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Sklyarov Denied Visa to Return to U.S. for Trial

Kurt Foss writes "Visa applications for Alexander Katalov and Dmitry Sklyarov of ElcomSoft were recently denied by the American Embassy in Moscow, jeopardizing their return to the U.S. in time for the company to face criminal charges for allegedly violating the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) last year. The already rescheduled trial is presently set to begin in the U.S. District Court of Northern California on October 21."

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  1. Tried in absentia? by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What would happen if they aren't able to be issued visas in time? Would it be constitutionally valid to try someone in absentia? The case going on in Philadelphia right now (can't remember his name right now, sorry) is interesting in that French authorities refused to extradite the defendant to the US because his original trial was held, and he was convicted, in absentia. This apparently contravened the European Convention of Human Rights, and the US had to agree to retry him before France would agree to the extradition. I wonder if there are any UN treaties that both Russia and the US would be a party of that might prevent poor Skylarov from more machinations of the US justice system.

    Anyway, it's not like the US would ever send people into another country to kidnap someone whom they wanted to put on trial... Nah, that would never happen. </sarcasm>

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    1. Re:Tried in absentia? by XorNand · · Score: 5, Informative


      The guy your're talking bout is Ira Einhorn. France refused to extradite him because he could possibly face the death penalty in America. The circumstances are quite different than Skylarov's.

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    2. Re:Tried in absentia? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Informative
      What would happen if they aren't able to be issued visas in time? Would it be constitutionally valid to try someone in absentia?

      Not in this case. In the case you cite the defendant absconded during the trial. Under English common law it is only necessary for the defendant to be present in court to actually enter the plea. Once the plea is entered and the trial has begun the trial can complete whether or not the defendant absconds.

      This case is very different, the government is preventing the defendants from attending. They are clearly being denied due process and the government is not entitled to prosecute the case in their absence.

      While the article is correct that the consular officials have autonomy I very much doubt that this is an accidental occurrence. There is no way the DoJ wants this trial to take place. The FBI would look like complete idiots, particularly when it becomes obvious that Freeh and Ashcroft were more concerned about copyright than terrorism. The whole point of the scheme was to make the incomming AG look like a tough crime fighter aggressively going after the threats to society that Clinton ignored. Thats why the arrest took place July 2001. I predicted that this would happen when the plea agreement was entered.

      Stopping the defendants from appearing for the trial is the easiest way to get the case to fade from view with the least possible amount of fuss. Someone from the DoJ will have had lunch with someone from DoS.

      The judge may throw the charges out or leave them on file until the statute of limitations expires. I don't know the federal proceedure. It is possible that the charges will be thrown out on other grounds, the jurisdicition claim looks somewhat dubious to say the least. While the US courts does allow for extra-jurisdicitional charges the courts tend to only do so when the act in question explicitly states that it claims to be applicable in foreign jurisdictions.

      What might be interesting is if a civil lawsuit was filed against Ascroft as AG claiming that the case was brought to violate Skylarof's civil rights.

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    3. Re:Tried in absentia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance!
      Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo?
      Gandalf: Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement. Even the very wise can not see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.

    4. Re:Tried in absentia? by darien · · Score: 5, Informative
      All EU member states are signatories to the European Convention on Human Rights), which prohibits the death penalty, and forbids acts which might expose individuals to it (such as extraditing them to countries that still practise it). As I understand it, the convention is enforced in the European Court of Human Rights, but many nations have also passed local laws formalising this commitment. I'm afraid I can't find a reference for France, but the situation in the UK is:
      The United Kingdom is a signatory to the Sixth Protocol to the European Convention on Human Rights which outlaws the application of the death penalty. Consistent with the convention, the Extradition Act 1989 provides that extradition may be refused if the fugitive stands accused or convicted of an offence for which he could be or has been sentenced to death. The United Kingdom/United States Extradition Treaty also provides that extradition may be refused unless the requesting party gives satisfactory assurances that the death penalty will not be carried out. In practice, US extradition requests involving capital crimes are very rare. Not all US states continue to apply the death penalty. Those which do stand ready in extradition cases to provide assurances that the death penalty will not be carried out.
      Source: Written reply to Parliamentary Question asked of Lord Marlesford by Lord Rooker, 8th November 2001
    5. Re:Tried in absentia? by fenix+down · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hear, hear! Who better to settle our oldest constitutional debates than a monarchist fantasy author?

      Excellent work, Holmes.

  2. Your tax dollars at work by Audacious · · Score: 5, Funny

    The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing. Reminds me of the IRS. :-)

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    1. Re:Your tax dollars at work by hazem · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's probably better to have the different parts of the government working at odds. Sure, it's not very efficient, but do you really want a government that has the IRS, the DMCA, and Ashcroft working really efficiently?

      We'd have no rights in no time!

      No - I'd rather pay for less efficient government.

  3. Re:good luck? by unicron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quite the opposite in fact. Had they actually been allowed here, they would have been able to defend themselves and maybe create more attention for their case. I suppose it's good they won't be in a situation to face jail or stiff fines, but I wish they could've been allowed to have their voices heard in court.

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  4. In Russia... by Marijuana+al-Shehi · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Russia they tell jokes about the insane bureaucracy in America.

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    -- Paul Wolfowitz, 7/21/2003
    1. Re:In Russia... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > > In Russia they tell jokes about the insane bureaucracy in America.
      >
      >In America we tell jokes about the insane alcoholism in Russia.

      In Russia, they wake up next morning and are sober.

    2. Re:In Russia... by goga · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > I visited the USSR in the early 80s and I can assure you that your
      > speculations were quite unfounded.
      > If you are not convinced, I suggest a trip to North Korea before it
      > falls apart.

      Sorry man. I didn't VISIT the USSR in the early 80s -- i lived there. I still live in Russia.
      I have lived a year in America, too, so I am able to compare.

      The USSR in the 80s, while not a democracy by any means,
      was _very_ far from the insanity that was and is North Korea. You know, we used to make jokes about Kim Il Sung and the "Free Korea" magazine
      back in 1983.

      Life in Russia in the 70s and 80s was probably closer to life in
      America than in North Korea. That still does not mean it was "normal" by Western
      standards, of course.

  5. This has never happened before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Huh? This is just wierd. It seems absolutely baffling that the visa office wouldn't have a specific procedure for letting in and out people who wish to defend themselves in a lawsuit in the united states.

    I find it just about impossible to believe that this has never happened before. If there's no procedure to ensure that those who wish to enter the U.S. because of a U.S. court summons actually are allowed to enter, then surely at some point this problem has come up in a previous court case. Isn't there any precedent for this? How as this handled in previous cases? Surely someone somewhere must know.

  6. Let me guess... by javahacker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me guess, they can't can't get a Visa to enter the country for their trial, because they are charged with crimes in the US?

  7. Re:Makes perfect sense. by zebs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If he can't get back to the US, he won't be able to defend himself, and will be considered guilty

    What?? If he's not present then how does that show his guilt?

    Ok, the prosecution can make there case but he's entitled to a defence.

    Whats to stop him just never going to the US anyway? So he'll get fined, wow big deal, how would they get the money off him if hes not even in the country.

  8. This is just too funny... by Xeriar · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Department of Justice demands their presence in the U.S., but the Department of State denies it. Neither organization is accountable to the other. It's not like the DoJ can say 'well they didn't show up, it's their fault...'

    This is too amusing to NOT be picked up by the media again. I don't think it will result in protests so much as the DoJ and DoS being the butt of jokes for a few weeks, but still.

    1. Re:This is just too funny... by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > The Department of Justice demands their presence in the U.S., but the Department of State denies it. Neither organization is accountable to the other. It's not like the DoJ can say 'well they didn't show up, it's their fault...'
      >
      >This is too amusing to NOT be picked up by the media again. I don't think it will result in protests so much as the DoJ and DoS being the butt of jokes for a few weeks, but still.

      And then the INS wakes up and says "Hey, he's got a criminal record? C'mon in! Oh, wait, he hasn't been convicted yet. Can't let him in. But since he's here (we didn't find out about his charges until six months after he got here, y'know?), and since he got convicted after arriving, we'll deport him, but we can't do that until after he's served his sentence. After his time's served, we'll just keep him in, uh, "custody" until we can figure out how to deport him. That shouldn't take more than, oh, hell, how am I supposed to know, these forms are hard, maybe, another 4-5 years after his release from custody for us to deport him. If we can't deport him, 'cuz, like, his country won't take him back, well, then we'll just keep him in custody until they change their minds. Can't have folks like that walkin' the street. Oh, wow, is it, like 3:00 already? (*stamps "Approved" on the next two sheets on the pile, some bearded guy named O. B. Larden, and another guy named "Atta" who wants to go to flight school, hey, gotta meet my quota*) Time to go home. Another hard day's work at the INS!"

    2. Re:This is just too funny... by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Hey, what's he charged with anyway?"

      "Oh, he's a Russian who came to the United States, gave an academic lecture, and was promptly arrested for that lecture by the FBI."

      "Shows them Russians right for exercising their freedom of speech in the USA."

      I halfway expect to find myself in a picture frame with Rod Serling standing nearby.

  9. So what? by boola-boola · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but does it really matter? He doesn't live in the US (nor is he a citizen, IIRC), and even if he's found guilty, can we even do anything about it? I doubt anyone will make any significant effort to bring him to the US for punishment. Plus, I would hope his country would back him up and give him some sort of protection.

    (I'm sick of this DMCA nonsense. Can't we get that sh*t revised? Oh wait, the general public can't afford lobbyists so therefore our opinion doesn't count.)

  10. Re:Interesting by badvictor · · Score: 5, Informative

    Extradition is usually done for certain types of crimes, like murder for example. As far as I know Russia and the USA have not signed any extradition treaties for DMCA violations.

  11. In Soviet America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The insane bureaucracy tells jokes about YOU!

  12. Transport Dmitry by jhouserizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like it's time for a new campaign...

    • Free Dmitry Campaign (succeeded, more-or-less)
    • Bring Back Dmitry Campaign
    • Re-start at campaign 1 if necessary

    Or maybe we can start a campaign to bring Dmitry here "virtually" via web-conferencing or something... he deserves the right to defend himself!

    ..On the other hand, maybe we should ask him first... maybe he's happy to have a legitimate excuse not to come...

  13. Oh lovely Visas by T-Kir · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Visa processing time are notoriously long, I've been back in the UK for about 7 weeks trying to get a visitors visa.. both applications were refused under section 221(g) - or providing inadequate proof that you are to return to your native country (even though I have proof of a full time job that I have to return to). No I'm going back again next week under the waiver program, but you can't do diddly on that program (i.e. extending your stay, etc).

    I also doubt that Russia would be on the Visa Waiver scheme (I haven't checked the list)... maybe when they filled out their forms, did they tick (YES) to one of the silliest questions on the US Visa form (silly because I'd assume you wouldn't admit to it!)->

    Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose?

    Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State?

    Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi government of Germany; or have you ever participated in genocide?

    (YES) (NO)

    Anyhow, lets hope they can get something sorted quickly... the US doesn't want to look like it is deliberately denying them entry into the US so that they lose the 'charges will be dropped if you testify', but the case pretty much requires them to be there.

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  14. constitutional issues by JDizzy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I wonder what leagal ramifications this means to Sklyarov? IT is said that if he testifies i the case, his charges will be dropped! So if this is a tactic to force him NOT to testify, then the charges will be reinstated in full, and with extra penalties.

    "If, however, Alexander and Dmitry are unable to come to trial at all, we are likely to face a host of legal issues, including constitutional issues," says Serebryanaya. She deferred further speculation, citing a preference to "cross that bridge if we come to it."


    It is also said that the US State Dept. has no legal recource for refusing a visa, as in the Justice dept has no leverage with them to do anything. So thins might be Powell's way of asserting a forced verdict in this case. This might also set a precendence in the world-wide court, if we USA folks can procescute outsiders, yet we refuse these bad folks entry, what is the point? Guilty without trial?

    Doesn't seem fair to me!
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  15. The cold war pissing match continues by _Sambo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know what it is with the US and Russia. I lived in Russia for two years after High School and became fluent in Russian. I remember all the problems that each city's local Visa office (The dreaded OVIR) gave me in each city. I had to leave the country half way through my time there to get a new Visa. I felt that the officials there were difficult to deal with because it was an untrusted American they were dealing with.

    It's kind of nice to know that it's a two way street in regards to Visas.

    Good luck to Sklyarov.

  16. They don't give the reason... by Alioth · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The article says no reason was given. I doubt that's the case (they probably wouldn't tell journalists though).

    Having been through the US visa process, I know how officious that lot can be. I have been refused a US visa twice (the visas were subsequently granted). To give you an insight to how assinine the US embassies can be, the first time was because they couldn't determine exactly how long I had worked for my company (I think it was refused under '221 (g)' (iirc)). Now they could have just phoned either myself up or the company up and asked.

    Instead, I had to go to London, waste 4 hours sitting in the US Embassy in their "delicatessen" (they have this big square room, with about five subway-station-style windows at one end. First you line up to get a number. Then you wait for up to five hours until they call your number. There are newspapers in this room - these papers are all about moving to the US. The first half goes on about how terrible your country is and how wonderful the United States is, and the latter half is devoted to how they aren't going to give you a visa anyway. I kid you not!) Finally, my number is called. The officer asked one question. "How long have you worked for your company in the last five years?". I told them. >stamp stamp approved. A whole day wasted on a question that could have been answered by fax or phone without having to see me in person.

    The second time I was refused was for a visa *that had already been approved* by the INS in the USA. We sent the forms into the US Embassy when I was back home. They refused it because one of the forms "was out of date". I downloaded the 'current form'. It was IDENTICAL IN EVERY RESPECT to the one they objected to apart from the date in the bottom. ABSOLUTELY IDENTICAL in all the boxes, the layout, the information, everything but the blasted date on the bottom! It delayed me for a week and my company not only lost a week of my time, they also had to pay extra as I had to change my airline ticket. It's only the INS that do this - I've had quite a few dealings with another US govt. agency - the FAA. They haven't minded about different versions of the same form which differ only in date.

    The INS is absolutely *abysmal*. It's even worse than the IRS because they have so little accountability. The people who vote don't care because they don't have to deal with them, and the people who have to deal with them aren't allowed to vote!

    Having said that, I greatly enjoyed my time in the USA and I think it's a great country - so please don't take my rant as a rant against the US - it is not. It's a rant about the INS. The INS are the worst kind of bureaucrats, and I wouldn't be surprised if Skylarov has been delayed by some petty bureaucrat playing his power-games over a form with the wrong frigging date in the bottom corner.

    1. Re:They don't give the reason... by doodleboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have to say I agree with your assessment of the INS. I am a Canadian citizen with no criminal record ("Are you, or have you ever been, a prostitute or procurer of prostitutes?"), no medical problems, etc., and it took forever to get a simple K1 fiance visa to enter the US.

      I was told by the American consulate in Canada that my application should only take a couple of months to process if it was the slam-dunk it appeared to be. Instead it took over a year. And my plaintive phone calls trying to figure out what was going on were met with unhelpful statements like, "you will be contacted at the appropriate time," by obviously bored bureaucrats who refused to even look into the matter.

      The INS office here is even worse. I will spare everyone the gory details, but I will say that I was genuinely shocked at how rude consular employees are. It's the jail-guard syndrome, where jobs that give people power encourage the petty tyrant within.

      I've mentioned my experiences with the INS to a couple of Americans, and they both told me I should have just flown down here and gotten married, as it was highly unlikely I'd get tossed out. I knew people did such things, but I figured I have nothing to hide and I'll just play by the rules. And look where it got me!

      Obviously I have nothing against the United States, since I chose to move here (who knew winters could be so warm?). Seriously though, any system that keeps out the innocent while letting the criminals in must be in need of a serious overhaul.

  17. Time to use reverse psychology. by coupland · · Score: 5, Funny

    When he wants out of America they detain him. When he wants back into America they refuse him. If he was smart he'd send them a note pleading with them to find him guilty.

  18. Not guilty necessarily by aWalrus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The article says that the agreement is to drop charges against Skylarov if he testifies in the trial against ElcomSoft. Thus, if he can't be there, he may be prosecuted.
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  19. Re:Makes perfect sense. by zebs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because otherwise there would be no incentive for people to show up to court..

    Effectivly they'd be assumed to be guilty then?

    If I'm not mistaken (and I'm not expert on legal things) if you're arrested and charged you're only allowed to go free before trial if bail is granted, and skipping bail is an offence?

    But of course bail is only granted if its deemed unlikely that the defendant will skip bail...?

    You have to wonder what was put on the visa application.

    "Reason for application: So I can defend myself against one of your crappy laws."

  20. Re:Interesting by coupland · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know about America, they do to Canada but here we call it "immigration". ;-)

  21. Handshakes by Chas · · Score: 5, Funny

    [Right Hand] Hey Lefty!

    [Left Hand] Yeah?

    [Right Hand] What'cha doin'?

    [Left Hand] ......

    [Right Hand] Well?

    [Left Hand] Well, what?

    [Right Hand] What are you doing?

    [Left Hand] I do not know such information. Nor could I pass along said information if I did know such information.

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    THANK GOD!!!
  22. visas and courts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I once was a consular officer, albeit not in Russia. Russia is what's known as a "visa mill". That means that there are a lot of folks who want visas, and, as a result, long lines. Most applicants get about 60 seconds at the window, whereupon the consular officer must decide yea or nay. It isn't an exact science. One looks for discrepancies between what the applicant says, how they appear, and their papers. In Skylarov's case, I have no idea how he appeared, what he was asked, or what he said. However, his story may have sounded strange, or he may not have explained the circumstances well. Hence, no visa.

    The DOJ has nothing to do with visas, and the State Dept (NOT the INS) has nothing to do with the DOJ. Later, when I left the FOreign Service, I went to law school and clerked for a federal judge. We have several cases where defendants and/or witnesses couldn't get back in to the US. GUess what -- there's nothing the court or the DOJ can do to get anyone a visa. In one case, where an actual defendant couldn't appear, we continued the proceedings until such time that the government could produce the defendant. In another case, where a witness couldn't appear, we allowed a deposition transcript to be used ("declarant unavailable exception")

    Trials in absentia may be permissible under state law, but I've never seen such in federal court.

  23. turn about is fair play? by loners · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Russia wont hand them over until the USA hands over FBI Agent Michael Schuler who was indicted for hacking into russian computers. After the US judge basically ruled that it is not a crime for US agents to commit a crime somewhere else, dont count on russia or the USA ever "swapping prisoners".

    1. Re:turn about is fair play? by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Everyone in the world is held to US laws, EXCEPT US Law Enforcement Officials.

      If those said US law enforcemnet officals ever go to Russia, they can expect to be captured, tried (if they're lucky), and jailed.

      We've got a good 15-50 years of "supernationalism" until some agreed-upon mechanism for punnishing extra-national criminals is agreed upon. Probably by an extension of the UN War Crimes court into a body to deal with inter-country legal affairs that aren't War Crimes.

      To whit; I can get on a boat chartered in China from California, hook up to an international communications system not owned by the USA, hack a server in Japan, go back to the USA, and ignore any legal threats on the basis that no applicable law makes what I did illegal. If I'm out of the country ANYWAY and I've got a good reason, I've got an even better situation.

      Until I go to Japan, of course.

      (IANAL; if you, knowing that I am not qualified to dispense legal advice, decide to act upon my suggestion, you should also jump into the ocean while you're out there and save the gene pool.)

    2. Re:turn about is fair play? by g4dget · · Score: 4, Informative
      We've got a good 15-50 years of "supernationalism" until some agreed-upon mechanism for punnishing extra-national criminals is agreed upon. Probably by an extension of the UN War Crimes court into a body to deal with inter-country legal affairs that aren't War Crimes.

      The US has refused to ratify the treaty on the international criminal court because of the completely hypothetical possibility that US citizens might be tried elsewhere. I don't believe the US is going to subject its citizens to any form of foreign jurisdiction if it can help it.

  24. Re:Interesting by digerata · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Maybe the US wanted to 'avoid' the international backlash that would have happened had they shown up?

    Not granting them visas is an easy way to push confrontation off for awhile.

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  25. Re:Makes perfect sense. by dbrutus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just for fun, you can see a few of the 9/11 terrorist's visa applications. Judging by these, you'd *really* have to screw up your filing to be denied.

  26. He should sneak in from Canada by Newer+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    He should sneak in from Canada and under the glare of TV lights show up in court at the appointed time. I can see the row that wouls happen in that court when the INS show up to deport him for being in the country illegally.

  27. Never attribute to malice ... by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence.

    Yes, this is paradoxical. Yes it is stupid, yes it (initially) puts him an (even more) difficult position. But it isn't some plan. It's just normal visa issuing stupidity.

    By way of anecdote. My wife ended up in a similarly nasty situation. Before we were married she could travel from her native Hungary to the US on visitor visa without a problem. But once we were married, the US embassy is Budapest was reluctant to give a visitor's visa to the wife of a US citizen since she could easy not return. The advised us for her to get a green card.

    But also, quite reasonably, the green card (immigration visa) is for people who actually immigrate to the US. That is, you should really reside in the US if you have an immigration visa.

    So two rules, each of which make some sort of sense (though not a whole lot) interact to put us in a nasty situation.

    This is clearly what is going on here. The US Embassy doesn't issue visas for people with criminal records (a rule that makes sense). Sklyorov is required (or at least requested) to testify.

    Now judges aren't stupid. If the visa problem can't be fixed, the judge will take that into account. And there's good news. It further paints Sklyorov as an innocent victim, serving to further ridicule the system that got him jailed in the first place.

    As a final note, having lived in a soviet block country and elsewhere in Europe. I can say that the US is by far the most bureaucratic country on the planet.

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  28. Re:OT: Irony by VValdo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    True irony [dictionary.com] is perhaps the highest form of humour.

    Since fifth grade I've been hearing this bizarre heirarchy of humor, with puns and/or slapstick most frequently cited as the LOWEST forms.

    What the hell? Are people so insecure/arrogant about their sense of what's funny that they have to actually rank them? To what authority does this appeal? Is there some consortium of comedians or something that releases a yearly report on the latest comedic standings?

    (funny answers are appreciated)

    W

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  29. Re:that's not true! by cei · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ironic that this is being modded as +1 Funny, because that's actually his defense!

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  30. embassy hell by Atilla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    yeah, I've been there, when I applied for a student visa for my second trip to the US...

    I had paperwork in hand from the university that I was planning to attend.. It even stated that I was officially accepted. So, after all paperwork crap was filled out, the bitch at the embassy's visa counter denied me entry for a bullshit reason (I think she made it up on the fly) - my tuition was approx. $14,800 a year, so I had to show proof that I had $15,000 x 4 years (bachelors degree) = $60,000 in cash or in a bank account or whatever... I NEVER heard of such a rule. Who in the right mind would pay for 4 years of college up front unless they have nothing better to do with their money?

    They did eventually let me in... By a stroke of luck, the last immigration counselor I talked to, graduated from the same school that I was about to start at.

    So my point is... They could've denied these guys entry for any reason. Their default policy is to NOT LET ANYONE IN. I personally know of at least a dozen people that had similar problems in that same embassy...

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  31. This is what I think. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sing to the tune of "We're Following the Leader" from Disney's Peter Pan:

    The government is stupid,
    is stupid,
    is stupid,
    the government is stupid,
    in everything they do.

    That's what happens when one part of the government doesn't allow another part of itself to get its job done. And you wonder why it takes years to get a stamp on a piece of paper or something stupid like that.