Giant Raptor Terrorizes Alaskan Village
An anonymous reader writes "A giant raptor, rumored to have a wingspan of 14 feet, has been spotted by a number of Alaskans in the general vicinity of Manokotak. There is speculation that the beast could be a Steller's sea eagle, but Phil Schempf, of the Fish and Wildlife Service, is dubious: He says that no creature that large has flown in more than 100,000 years. Read about it in this Anchorage Daily News article, which notes that residents have been warned to keep their children indoors."
Invest in some skepticism.
blarg.
Visit the Alaska Community Database for more info on Manokotak (including a better location map).
More here (in case it gets slashdotted) - http://www.knoxstudio.com/shns/story.cfm?pk=BIGBIR D-10-15-02&cat=AN
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Southwest Alaskans say bird is the size of a small plane
Seattle Post Intelligencer,WA
A super-sized bird in Alaska-Scripps Howard News Service
Raptor-like bird spotted in Alaska-Ananova
Southwest Alaskans say bird is the size of a small plane-Kenai Peninsula
THERE IS NO DATA. THERE IS O
IANAP (i am not a paleotologist) but last time I checked, raptors didn't fly. Granted my knowledge of raptors is limited to Jurrasic Park movies and BBC specials but c'mon. Regardless of whether it actually looks like a raptor it would most likely resemble a pterodactyl since it has that massive wingspan and, oh yeah, it flies.
I think we need a sense of humor transplant here, stat!
Sheesh... go into your preferences and set Funny moderations to -6, then you won't have to see funny things again on Slashdot.