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Interview with Andrew Tridgell

Jeremy Allison - Sam writes "See here for a *great* interview with tridge. My favourite quote: 'In 50 years' time I doubt anyone would have ever heard of Samba, but they'll probably be using rsync in one way or another,' Tridgell says. Cheers, Jeremy."

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  1. Samba versus rsync by Ed+Avis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay, so how long until Samba is able to use the rsync protocol for file updates? That depends on what Microsoft decide to do I guess.

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  2. Good article, but don't let RMS read it!!! by sootman · · Score: 4, Funny
    Tridge's software, Samba, lets Torvald's free operating system Linux co-exist with Bill Gates' Windows.

    Hear that "whirr"? That's Stallman spinning in his grave, and he's not even dead yet!

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    1. Re:Good article, but don't let RMS read it!!! by glwtta · · Score: 2

      Hell, I'm spinning in my grave, and I am not even RMS (or dead).

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    2. Re:Good article, but don't let RMS read it!!! by mdavids · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're making some unwarrented assumptions here. Why should a free implementation of SMB upset RMS? It's better than a non-free implementation of SMB. If you're in a position where you can control what you're running on your organisation's file servers, but you can't control what's on the desktop, using Samba is currently the only ethical course of action available to you.

      What might even be better, or at least ethically equivalent and practically easier, is to have a free software implementation of NFS for non-free platforms like Windows (I'm not aware of any), as you don't have to reverse engineer, and re-reverse engineer every couple of years, a secret, proprietary standard to make it work. And it means that some proprietary networking software on the client machines has been replaced by free software.

      The article is actually quite good (the AFR is the only Australian paper worth reading). It uses the term "free software" several times and doesn't even mention that "open source" fad from a couple of years ago. Whatever happened to that, BTW?

    3. Re:Good article, but don't let RMS read it!!! by richie2000 · · Score: 2
      Why should a free implementation of SMB upset RMS?

      It's not named GNU/Samba. :-)

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  3. Re:i want this sequence by Jeremy+Allison+-+Sam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes I do, but I'm not telling :-). Read the Samba source code :-).

    Jeremy.

  4. Re:i want this sequence by budcub · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hmmm, maybe he discovered the "SMB-die" attack.

  5. Re:50 years? by dildatron · · Score: 2, Funny

    we might have something better than html to post in as well.

    we can only hope!

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  6. Heh by Spock+the+Vulcan · · Score: 3, Redundant
    From the article:
    Tridgell says that he recently discovered a certain combination of data which, when sent down the wire to a Windows server, rebooted it. "Every NT server just completely rebooted. We decided not to emulate that."
    1. Re:Heh by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 2, Funny

      What data doesn't make a NT box eventually reboot?

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    2. Re:Heh by Coplan · · Score: 2
      The funniest part about that is the rest of the paragraph:
      • We decided not to emulate that. We contact Microsoft about these bugs, and we get back emails saying, 'Have you got your computer switched on? Are you sure you've got all the latest patches?' Of course, you idiot! Just put me through to someone who knows what they're doing," he says.
      I'm just thinking how much fun that "data chunk" would be at the University. And in a sick sort of way, I wish they would emulate that.
    3. Re:Heh by Peter+Harris · · Score: 2

      But can we have that "testing" feature in smbclient, please?

      (Bwahahahahaaa!)

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  7. Don't understand SMB...we'll do it for you! by intermodal · · Score: 2, Redundant

    "Certainly (the Samba team) knows a lot more about the Microsoft protocol than the people who Microsoft sends to the (annual) CIFS conferences. The people they've sent along haven't had a clue, but I don't know if they were just people who happened to be walking up the corridor when the manager decided he needed someone to go along."

    Good to know that at least somebody understands it...

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    1. Re:Don't understand SMB...we'll do it for you! by SurfTheWorld · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed. An often-times overlooked benefit of open-source is the exposure a product can attain simply by virtue of being open. A closed source product team has to make an investment in a quality assurance group, which usually works 9 - 5. An open source project (assuming it is highly visible) is capable of leveraging a global supply of quality assurance engineers to test their product 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The whole world is essentially their beta testers.

      While the Samba folks have done us Linux folk a tremendous favor (reverse engineering *any* protocol is difficult) in encapsulating all of the SMB details via Samba, they have also performed a huge service to MicroSoft and the rest of the closed-source world by hammering on the various platforms that come out of Redmond. As the article points out, every new version (or patch release) is put through it's paces against Samba. Although their primary goal is to ensure compatibility, the secondary effect is extremely valuable to non-Samba users: bugs in server software from a closed source vendor are exposed (and hopefully fixed).

      The difficulty is that the rest of the world (and probably MicroSoft in particular), either doesn't see, or see's but turns a cold shoulder none-the-less to the open source community.

      Thank you Andrew for your work and the work of your team.

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    2. Re:Don't understand SMB...we'll do it for you! by llywrch · · Score: 2

      You left out my favorite part of this quote -- the sentence immediately before what you quoted:

      ``A lot of the really technical people who really understood the protocol appear to have left Microsoft."

      From the rumors surrounding the release of Win2000, I suspect that this loss of technical expertise is not limited to the SMB protocol alone.

      Geoff

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  8. In 50 years... by Dannon · · Score: 2, Funny

    'In 50 years' time I doubt anyone would have ever heard of Samba'

    Oh, I don't know 'bout that... it's been at least a few centuries since Waltz was invented and I know a few folks who still cut the rug in 3/4 time! *rimshot*

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  9. Re:In 50 years, I doubt many will know what Unix i by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

    There's already standardisation efforts underway to double the length of the time variables, so I don't think there's any huge issue. We should be finished within 30 years I would think.

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  10. wasn't one of the developers by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    for rsync suppose to go to the space station?

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    1. Re:wasn't one of the developers by maelstrom · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn I am a nerd. I didn't get the joke at all, I started thinking that yes, rsync would make sense on space missions as the bandwidth to space as well as the propogation delay would necesitate having something like rsync for data transfers.

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    2. Re:wasn't one of the developers by glassware · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would wager I am a bigger nerd. At the moment I am reading this article, I am working on a product called "space station", and I am in fact using rsync to send our weekly batch up to the production server. For a minute I thought the original message came from my lead developer.

      How's that for a coincidence?

  11. Re:In 50 years, I doubt many will know what Unix i by gerbache · · Score: 2, Informative

    But in most *nixes, especially of the open source variety, all one would have to do essentially is change the variables a bit and recompile. Granted, it's somewhat more complicated an effort than just that, but you get the idea. This should be a much simpler problem to fix than the y2k bug that never really was a problem.

    I suppose my point is that if we were able to survive the y2k bug without much of a real problem (sure some things were broken, but compared to what we were told was going to happen, it was really smooth), we ought to be able to do the same with *nix, only much easier.

  12. I dunno by Raul654 · · Score: 2

    Given the turn around time of (most) Open source projects, don't you think 30 years is cutting it a bit close?

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    1. Re:I dunno by child_of_mercy · · Score: 2

      name 1 open source/free software project that's taken 30 years

      just 1

      i dare you.

      (seeing as - to the best of my knowledge - no open/free licence has existed for more than 16 years it would be tough).

      Your problem is that closed projects burst fully formed (although mostly deformed) into the public arena, open projects are kicking around in public from the start of their process.

      interestingly this also applies to security fixes, where in the free world the fix is released on the basis of a theoretical exploit, whereas in the closed world a practical exploit is in the wild before you see a security patch.

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  13. More Important Question by Raul654 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until someone patents it as a device for fixing Windows security problems?

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    1. Re:More Important Question by Jason+Earl · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm bookmarking your post as prior art.

  14. A couple you missed by Raul654 · · Score: 2

    What about Linda Lovelace, Kevin Smith, and Tux?

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  15. Thank You. by DigitalAdrenaline · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd just like to say a REALLY big thank you for the time and effort you've spent working on Samba. It has been a huge benefit to me both personally and professionally, and I am taking this opportunity to express my sincere gratitude.

    Andrew, thanks for envisioning this project, and getting up all started. Thanks also to your wife for putting up with it, I'm not sure mine would have :)

    The developer list is growing, and I've never even read messages from some from some of you, but it's worth taking the time to personally express thanks as individually as this forumn allows.

    Jeremy Allison
    Andrew Tridgell
    John Terpstra
    Chris Hertel
    John Blair
    Gerald Carter
    Michael Warfield
    Brian Roberson
    Jean Francois Micouleau
    Simo Sorce
    Andrew Bartlett
    Motonobu Takahashi
    Jelmer Vernooij
    Richard Sharpe
    Eckart Meyer
    Herb Lewis
    Dan Shearer
    David Fenwick
    Paul Blackman
    Volker Lendecke
    Alexandre Oliva
    Tim Potter
    Matt Chapman
    David Bannon
    Steve French
    Jim McDonough
    *Luke Leighton
    *Elrond
    *Sander Striker

    Thank You. You have done a great service for us all, and we are very much in your debt.

    Kevin Anderson

  16. Re:In 50 years, I doubt many will know what Unix i by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    UNIX doomsday, this only applies to 32-bit integers if you recompile your code with time as a 64-bit integer (like on 64-bit processors) then the 32 bit integer which represents time as seconds since circa 1970, will last for 70 ish years, however a 64 bit integer can store 2^32 times more numbers, meaning it will last for 70 * (2^32) years. So as long as all UNIX machines are on 64 bit processors by 2038, doomsday will be avoided until the year 300647712690. In other words approx. 280 billion years. Given that we estimate that the universe is approaching its mid life crisis, 64 bits should keep time for 9.3 universe life times. I have a feeling my math may be a bit off can someone double check this for me. I do know that 64 bit UNIX time will last for a the forseeable future.

  17. Re:Back to life... Back to reality by William+Tanksley · · Score: 5, Informative

    You don't know what you're talking about.

    Samba isn't developed my Microsoft; SMB is. And the problems SMB solves are fading even now; in 50 years there's no way that SMB will be useful. Microsoft will have moved on to something else.

    And, of course, rsync isn't part of the rlogin/rsh/rwhatever toolset. It's completely independant.

    The reason that rsync might still be used is that it implements a really powerful algorithm to do its job, which is being adopted in many cutting-edge projects. I don't know if those cutting-edge projects will have relatives which are still in use in 50 years, but they have more of a chance than Samba.

    -Billy

  18. Samba will be remembered as the Microsoft D-Day by tucay · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Samba was our beach head that allowed us to get a footing on Microsoft so we could execute missions in their territory.

    The best thing is that our Samaba soldiers will still live on to write other great software to help us rid our lives of Microsoft software.

    Thanks samba team even though I rarely use your Samba software anymore. I use rsync all the time on my Gentoo systems!

  19. Re:In 50 years, I doubt many will know what Unix i by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Funny

    This totally ignores a more urgent problem than Y2K. I like to call it the "Y10K" problem. Since no one is preparing for it, when the year 9999 rolls around, we are going to have major problems. You see, they only updated most date fields with 4 digits, not nearly enough just a few millenia from now. And I dare you to suggest "they certainly won't be using the same computers they're using now!". That's what they said last time. Worse, all the copies of COBOL for Dummies and The Complete Idiot's Guide to COBOL will have long since rotted.

    If I were you, I'd start stocking up on canned food, and non-electronic forms of currency like rolls of toilet paper.

  20. Not just Microsoft... by Jacco+de+Leeuw · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Years ago I stumbled into a bug in OS/2 Warp 4. I got the SMB networking process to crash after a sequence of smbclient commands.

    So I downloaded a bug report form from the IBM website, filled in all details and sent it off. After a while I got a response. I could not make heads or tails of it. It was in some kind of IBM speak. (IBM speak really exists. Do they still call a harddisk a "hard file"? :-)

    So I forwarded the message to Timothy Sipples, who had been very active on Usenet and had just started working for IBM. He translated it for me: I was not a big account customer so they would not accept the bug report. Sigh...

    Soon after that, Linux became my main OS.

    (I actually made a patch for smbclient so that it would not kill OS/2, but I never forwarded it to the Samba people).

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  21. rsync by dnoyeb · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have never heard of rsync, but I have a samba PDC in my basement. I'm not any hotrod Linux hacker or anything. My wife asked me how come she didnt see the same favorites on both computers?

    I made it so.
    I'm a good husband.

    Besides, these things are not just toys right? It was damn easy. Buying as much as an NT server still costs no less than $500 on ebay. samba cost about 5 minutes in FTP to get the latest for RedHat. On my K6-233 Asus tx97x its flawless. Flawless i say.

    Ramble on.

    Everytime I login I feel a little geekdom. Everytime my wife *doesen't* complain about the computer I feel like THE MAN. You see in my house I am Bill Gates. If windows breaks, I get the blame. If Linux is too confusing, I get the blame. So what we have here is the best of both worlds. BTW, i used to get pissed at the IT department for taking so long to launch new OSes. Now I am about to take XP off my computer because its loosing faxes and the printer dont work on it, etc... Its affecting my love life ;)

    1. Re:rsync by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

      No. The k62 does MMX if I am not mistaken. It uses dual voltages. the k6 does not use dual voltages.

  22. Re:Hello! UNIX doesn't have a Y2K bug! Y2K is over by ces · · Score: 2

    Wrong, several UNIX variants had (or have) Y2K issues. For some systems it was just user level programs that had problems, for some it was much more serious requiring updates to the system libraries or kernel.

    back in 1998 I was working for a HP VAR. We had several customers who could not upgrade their systems from HP-UX 9. Unfortunately HP's Y2K "solution" for HP-UX 9 was upgrading to HPUX 10 or 11. Most of these users were planning on setting the system clocks back 32 years.

    There were a number of vile hacks put into place to get us past Y2K such as pivot dates and setting system clocks back. Hopefully these hacks won't come back to haunt us in a few years.

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  23. In 50 years? Think so? by image · · Score: 4, Interesting

    > In 50 years time I doubt anyone would have ever heard of Samba, but they'll probably be using rsync in one way or another

    Think so? The Univac was state of the art in 1952. Considering that the progress of technology is accelerating over time (check out The History of Computing Timeline), do you really think that the ideas behind rsync are going to be relevant? Network throughput is already getting massive. If we could fast-forward to 2052, I imagine we would barely recognize the technologies in use.

    Do you think that Turing could have even fathomed performing a billion operations a second and having a almost a terrabyte of storage available and (almost) accessible anywhere on the planet at megabit data transfer rates? In our homes? For an inflation adjusted price of under $100? You have to be kidding me -- it would have blown his mind.

    In 2052 CPU power will be effectively unlimited (imagine doing a billion billion operations per second), storage constraints meaningless, and, if networking trends continue and/or quantum plays out (as it may), effectively instantaneous access to that data.

    Think we'll still be diff-ing data to squeeze the most out of the net? In 2052 that is the last thing we'll be bothering with.

    All this only hold true of course if we assume that technology will improve as fast as it historically has and that we don't hit a cataclysmic end to human progress in general (plague, nuclear armageddon, etc). But if the last 50 years have been any indication, what we will see in 2052 will bare little resemblance to what we have in 2002.

  24. Re:In 50 years? Think so? by image · · Score: 2

    > Think so? [...]

    Oh, and I forgot to add, Samba rocks, rsync rocks, and Andrew Tridgell rocks. I don't mean at all to take away from the contributions of an amazing individual in the open source movement.

  25. Almost over my head by Bandito · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We observe the interaction between Windows boxes on the network, watch the packets (of data) going past, and then try sending that packet ourselves to see what happens. Sometimes we get a slap in the face, most times we get a coffee," he says.

    It took me a second read to realize that asking for the "wrong thing" from your waitress might get you that proverbial slap in the face!

  26. Re:In 50 years, I doubt many will know what Unix i by pediddle · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not that the processor can't count above 32-bits. There are 64-bit (or even higher) long long integers, and Java longs are also 64-bits. The difference is that for 64-bits on a 32-bit computer, the processor actually has to do the addition in two steps, once for each 32-bit dword. Unix programmers knew rightly that this is a little less efficient than straight 32-bit numbers, in addition to the fact that 64-bits takes twice as much memory. So they decided to go the efficient route, instead of the correct route.

    There is nothing about 32-bit processors that prevents 64-bit datatypes from being emulated. Many Unixes are already migrating; the new time_t structures really are 64-bit. Java time, and I'm sure there's lots of other examples, is 64-bit as well.

  27. Rsync good by larien · · Score: 4, Informative
    I have to say rsync is an excellent bit of software. It has a small task, and damn it does it well. I subscribe to the Sun Manager's list and there are several times I've recommended rsync, just because it is the best bit of software around for copying files while retaining all the Unix stuff like:
    • file ownership
    • permissions
    • symlinks
    • special files (devices, etc)
    • hard links
    Great bit of software. Perhaps not as technically excellent as Samba, which is more complex, but very useful.
  28. But what you've not accounted for... by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is that with all that tremendous increase in power comes equally large increases in volume of data. When getting the weather report means downloading data every second or so from a few million collection devices around the world so that your GPS watch can run a global weather simulation to tell you what weather will be like throughout the day within a 1 mile radius, then yes, rsync (or its distant children) will still be quite useful!!

    Not to mention fully volumetric video feeds.

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  29. Re:In 50 years? Think so? by mnmoore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, fifty years is a damn long time, so who knows.

    That said, historically raw computing power has increased more rapidly than network bandwidth. Rsync is essentially about using compute power to save bandwidth, using hashes and checksums to avoid transferring unnecessary bytes. So the cost/benefit will likely still hold. The network may be faster, but the files will be bigger and the CPU will be faster still.

    That said, rsync as a command-line utility will almost surely be gone, but the ideas in rsync may well migrate directly into the application layer or even the network stack. At least, it's more likely to be around than samba, which is a fantastic yet special purpose tool for a specialized problem (Windows compatible file-sharing).

    Besides, tridge got his CompSci Ph.D. for his rsync work, so nobody should be surprised he's proud of it. :-) Check out his thesis at http://samba.org/~tridge.

    Matt

  30. Y10K by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2

    I agree - Y10K is the next big problem. In 7991 years and 2 months all the four digit dates will read 0000. I set up a website a while ago to solve this problem: www.parseerror.com/y10k/

  31. Also by johnburton · · Score: 3, Informative

    This doesn't mention that he's also the person who first did a lot of the tivo hacks that are out there. How can one person do so many good things?

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  32. Re:In 50 years, I doubt many will know what Unix i by spitzak · · Score: 2
    I'm not sure if 64 bits will fix it completely. It is easy to change the vast majority of code with a recompile (unlike Y2K where you had to change the size of an array from 2 to 3 and there was no easy way to detect it). However there is still going to be structures that have 32 bit entries in them.

    But actually the true doomsday is not until about 2100, because this is only for *signed* 32-bit integers. If you assumme unsigned then you get twice as long from 1970 before it overflows. You can also do "sliding window" hacks like those proposed for Y2K that will allow code that relies on negative values to work as long as the negative value is not too big.

    Another reason that this is not a problem is that the 1-second resolution is increasingly becoming a problem and I expect virtually all uses of time in Unix to be replaced before then with some higher-resolution thing. Hopefully when this is done they will add enough extra bits so there is no overflow problem for many millenia. Probably 64 bits where 65536 is one second would be a good replacement. 64-bit IEEE floating point might also be good, it would allow short time intervals to be accurate to less than Plank time and allow Universe-age time intervals to be represented with a fraction of a second of accuracy, though the fact that addition is not communative might make people not want to use this.

  33. Whither rproxy? by Frisky070802 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The article mentioned how great rsync is for HTTP traffic, and left it at that. I've seen rproxy in the rsync source tree, but I wonder how active it is these days, and whether it has a chance for wide adoption. What good is cutting the transfer down by 90% if no one uses it? Also, there's a somewhat dated study of delta-encoding (and rsync/rproxy is in this genre) that raises the issue of how frequently the same data is retrieved repeatedly.

    Does anyone have empirical evaluations of deltas (including, but not necessarily limited to, rproxy) on today's workloads?

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  34. Re:In 50 years? Think so? by km790816 · · Score: 2

    Slow down turbo.

    Fifty years ago people thought that we all would be flying around in personal airplanes by now.

    It's not usually valid to stretch a trend out beyond a decade. Unlike the last 20 years of computing, we are running into the fundamental limits of physics: the size of the atom and the speed of light. Not saying that we won't come up with something clever. :-)

  35. Re:In 50 years, I doubt many will know what Unix i by WhaDaYaKnow · · Score: 2

    until the year 300647712690. In other words approx. 280 billion years

    Congratulations, you have just been selected for the ultimate geek award! :-D

    Hint: people that don't know about 1024 would have probably said either 300 billion years or 301 billion years. :-D

  36. Re:SMB not necessary? by Plug · · Score: 2

    I'll treat this message as if it's not a troll.

    If you're dealing with a free Unix (Linux, BSD etc), the most 'standard' way for mounting network partitions is using NFS (the Network Filesystem.)

    Several companies will sell you NFS utilities for Windows. nfsAxe is by the people who make WinaXe, a Win32 X server. A quick search doesn't turn up a standard Windows open-source solution for this.

    SMB has been rebranded by Microsoft as CIFS, the Common Internet File System. Microsoft have all the official docs, but of course samba.org have more information about it than they do.

    Samba is supported by all Windows machines. It doesn't even work too badly for sharing filesystems between unices (I have a public SMB share on a FreeBSD file server machine mounted on my Linux gateway: you wouldn't know it wasn't a local FS.) The permissions model isn't perfect, of course, but for a shared FS, it works good.

    Your question asked "is there a better way." Well, without getting into what's wrong with Samba, it's hard to answer. If you want Windows interoperability (and it's hard to find a situation where it's not a plus), you can't go wrong with Samba. It's a very mature, stable, complete solution.

  37. Re:That's a great interview? by child_of_mercy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about that this story got a WHOLE PAGE in the Australian Financial Review (and the picture of tridge was half the page).

    This isn't a tech piece on Linux Orbit.

    this is a mostly technically literate puff piece on linux in the newspaper that the suits of a modern nation read (roughly equivalent to the Wall Street Journal or the Financial Times).

    thats what's newsworthy about it.

    Plus Tridge lives in Canberra so he's all right unlike the rest of you bastards who pick on us (sorry, local grievances there).

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  38. Ha! by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    My troll was much more obvious than you're troll!

    Oh wait, your not trolling...

    (Psst... I know your trolling. I love you're method. Now you write back, but don't let everybody else know...)

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  39. Re:No Stupid!!! by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    It's not lame! I got four responses... I thought it was original, in a sort of blatant stereotypical knock off brand of original.

    PS, Try going to FAO Schwartz sometime (if you haven't) to see some of the most amazing Barbies. They have Irish Princess Barbie, Asian Goddess Barbie, Marilyn and James Dean Barbie, to name just a few of the FAO Schwartz exclusive collection of Barbies. (Seriously, It's an amazing toy store)

    TTFN (Ta-Ta-For-Now)

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  40. Re:That's a great interview? by lkaos · · Score: 2

    To begin with, tridge is a great guy--having the pleasure of working with him recently--and I'm glad to see some press about him because it's well deserved.

    The SMB is a standard protocol (originally designed and created by IBM). SMB is merely a pipe and messaging mechanism (sort of like IPC for networks). CIFS is an RPC mechanism that sits on top of SMB. The SNIA workgroup has published a standard for CIFS that Microsoft has contributed to.

    Unfortunately, one of the big problems is that if the Windows implementation is broken, everyone else has to be too. Furthermore, Windows is always adding new calls to CIFS that of course are undocumented.

    Samba is not an emulator. It is as much of a CIFS server as a Windows machine is.

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  41. Oh Jesus, yous'isn't trolling, yous really a dork by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    So, you're either a troll, or a...

    You shouldn't have had to asked if I was troll in the first place. I made it about as blatently fucking obvious the first time. You sir, need to develop some convictions.

    I bet when you were in high school or college (if you're not still in school) you didn't clue in that a lack of eye contact really meant she didn't want to dance with you. She's not shy, she's trying to ignore you in as polite a way as she can.

    I can understand one wanting to hedge thier bets, but this is silly. I was obviously troll and NOT an 11 year old girl, but I said nothing, knowing you were playing it safe (despite blatent clues)

    This time, you have no other option, but to conclude that I'm a very blatent troll.

    So, you're either a troll, or a ... Which is still a troll

    If you had any convictions, you wouldn't have made it to the ", or a", even if the other option boils down to being a troll. It's superfluous and just plain silly!

    Earth and Justice to You, Fucko!

    --
    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
  42. JohnDenver is pretending to be a troll... by alienmole · · Score: 2
    ...but can't really take the heat, apparently.

    It's kind of amusing to use high-class trolling techniques, such as rhetorical statements and sarcasm, on someone whose ability to comprehend is as limited as yours. My original post was not "playing it safe" - I knew you weren't an 11-year old girl. That's the "rhetorical" bit, when you grow up and become a real troll, you might want to look into that.

    Anyway, I can't help a sneaking suspicion that you really are impressed by FAO Schwarz, in which case you're emotionally an 11-year old girl, if not physically. So I guess my message worked on multiple levels. I'm even more of a genius than I originally thought I was! M4d propz to me!

    If you had any convictions, you wouldn't have made it to the ", or a", even if the other option boils down to being a troll. It's superfluous and just plain silly!

    Kind of like your first message? I dunno, I thought mine was original, in a sort of blatant stereotypical knock off brand of original. If both conclusions lead to the same thing, what does that tell you? Wouldn't that be sort of a clue? Perhaps a little too subtle...

    Anyhow, I can only assume that with your stratospheric user ID, you're still learning the ropes. I look forward to the day when you join the ranks of the great trolls of /. I'm sure it'll be a few years yet, but probably by the time the UIDs reach the millions, you'll do it. I have complete faith in you. In the meantime, just try a bit harder, willya?

    Oh, and try not to break character so easily, too. It's always depressing to see that in a young troll...

    1. Re:JohnDenver is pretending to be a troll... by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

      If you had any convictions, you wouldn't have made it to the ", or a", even if the other option boils down to being a troll. It's superfluous and just plain silly!

      Kind of like your first message? I dunno, I thought mine was original, in a sort of blatant stereotypical knock off brand of original. If both conclusions lead to the same thing, what does that tell you? Wouldn't that be sort of a clue? Perhaps a little too subtle...


      Q: What do you call a troll who's perfectly capable in exploiting irony, but unable to detect it?
      A: A figment of his target's imagination, and a pretty good clue...

      (Excerpt)

      SOME GUY: Jail! I don't give a damn about jail!
      You can take me to jail!
      POSSE: Take me to jail!
      SOME GUY: Lock me up!
      POSSE: Lock me up!
      SOME GUY: Throw away the key!
      POSSE: Throw away the key!
      SOME GUY: I ain't afraid of fucking a man's ass!!!

      (turn table scratches, music stops, people stop dancing)
      POSSE: Whoah...
      SOME GIRL: He trippin'...

      SOME GUY: Ain't you ever been in the shower, and the suds go down the crack of a man's ass and......

      HA! I was fooling ya'll! Those were jokes!

      Don't feed the trolls... :O)

      --
      "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
    2. Re:JohnDenver is pretending to be a troll... by alienmole · · Score: 2
      What do you call a troll who's perfectly capable in exploiting irony

      Where? Did I miss one?? You don't mean TRoLLaXoR, surely...

    3. Re:JohnDenver is pretending to be a troll... by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

      Next time you can just reply with...

      Not!

      ...and you'll have the same effect! :O)

      Yum Garrg Garrg Garrg Garrg

      --
      "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
    4. Re:JohnDenver is pretending to be a troll... by alienmole · · Score: 2

      HAND, you wild and crazy troll!

  43. Sometimes you have to be a bit over-the-top... by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    Instead of spreading you're trademark joylessness.

    I'll be looking forward to your meaningless lack of insight.

    --
    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
    1. Re:Sometimes you have to be a bit over-the-top... by alienmole · · Score: 2
      That's what I get for trying to be polite. That new irony-detection circuitry of yours must be running amok now!

      Joylessness indeed! Why, I included a whole exclamation point in my previous post - and there are three in this one!

      Freude trinken alle Wesen
      An den Brüsten der Natur;
      Alle Guten, alle Bösen
      Folgen ihrer Rosenspur.

      There you have it - we tread the same rose-covered path, you and I, despite my inherent goodness and your unleavened evil. Wait, do I have that the right way around? It's so confusing these days, what with the good guys laundering drug money for the evil ones and all...

      A troll with a cause, how droll!

  44. But I'm the Good Troll from the North! by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    Do you usually feed the trolls until they puke? This isn't fun anymore. I don't like it, so I give up.

    You're too clever and persistant for me, especially with your German poetry, which I had to translate with Babelfish.

    I tired of trying to be evil. You sir/madame are truly wise as a snake and as harmless as a dove.

    I was going to go into some pointless rant on how truely insightful trolls have a cause, but I don't care anymore. I just want to go back to work.

    Thanks for sucking the joy out of trolling for me...

    --
    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce