A man whose allegiance
    Is ruled by expedience.
    Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown,
    "Ha, Nazi, Schmazi," says Wernher von Braun.

    Don't say that he's hypocritical,
    Say rather that he's apolitical.
    "Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
    That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun.

    Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
    But some think our attitude
    Should be one of gratitude,
    Like the widows and cripples in old London town,
    Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.

    You too may be a big hero,
    Once you've learned to count backwards to zero.
    "In German oder English I know how to count down,
    Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher von Braun.

    --
    naah sig schmig
    1. Re:I can't resist ... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      What would happen if US military aerospace workers stopped working on something because they did not like the president's armament deployment decisions?

      You pretty much have to be apolitical to be in the weapons business.

      Curious, though. I wonder if anybody interviewed victims of Nazi rockets during the Apollo 11 celebrations.

    2. Re:I can't resist ... by alext · · Score: 2

      Well, I can imagine what it might have been like. An interview with my Mum could have gone something like this:

      "So what do you think about Werner von Brown's team having got to the moon?"

      "Oh, very impressive, a marvellous achievement. Werner who?"

      "The guy who invented the V2, the one that landed in your back garden when you were at school."

      "Oh, doodlebugs."

      "No, not doodlebugs, the other kind."

      "What was that then? We only saw doodlebugs."

      "Well, that's because the other ones were travelling so fast you couldn't see or hear them."

      etc.

      Basically

      a) W von B isn't that notorious as a Nazi villain with her generation because his rockets came so late in the war and there was some secrecy and confusion about what they were.

      and

      b) NASA kept pretty quiet about W von B's contribution. As a 6 yr old I tried to read a lot about it but don't remember seeing a mention of him.

    3. Re:I can't resist ... by DerekLyons · · Score: 2
      a) W von B isn't that notorious as a Nazi villain with her generation because his rockets came so late in the war and there was some secrecy and confusion about what they were.
      No. Von Braun is not a notorious Nazi villain because he was neither a Nazi, or a villian. Nor was there any secrecy or confusion about what the V2 was.
      b) NASA kept pretty quiet about W von B's contribution. As a 6 yr old I tried to read a lot about it but don't remember seeing a mention of him.
      No. In the late 1950s and through the 1960's Von Braun was widely known, and widely mentioned, and widely interviewed. Either your memories are wrong, or you read the wrong thing as every single contemporary account of space travel and exploration I have in my collection (80+ volumes) mentions Von Braun.
    4. Re:I can't resist ... by alext · · Score: 2

      Anybody who worked for the Nazis could reasonably be considered a "Nazi villain". These days, we have a pretty flexible notion of terrorist, for example.

      V2 attacks were initially described as gas explosions by the British government in order not to ascribe high-technology prowess to the Nazis. This didn't fool the public for long though, and they became known as 'flying gas mains'.

      Exhaustive and infallible though your sources of knowledge may be, as specialist publications they do not necessarily reflect what appeared in the mainstream media.

  10. Same story, different spirit. by iq+in+binary · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Star Trek, Red Dward, and Star Wars is nothing but opera. Only the most pessimistic of people can even begin to tender the idea you just did. The people over in Australia are not about story telling, they're about realization.
    People may not realize it, but over the course of the past 50 years; we have accomplished what science fiction novels merely speculated about not as far back ago as the 1970's.
    Being only 16, I'm not as knowledgable about it as you elder slashdotters; but American and Russian accomplishments in space are more monumental than we realize. Being a firm believer in the theory that we actually did put a man on the moon; I am one to pay attention at the tremendous problems and obstacles that the folks at NASA and the Russian Cosmonauts ran into.
    These people are doing the same, but in a more intricate and viable manner. One that teaches others exactly what we are and have been capable of, as long as we put our heads together. One could argue that the step from putting a dog in space and a man on the moon is one so tremendous it makes the evolution of the internet look like nothing more than a grade school game of "Telephone."

    Keep that in mind before you toss aside these people's efforts as nothing more than a redundancy.

    --
    Of all the Universal Constants, here's one I know: Nice guys finish last ;)
    1. Re:Same story, different spirit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same story, different spirit. iq in binary (Score:1) *Chuckle*

    2. Re:Same story, different spirit. by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      Same story, different spirit. iq in binary (Score:1) *Chuckle* Anonymous Coward (Score:0) *Go figure*

      --
      Of all the Universal Constants, here's one I know: Nice guys finish last ;)
  11. Slightly off topic - never did "have a problem" by Mwongozi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The phrase "Houston we have a problem" was never actually spoken except in the movie. What was actually said was:

    55:55:20 (9:07 PM CT) - Swigert: "Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here."

    Which is slightly different. You can read the transcript here.

    1. Re:Slightly off topic - never did "have a problem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      That was fascinating. I especially liked this part:
      55:55:17 (9:07 PM CT) - Important Rocket Part: *poot*

      55:55:18 (9:07 PM CT) - Astronaut: "Ohhhfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck..."

      55:55:20 (9:07 PM CT) - Swigert: "Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here."

    2. Re:Slightly off topic - never did "have a problem" by peter+hoffman · · Score: 2

      That's too bad because Houston, we have a problem leads to an interesting result if you consider rewriting it in light of the admonishment There are no problems, only opportunities. Then the Apollo XIII phrase becomes equivalent to Houston, we have an opportunity which tickles my funny bone just right.

    3. Re:Slightly off topic - never did "have a problem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know you're joking, but I liked this part:
      Jack Swigert would noted after the mission that "If somebody had thrown that at us," meaning a quadruple failure - fuel cells 1 & 3 and oxygen tanks 1 & 2, "in the simulator, we'd have said, 'Come on, you're not being realistic.'"
  12. zort! by hehe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I didn't realize Pinky and The Brain were aussies, from the accent I thought they were something european.

    1. Re:zort! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      yesterday." said Christopher Robin, his head beginning to spin from the effects of all the drinking. He glanced over his shoulder at Pooh and Piglet, who were still hunched over the card table, only now surrounded by great glinting mounds of brown bottles. Pooh leered and flashed him the "thumbs up".

      In spite of his wooziness and slight slur, Christopher Robin gamely continued trying to sweet-talk Kanga. "So's, you look all byooful an stuff innat minidress, Kanga... now 'at Roo's been put to bed, howz about you an' I... um..."

      Kanga stubbed out her cigarette and shot a glare at Pooh and Piglet. The intoxicated pair were crowded together over in the corner, too convulsed with giggles to light the joint Pooh was shakily holding. With a look of resignation that had "mercy fuck" written all over it, Kanga took Christpher Robin by the hand and led him half-stumbling to one of the vacant bedrooms.

      Alone at least in the cool dark, Christopher Robing and Kanga began wetly

  13. Man Conquers Space by nzhavok · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man Conquers Space

    yeah...

    Kinda like how I conquered the mighty oceans last week when I went for a little paddle in the surf.

    --

    He who defends everything, defends nothing. -- Fredrick The Great
  14. wait... by taernim · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I thought the moon landing was faked! Now we're going to go to Mars?! Why do you people keep rocking my world?!?!!? ;)

    --
    "PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
    1. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the moon landing was faked! Now we're going to go to Mars?! Why do you people keep rocking my world?!?!!? ;)

      We can go to Mars now 'cause computer generated graphics technology has advanced considerably since the 60's.

    2. Re:wait... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      We can go to Mars now 'cause computer generated graphics technology has advanced considerably since the 60's.

      Ah! No wonder they "conquered" the monochrome orbs first.

  15. Re:ATTN: Anti-Timothy petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bugger off, cockmonger. This story kicks ass.

  16. BEST SITE EVER!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go there, those girls are so hot I shit myself!!

  17. New business-model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1: Write free software
    2: ?
    3: Conquer space.
    4: Profit!

  18. so we do have flying cars after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yum

    ______________funny paste, after trying to lookup 51.4....
    Mason error

    error in file: /var/lib/mason/obj/library/.mc/ids.by.cats

    line 103:
    Can't call method "fetch" without a package or object reference

    context: ...

    99:
    my %union = ();
    100:
    my %isect = ();
    101:
    my $ncats = 0;
    102:
    do {
    103:
    while ($sth->fetch) {
    104:
    #
    105:
    # the union is ids in any tree, the intersection is ids in all trees
    106:
    #
    107:
    if ($union{$vals->{$options{'column'}}}++) { $isect{$vals->{$options{'column'}}}++ }; ...

    component stack: /library/.mc/ids.by.cats /catalog/office/.mc/search.results /library/drmath/results.html /library/autohandler

    code stack: /var/lib/mason/obj/library/.mc/ids.by.cats:103 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.6.0/HTML/Mason/Commands .pm:70 /var/lib/mason/obj/catalog/office/.mc/search.resul ts:252 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.6.0/HTML/Mason/Commands .pm:70 /var/lib/mason/obj/library/drmath/results.html:288 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.6.0/HTML/Mason/Commands .pm:64 /var/lib/mason/obj/library/autohandler:30 /var/lib/mason/obj/library/autohandler:14

    debug info:
    Debug file is '/var/lib/mason/debug/anon/4'.

  19. Other links by countach · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are some other interesting Mars mission links. There is a planned British mission here. The 2001 odyssey mission to mars is here. And info about the NASA missions here..

    1. Re:Other links by madhippy · · Score: 1

      "So I put it to a vote -- either we try for a 200-gram sample of core in 2009 or wait a lot longer to get documented samples from individual sites by moving around on the surface. The vote was unanimous, except one person voted against," Pillinger said.

      titter

  20. Documentary? by shoppa · · Score: 4, Funny
    a documentary based on the premise that all that had been proposed in the early 1950's in Colliers actually came to pass

    Oh, yes. One of my favorite documentaries is by Steven Spielberg and is based on the premise that an alien was stranded on earth and befriended a human boy to help him get back home. Man, that documentary footage of those flying bikes is still vivid in my head.

    1. Re:Documentary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That film will get us back into space.

      When those who grew up with that film assume the reins of power, they won't accept 'no' as an answer.

  21. Space... by Rellik66 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The final frontier. Consider how big our own galaxy is, and imagine a beowolf cluster of 'em, how long it would take to explore it let alone conquer it?

    --

    Too many zeros, not enough ones

  22. Moore's Law for space? by hugesmile · · Score: 1

    Is there a Space Exploration equivalent of Moore's Law? If not, I hereby claim one, and call it "Hugesmile's Law". Something to the effect of: Every decade, Man will extend its reach into outerspace by a factor of 100. (ok, I still need to work out the details, but I bet if you examined the Eurpoean exploration of the earth over the past millennium, you could come up with an earth-bound equivalent.)

    1. Re:Moore's Law for space? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2
      Based on a whole three data points- I came up with a law: cost to enter space goes down by a factor of 2 every 5 years.

      The current cost to LEO is about $2600/kg. I predict it will be $1300/kg in 2006.

      --

      -WolfWithoutAClause

      "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"
    2. Re:Moore's Law for space? by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      that could be true, as the voyager space probe is leaving our solar system is speed is slowly increasing, our old stuff is a lot further out that people think

      --
      "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    3. Re:Moore's Law for space? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      that could be true, as the voyager space probe is leaving our solar system is speed is slowly increasing, our old stuff is a lot further out that people think

      To boldly place junk where no-one has placed junk before

      "Increasing"? I don't think so. The sun's gravity is pulling at it. Some other force would have to be acting on it to be accelerating, and unless you found the stealth deathstar, there is not much out there.

    4. Re:Moore's Law for space? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both Voyagers are currently experiencing anomolous acceleration that remains unexplained. Understandably, this worries some physicists/atronomers. You probably can find some stories about using Goggle, but I'm too lazy to link em.

    5. Re:Moore's Law for space? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Both Voyagers are currently experiencing anomolous acceleration that remains unexplained. Understandably, this worries some physicists/atronomers. *)

      These are accelerations *relative* to expected position, not global acceleration relative to sun. (And the phenom is tiny.)

      Also, my recollection is that they only found it in the Pioneer probes and a few others. For some unstated reason, they could not measure the affect on the Voyagers (even if it existed).

  23. Is space exploration & astronomy today like pr by Krapangor · · Score: 1

    You can look at it, you like it, you wish you have it, but you never really get it.

    --
    Owner of a Mensa membership card.
  24. We'll never get to Mars because... by heretic108 · · Score: 1
    The excursion will require a LOT of software.

    By the time all the hardware technology becomes available, the whole space of software - languages, algorithms, protocols, data structures etc - will be completely patented and owned by warring corporate interests.

    The royalties on all the software patents will exceed, by orders of magnitude, the costs of hardware, training, admin etc. NASA will never be able to afford it.

    Worse, if NASA just goes ahead and codes like they did in the '50s and '60s. Imagine sitting in the spacecraft, just entering the red planet's atmosphere, and hearing on the radio:
    "Aries, this is Houston... we have a problem... we've been prosecuted under the DMCA for using patented navigation algorithms... we've got no choice but to shut down your guidance and propulsion systems... DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CIRCUMVENT THE SOFTWARE - EVEN IF YOUR SAFETY DEPENDS ON IT - OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED UPON RETURN TO EARTH!

    --
    -- In the beginning was the WORD, and the WORD was UNSIGNED, and the main(){} was without form and void...
  25. Can't click on the link by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Funny

    I realize it's harmless, but ManConquersSpaceEnter.html is abbreviated MCSEnter, and the MCSE doesn't get past the firewall here.

  26. Irony. by Mr_Icon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find the headline "Man conquers space" ironic coupled with the news of a half-mile-wide asteroid nearly missing Earth?

    --
    If you open yourself to the foo, You and foo become one.
    1. Re:Irony. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nearly missing?

      where did it hit? good thing i don't live in a coastal city

    2. Re:Irony. by geoswan · · Score: 2
      Is it just me, or does anyone else find the headline "Man conquers space" ironic coupled with the news of a half-mile-wide asteroid nearly missing Earth?

      What are you talking about? It missed didn't it? As some other people have already pointed out, the efforts to find and deflect Earth striking asteroids has been a complete success! After all, during the couple of decades spent looking for them not ONE asteroid has successfully struck the Earth!

    3. Re:Irony. by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      half-mile-wide asteroid nearly missing Earth

      I think that is called,

      Space Strikes Back

  27. Von Braun�s Autobiography: I aim for the stars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but sometimes I hit London.

  28. Space Travel, Internet Changing the Nation-State by reallocate · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The Internet and the development of manned spaceflight capabiity have in common perhaps the most important political and economic trend of the last 100-plus years: creating, illustrating and accelerating the diminished relevance of the nation-state. Just as the Internet creates and exposes new forms of behavior and economic exchange that cannot reasonably be supported or regulated within the sphere of a single nation-state, a viable effort to put humans in space will further create and sustain the changing nature and increasing irrelevancy of the traditional nation-state.

    It is dismaying that so many posters here, and also in response to similar stories, criticize and deny the need for space travel (it is as natural and necessary as humanity's migration from th Great Rift Valley). Their imaginations and aspirations seem bounded by the limits on their credit cards.

    --
    -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
  29. Even worse - we live in town-centralized world by vitus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Re-read Asimov's "The Caves of Steel" to get the
    answer why space exploration stopped.

    What we (I mean the world economy) need from
    space technologies - GPS, InMarSat, Satellite TV.
    It is almost all. For town-centric civilisation
    it is cheaper to build cellular phone base-station
    in every town and connect every TVset with broadcast-station via cable, than launch projects
    like Iridium, which uses satellite technology.

    If world population would spread more evenly (and welfare would spread more evenly among it) various space-based communication systems like Iridium
    would be more viable.

    Then they would bring hundreds of launches per year just for maintainance, and these hundreds of
    launches would become cheap enough to make orbital production of certain materials (say semiconductor cristalls) commercially viable.

    Then and only then space technologies would become cheap enough to allow individuals or private companies to think about interplatnetary flight.

    Communication sattelittes are already part of world economy. I don't know how it is in America, but in Russia, where space technology is one of few high-technologies we can trade out, various sattelite projects are often mentioned on the first pages of financial newspapers.

    1. Re:Even worse - we live in town-centralized world by Soft · · Score: 2
      Re-read Asimov's "The Caves of Steel" to get the answer why space exploration stopped.

      I wasn't aware that Spacers were already hampering us... <g>

      What we (I mean the world economy) need from space technologies - GPS, InMarSat, Satellite TV. It is almost all. For town-centric civilisation it is cheaper to build cellular phone base-station in every town and connect every TVset with broadcast-station via cable, than launch projects like Iridium, which uses satellite technology.

      Sure, if you look at current markets, we don't need space. But if you look back a few years, we didn't need cell phones or the Internet either.

      The point is, if costs drop enough, new markets will appear, be it on Earth (joyrides? New materials?) or directly in space (mining asteroids for materials doesn't make much sense - unless, that is, there are space stations and lunar colonies ready to buy them...)

      And the point in my previous message is that dropping costs is possible now, without fancy new tech. The latter can and will be useful, but there is no need to wait for it to be finalized, instead of developing a market where it will develop all the faster.

  30. A what? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    How can you have a documentary that documents something that didn't happen? I've already read and seen this. It's called "science fiction". It's not new. Can you explain what makes this piece of science fiction more worthy of interest than any other?

    --
    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    1. Re:A what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I think this is a very cool idea. The fact that it is a "documentary" is just the style of the film - they are not trying to fool anyone. It makes it seem more like it could have actually happened.

      And I take it you never saw "Spinal Tap"

  31. Von Braun Quote by frank249 · · Score: 2
    The NASA Von Braun biography skips over much of his war contributions. It leaves out that the rocket facility used slave labour to dig the tunnels. That aside, my favourite Von Braun quote was :

    When the first V-2 hit London von Braun remarked to his colleagues, "The rocket worked perfectly except for landing on the wrong planet.

    --

    Today's vices may be tomorrow's virtues.

    1. Re:Von Braun Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The title of his autobiography was "I Aim for the Stars". Some comedian in the 50s commented that it should have been called "I Aim For the Stars... but Sometimes I Hit London."

      Von Braun was a Nazi war criminal, and he should have been stood up against a wall and shot.

    2. Re:Von Braun Quote by phillymjs · · Score: 2

      I just caught a History Channel documentary on the Nordhausen factory last week.

      It was not Von Braun's decision to use concentration camp dwelling forced labor in the factory, and the historians doubt he was very enthused about it. But would YOU have spoken out against it in Nazi Germany? I didn't think so. When he did voice an opinion that he felt the rockets were being wasted as weapons and he'd rather work on space travel, he was tossed in prison for a while.

      According to the show, Von Braun barely ever visited Nordhausen, which was the assembly plant for the V-2s. He stayed at Peenemunde, the R & D facility. He certainly knew the forced laborers existed, but I don't think he was aware they were being worked and starved to death, and murdered when they were too weak to be useful.

      NASA's policy when the war ended and we went in and grabbed all the German rocket scientists was, we couldn't take anyone directly involved in war crimes. Von Braun didn't meet this requirement, though it was discovered one of his right-hand men at NASA was the one who suggested using disposable slave labor at Nordhausen. When they found out, he was booted out of NASA, and I believe deported as well.

      In Germany in those days, voicing an unpopular view was the quickest way to a jail cell or a coffin. Von Braun made the best choice he could-- he kept his mouth shut, gritted his teeth, and focused on the bigger picture of what his research would one day accomplish-- and that wasn't turning London into a smoking hole, little by little.

      ~Philly

    3. Re:Von Braun Quote by RayChuang · · Score: 2

      What is known is that while von Braun did visit Nordhausen, he was never shown the fact the slave laborers there were literally worked to death building V-1's and V-2's there. It is also known that the workmanship was of poor quality, and the documentary said about 40% of the V-2's failed in use.

      However, after the US Army pretty carted off most of the contents of the Nordhausen factory to the USA, the V-2 derivatives built in the USA were of much higher quality, and those rockets fired from the White Sands Missile Range did a lot to pave the way for our modern rockets. Indeed, I believe it was in 1948 that a WAC Corporal rocket fitted to the top of a V-2 achieved an amazing altitude of several hundred miles.

      --
      Raymond in Mountain View, CA
    4. Re:Von Braun Quote by DerekLyons · · Score: 2
      The NASA Von Braun biography skips over much of his war contributions. It leaves out that the rocket facility used slave labour to dig the tunnels.
      It's rather usual for biographies to leave out things that the subject person didn't do. The biography is 100% accurate regarding his war contributions, which amounted to R&D, not production, not targeting, not *anything* but R&D.
    5. Re: von Braun quote by geoswan · · Score: 2
      It was not Von Braun's decision to use concentration camp dwelling forced labor in the factory, and the historians doubt he was very enthused about it. But would YOU have spoken out against it in Nazi Germany? I didn't think so. When he did voice an opinion that he felt the rockets were being wasted as weapons and he'd rather work on space travel, he was tossed in prison for a while.

      In other words he was willing to take a moral stand. And he felt it was more important to object to a waste of money, rather than the cruel waste of human life?

      You suggest he had just two choices: a suicidal objection to slave labour, or continuing, full-speed ahead, with the rocket program?

      How about waiting for the war to be over, before continuing his rocket research?

      What about resigning? What about getting fired for incompetence? What about faking some experiments to make the program look like a waste of money? What about pretending to become a hopeless alcoholic, or pretending to have a nervous breakdown? Rudolph Hess was able to defect, in May 1941. Was this a possibility for von Braun?

      Grownups make lots of compromises. Do you go to Hawaii for Xmas, or do you get braces for your kid's teeth? Grownups give up thing to respect their principles.

      Do we let the President of ENRON or Worldcomm claim they "didn't know" what was done by those who answered to them?

    6. Re: von Braun quote by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Grownups make lots of compromises. Do you go to Hawaii for Xmas, or do you get braces for your kid's teeth? Grownups give up thing to respect their principles.

      Hmmm. Future vanity or current relaxation?

      Whatta choice.

    7. Re:Von Braun Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG.
      von Braun was responsible for the administration of the V2 production facilities,
      i.e. he administrated slave labor.

      People were given the death penalty for this at the Nuremburg trials.
      The entire reason for von Braun not being tried was political.

    8. Re:Von Braun Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going after Von Braun is fair up to the point you understand that it was the United States in it "need" to have missiles to "defend" itself from the Soviet Union. Many "Scientists" and "Engineers" went to prison in both Germany and Japan. Vaon Braun was saved because he was valuable to the United States. It kills me when people can't understand politics, especially in the context of morality. Calk it up to naivety and holier than thou retrospect. Life ain't fair.

    9. Re: von Braun quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you think became of people who resigned, proved incompetent, became alcoholics, or had nervous breakdowns in nazi germany. I suppose they got a nice government pension and retired to a villa in the alps. Probably not the results would be potentially dangerous. I wonder what youw ould have done, hell I wonder what I wouldh ave done? I think you are a little too self righteous in your plush middle class existence. I think that the war criminals should have and in most cases were tried and punished appropriately by the allies. Some probably escaped and alot of people whose role was ambiguous didn't get punished. I don't personally think that Von Braun needed to be punished.

      And geoswan let me ask you this, when you grow up what will it be, hawaii or braces for the kids???

    10. Re: von Braun quote by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 2

      What about resigning? What about getting fired for incompetence? What about faking some experiments to make the program look like a waste of money? What about pretending to become a hopeless alcoholic, or pretending to have a nervous breakdown? Rudolph Hess was able to defect, in May 1941. Was this a possibility for von Braun?

      Not to necessarily defend von Braun, but I suspect that few of the people who employed him were stupid. Odious genocidal maniacs, but not so stupid as to fall for any of those hoary old tricks. Resigning = bullet. Incompetence = bullet. Alcoholic = sent away to dry out, then told to get back to work, under close supervision and threat of aforementioned bullet. Hello, these were Nazis, remember? Watch "Triumph of the Will" again if you've forgotten what they were like. I only say all this because I doubt the average Slashdotter would have the courage to risk getting that bullet under similar circumstances.

      --
      Freedom: "I won't!"
  32. Damn Right! by ZigMonty · · Score: 3, Funny

    The reason seeing this preview choked me up was because it brought back to me the thought that, yes, we could have done it. We could have put those space stations up, we could have gone to Mars. We could have done so much more than we did in space. Instead, the money was spent on military hardware.

    Yes, I agree completely. All those who complain about NASA's $14.8 billion budget should take a long, hard look at the US military's $369 billion budget. There was a good line that I heard that went something like "Imagine what the world would be like if schools got all the moeny they needed and the military had to hold a cake sale to raise funds for a new bomber."
    1. Re:Damn Right! by nick-less · · Score: 1


      "Imagine what the world would be like if schools got all the moeny they needed and the military had to hold a cake sale to raise funds for a new bomber."

      what really it makes me wonder is that some people find this post "funny"

    2. Re:Damn Right! by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 2
      It is funny.

      Kind of like "imagine what the world would be like if schools got all the money they needed, and then the Wahabis came and killed you.".

      :P

      --
      All employees must wash hands before seeking equitable relief.
    3. Re:Damn Right! by ErikZ · · Score: 2

      Those bombers and big expensive crap aren't IN the military budget. Congress gets together and says "We need more pork. We're going to put out a contract for something big and expensive. We don't have the budget to give you for maintaining it so find room."

      They get the money to buy huge hardware systems that no one asked for from somewhere else.

      There's a reason so many people in the military are using food stamps.

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    4. Re:Damn Right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We spend more money on defense then all the other countries in the world combined. There is something really wrong with that. We dont need 10000 nuclear missiles or 10 billion rounds of ammunition (there arent that many people on the planet) or 1 million artillary pieces (how will you move them all?) its stupid. We could be safe with 1/4 of all that. Cold War stockpiles alone will last for the next 200 years. The Russians have been fighting in Chechnya with nothing but Cold War stockpiles and they are okay. Nobody is bombing Moscow or killing Russians by the thousands.

    5. Re:Damn Right! by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 2

      We spend more money on defense then all the other countries in the world combined. There is something really wrong with that. We dont need 10000 nuclear missiles or 10 billion rounds of ammunition (there arent that many people on the planet) or 1 million artillary pieces (how will you move them all?) its stupid. We could be safe with 1/4 of all that. Cold War stockpiles alone will last for the next 200 years. The Russians have been fighting in Chechnya with nothing but Cold War stockpiles and they are okay. Nobody is bombing Moscow or killing Russians by the thousands.

      Here are some words for you to contemplate while considering your "200 year stockpile" idea:

      rust
      decay
      corrosion
      half-life

      And World War III never happened... because the US spends more money on defense than all the other countries in the world combined. Have a nice day.

      --
      All employees must wash hands before seeking equitable relief.
    6. Re:Damn Right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And isn't that exactly what has happened with NASA (ISS anyone?)

    7. Re:Damn Right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Chechans have been bombing buildings in Moscow, or at least the Russian government wants people to believe that it is the Chechans.

  33. Gilligan... by jvollmer · · Score: 1

    There's the space up there,
    the space down there,
    and the space between your ears!

  34. nostalgia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To see the illustrations made me kind of nostalgic, which is a bit strange considering I was born in 1977. However, when I was younger, I used to read this cartoon "Allan Kämpe" which had a very 50's feeling over it. So the style is very similar between that old cartoon and these images in the article. Unfortunately, I haven't found much info on Allan Kämpe, but here are two pages:

    Link1

    Link2

  35. Re:Space Travel, Internet Changing the Nation-Stat by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    It is dismaying that so many posters here, and also in response to similar stories, criticize and deny the need for space travel (it is as natural and necessary as humanity's migration from th Great Rift Valley). Their imaginations and aspirations seem bounded by the limits on their credit cards.

    Well said.

    --
    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
  36. Quote Fest by sv0f · · Score: 2

    A funny quote from von Braun:

    Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

    And one that's less than funny:

    I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London.

    Unless von Braun was sarcastically mocking Oscar Wilde's comment:

    We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

    1. Re:Quote Fest by DerekLyons · · Score: 2
      I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London.
      Except this one isn't a Von Braun quote, it's a pun on the title of his autobiography, I aim for the stars.
    2. Re:Quote Fest by alext · · Score: 1

      Is that Tom Lehrer again?

    3. Re:Quote Fest by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      Probably not as the 'pun' is contemporary with the publishing of his autobiography.

    4. Re:Quote Fest by sv0f · · Score: 2

      D'oh! Thanks for setting me straight.

    5. Re:Quote Fest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd guess that at least 15 people thought of that pun the moment they saw "I Aim for the Stars" in the "new biographies" section of their local bookstores.

      I wouldn't worry about the contemporaneous-ness of the pun.

  37. Re:A what? -- A "film" by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    How can you have a documentary that documents something that didn't happen?

    As usual, hardly anyone bothers to read the cited article. The film makers don't call it a "documentary".

    This film is based on an alternative timeline to the Mercury-Gemini-Apollo era of reality - it is based on the premise that all that had been proposed in the early 1950's in Colliers actually came to pass - and sooner than they expected.

    Through the expert use of special visual effects and computer-generated imagery (CGI), the world of wonder and imagination expressed though Collier's has become real. The film Man Conquers Space looks like a documentary from the 1960's, complete with varying grades of film quality, scratches and lab marks, and a tinny soundtrack - just the way it would appear today if it had indeed been made over 30 years ago on the limited budget afforded to documentary makers of that era.

  38. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  39. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  40. Shuttle design compromises by geoswan · · Score: 2
    And the shuttle design we have now, the one with the horrible semi-reusable solid fuel boosters and the ultra-expensive non-reusable tank was a political compromise due entirely to budget cuts and funding limits. The real shuttle design was fully reusable and much safer: no uncontrollable solid boosters to blow up.

    Slashdot has proved to be an excellent resource for links to the Buran's design. Thanks slashdotters!

    Well, I have this question about the American shuttle's design compromises. I have heard that political pressure from the USAF, and the military-industrial complex, resulted in a larger shuttle, capable of carrying larger, military payloads. I read that a smaller shuttle would have been cheaper to build and run.

    True?

    Safety? The Burans had four ejection seats.

    The Buran could have carried five times the payload of the American shuttle.

    1. Re:Shuttle design compromises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Buran was a better design overall. It was cheaper, easier to fix and maintain, safer thanks to ejection seats and the Russians didnt use O rings a la Challenger. It had more reuseable parts, but it was also built after out shuttles were, so they had the benifit of learning from our mistakes. The Buran should have become the international standard but politics and the "evil empire" myth means that the Buran today is nothing but a statue in a Moscow park and we are still flying the Shuttle.

    2. Re:Shuttle design compromises by geoswan · · Score: 2
      The Buran was a better design overall. It was cheaper, easier to fix and maintain, safer thanks to ejection seats and the Russians didnt use O rings a la Challenger. It had more reuseable parts, but it was also built after out shuttles were, so they had the benifit of learning from our mistakes. The Buran should have become the international standard but politics and the "evil empire" myth means that the Buran today is nothing but a statue in a Moscow park and we are still flying the Shuttle.

      It is not quite as bad as this poster states. The original Buran the one to fly two orbits is safely stored at Baikonur. The second one, which had been scheduled to dock with Mir, in 1993, is 97% complete, and is also safely stored at Baikonur. The one in the Moscow's Gorky Park, was a full-scale mockup, like the American shuttle Enterprize.

      Yes, the "evil empire" nonsense is a great shame. I think it is really in our interests to employ the aerospace and defense researchers of the former Soviet Union. If you click on the link for the Gorky Park shuttle, you will read that the author paid a few bucks for a security guard to give him a pre-opening tour. He writes that the security guard had formerly worked on the Buran's design team. Working as a security guard paid more than working in aerospace.

      I am going to repeat something Dennis Tito said, in his press conference, after his return to Earth. You all remember that Tito was the first Space Tourist, getting a lift to the space shuttle aboard a Russian vehicle. At the time the idea of space tourism was so new, and shocking, that all kinds of commentators were commenting on how wasteful it was to spend $20,000,000 USD on a vacation, when the world faced problems of poverty, and threat of war. It was the first question Tito was asked at his press conference. Tito's answer was something like:

      You are completely correct, that $20,000,000 should have been spent helping the poor. And it was. Do you know the average monthly wage of a Russian aerospace worker? About $100 USD per month.

      This is a great answer. It earned my respect. Soviet researchers were highly skilled, and it is a tragedy to have their training and experience go to waste.

      But it not just the talents of Soviet aerospace researchers we need to make sure don't go to waste. I would feel the world was a more secure place if former Soviet defense researchers were getting grants from Western institutions, to lift them out of poverty. Visiting fellowships? Send Western students to go learn from them on exchange programs? I believe it is strongly in the West's interests to give these guys and gals jobs that use their talents and preserve their dignity.

      Face it, who is going to be more tempted to sell their skills on the black market, or help smuggle out Fissile material? The researcher who has had his dignity restored with a good job, research facilities, and a living wage? Or the researcher who is starving in poverty?

  41. space exploration, more art than science by Raiford · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Manned space exploration such as the Apollo program was more cultivated art based on engineering principles than any other single endevour set forth by man. Think about what people learn from the development of enterprise level projects that are never discussed in the textbooks or the classrooms. It requires a human experiential knowledge base that is passed on directly from engineer to engineer to maintain technology of that level.

    We couldn't even go back to the moon again today because we have lost that knowledge base. Sure it was recorded, but the engineers that wrote it down have retired or died. There is a knowledge and experience gap with the following generation of engineers after the Apollo program who never had the opportunity to work under the masters because we stopped the big adventure and chose to stay in earth orbit.

    The DoD will build a new fighter aircraft every 10 to 15 years whether they need one or not just so the next generation of engineers will know how to do it. It doesn't matter if it actually ever results in a procurement. The design process itself serves the purpose of training our engineers and keeping us technologically viable in that arena.

    --
    "player 4 hit player 1 with 0 stroms"
  42. Obligatory Simpsons Reference by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    "The Moon of Earth." Narrator: The moon. For several years, she has fascinated many. But will man ever walk on her fertile surface? [cut to a shot of Adlai Stevenson at some sort of press conference] Democratic hopeful Adlai Stevenson says so. Stevenson: I have no objection to man walking on the moon. [photographers snap several pictures] [cut back to the moon where a family plays on the moon's fertile surface] Narrator: By 1964, experts say man will have established twelve colonies on the moon, ideal for family vacations. [a man fishes a comely moon maiden out of a crater.She winks at the audience] [a chart shows the difference] Once there, you'll weigh only a small percentage of what you weigh on Earth. [cut to a shot of a chubby boy eating pie] Slow down, tubby! You're not on the moon yet! [cut to a shot of the moon, with an American flag superimposed on it. The camera pulls back to reveal some men in spacesuits] The moon belongs to America, and anxiously awaits the arrival of our astro-men. Will you be among them? [fini. The film runs off the reel] Ralph: Miss Hoover, the movie's over. Lisa: Where's Miss Hoover? Janey: [looks out the window] Hey, her car's gone. Ralph: Maybe she drove to the moon.

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  43. 5F14 reference??? by TheHouseMouse · · Score: 1

    Come on now peoples, get it together! Where's the obligatory Simpsons quote relating to the time when Homer posed as a reporter for Colliers magazine so that Mr. B could be in that months Star Snoop? Then as Burns was being hauled off by the FBI/IRS? he shouts to Homer to let the people of Colliers Magazine know of his injustice???

    --
    Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
    1. Re:5F14 reference??? by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      my simpsons reference was better, c'mon, an old style documentary about space travel... the first few minutes of 4F21

      --
      "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  44. Re:Space Travel, Internet Changing the Nation-Stat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I use that as a sig? Thanks!

  45. Gravity, and its opposite... by geoswan · · Score: 2
    uh, lots of asteroids have struck earth, thousands (millions?) Just none big enough to cause mass extinction or similar.

    Mr P understands gravity. Yes, gravity sweeps a lot meteors to strike the Earth all the time. If I was a grammar nazi I would argue over the dividing line between a small asteroid and large meteor. Life is too short for that however.

    Instead I will give you some friendly advice.

    Mr P, you understand gravity perfectly. But Mr P, it is not enough to understand gravity. Sometimes you must understand the opposite of gravity -- comedy!

    The use of lots of exclamation points should have been your first clue.

  46. well, how about sci-fi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first they will conquer sci-fi with Farscape, then maybe they can move onto space - the Aussies, that is.

  47. More like a 'mockumentary' by mfnickster · · Score: 1

    Of course, that's 'mock' in the sense of 'imitation,' not in the sense of 'to ridicule'! Heh heh...

    "My name is Mok, thanks a lot."
    (you think he's joking, but he's not)

    --
    "Slow down, Cowboy! It has been 3 years, 7 months and 26 days since you last successfully posted a comment."
  48. Conquer Incompetence First! by Peahippo · · Score: 1

    Conquered space? Man hasn't conquered 5h1t. The current reliance on remote controls for anything out of LEO (low Earth orbit) means that we are completely at the mercy of accidents and unforeseen events. The list of those is long; the latest accident occurred only a few days ago and cost us a comet probe. Bye-bye to several hundred million dollars.

    And this is all at the cost of lacking not only general vision, but also economic vision. A manned space program will cost more money to startup, but will save money in the long run since the most flexible robots will always be on the scene: humans. When something breaks, skilled people with tools, equipment, parts and materials can show up and fix the goddamn problem.

    Nearly the only voice calling for this is my own, as I have never seen any such sentiment in news media, and in Internet fora only with rarity. (Latinize "forums" == sound snooty) The overwhelming sentiments in news media (which infect Internet fora like the stink of the Matrix did to the Agent) are for unmanned space exploration. "Manned missions cost too much"they constantly whine, while we lose probe after probe to the sloppiest engineering this side of your first birdhouse. O'Neill is spinning in his grave (incidentally creating artificial gravity within his innards), and Sagan's death relieved Mr. Biiiillllions of the sheer embarrassment, from this travesty we call a technological civilization.

    Myself, I'm betting on the Other World ... no longer just the Third World, but those Asiatic societies that we have stuck up our noses at for the last 2 generations. Even though India really needs clean water and reliable power, they may yet -- perhaps in partnership with China -- put Mankind In Space for real and permanently. They are not overburdened with concern for Human life to the point that they are entirely risk averse. Strangely, as individuals enough Americans DO accept risk. There are many who would throw down their XBox controllers and run at top speed to sign up for the next launch of the riskiest launch mechanism, yet the prevailing morass of institutional controls just ensure that politicians, administrators, unionists, and even lawyers and accountants dictate how space missions are organized. This is all done instead of putting the Right Stuff in charge; even Goldin was a bad bet, he being much more Administrator than Astronaut.

    Where have the heroes gone? Even stripping away the mythical wrappings, there were still men and women (i.e. those women who were allowed to make a difference) who would boldly go. The actual conquering of space is just the right thing to do, since (1) It's Empty: there are no natives to murder and displace; (2) It's Profitable: the return on sensible investment can be enormous; and (3) It's Necessary: as civilization keeps expanding, the mix of resources and environment of the planet will overload -- it must seek energy and materials from Sol and the Belt.

    --
    [also misbehaves on Kuro5hin as Peahippo]
  49. too bad about the french space program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The French never made good on the early start provided to them by Yves Klein, first man in space.

  50. Collier and Bonestell by Earlybird · · Score: 2

    A recent American Heritage of Invention & Technology article, To Boldly Paint What No Man Has Painted Before is a fascinating read about Chester Bonestell, the painter who, among other things, illustrated the Collier space-flight series and collaborated with Wernher von Braun on the US space program. His realistic, scientifically-founded paintings apparently were a huge inspiration to scientists and sci-fi writers alike.

    1. Re:Collier and Bonestell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chesley. Chesley Bonestell, not Chester. I felt it was vital for me to make this correction at a time, location and score level where millions would see it and be edified.

  51. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  52. Those wacky Australians by Alsee · · Score: 2

    Another documentry from Australia:
    Geeks Conquer Females, a documentary based on the premise that all that we dreamt of as adolescents actually came to pass - and sooner than we expected.

    -

    --
    - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  53. Ego Conquers Man by Snafoo · · Score: 2

    ;)

    This sentence is random filler to get past slashdot's random filter.

    --
    - undoware.ca
  54. von Braun was a Nazi bastard by RevCheswollen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember when I was a child I was taught in school that von Braun was a great scientist and an admirable man. I repeated this in front of my father (who had met and worked with the man) and his face turned hard as he told me, "Von Braun is a Nazi. He was always a Nazi, and he's been rewarded for being a Nazi, and he'll always be a Nazi."

    Since then I've read stories from slave-labor survivors about the atrocities at Thuringen and Peenemunde. It appears that my father's judgement was sound; von Braun was a cold-hearted slave-driver at the very least - and if the most extreme of the stories that eyewitnesses have told are true, then he was a sadistic monster.

    If we are to honor von Braun for his contributions to science, we should equally decry his history of racism, slave labor exploitation, and possibly torture. At the very least our government should stop trying to cover it up, and NASA's biography of the man should include the testimony of the workers at Peenemunde.

    1. Re:von Braun was a Nazi bastard by DerekLyons · · Score: 2
      Since then I've read stories from slave-labor survivors about the atrocities at Thuringen and Peenemunde. It appears that my father's judgement was sound; von Braun was a cold-hearted slave-driver at the very least - and if the most extreme of the stories that eyewitnesses have told are true, then he was a sadistic monster.
      Simple fact is.. Your father was wrong, and you are wrong. von Braun had absolutely *nothing* to do with slave labor. (Nothing, Nada, Zero) He designed the rocket(s) and worked in R&D. He had nothing at all to do with the slave labor at the production facilities, (in fact he had nothing to do with production at all), nor did he have any thing to do with the labor battalions at Peenemunde.
  55. Conquer this! by reichanicequeen · · Score: 1

    I can't help but get peeved every time I see a title like "Man Conquers Space." I am glad that everyone is making fun of it, but I worry about the people that take it seriously. The "conquer" part is just stupid, but the "man" part can be insidious. Many people, when seeing the title just replace "man" with "humanity" and "people" and just don't worry about it. The trick is since we have words that encompass both genders, why don't we use them instead? That way there is never a chance for confusion. I am fully aware that the Apollo mission was male dominated and that, if history had progressed as it did in this movie, the Mars program would have been entirely male, too. I just look forward to a future where we can have nice titles like "Humanity's Exploration of Space," and I can get all worked up about something else. Aside from my soap box, I thought those of you interested in exploration of space might want to check out the Space Generation Foundation's hompeage: http://www.spacegen.org/ These are the people responsible for planning Yuri's Night and other neat space events.

    1. Re:Conquer this! by captjc · · Score: 1

      Damn Feminist!
      These are the kind of people who sue you because you said Hello in a certain tone, or told a joke (even with asking "are you offended by a joke about this...") or for placing :-) at the end of an e-mail because it "offends" them. If you hate the word "man" because it refers to the gender AND hu"man"ity then there is a word for people like you who want to get rid of things because they simply do not like them: NAZI!. I am sorry, if I have offended Hitler Youths by this mean portrail of Nazis everywhere. GROW UP! Mankind (sorry, Peoplekind) is getting to the point where they are afraid to say "god bless you" to someone when they sneeze because they might be an athiest and sue you for offending them. The world needs to lighten up!

      --
      Slow Down Cowboy! It's been 1 hour, 47 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment
  56. Re:Space Travel, Internet Changing the Nation-Stat by reallocate · · Score: 2

    Sure. Have at it.

    --
    -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
  57. Case for a moon base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apollo was scrapped just as the technology to get to the moon had been proven. It should have been the prelude to a moon base; instead it ended up being a once-only.

    A moon base could have been set up along the lines of bases in Antarctica as a scientific research station. Quite apart from producing an immense source of knowledge about our nearest neighbour, astronomy could have been conducted without an atmosphere in the way, mining and ultimately spacecraft assembly on the moon studied and experience gained in long-duration space habitation which could be applied to a future Mars colony. All within a couple of days distance from earth.

    It wouldn't have needed a Shuttle or even a space station; a series of flights by uprated Saturn V's would have done nicely.

  58. Neat idea---but... by waferhead · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be easier just to rent "2001:..." on DVD?

  59. Perhaps he saved lives by diverting resources by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    (* W von B isn't that notorious as a Nazi villain with her generation because his rockets came so late in the war.... *)

    Hitler was known to spend lots, perhaps too much, on high-tech gadgetry. His final tank was an expensive Edsel because he kept trying to top the prior one with size and power and went overboard.

    If the war went on longer, then a lot of these "toys" may have been much more dangerous if perfected.

    Perhaps von-B actually *saved* lives by making them spend effort on rockets rather than something with a sooner "payoff".

    If you did the war accounting, I bet rockets were not a good expenditure in hindsite.

  60. The USA is not the World, nor does it rule it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We live in a money-centered world...


    No, you live in a money-centered United States of America. Just because the U.S. is content to stagnate here on earth doesn't mean that others are.

  61. Oh, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    whaver you may believe, the world does NOT look up to America for guidance/leadership, the US president is NOT the leader of the world, American laws do NOT apply outside US borders and the world at large does NOT aspire to be like you; they have much higher goals than that.


    Tell that to Tony Blair--America's favorite sock puppet!

  62. Rant:Conquer this! by Tokerat · · Score: 2

    OK, Mod as Troll or Flamebait if you want, but this is how I honestly feel, and considering the points I'm going to make (although rather harshly), I feel it is entirely valid.

    <rant>

    #1: You're Offtopic(-1) until the last line, lucky for you, but please link when speakng of URLs. It makes life easier for us, and it makes you look smarter and more professional, even if it is just a simple thing.

    Maybe you should get your mind out of the gutter. "Man" in this context is not in refferal to "Men only", but to "mankind" or "humanity". Your so worried about wether a word has testicles involved or not you're missing other important things in our world you should worry about, like Palladium, or the DMCA. Or civil liberties? OR slave labor, starvation, or genocide in 3rd world countries?? Instead, you act as if use of words is a conspiracy to keep women on the babymaker leash, and this is the problem with the world today. OKAY, right, i'm sure that "keeping my bitch in the kitchen" was the first thing on these people's mind when naming a fictional movie about space exploration.

    Might I also point out that this movie is supposed to be a direct reflection of the time period it represents, at which time no one would give a flying fuck about a name like "Man Conquers Space". In fact I'd be suprised to see a documentary style film from the sixties or earlier called something as lifelessly PC as "Humankind educates and nourishes their skill and creativity, allowing for the graceful exploratrion of Space". Ironically enough, this sounds just like a passive little housewife...hmm i thought the whole point was to get away from that?

    When will all these PC retards realize that they are the only truly offensive people? The rest of us really don't care that much, and I think if the world would lighten up a bit we'd get along better and get alot more accomplished, instead of constantly worrying that we might "offend someone" because they "dont' liek what we have to say"...hey, isn't that called censorship?

    </rant>

    Ok now that my blunt point has been made, I'll be a bit nicer by saying this: See how worked up I get when people get worked up about things like that? This just goes aroudn and around, so why even worry? No one is going to think "Women can't explore space" due to such a title. Anyone who does is either undereducated or intoxicated, both of which are unrelated problems.

    :-)

    --
    CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
  63. RTFA jackhole by Tokerat · · Score: 2

    It's a FICTIONAL WORK.

    Christ.

    Otherwise good points, I think we shoudl get up there too. I know I'd love to go....

    --
    CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
    1. Re:RTFA jackhole by Peahippo · · Score: 1

      The tones of the /. article implied that the "article" in question was fictional (at least in part); this I knew, thus I didn't read it. But Wehrner-ian (sp?) space proposals are familiar to me, and they were heavily on the side of manned space exploration, and colonization in a way.

      The article itself is irrelevent in one sense; why bother speculating on a space program that didn't happen? In another sense, the article is particularly important just by existing, to demonstrate that Human space programs have lost their vision (perhaps from the very outset).

      I haven't read Baxter's Voyager, and I don't intend to. The strength of the 1st sense (speculating on what didn't happen) is too strong for me. And I have been eating the meat and potatoes of the 2nd sense for so long that I am bilious; every time I read about another malfing probe, the bile rises just a little bit higher.

      While we are under the umbrella meta-topic of manned space exploration, I am dead set against a manned Mars mission. This is so, because of the way Apollo was run -- the long shot: Earth to the Moon. Those stupid fscking arsehole bastiches will try to run to Mars as another Long Shot: from the Earth, without the marked benefits of a Lunar manufacturing post. Now, there will be a little use of the ISS, but it will be largely for a PR show, to show the public that the ISS isn't just useless. The design of the manned Mars mission will assume a Long Shot otherwise. The LS is a sickness that pervades NASA's thinking, and I hope that that hasn't infected the world's few other space programs.

      --
      [also misbehaves on Kuro5hin as Peahippo]
    2. Re:RTFA jackhole by Tokerat · · Score: 2

      The article itself is irrelevent in one sense; why bother speculating on a space program that didn't happen?

      It's about a movie done up using CG and other effects, etc. to make it appear as though it where a documentary from the late 1960s, depicting all sorts of advances in space technology that are at best still science fiction to this day. Basically, a Sci-Fi movie that asks "Imagine how limited space travel is today, and how far we've come since we started. What woudl the opposite extreme have been like?"

      Looks rather interesting, I'm not a big Sci-Fi fan but it sparked my interest, most likely because the concept behind the filmmaking approach (the intentionally-fictional authentic documentary style) is new to me.

      --
      CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
  64. Re:Gravity, and its opposite... (OT) by Tokerat · · Score: 1

    LMAO.

    Ahh, MrP, you make my day again and again.

    I have been a blake fan for quite some time now, BTW. Funny as hell!

    --
    CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
  65. I will never go to Mars by Wag · · Score: 2

    That was my dream, to walk the Red Planet.

    We were told this as children, that we would travel space, the legacy for those of us who were born on the year men first walked the Moon. We watched reruns of Star Trek and marveled at the possibilities.

    We dreamed.

    Instead, we have the truth of a fucked up world were the Welfare State is the reality, and War is the only truth.

    Help me dream again...

    1. Re:I will never go to Mars by DerekLyons · · Score: 2
      Help me dream again...
      Why dream? Why not *do*? Get up and vote, write to your congresscritters, get an education and go to work for some of the companies trying to make the dream a reality.

      Or are dreams and the easy road of blaming others and inactivity your preference?
  66. A decent fictional account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've read Space by James A. Michener. It begins during World War II in Germany just before the fall of Hitler and goes onward to the present. It follows the German scientists as the travel to America, the forming of NASA, the Apollo program, and more. It was my first Michener book I had ever read at the time and I loved it. I've read Alaska and Hawaii since then and I plan to read more of his historical fiction novels.

  67. Heroic scientists, who took a moral stand... by geoswan · · Score: 2
    Not to necessarily defend von Braun, but I suspect that few of the people who employed him were stupid. Odious genocidal maniacs, but not so stupid as to fall for any of those hoary old tricks.

    I am going to repeat my main point. Von Braun was prepared to risk his life to make a point. And the point he risked it to make was that he thought the Nazis were wasting money, not that they were wasting lives.

    You suggest that most senior Nazis weren't stupid? Did you check out the link to the brief biography of Rudolph Hess? Clearly nutty as a fruit-cake.

    Jacob Bronowski describes how one of the senior Nazis, Goebbels or Himmler IIRC, wanted to take Heisenberg away from atomic research to try to prove, once and for all, that the stars are made of ice.

    Look at the German research into atomic weapons. It was a complete failure, but no one was shot, or thrown in prison. In his book "Surely you are joking Mr Feynman" Richard Feynman describes how he supervised a team of young Army enlisted guys, who were chosen right out of basic training because they had scientific ability. These guys were human calculators, and ran punched cards through big mechanical calculators, to perform the very labourious calculations necessary to determine the amount of Fissile material needed to make a bomb. Heisenberg's group did the same calculation, but their answer was wildly off. They thought a bomb would require hundreds of kilograms of U235, not a kilogram or two.

    The suggestion has been made that Heisenberg, or someone in his group, purposely fouled up the calculation.

    If Leo Szilard hadn't escaped from Germany one step ahead of the Nazis do you think that he would have refused to work on German weapons research? Szilard circulated petition to Truman among the other scientists pleading with him forgo dropping the bomb on a Japanese city before it had been demonstrated to the Japanese high command.

    Szilard gave up Physics after the war. He wrote some science fiction. This collection includes the short story "My Trial as a War Criminal", which I will strongly recommend...

  68. Would Make a Cool Television Series. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2

    You know, regardless of how the real world happens to be in regard to actual space travel, I think NASA's optimist's conquest of space film would make a cool basis for a story series.

    If written well and produced well, it would be fun!

    Especially the part where greed, human stupidity and war-mongering don't get in the way of progress and exploration.

    I guess that's where ol' Gene R. came from. . .

    -Fantastic Lad

  69. werner von nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    excused his nazi past, blowing it off like
    most scientists blow off their responsibility.

  70. von Braun's moral courage by geoswan · · Score: 2
    What do you think became of people who resigned, proved incompetent, became alcoholics, or had nervous breakdowns ... Probably ... potentially dangerous ...

    Let me see if I have this right. Von Braun was a card carrying Nazi wasn't he? We are not talking about an innocent civilian. We have a guy, who is head of weapons development programs that caused thousands of deaths, correct? Or possibly tens of thousands, as one of the other contributors to this thread said that many slave labourers were worked to death. We have this weapons developer, and you defend him because he might have been afraid to quit?

    I think that the war criminals should have and in most cases were tried and punished appropriately by the allies.

    You really should read Szilard's "My trial as a War Criminal". It is set in 1949. The Soviets conquer America in a sneak germ warfare attack. President Truman, Secretary of War Stimson and Secretary of State Byrnes are to stand trial for their decision to drop the bomb. Szilard stands trial for his role in the development of the bomb. (After the Soviets offer him the same deal the Americans offered von Braun -- charges dropped if he moved to the Soviet Union, and worked on their weapons programs.)

    Szilard is, I believe, correct to believe he and Truman would have stood trial under those circumstances. Truman is convicted of violating the 'customs of war', because prior to Hiroshima, it wasn't 'customary' to drop atomic bombs on cities.

    And my interpretation would be that Szilard thought the Nuremberg trials were about vengeance, not justice. Germany and Yugoslavia had laws, which presumably included laws against kidnapping, rape, murder. Should those who ordered or committed kidnapping, rape or murder stand trial under the laws of their own nation? Or the nation where the crimes were committed?

    If the reasons we didn't trust the Germans, Japanese to conduct trials for the crimes committed on their territory is that we don't trust it will result in a satisfactory verdict or sentence, then were the trials about justice, or vengeance?

    If the war trials were truly just then Allied soldiers who committed war crimes should also have stood trial. Saving Private Ryan portrayed Americans shooting prisoners who had already surrendered. That is a war crime. I know these kinds of incidents happened -- maybe not on Omaha beach, but they did happen.

    Some probably escaped and alot of people whose role was ambiguous didn't get punished. I don't personally think that Von Braun needed to be punished.
    Are you suggesting that von Braun shouldn't have stood trial in Germany because his role was ambiguous? Isn't that what a trial is for? Or are you suggesting that von Braun shouldn't be punished because some other criminals slipped away unpunished?

    And geoswan let me ask you this, when you grow up what will it be, hawaii or braces for the kids???
    Mr or Ms Anonymous Coward, I have had occasions in my life where I have had my courage tested. I witnessed what appeared to be Police Brutality from my office window some time ago. I reported it to the Police Complaints Commision. Which resulted in having the investigator lean on me, and try to intimidate me. He made clear that before he investigated his fellow officers he was going to investigate me. In spite of this pressure I was dogged in my pursuit of the truth. I stuck to my principles. It took five months to learn what had really happened. Yes, frankly, it was frightening.

    No, this test wasn't nearly as challenging as those I believe von Braun should have faced. But then I didn't choose to manage a huge weapons development program.

    I find it a bit ironic that you should question my courage, when you choose to post as an "anonymous coward".

    About von Braun's status as a Nazi party member -- I was told this by a buddy of mine, who was a big fan of space exploration. He had read a biography of VB, and explained he wasn't really a Nazi. He just wanted to make rockets. He told me VB joined the Nazi party just because he thought it would make it easier for him to use his political pull to enable him to build rockets. My buddies interpretation was that VB was taking advantage of the Nazis.

  71. WOMEN may conquer space, but not men... by Ocelot+Wreak · · Score: 2
    The only way that future "men" conquer space will be as frozen sperm in a tube, waiting to assist the female crew of intergalactic, multi-generational spacecraft. To save resources, and ensure the ability of the crew to replace themselves as needed, real men are not really needed - a plastic turkey baster should work just as well... *sigh*

    --
    "I figure you're here 'cause you need some whacko who's willing to stick his finger in the fan. So who are we helping?
    1. Re:WOMEN may conquer space, but not men... by captjc · · Score: 1

      This is simple Feminist horse manure. I do agree that the sexes are not completely equal on the psycho-physiological standpoint, but to make claims like this is purely garbage, the kind of garbage that gets George Bush (The man with the negative IQ who fainted because of a pretzel and who takes after his moronic father who barfed on the Japanese Premier.) elected instead of someone who could change this country like a scientist.

      --
      Slow Down Cowboy! It's been 1 hour, 47 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment
    2. Re:WOMEN may conquer space, but not men... by Ocelot+Wreak · · Score: 2
      You missed the point, and the rest of your reply was OFF TOPIC.

      The finite, limited resources on a spaceship which is travelling, at minimum, for several lightyears need to keep multiple human generations alive. Wasting air, food and space on men just to guarantee reproduction of the species over that time period doesn't make any rational sense.

      And your Feminist manure rant is just that - a rant. And by the way, I'm a man, not the feminist shrew you apparently have in your mind.

      --
      "I figure you're here 'cause you need some whacko who's willing to stick his finger in the fan. So who are we helping?
  72. Re:I will go to Mars, Asteroid belt, Jupiter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Faith without works is dead.

    If you still want to go to space, start a business (or look me up after I've actually gone to college, gotten a few degrees, and started a space enterprise of my own) and get yourself there. Waiting for somebody else to make it happen is asking for failure and shattered dreams. At least this way, when your dreams are shattered, nobody can say you didn't try...