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What's in Your Toolbox?

Embedded Geek asks: "I am a software developer with access to (conservatively) $100K worth of emulators, protocol analyzers, and debugging equipment at work. Nevertheless, as in every lab since Frankenstein's, I can never find a meter or screwdriver when I need one - and God help you if you need electrical tape! Over the years I have accumulated a personal toolkit to fill the gaps between what my employer provides and what I need to get my job done. In addition to the basics (a meter, screwdrivers, cable ties, boxcutter, extra power cables, duct tape) I have a number of oddball items that have come in handy (serial cable gender changers & converters, a dental mirror, dental picks). I'm curious what other items slashdotters doing hardware/software development have found useful that their bosses never provide. What about those in the IT/support world?"

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  1. Re:Forceps by Star+Stealing+Girl · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I keep several pair in my box.. Great for pulling screws out of tight spots, fishing wires...

    ...delivering the occasional baby...

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  2. My toolbox by flikx · · Score: 5, Funny
    • Large box of condoms
    • 2 enema kits
    • 3 porno magazines
    • Box of cheap cigars
    • Bottle of vodka


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  3. Re:Forceps by kableh · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...delivering the occasional baby...

    ... finishing off the occasional roach ...

  4. As a software engineer, ... by joto · · Score: 5, Funny
    I usually carry a pen, and some scrap piece of paper. It can come in very handy when you need to discuss, plan, or understand something that is too difficult to get off the computer screen.

    Since I work with some embedded stuff as well, it has happened that my pocket knife have come in handy (some people actually fasten those screws at the end of the com-ports I need access to in order to speak to the equipment).. But it depends on what you do (well, I have also used a multimeter once, but only because I had no lightbulb and two pieces of wire handy).

    If you need more tools than that, you can't possibly call yourself a software developer.

    Besides, the ultimate toolchest has been discussed at slashdot before. But anyway, here is my suggestion (but for software developers):

    • A hammer (good for solving problems with faulty compilers)
    • A bat (see above, but when something else fails as well)
    • A punchbag (for those situations when you finally found out, the problem was your own code)
    • A pillow (when you need to take a nap to "think of your problem")
    • A teddy (which you can try to explain your problem too before you pester your coworkers, most often it's the explaining that is important, not your coworkers suggestion. Besides, it's cuddly and sweet and can give you emotional support when you need it...)
    • A dirty coffe-mug (that you never wash or use (there are paper cups, right?), but at least keeps your desk less tidy)
    • A couple of boxes of old outdated and useless manuals for things you don't even remember what was (but sure, the next day after you throw something away, you certainly remember)
    • A flier for the local pizza-delivery service...
  5. Just one single tool. by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

    A hammer.

    Rather then carry around one tool to solve each problem, it's much simpler to carry around a hammer and treat all problems as nails.

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