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Law Enforcement by Machines

Posted by timothy on from the halt-halt-halt-halt dept.

Inst1gator writes "Nowadays, it seems as if more and more law enforcement is being done by machines. Unfortunately, they don't seem to be up to the job. And the humans don't want to take responsibility, either. This is a great "wakeup call" for those of you who are not aware."

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  1. But... by Order · · Score: 4, Funny

    But the Robocop was good!

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    I am a genius; therefore, you suck.
  2. The solution by Nathdot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately, [the machines] don't seem to be up to the job. And the humans don't want to take responsibility, either.

    So the machines don't do a great job. The people aren't up to the task either. It seems to me we need a combination of the two if we are to police our country efficiently.

    Some sort of "Robo-cop" if you will.

    And in order to fund such a venture we should probably move the police force into the private sector. :)

  3. RIAA-209 by NecrosisLabs · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Please put down your keyboard, you have 20 seconds to comply."

  4. Arrange a meeting by athakur999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of the bots mentioned is one that searched around of "Harrison" and got some preteen images.

    Another bot mentioned looks for people who search for preteen images.

    We need to get these two bots to cross paths. Then their owners will be so busy sueing each other they won't care what the rest of us do.

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    "People that quote themselves in their signatures bother me" - athakur999
  5. Advanced justice machines by blackbeaktux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me: Officer, I don't think you're supposed to be drinking while on duty...
    Officer: Bite my shiny metal ass