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randomErr writes "Canada.com has an article about Frank Robinson, an man who is into Lego WAY more than the average builder. Frank said "I still get Lego for my birthday and at Christmas, too. So do my kids." At last count the Robinson family's Lego inventory was nearing 100,000 pieces, a majority of which were tallied and itemized by type and colour on a computer spreadsheet." No Lego story would be complete without a link to something large and useless, say, a Lego harpsichord. Okay, it plays, so it's not actually useless. But the Lego Star Destroyer is.

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  1. mmm.... by minion2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, legos 0wn me. I mean, come on, I'm studying to be an engineer 'cause of the damn things. They rule.

  2. Come on... by joyoflinux · · Score: 5, Funny

    640 pieces should be enough for anyone...

    1. Re:Come on... by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That should be 640K pieces..

      And that would blow away my collection.

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  3. 100,000 pieces? Is that a lot? by Crag · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can I get that in terms a simple consumer like me can understand? How many Lego bricks would it take to build a Library of Congress?

  4. You know you're a lego-addicted /.er by Marijuana+al-Shehi · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...when you register the legose.cx domain. It's still available. Hurry!

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  5. Many applications by Joe+Jordan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's not just a childs toy anymore. Check out this one guys Lego Computer Case. Looks pretty cool.

  6. Spreadsheet? by dfn5 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sorry, this dude doesn't get geek status unless each piece is bar code scanned into a MySQL database with Apache/PHP front end.

    Spreadsheet? Bah!!!

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    1. Re:Spreadsheet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Somewhere along the line, geek must've stopped meaning "clever and innovative" and started meaning "workoholic masochist". I totally missed it.

    2. Re:Spreadsheet? by mackertm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry, this dude doesn't get geek status unless each piece is bar code scanned into a MySQL database with Apache/PHP front end.

      mySQL, are you an idiot? Clearly Oracle or DB2 will be needed to scale to such levels!

      But wait, mySQL is faster!

      But it doesn't support transactions!

      But now it does!

      Wait, this isn't a database pissing contest? I'll go find a different article, never mind.

  7. Down with specialized pieces by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I identify with him when he laments about the lack of good pieces. There was a golden age, when space lego got .. lets see .. MTron (the magnets were ultra cool) and Dark Space (was that what it was called) when the right balance between specialized pieces and generic blocks (and suitable colors for cool models!) was found.

    Since then, all their forays into branding, that evil of evils, have caused them to have to design all these specialized pre-made pieces. God damn it this world would be better off if it were illegal to position yourself horizontally in the market place.

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    1. Re:Down with specialized pieces by Rader · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Honestly, if they want to make that crap and sell Harry Potter/Star Wars pieces that come pre-made (is there even more than one piece?) all the power to them.

      But please!! Keep making the old stuff. I can't even walk to walmart or target or shopko anymore and buy a tub of decent pieces when I run short of 2 x 4's. They don't sell them anymore. I'm stuck with online sales only now.

    2. Re:Down with specialized pieces by Rader · · Score: 4, Informative

      Check out Brick Link and pick whatever you want. It used to be called BrickBay.

      Most of the collections on there are pretty large, and prices are usually reasonable. Everyone there tallies their collection by size and color. So if you want to buy 100 black 2 x 4's, you can.

  8. Lego bathroom by nucal · · Score: 5, Funny
    All of this fuss and bother is the nuts and bolts of Robinson's raison d'Lego -- designing and building intricate scale models, right down to a Lego man at a Lego urinal, or a Lego toilet paper dispenser in a Lego toilet stall.

    Lego toilet paper ?!?!? That's gotta hurt ...

  9. Others like him... by grungebox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try here here. This guy does Lego construction for a living. A LIVING! I'd build Legos for a living to if it weren't for my lack of opposable thumbs...Oh, well, back to engineering.

  10. Re:How does it sound.? by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is an MP3 on the site. And it sounds like the worst harpsicord I've ever heard. But when an hippopotumus flies, you don't criticize the lack of grace.

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  11. 9MM and MP5! by therealmoose · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Lego Beretta

    Lego H&K MP5

    These are really cool, with working slides, collaspable stock, and removable mags.

  12. Lego is NEVER useless by allanj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Come on, michael - there is no such thing as useless Legos. They're fun, they pique the imagination, they provide an endless number of fun hours. I'm really glad my son is turning 5 soon, so I get to play with real Legos with him (IMHO, Duplos are not really funny for adults). If the cool Start Destroyer weren't so expensive, I'd get it for him (and me :-) right away.


    I have so many fond memories of playing with Legos during my childhood, and no model was ever useless. They could all be combined in so many fun and surprising ways that even the hopelessly outdated models I inherited from my father were never useless. In fact, most of the Legos used by my son now is from MY childhood, and a (very small) part of those are from my fathers and uncles' childhood.


    In some ways, this goes to show that a carefully designed interfacing system can survive many years and revisions. If only programming API's had the same level of longevity. The C standard libraries, perhaps?

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  13. Re:100,000 pieces? Is that a lot? by RobinH · · Score: 5, Informative

    Can I get that in terms a simple consumer like me can understand?

    When I was a kid (yikes), lego sets usually cost about 10 cents per brick. Using that factor, 100,000 pieces is around $10,000 worth! That's not allowing for current prices, either, which are probably a lot higher.

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  14. Legos legos everywehere by ohboy-sleep · · Score: 4, Informative

    This guy better hope The White Stripes are making a second video.

  15. Everybody loves Legos by Mmmrky · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can't imagine having anywhere near the necessary time (and money!) to create anything lifesize, but come on people, Legos are wonderful. They shaped my childhood and sparked my interest in engineering.

    My college even has a freshman engineering course that uses a slightly modified version of Lego Mindstorms to teach the design process, how to compensate for mechanical error, programming logic, etc. It was tons of fun.

  16. Henry Lim's Next Project.... by El_Smack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wait for it.......

    Lego Girlfriend.
    Now THAT'S news for nerds.

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  17. Re:How does it sound.? by jguevin · · Score: 3, Funny

    That sound sample is the most hilarious thing I've heard all week. It sounds like he crammed my whole high school band into his harpsichord!

    Seriously, bravo to the "inventor" for his "accomplishment", but he obviously loves Legos much more than he loves music. Bach's ghost is hunting him down right now...

  18. Pretty cool but by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my opinion lego structures are really cool when they stay within the realm of the system. I think every non-Lego piece, substance, or tool you use detracts from the "coolness" value of the overall structure.

    For example, first he starts with glue.. thats somewhat understandable, given the size of these projects. Next its unrolling cloth capes to use as dampers. Brass wires? Well, i suppose those were necessary.

    Next he crosses the line... using a surgical scalpal to cut and shave down LEGO pieces? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?? I mean, at that point I might as well melt down 100,000 of my own legos, pour them into a harpsichord shaped mold, and say I built an instrument out of legos too! I mean, technically it would be correct.

    Perhaps thats an exageration, but I just don't enjoy these models as much when there is so much, well, cheating going on behind the scenes. I suppose those are tradeoffs you have to make to actually make something that isn't just a statue.

  19. Recovering Addict by Denial+of+Cervix · · Score: 4, Informative
    I can sympathize with the 100k dude - my collection included well over 60,000 pieces. While I built some really cool stuff - large LEGO train layouts with pneumatically operated switching points - I found myself spending more time sorting than building. I probably owned more Plano tackle boxes than most fishermen would ever dream of, and they were full of Technic bits broken down by gear size and linkage function. Yes, I was single then. I sold the whole lot when I moved to New Zealand - paid for the trip and freighting the rest of my stuff over!

    Some interesting LEGO links:
    The LEGO User's Group Network - started as an offshoot of the rec.toys.lego newsgroup, now the definitive source for info and discussion.

    The Brickshelf has a gallery of all sorts of stuff people have done, as well as scans of old catalogs and building instructions (you threw those away, didn't you).

    I sorta miss my LEGO sometimes, until I see new LEGO in the store - yech. For the most part, they've really gone downhill (the Sante Fe train engine excepted). Plus, I've got other expensive hobbies - 1/32 slot cars, bicycles, 'puters....

    That harpsicord is pretty wack, tho.

    Later,
    DoC

  20. Uncle Legobags by guttentag · · Score: 4, Funny
    He's got a designated Lego room at home with designated storage bins, including one for Lego "human bits." He growls at his kids if they misfile Lego pieces.

    At last count -- and yes, he does count -- the Robinson family's Lego inventory was nearing 100,000 pieces, a majority of which were tallied and itemized by type and colour on a computer spreadsheet.

    This guy sounds like the Scrooge McDuck of Legos. He's the crotchety old man who growls at his kids when they mismanage part of his beloved collection. I'll bet he goes swimming in his Lego bin several times a day, and some evil witch has been trying forever to steal his number one piece.
  21. The article is a hoax by pmancini · · Score: 3, Funny

    It must be. It says he's had kids. Via what method? Sperm donation? Come on! They guy's house is FULL of Legos! It's not crack guys, its A TOY! (to paraphrase Woody from Toy Story).

    I can imagine the scene where he procreated his kids...

    "Come on babe, let's shag! Lay here next to Lego Larry!"
    "Why is the bed so hard and rough?"
    "it's made of legos! Just like these restraints!"

    Now if you want to talk about a Real Man's collection, come on by my place and let me show you my collection of SPAWN(R) action figures...

  22. Interesting by Wes+Janson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm suprised and disappointed to note that the subject of this article apparantly does not belong to www.lugnet.com , nor is an active part of the Lego community. It's unfortunate that many AFOLs, former AFOLs, and potential AFOLs fail to learn about the active and growing community. Come on over to Lugnet, and browse the posts. Then go visit www.brickshelf.com , the primary site for hosting MOCs (My Own Creation). Adult Fans Of Lego aren't freaks or outcasts (although many would probably call themselves geeks, just as most on this site would call themselves the same), just regular people who have a particular hobby.

  23. You can work a Rubik's Cube with Legos by Amizell · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here are instructions on how to build a robot out of Legos that can solve all of those stupid Rubik's Cubes you have laying around your house. Fighting toys with toys: now that's elegant.

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