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Microsoft Puts SourceForge Clone Into Beta

M$ Mole writes "Microsoft is working hard to build their .NET community and has released the beta of an online software project management site. The service being provided is very similar to SF.net, but problems are arising around Microsoft's license, which (originally) granted all rights to the software place on the server to Microsoft. MS has back-pedaled a bit since their 'beta' license and is working on a new, more "acceptable" license."

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  1. How very microsoftonian by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 3, Funny

    One wonders if there is really a community of MS developers older than 13 years old who would give away thier software anyway.

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    1. Re:How very microsoftonian by Malcontent · · Score: 5, Funny

      Either way it's clear that they have been infected with the open source cancer.

      Now they are all communists too! Yea!

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    2. Re:How very microsoftonian by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 4, Funny

      What are you going to do with all that nice software you've written when Microsoft makes it incompatible with the next version of Windows?

      That would be such a rare occurance that most people probably wouldn't know what to do.

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  2. For Immediate Release: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft Corporation is proud to announce their acquisition on October 10th, 2002 of VA Linux Systems and its associated propaganda wing, OSDN.

  3. Microsoft caves in to "open-source" zealots again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't understand why microsoft isn't taking a more pro-active role to defend the rights of content providers in today's online world. Why shouldn't Microsoft, in exchange for providing a high-reliability service for .NET developers using the Microsoft .NET framework to create dynamic applications, be given some rights in return? I for one hope Microsoft reconsiders this decision, since it could set a nasty precedent for all future providers of online services. Indeed, if there's one problem with Microsoft these days, its that they go too far to address customer desires, no matter how ridiculous.

  4. Ugh by houseofmore · · Score: 5, Funny

    There should be a law against encouraging VB programmer's to get together.

  5. Why wouldn't you want to hand over your rights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not like Microsoft would ever abuse them, or you. You don't really need to own software do you? Microsoft will license it you at a very reasonable fee, even if you wrote it yourself! And we all know that non Microsoft licnesed software is bad...

  6. one lucky guy by Eol1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look at that logo. Width / length of fingers. Anybody else think that looks like a single guys hand with 3 women hands. Just what m$ needs for a logo

    "Geek? Single? lonely? Love microsoft but all the sexy unix chics won't talk to you. Well this is the place for you. Place all your .NET software here, where the microsoft women outnumber the men. Who knows, might even get you laid" :)

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    1. Re:one lucky guy by Trusty+Penfold · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, women do outnumber men on the MS campus site in Redmond.
      Official figures from MS financial disclosures (earlier this year, they probably haven't changed much) are
      Women : 14987
      Men : 14854
      Other : 2

    2. Re:one lucky guy by program21 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The 'other' category includes Steve Ballmer, I'd guess, but who else?

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  7. Hmmm... by ekephart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it going to be hard to collaberate on closed source projects? :-)

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  8. Say... by Murdock037 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anybody else notice that the word "Microsoft" appears in four of today's front-page headlines? And that "Linux" appears on two?

    Offtopic, maybe, but maybe somebody should keep an eye on this "Microsoft" company. They seem to be extending their monopoly.

  9. Gotdotnet? by Vengie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Umm, is it me, or is _everyone_ ripping off the "Got Milk?" campaigns? Can I please see the american dairy farmers association (ADFA) sue M$? Please?!? Microsoft is stealing the "look and feel" of "got milk" adds with "gotdotnet!"

    ;)

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  10. The 'GotDotNet' Logo Offends Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    It is a picture of a white hand holding down a bunch a non-white hands.

  11. Re:Icon by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Very fitting, though. It represents you holding your balls, after yet another security breach on your .NET server.

    Sqeeeeeeeeeeez.

  12. All your code are belong to us!! by tiny69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    [evil thought]
    I think I'll host a few GPL licensed projects on their servers, and hope MS incorporates the source into their own code base. Then I can sue them for everything they have and take over the world!!

    muahahaha

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  13. gotwhat? by spoon42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    www.gotdotnet.com?

    Leave it to Microsoft to come up with a worse name than slashdot.

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  14. Tee Hee by Phouk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's give this new site a warm welcome. Everybody please click on the link to it and then reload a few times, thank you.

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  15. Re:There is... by houseofmore · · Score: 2, Funny

    naturalselection.vbs

  16. /.ed by KoolDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, M$ renamed their project management site to www.got/dotnet.com after the site was heavily /.ed. "The / also represnts the split that /. brought to the site and we're learning from our mistakes", said Miss.Laura Hurlton, M$ spokeswoman who is also a stock photos model...

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  17. Well, that seems hardly surprising... by Krokus · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It appears that the initial licensing was written with a heavy emphasis on CYA, without much thought to whether or not people would agree to it.

    Microsoft listened to our arguments, and adjusted the licensing to be friendlier within a day or two."

    So Microsoft lets their lawyers create the most greedy, all-encompassing license imaginable, and then passes it on to marketing so they can tweak it down until it rests on the threshold of public tolerance. Now that's what I call a company looking out for their customers. OK, maybe not.

  18. Top 10 projects on gotdotnet! by dpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    10. VirusPropagator 0.2
    9. NewVirusGenerator 0.1.1
    8. VirusDetector 0.0.3
    7. DRMBreak 4.2
    6. AutoUpdateBlocking 3.5
    5. GenerateNewLicenseAfterReconfig 4.6
    4. PutTheRegistryBackIntoSaneState 2.2
    3. RebootForSixthTimeToday 1.6
    2. PutOSBackIntoSaneStateAfterItCorruptsOwnFiles 7.8

    1. EraseHardDriveInstallRealOS 1.0

    1. Re:Top 10 projects on gotdotnet! by tulare · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot the biggest one, so I'll lend you a hand:

      0.5. Random blue screen generator. Available here.

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  19. SWEET!!!!!! by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 5, Funny
    Thanks /.

    I didn't realize that there was a central place where I can host my projects (scripts) and get collaboration on how effective they can be.

    A few of my fellow tweens can now help me out in naming my next vir^H^H^Hscript ...

    On a serious note, I really hope they host this site with IIS.

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  20. My Take by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Funny

    First, that's a very nice, PC pan-ethnic logo they've got there.

    Second, I'm not sure that using the phrase "workspace" is the greatest choice. Looking at Metrowerks' package design or the name "Sourceforge" gives you a neat, romanticized image of some code artist beating away on a big piece of iron, forging something new. Its designed to appear attractive to the person doing the work, not his manager -- not MS's strong point. "Workspaces"? Might appeal to the corporate world, but in the hobbyist market, out to write some good code and have fun, I think they're missing the mark.

    Third, the terminology is once again corporate: "aply to join a Workspace"..."owner, administrator, and member"

    Fourth, the liberal use of "sharing source" (Microsoft's favorite term) rather than "opening source" on the site is quite prominent -- "planning on sharing the source code".

    Fifth, more MS-style favorite words -- "integrate" and prominent mention of Visual Studio: "How will Workspaces integrate with Visual Studio .NET?"

    Sixth, why the hell does MS distribute all their documentation in Word format? So they made it in-house...big deal. I don't use Excel to write research papers -- it's the wrong tool. Word, with macro viruses, no font embedding, security issues, large file sizes and import issues with different versions of the software, is a really crummy "publication format". It makes sense in MS-centric workgroups for exchange of documents in progress, but not for final copies.

    Seventh, the damn thing is already Slashdotted.

  21. Re:This could be good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, they make a profit, but only together?

    "We lose a dollar every sale, but we make it up on volume!!!"

  22. And, in Microsoft's second great advertisement... by Plug · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://www.gotdotnet.com/error.aspx?aspxerrorpath= /team/workspaces/faq/Default.aspx

    Server Error in '/' Application.
    Runtime Error
    Description: An application error occurred on the server. The current custom error settings for this application prevent the details of the application error from being viewed remotely (for security reasons). It could, however, be viewed by browsers running on the local server machine.

    [etc]

    Wow! Microsoft have two great advertisements for their superiority over other technologies in oen day.

  23. mirror? by den_erpel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shouldn't we put up a mirror for the site, since it seems to be /. already?

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  24. Er... by Krokus · · Score: 3, Funny

    BAISIANNBALA = "But Again I State I Am Not (Not Being a Lawyer) Accurate"?

    Did I win anything?

  25. Passport Account? by md17 · · Score: 5, Funny


    Does anyone have a Passport account I can use? I am supprised to see that no one has posted the slashdot passport account info, like they usually do for the NY Times. I want to create a few projects, but I have heard that having a Passport account is insecure and that it even could be taking the mark of the beast. So, if anyone has one they could share, I would like to add a few projects like:

    Windows YP - A lightweight Windows Replacement that only crashes once a week
    Winzilla - An IE replacement written entirely in VB (It is very fast)
    Inlook - An Outlook replacement that is guarrantied to only have 5 major security holes / month
    Ipache - An IIS replacement which is only compatible with Winzilla clients

    Thanks.

  26. Thanks to courts, Microsoft can keep innovating by shodson · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want to thank the US courts for not being so tough on Microsoft's anti-trust case so they could keep innovating and building never before done software systems.

  27. The new top ten projects by AtomicX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Times move fast... New top ten GDN projects: 1. StealCode - Easily steal code from other Operating Systems *cough*BSD*cough* and call it your own. Features fully working KDE based GUI. 2. AccidentallyDestroyLinux - Secretly scans hard disks and deletes any Linux related files 3. EasyBugOut - Planning to introduce a new version of your software with hardly any new features? Still want the consumers to pay for it? Forgot to include bugs in your original release? - This software / spyware discreetly patches the required software and creates random memory bugs etc. that you will "fix" with your new, PRICEY version. Written by experts in the field (B. Gates & S. Ballmer) 4. Microsoft Alarm Clock - Steve Ballmer wakes all you budding programmers out there up with his famous "developers" war-cry. *NEW* version 3.0 includes a DirectX X based graphical engine which makes full use of (expensive NVIDIA) hardware for incredibly realistic sweat. If you leave the Alarm on for too long it fills up the screen, also features SimulaSmell Technology for those with Microsoft IntelliStink Mice! 5. Microsoft Hello World - Marvell at Microsoft's first ever BUG FREE program. 6. TakeOverMusicIndustry - Randomly scans PCs, when it finds a vulnerable one (ie. running Windows) it automatically converts all of those horrible MP3 files to lovely DRM protected WMAs. 7. SellMyHardware - Randomly consumes vast quantities of RAM, HD space or CPU Time as required on target PC. You can set options from Hefty Requirements to PC OVERKILL, depending on how badly your sales are doing. SellMyHardware has been used by INTEL, MAXTOR & CRUCIAL. Note (Other websites generally refer to this software as "Windows XP") 8. [DATABASE ENTRY CORRUPTED BY "FRONTPAGE" VIRUS] 9. [WHOOPS! - THERE ARE ONLY 8 ENTRIES - ADOB RECORDCOUNT COMMAND BUG# 2034, PLEASE VISIT MICROSOFT.COM AND DOWNLOAD HOTFIX #2350920395 FOR AN UPDATE TO THE IIS SERVER WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT FIX THIS PROBLEM. WE ALSO RECOMMEND PRAYING AT GATES' SHRINE] 10. [UNABLE TO DISPLAY REST OF PAGE - ASP(SU)X TIMED OUT AFTER 900000 SECONDS AFTER GETTING CAUGHT IN AN INFINITE LOOP: FRIENDLY TRANSLATION: USE PHP OR PERL INSTEAD.]