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dagashi writes "'The ingenious, creative mind of Matt Groening (The Simpsons) now brings arguably his greatest creation yet, Futurama, to the interactive entertainment screen.' Looks like Futurama is signed to become a game. Yeha!"

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  1. Game... yay by delta407 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Frankly, I'd rather have the TV show.

    1. Re:Game... yay by unicron · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but at least you don't have to worry about people canceling your game every week.

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    2. Re:Game... yay by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ummm Yeah. You don't wait for games to come out do you?

    3. Re:Game... yay by delta407 · · Score: 5, Informative
      FOX is.

      Q: Is Futurama really cancelled?!
      A: While FOX never said it cancelled the show, they did stop ordering new episodes. The production crew thus broke up. There is a slight chance that FOX might ask David X. Cohen to build up a new team for another season. The episodes shown this fall all were meant to be aired last year but never did due to various pre-emptions. So they aren't really new.
    4. Re:Game... yay by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      Unless you're the developer.

    5. Re:Game... yay by packeteer · · Score: 2

      one word... diakatana...

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    6. Re:Game... yay by LittleGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but at least you don't have to worry about people canceling your game every week.

      One of the new features of the Futurama game is, before you can play it, you have to sit through 25 minutes of NFL Action 2003.

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  2. Will there be.. by MikeSweetser · · Score: 3, Funny

    blackjack? And hookers?

    1. Re:Will there be.. by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      You do that.

      We'll be over here... with the hookers.

  3. If it's as good as the Simpsons games by L-Train8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    After all of high-quality, super-fun-to-play Simpsons games, I'm very excited about this.

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    1. Re:If it's as good as the Simpsons games by unicron · · Score: 3, Funny

      A game isn't a game unless you can hit someone with a vacuum.

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    2. Re:If it's as good as the Simpsons games by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      i remember some really great simpsons arcade game, it was like 4 or 6 players, i cant really remember the story though, also barts house of weirdness was great, but tough

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    3. Re:If it's as good as the Simpsons games by llamalicious · · Score: 2

      It is funny actually... during my stint as Technical Mgr @ a Chuck E. Cheese in NYS, the Simpsons arcade game was one of the most played, most profitable arcades we had. And it was fun, Bart's skateboard moves, and Homer's belly flops were hilarious.
      In fact, it was second only to X-Men (of the time.)
      The four player uprights were the best (TMNT, Simpsons, X-Men)

      Of course, YMMV, since I'm biased and wore the mouse suit before becoming a mgr.

  4. Wow... by krmt · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will go down in history right beside the many memorable, thrilling, and compelling Simpsons games for the NES and SNES, as well as nearly every other license-based game ever made. I can hardly contain myself.

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  5. nintendo by Drath · · Score: 2

    Maybe this will be as difficult as all those simpsons NES games. They were almost as hard as super star wars.

    1. Re:nintendo by unicron · · Score: 2

      Not to get off topic, but if you want to get into difficult games: Final Fantasy 5-XDeath Fight.

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    2. Re:nintendo by unicron · · Score: 2

      I also really hate it when I reply to someone and it's modded off-topic even though if moderators would open their eyes they'd see I was responding to the post above mine, not the original topic. Their are some really interesting posts that get modded wrongly, it's truly sad.

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  6. This just in. by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Futurama will be released at the hight of its popularity. Exactly one year after its cancelation from FOX.

    Great Timing!

  7. Wow! by Murdock037 · · Score: 2

    Talk about a mountain of information! Who needs gameplay details? Why even bother telling us it'll be out "when it's done?!?"

    (I think this is the one Slashdot story where you probably won't have anything more interesting or insightful to contribute if you bother to follow the link.)

  8. Re:Shiney?! by mcpkaaos · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm assuming for the same reason 'yeah' is spelled 'yeha'. I didn't catch that one until I realized it wasn't a Dukes of Hazard reference. Now if only they will release that game! Oh well, so long as I can find a Daisy skin for the Futurama game.

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  9. How long has this thing been in development? by handsomepete · · Score: 5, Informative

    Normally I wouldn't say this, but this is old news indeed. It was announced and UDS got the rights in September of 2000... there's a reason it says (c) 2001 on the bottom of that page. CGEF has a little more info here, although it's a mixture of fact and guesswork.

    I honestly did enjoy some of the early Simpsons games (can't tell if other comments are being sarcastic or not - Bart vs The Space Mutants and the original arcade game are fun) and am looking forward to this. Maybe it'll be good use of a TV license.

    1. Re:How long has this thing been in development? by delta407 · · Score: 2

      They may have had the rights, but the announcement on the website didn't happen until sometime between February 4th and June 1st, 2001.

    2. Re:How long has this thing been in development? by Tord · · Score: 2

      I left UDS in March 2000 in order to pursuit another career (had been with the company since the start in 93/94) and by then they had started doing some prototyping, including experimenting with cellshaded 3D in order to give the graphics a good cartoon feeling.

      I will however move back to Norrköping and start working at UDS again by the 1st of November, so I will know more by then. I caught some glimpses by the game when I was visiting about a month ago and its some kind of 3rd person 3D adventure. Can't say anything about how it plays yet though.

  10. Preempted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Judging by the last new episodes I watched; I think this game is going to be football based.

  11. Also on Fox... by Otter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    While a Futurama-themed arcade-style game doesn't especially excite me, this isn't the first Fox show they've turned into a game. Check out World's Scariest Police Chases . Now that's convergence!

    The real score would be a Temptation Island game, though. Tiffani may have been underutilized on the show, but I can assure you she'd play a much more prominent role in my fantasies, errrr, gaming.

  12. Re:Shiney?! by Xerithane · · Score: 3, Funny

    give it up. Have something better to do than criticize peoples' typing, dude. You have typos in your post, so watch that glass house action!

    Which typo are you pointing out? Hemos spelled "shiny" wrong. He was asking if it was a joke that he should laugh it. It's not a joke, but you can still laugh. Go ahead, laugh. It's healthy. Even at the expense of others who can't spell shiny.

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  13. no thanks. by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    futurama is good for its writing. not its graphics. I can bet that the graphics in any futurama game will likely look close to the TV show - in which case, I'll play Hitman 2, UT(X) and other visually pleasing games.

    Its kind of like southpark on DVD - I bought the movie and watched it maybe two times ever.... waste of money.

    1. Re:no thanks. by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      youre right - those are two things that I cannot stand in a game. Why the hell would i care about gameplay or fun. and since we have such crappy hardware out there - why would i want a game that would even think to include good graphics to deepen the experience. I must be a fool to think that any game that had good graphics, good gameplay and was fun and compelling could be made.

      I may as well just settle for zork I. that was a fun game - I enjoyed the gameplay... but the graphics were, well I guess it doesnt matter huh. We should focus on text adventures again only.

  14. Re:Comments? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

    most tv based arcade games were allright

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  15. Re:Shiney?! by cp4 · · Score: 2

    Pretty sure he's talking about reverence as opposed to reference.

  16. Parse these statements by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's fire up Yacc. Okay, I've parsed these statements, and yes, they really are an advertisement for a videogame.

    The ingenious, creative mind of Matt Groening (The Simpsons) now brings arguably his greatest creation yet, Futurama, to the interactive entertainment screen.

    so, this parses into
    {TAGLINE} {TAGLINE} {PLUG}

    Featuring Bender, Fry, Leela and a whole host of other Futurama characters we've come to know, love and bemuse at, this 3D arcade adventure game is winging its way toward you soon.

    {TAGLINE} {ATTEMPT AT HUMOR} {THIS GAME IS QUAKE}

    Recall, an advertisement for a videogame can be parsed with the following grammar:

    where
    ADVERT:
    | PLUGS JOKES THIS_GAME_IS_QUAKE
    ;

    PLUGS:
    | PLUG PLUGS
    |
    ;

    JOKES:
    | ATTEMPT_AT_HUMOR JOKES
    |
    ;

    PLUG:
    | TAGLINE PLUG
    | a statement that a game is to be made.
    ;

    ATTEMPT_AT_HUMOR:
    | TAGLINE ATTEMPT_AT_HUMOR
    | something which is uniquely characterised as not funny.
    ;

    TAGLINE:
    | a cultural reference.
    ;

    THIS_GAME_IS_QUAKE:
    | any sentence containing the words "adventure" and "3D."
    ;

    Next week we'll learn how to parse slashdot comments, a preview -
    {INACCURACIES | BAD_JOKES}* {IMAGINE A BEOWULF CLUSTER} {TOPIC}

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of... er.... videogames.

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    1. Re:Parse these statements by unicron · · Score: 2

      That looks like the world's ugliest CSS.

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  17. I hope there are good easter eggs in here by timothy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    - a Fry timeline would be fun

    - centerfolds; one of Leela, one of Zoidberg

    - Good soundbites from the show

    - Digs at Fox for letting go the best thing they had going

    - What else? :)

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  18. Re:Shiney?! by shepd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >Now if only they will release that game!

    Too late!

    Download and 'enjoy'. :)

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  19. Re:really good game-ports of TV series? by pheph · · Score: 2

    Duck Tales for NES
    Bart's Nightmare for SNES
    Tiny Toons for SNES

    That's all I can come up with

  20. Matt Groening cashes in on the stupid. by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Matt Groening recently announced the latest creation in a series of video games based on his Fox TV shows. "Futurama", based on the TV show of the same name, is his first non-Simpsons forray into the realm of video game spin-offs. "The potential for this game is amazing," said Mr. Groening. "We made a killing with the Simpsons games despite a complete lack of creative effort. One can only imagine how successful a game based on a show that's actually been cancelled will be." Stan Skinner, owner of TheStupid.com, concurred, adding "TheStupid will snap this game off the shelves. Everyone knows that the writers save the best jokes for the video game spinoffs, making purchasing this game an absolute necessity for the Futurama fan." "I'm just so happy that Matt has been so generous," exlaimed Judy Thomas. "There arn't many in the television industry who would so readily leap at the chance to sell old material in a new media format."

  21. This is questionable. by deadb0lt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From my experience with Matt Groening spawned games, they all end up being really bad. The only good ones were "Bart VS The Space Mutants" and "Simpson's Bowling". It's too bad they get a competent team together and produce a great game. Simpsons with the right team of people could make a phenolemal game.

    Cross your fingers for next one guys.

    Just my 2 cents.

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  22. Re:Shiney?! by Cruciform · · Score: 2

    in the context used, reverance is accurate.

  23. Willy Saves the Day Again by LPetrazickis · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's Shinney Metal Ass! Do you want to get sued, boy?:)

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    1. Re:Willy Saves the Day Again by vr · · Score: 2

      [a chainsaw noise is heard]
      Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
      Willy: Why you little --
      [thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going
      to go crazy and chop 'em all into haggis!
      Bart: What's haggis?
      Willy: [gasps] Boy...you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning.
      Bart: You mean "Shining".
      Willy: [sotto voce] Shh! You want to get sued?
      Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that...Shin of
      yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading
      my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!

  24. Super Star Wars? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2

    Maybe this will be as difficult as all those simpsons NES games. They were almost as hard as super star wars.

    What are you saying? Super Star Wars was a great game. If only they'd make it into a movie...

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    1. Re:Super Star Wars? by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      What are you saying? Super Star Wars was a great game. If only they'd make it into a movie...

      So you mean 3 solid hours of Luke doing that flip-lightsaber spin? You have wierd taste in movies...

      IIRC, that's pretty much how you beat that game. I never found it that hard.

      On the other hand, Star Wars: Rogue Leader for my GameCube ownz my sorry ass - I must be getting old or the games are getting harder.

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  25. All Hail the Video Game by bpfinn · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Hypnotoad commands you to buy the video game.

  26. Star Trek by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2

    Hmmm, there have been plenty of turkeys but at least a couple of the games based upon the Star Trek universe have been decent.

    Elsewhere, you could make a case for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle game or two and, for our younger brothers and sisters, various Barney, etc games were probably hours of fun.

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  27. As seen on TV! by phillymjs · · Score: 3, Funny

    To make the Futurama game experience as much like the TV show as possible, the game checks the date and time when it is launched. If the game is launched on Sunday evenings between late September and January, it starts in the middle.

    ~Philly

  28. Bart's Nightmare by EvlPenguin · · Score: 2

    That game kicked ass! Just thinking of it brings up those warm, fuzzy memories. Time to pull out my SNES...

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  29. Good news everyone! by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

    I've invented a new machine that will transform our lives into a video game!

    Fry: Yes! I've always wanted to see an animated version of myself!

    Bender: Oh great. Now I have to deal with the real you AND the virtual you.

    Leela: I want to axe you, will this have stereoscopic goggle support?

    Professor: Heavens no, I'm not a MIRACLE worker.

    Leela: Oh good.

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  30. Re:really good game-ports of TV series? by pheph · · Score: 2

    Oh my, how did I forget that one?! You know what would be interesting is a discussion on movie to game translations instead. There were many more good movie to game translations than series to game.

  31. You know, there was going to be an Atari hack... by Kris_J · · Score: 2

    ...but it was smacked down so hard by Fox's lawyers that they've basically rewritten history and you can barely find any trace of its existance on the web. I know an Atari 2600 hack of Oink with Futurama characters is a violation of copyright, but I don't have to like the way Fox behaved. I don't know that I'll bother with an official game after that.

  32. Re:Erm... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "Did anybody play The Simpsons' Road Rage? It sucked.

    License!=Good Game "


    Wow, what a thoughtfully expressed opinion!

    In all seriousness, though, parent poster makes a good point despite the retarded 'flamebait' moderation. Licenses do not instantly equal a good game. As a matter of fact, they tend to detract from it.

    People like familiarity. That's why movies and games bring in big $$$ when they have famous characters or actors in them. The problem is that they tend to focus on little else. They don't even need to!

    In most cases, licensed games are WORSE for it. I can see why, though. Most places think they need to pack the whole movie or TV show into a game. They don't seem to realize that one aspect of the license can be fun. Look at Rogue Squadron, for example. That game doesn't have you running around trying to get C3PO off of an Rebel ship. Instead, they focused on the fun part: Flying around and blowin shit up. Result? Good game. In the same vein, Shadows of the Empire stunk. It tried to be too much.

    Anyway, I think I beat the dead horse enough. The parent poster was basically saying "Just because it's licensed from a good show doesn't mean it'll be a good game." And he's right. Too bad that the mod that nailed him didn't pay more attention to what he was saying.

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  33. Re:cool company by tabacco · · Score: 2

    If you want a cool company, check out http://www.doublefine.com :)

  34. Re:Remember SpaceQuest (Sierra)? by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    Oh, God, I loved all of Sierra's "* Quest" games. A great chunk of my youth passed by while working through many of them. /me gets especially nostalgic for the Police Quest series (sniffle)

    ~Philly

  35. Pray for a GBA version by yerricde · · Score: 2

    except one thing - the lack of it being for pc.

    I saw PS2, GCN, Xbox. So in a way it's on PC. And if they do decide to make a game for the Game Boy Advance, it'll be a drastically different design (due to the GBA's hardware support for 2d but only software support for 3d), but it'll at least be playable on PC with a cart reader and VisualBoyAdvance.

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  36. Re:Shiney?! by Cruciform · · Score: 2

    Futurama maid me illitrit!

  37. Re:LEARN TO SPELL! by chegosaurus · · Score: 2, Redundant

    > well balanced people don't care

    I'm reasonably well balanced, and I care.

    I don't generally pick people up on spelling or typos but I always do my best to make sure there aren't any in anything I write. If nothing else it's a common courtesy to the people who might read it.

    I don't want to wade through a heap of awful spelling and bad grammar. Rightly or wrongly, I can't help but assume that someone who writes good English is smarter than someone who doesn't. (For native English speakers of course!)

    Of course, the odd mistake is bound to get through, but don't you ever assume that someone who hasn't gone to the trouble of checking their spelling *certainly* hasn't gone to the trouble of checking their facts? Oh, and I'm not talking about clicking a spell check icon either: I mean reading back over what you've just written.

    To get back on topic, Futurama as Groening's greatest creation? Puh-lease!