Come on Up (to the ISS) You're the Next Contestant
Ender writes "The Voice of America and the NY times (Free registration, yetti, yatta ...) are running articles informing us that the Russian space Agency Rosaviakosmos has an agreement with Moscow to send a TV contest winner to the International Space Station. All contestants would train for space flight during the programs and this would show the audience how cosmonauts are trained prior to their space flight." Boy bands are ineligible.
Can't wait until the Russians finally figure out that a PORN STAR in the ISS will make for better ratings. Zero-Gee sex will have millions throwing $$$$ in the direction of the Russians.
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
Is part of the prize the return flight or is this another one of those scams we keep hearing about? ;-)
Taking a cue from the "Survivor" Reality show.
A Boy Band star is "voted off" the space station and stuffed into an air lock.
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That's one small step for television, but one giant leap for degrading space travel.
Dr. Joseph Hairston
Superintendent, CCBC
Monty Hall: "Would you prefer to take one more tour of the station, or would you like what's behind door #2?"
Contestant/Winner: "I'll take Door #2 Monty"
Contestant/Winner: "Wait...that look like an airlock....WHOAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Monty Hall: "Should have taken the tour".
I heard ISS is really unstable and full of holes. Who would want to go there?
Oh wait, that's IIS.
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NASA has already sent up people who don't really belong. Politicians, for example. OK, they had some training. But, then, so do the people in the $20 million category. It's not like they're selling tickets on a Soyuz like, for example, airlines sell tickets on 747s. A hell of a lot of training goes with that ticket.
When Dennis Tito went up, I and others thought NASA's objections were at best disingenuous, at worst outright lies. The man had been an aerospace engineer and had received months of training before his trip. Yet NASA proclaimed how difficult his trip made things for them. I thought, what if something unexpected went wrong on the station not connected to that little trip? If the system was that fragile, it was a disaster waiting to happen.
NASA needs to develop technologies that are more robust. The country needs space technologies that are able to recover from at least minor problems. The Russians have done that to some extent.
And, of course, with each of these tourists Russia earns some badly needed hard money for their struggling program.
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